₦airaland Forum

Ahmed4002:
sirRiddy my birthday mate. The Gre expert have been following you recently.

owliver the fail politician. always politicised in the wrong place

Looooolz* oga mi no vex sire. After tomorrow we no go campaign again. Good evening

babatawa:
Love u too bruh

#NoHome

*passes by**

Army don capture gwoza!!! Jonathan head must be filled with ata-rodo and tatashe to think this will be a game changer . But, we didn't even see pictures!!! Sai baba

rhema9898:
1 : 10 pm
2 : you logout
3 : 6 persons.

miss physics. Well done ooooh

joyjoomla:
1. 11:30pm
2. Roof
3. 9 people
Actually that numb 3 is nt comprehensively stated.
Are u asking for d total num dt made it to Lokoja? If dt is it my answr is 9

this your wrong ehn... Normal wrong right for where your wrong dey smh

sheyman4phy:
Me too...make dem go die

or charge you to court and die there.

Luchiana1:
megawax8 get am.. No2- stop imagining..den u get out

hmmm I see. Ok

Luchiana1:
funny u get two outta three..cool

oya say the number two na. That number one na die.

lagmostkuit:
I'm sure gonna confirm 1st..

Ok good.

sheyman4phy:
This NYSC stuff is shit o!so what is the essence of the 3k we paid?make dem go die,I no dey submit anything.

I wouldn't have even bothered sef if not for the fact say I wan go shayo with my friends. I don't think its necessary sha.

lagmostkuit:
I will oh!
Chai! Abia state too far..

not all schools request it oooh. No go travel for nothing.

Luchiana1:
Brain warm up: If it were 2 hours later, it would be half as long until midnight as it would be if it were an hour later. What time is it?

2: imagine you are in a room, no door, no window how do you get out?

3. you are drivin a bus to lokoja,5 people get on, 2 people get out, 3people get on, one more get on, 2 get out. How many r in d bus.

Cc rhema9898, ogbenijhybo, megawax8,derbyman. Owliver, evrybori.

1-9pm 2- no going out cos of election violence 3- 6

lagmostkuit:
Are u serious?
I pray my yeye skul dnt request for it.

yh my school requested I had to travel. Call you course mates and confirm.

For all the APC people I have something for you. Here are some of the statements of your messiah mohamodu buhari .
1. "I will continue to show openly and inside me
the total commitment to the Sharia movement that
is
sweeping all over Nigeria. God willing, we will not
stop the agitation for the total implementation of
the Sharia in the country.” - Buhari (News24,
August 27, 2001)
2. "If what happened in 2011 should again happen
in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and the
baboon will all be soaked in blood." - Buhari
(Vanguard May 15, 2012)
3. “The last general election was anything but free
and fair. The only political parties that could
complain of election rigging are those parties that
lacked the resources to rig.” - Buhar (First Speech
after Military Coup, 31 December, 1983)
4. "No no no, Abacha did not steal Nigeria's
money." - Buhari (10th Anniversary of Abacha's
death)
5. "The declaration of state of emergency in three
Northern states of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe is a
grave injustice against the North." - Buhari (Liberty
Radio, June 2, 2013)
6. "I live on borrowing. I borrowed from the banks
to build the house in Daura and the one in Abuja
and Kano. The bank then was Barclays, now Union
Bank." - Buhari (The SUN Exclusive Interview,
December 24, 2012)
7. “When the Niger Delta militants started their
activities in the South-South, they were invited by
the late President Umaru Yar’adua. An aircraft was
sent to them and their leaders met with the late
President in Aso Rock and discussed issues. They
were given money and a training scheme was
introduced for their members. But when the Boko
Haram emerged in the north, members of the sect
were killed”. - Buhari (Liberty Radio, Kaduna May
14 2012)
8. "Muslims should only vote those who will
promote Islam. We are more than the Christians if
you add our Muslim brothers in the West."- Buhari
(Liberty Radio Kaduna, 2003)
9. “This campaign is the third and last one for me;
since, after it, I will not present myself again for
election into office of the president.” – Buhari (April,
2011 at the Int'l Conference Centre, Abuja)
10. "I'll stabilize oil market if elected." - Buhari
(Channels TV Interview, 2014)
11. “Why should Christians be concerned when
Muslim cut off their limbs? After all, the limbs that
are being cut off are Muslim ones and not Christian.
So why should Christians bother about it?? – Buhari
(Liberty Radio, Kaduna 2003)
12. "I will not have office of the first lady if I'm
elected president.” – Buhari (2014) 13. "If There Is a
repeat of the Civil War again, I will
kill more Igbos to save the country." - Buhari (BBC
Hausa Service, 2015)
14. “I can die for the cause of Islam if necessary. We
are prepared to fight another civil war. We cannot
be blackmailed into killing Sharia.” – Muhammadu
Buhari (Freedom House, 2000)
15. I’ll make Naira equal in value to dollar." -
Muhammadu Buhari (Vanguard, March 23, 2015). Has he really changed?

smilingjimmy:
Pls E-fam dere is dis argument on a group chat abt our green crd dt ws printed. R we 2 send a copy 2 sch cum nxt mnth?

some schools request it some don't. Confirm from your school mates.

megawax8:
You no go sha kill person

hahahaha me sef don laff tire.

pretty3:
My night was cool dearie! Thanks.

YW. Twomorrow ish erecshon so mark shua yua stay ahomp. Yua saypti is infortant.

erisegun:
buh y my head! U no see anoda person head ni?y me?

when next I go school I go ask our gateman. Smh

Luchiana1:
laughing.. ..you got no1-sha

ahan* what of the rest?

erisegun:
choi, i have dieee

. Don't wish urself bad. Spirit fit go pass.

pinkiepetite:
hmmm really isokay

na the latest line for my area be that ooh. awayu

pretty3:
Owliver, have you said good morning to me today? Anyway, how was your night?

Ooooh baby sorry. Gooooood Mooorning* my night was ok thank God. How was urs?

Luchiana1:
Small brain exercise: charles mum had 3 children. The first is named june, second is named july, the third child name is?

2:if a cock lays an egg and a half in a day and a half. How many eggs can a cock lay in 3days

3: what falls and never breaks and what break and never fall?

1- charles. 2- 3eggs. 3-Erisegu skull

pinkiepetite:
ya becoming too aggressive dis days small small ooo no fight me sha

me? Aggressive? Loooooolz* abeg go to court and die there

erisegun:
wetin dy there?

look bush means get out. so look bush

leemah4u:
u guys will not kill someone with laughter #justreadingcomments

no worry you won't die ehn goodmrn

erisegun:
u sha wan dy whine me.kontunu

Oga look bush

Walexsammy:
lols, u don use erisegun as point of contact to abuse our VP abi? Kontunu....hw u doin bro?...yet to see u on the other side, hope all iz well?

looolz* I no abuse am na. Just stating a fact. A vice president has little or no constitutional power. Btw am doing good and I hope your good too

erisegun:
of course i can*buh i dnt lyk we talking politics here*

Your excuse is as useless as namadi sambo to Nigerians. Anyhow sha

erisegun:
lolzzz!!! U caused it nah. I actually begged u not no start d politics bruhaha yesterday,but u wouldnt listen

So you can't talk politics without insult? How difficult is that. Am disappointed

erisegun:
mehn! I f'vcked up yesterday bigtime.i went too far wit dose abusive words*.............as 4 d introduction tin,dont worry,am gonna bring her home soon.... Lolz

Oooooooohw myyy gad So you know? B\tchAsz nigga