₦airaland Forum

sleekyonyx:
Oh really, yeah my first e-fight ws wit u. It was around that time you nearly shove down my throat, remember? Bt somhw we became buddies

I remember but your over-exaggerating the thing though. I only objected and you and some of your comcubinees wan chop me. Smh

sleekyonyx:
Thank you dear, morning.

Don't be deceived. We all are now enjoying your count down cos its near unlike when it was at 96 days. Thanks a lot. Good job.

@Yokiti thanks a lot boss. Got your message and would stick to your advice. Good morning!!!

HBD black nerd aka babatawa. We love you. Long life and prosperity!!! #Respect

sojas:
No not you papi. Any leader that will change this country for good even though is Jona again. Let it happen on Saturday by God's grace.

Dem cause 9ja? If Colombia drug lords HQ will transform, dem cause us?

lemme tell you what happened this evening. I went to buy fuel with a gallon 500naira at fatgbems. Normally they use agidi to collect 20naira from such small kegs. When it got to my turn after waiting almost 1hr the bros sold 440naira(He wan collect 60naira) As he was about to sell for the next keg I hit the pump away and then we both got started. And the line was disrupted everybody gather round. I was soo angry that I said it's not possible for him to take my 60naira when no be him gimme money. Other people on the queue begged me but I didn't accept. After selling for a car he later came back and sold additional 20aira making 460naira I still wasn't satisfied and me and the bros begin para again. So I threatened him that I live around and if he thinks his head is strong he should try nonsense with me I'll show am pepper if I go come back(na mouth ooh)... Guess what..... Fellow Nigerians on the queue begged me to manage it that fuel is scarce na that's its normal. I was disappointed cos I was fighting the attendant(government) against extortion(corruption) and fellow Nigerians(people who want change) didn't support me. I left there cheated. Do you see the mentality of an average Nigerian? We compromise too much. Suffering and smiling, the change starts with us. Until then we'll be running in circles. Good night

sojas:
Owliver, I think we should end this political discussion. I don't wanna be too emotional with all these. After all, e no change dollar price or eba price.

Emotional ke? Lmao* why would you when no one dey throw insults. I just hope if buhari wins he does as promised. If jonathan wins I hope his agenda bears fruit. Shikina

sojas:
My point, only people with their status can challenge the ruling party. Am not exonerating APC on their on part. Am saying most of the sit up Jona is doing of late is as a result of stronger opposition. Do you think, we that are nobody in government can challenge these politicians. Is demdem my broda. Having said that, I still will not agree with you on APC been form as a result of that they are not wanted in PDP. See, from what I know and I have understood, if any APC member defects to PDP, there is always the joy and vice versa. Is not like PDP are tired of members and let me tell you if Tinubu or Kano State Governor defect or returns to PDP. GEJ will be happiest man in the world.

Finally, is there any so called propaganda the opposition has raised that is false? Tell me one.

Tell me where the Republican pat the Democrat in USA with a source.

like I said I don't want to talk politics tonight. I will only attend to your last paragraph. I assume you watch less of aljazeera and fox. If you do you'll see how the opposition support and suggest way out for their president and also commend good decisions. Pls let's not talk politics again. Since peeps don't like it. Don't wana push it. #respect

sofdoc:
Come...wetin dat 1 min?!

it means dey are physicians. Physicians are animal, place or things you don't understand. Like rhema.... You still don't understand? Forget it

Emmaczee:
What is on board now, bro?
I dey come make i quickly run tru d previous pages

Oboy nothing dey ooh. Na sleep sure pass.

Ogbenijhybo:
GoodGovernance :
Tears of joy flowing from my eyes.
BUHARI,the man that conquered religious bigotry and
dichotomy,orchestrated by the corrupt elements of the
society.
I have a dream:
One Nation bounded by love,irrespective of the way of
worship.
Why I would be voting for Buhari,the change agent:
1.To preserve the sanctity of the voter's power to hire
and fire(If he fumbles,I will fire him in 2019!)
2.Give him the opportunity to fulfill his promise of
fighting corruption,Nigeria's number one enemy.
(Stealing is not the only type of corruption,facing the
nation!)
3.I still cannot understand why Nigeria is the only OPEC
member,importing fuel.Let's see whether GMB could fix
this
4.We need to punish PDP for spending trillions of Naira
on electricity,yet only about 1,000 EXTRA mega watts in
16 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5.I ate deceit and propaganda.Nigeria's status as the
largest economy in Africa is not what GEJ should claim
alone.What really happened was a mere update of
statistical parameters to arrive at a figure that suddenly
made our GDP to be higher than that of South Africa.It
has nothing to do with a deliberate economic
development policy.In most cases,economic size is driven
by the level of economic activities,powered by a higher
level of population.
Moreover,our economy may be large ,but it is definitely
not better than that of South Africa.That is why
economic development(quality) is far better than
economic growth(size).
6.After 16 years of PDP government,the price of crude
oil is threatening the fabric of our economy,due to lack
of revenue diversification.Is 16 years not enough to
diversify our revenue base ?
7.The Naira is much more weaker than the PDP
government met it!
8. Good governance is more than just construction of
roads,schools and railways.There is no government that
does not achieve,no matter how much or little,after
all,our monies were voted for such projects,so what's the
big deal?
But major components of good governance are
transparency,accountability and leadership
9.I want to make a statement that wealth or poverty
does not discriminate between a Muslim,Christian or
Pagan.Therefore enough of religious sentimentalism!
10.To Show APC/Buhari that the way PDP/GEJ was
fired,we shall not hesitate to act accordingly in 2019,till
we get the country of our dreams!
APC/GMB till 2019,at least!
LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

Loooolz* anyways let's not talk politics since its pinching people. Let's swerve the idea lemme do something else. #Respect

Emmaczee:
Chai! I done miss alot since morning.
Where are bro Oliwer and Nakar*y?
I dey feel u bros.

Whats up Luc*iana1? Na only you i see among our ladies...you really tried yest. Keep it up.
Howdy Titiluvly? Hope mr Owli*er don dey tutor you well?

oga mi I hail you oh. Twale*

May they RIP. And as usual. May it not be well with the robbers and their greedy friends, families and most especially greedy girls that will spend part of the money without asking or minding where it came from. May they all be judged by karma. Amen

Ogbenijhybo:
if I mo go vote make I turn N for Nairaland

hmmm be rest assured I have already canceled your own

Luchiana1:
u get pvc?

He say he get but e no go vote.

sleekyonyx:
Tah, shake am well.

all the play wey we play since morning never do you abi? Make we still dey play enter mid-night Smh

Ogbenijhybo:
If d court didn't annul him for certificate, who are you to question a graduate of the prestigious Nigerian Defense Academy and a retired General at that for credentials!




if you still have a problem with that bro. get a Lawyer n sue him too!

if no SAN and even ICC can't take commander in chief of arm forces GEJ to court and prove him guilty of cluelessness and corruption who are you to label his government corrupt and clueless without proof? Besides court didn't end the case, his lawyer delayed it. Why hire a lawyer if he had a certificate?

sleekyonyx:
Una don start again with politics

smh* nawa to you

Ogbenijhybo:
Owliver, let's meet up at 11pn here to finish yday talk... pls come with a more Pulsating points rather than certificate n both parties can't be trusted talk! I just finish some guys for my area now now

sorry I like the certificate issue. Cos he's a cheat and a liar who lied under an oat. A man of integrity shouldn't have such issues. He's not worthy to be a general if he can't provide his WAEC result.

Luchiana1:
i no understand o..re phrase

be like say you read physics. Smh

Tricky Question: Rigging is not allowed but PDP rig election take win. Who win?

Luchiana1:
waoh ur head dey deir..u r right nd second one nko?

PDP umbrella dey wide gaaan.

Luchiana1:
This is a simple one. Three fat ladies stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didnt any of them get wet?

rain no fall.

Ogbenijhybo:
Oga shey you don dey sip d kain kain again abii against owliver advise!!!
You quoted n I replied now!!! King !!! no let your village turn upside down during your time ooo

haha I no dey oooh

sofdoc:
E b like your wolves n lamb don dey madt!!!

hin wolves and lambs read physics

pretty3:
Hello everyone! Hope you all had a great day? Owliver dear, I missed you, a bit though, not much o
Good night people, and sweet dreams to you all. Cheers.

Looolz* honey I miss you too. I know your tired from your journey pls rest ok. Good night.

Luchiana1:
funny guy

he his just too awesome. He must have the answer

megawax8:
You wrong die!

normal wrong get hope for where hin own wrong dey Looooolz*

kingphilip:
no b that one I mean jor

hisxcellency king Philip

done that.

megawax8:
NEXT:A mathematician was challenged to write nineteen in a manner that if one was taken out of it, it became twenty. He failed to do it.

Can you help him?

sodiqyinka can

kingphilip:
owliver I have bin boss-zoned o

hahaha watin you expect na? Exterella never do you abi?

kingphilip:
the number for my siggy

Ok boss. Ama ring you up.

ExTrEmE99:
Lol.fights ke? Tot all PCM A'15 are one family na.

And this e-boo thing sef.people luvin pple evn if one might end up having hunch back..lol
*none of my business though*

Thanks a bunch.

the bolded got me laughing