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Bleshh:
That ur head wey b like Ökin Biscuit!!!

No b only GAYbriel, Na alliGAYtor!!

guy u go don old ooo. Cos okin biscuit don enta extinction naaaa.

yemightzi:
thanks have gotten it.


How would I get it signed.Is dier ny court at iuana iba or ojo?

dere shud be a court around dat side naaa. Ask pple around or wait till we resume..

Bleshh:
I no get time again... So i jus free you!!! Na onto say i like u ooo

guy u don turn GAYbriel nii

yemightzi:
pls, can anybody tell m hw I will download court affivadit stuff pls pls.

u wud see them under download menu wen u hav an account.

worisj:
217 at last lolzzz ......@bleshh and owlumeday i sight Una o......na lack of mb and Phcn dey cause rubbish o.......2 days to go Akure loading 90%

guy u sstill dey lack mb for dis century? Wish sub u dey use?.. And i just leave dis one for u ni ooo i for don boook space

Sayorjully:
we are nt yet in skul

oook oo u beta start learning hw to wake early nw oo cos we hav 3days to go

Pls wu has has been to ojota park recently and hav an idea hw much transportfare is to akure Cos a frend of mine doin pd wu left for sch today told me its nw #2550

Dekatron:
local govt certificate-osun
____________________-0ndo

hw much did u get d local govt stuff and wetin u go so for ondo

Dekatron:
infact, i dey kichen self,dy cook. . Just got home.



The story.


I live in ibadan,and i want to collect sometin@ ife east,osun state nd den, okitipupa,ondo state. . I got to modakeke were am going. . I got it quickly sha(my uncle is influential in town,bein an town based barrister). I left for okitipupa. Wen i got to d park,dey said NO i should go to anda park. I t0ok #40 bus down there. I got there,dey said NO, go bak to the park u are cmin frm. Took anda #50 bus back(money don go o. My dad gave me only #3500 for transport o. .he is always sayin: be able to survive, and i like it). Wen i got there,dey said that i wl get to ORE b4 i can gt to okitipupa-#600. I sha got to OPPA as its called after total of abt #1000,i tuk anda car-#200 to IGBOTAKO-exactly were am going. Got there, collectd w@ i came4. I nw slept over at my dad's frnds house(dem rich small. Spoilt kids. . One of them, wen we were watchin i think NAT GEO WILD- OR WATEVA said :'UNCLE,MENTION TYPES OF GUITAR,DO U KNW ROCK GUITAR?? THEY ATTACH IRON AT THE BACK AND IT MAKES NOISE?? me, i kuku dey hungry,all i ate was #50 egg roll and 2 O.A.U satchét water. And their mum said i should help her peel plantains(VERY RIPE AND SUCCULENT O). I felt like eatin everitin,and there is fastin(RCCG),and they are pastors,i neva askd for bread or other light foods. As i was sayin, i jst dy look, hunga catch me sotey i neva think of say mak i tell am ACOUSTIC,BASS guitar(i been wan slap am self). I sha slept after eventually eating: CORRECT RICE,SWEET SOUP,VERY SOFT MEAT WEY SOFT AND SWEET DIE(I NO WAN KNW IF NA CHICKEN OR BEEF) AND A MULTITUDE OF FRIED DODO.


WOKE UP THIS MORNING, went to d sittin run for prayer. . The hyme dem dy sing, i neva hear am b4.i jst dy murmur. After everytin,i left. . Forming big boy(neva collect money for transport from them) . As i got to the park I BEEN WAN CRY: I DIDNT HAVE UP TO #1500 ON ME.. LIKE #1200. . I STARTED ASKIN FOR THE TRANSPORT FARE FROM DRIVERS B4 I ENTA. . I GOT TO ijebu ode. . IT DAWNED IN ME: THE TRANSPORT FARE TO IBADAN IS #700 AND I HAVE #570 TO BE PRECISE, AND I WL STILL GET HOME FRM WERE DEY WL DROP ME AT IBADAN O. . . AND D WAY I DRESS, U GO THINK SAY I GET MONEY. I quickly ask for one olokada to tell me where it is cheaper(I WNT BEG FOR MONEY WITH HOW I DRESS AND THE TYPE OF PHONE AND EARPIECE I HOLD- NA MY SISTA DASH ME D PHONE O,MK I TKE AM TRAVEL). he took me to a far place, i even tink e wan use me do OOGUN OWO(MONEY RITUAL). I sha got to d place. He carried me for #200, only me(if it were to b ONDO STATE,e for carry 3 people-those people too dy over load o,a car-6 people,apart from driver). I now saW IBADAN FOR #250. He dropped me@ new garage,ibadan and i even charged my phone in the car. . 60% charge. . .i sha got down, enta STATE BUS(WE CALL IT AJUMOSE)#30 to muslim. Boarded okada frm MUSLIM TO MY HOUSE#50. I ENTERED WITH #50.I immediately use am buy two noodles,one egg,wen mum comes,she go pay the remainin. .enter kitchen. . Prepared CORRECT NOODLES AND OMÊLET(MY BROS STYLE). . Now eatin and typinf STORY.


THE END.

wish tinz u go collect for ondo nd ifeee

Dekatron:
ah ah, guy, dem curse u not to answer?? ishit only israel? ehn?
(kiddin)

oga philips,wetin i sabi b say it doesnt mean. . since na dem post it. and since its the original u downloaded, no qualms. . neva mind the color


ayaf miss u o,philly

guy shey u neva settle ni? I still dey wait for ur story ooo

kahar14:
Pls,i want to get my affidavit signed and stamped buh em say all d whole court 4 naija don dey on strike,i want 2 find out if its true,n pls i nid help

go to d court, u wud meet pple dat wud sign it or tell those that does affidavit. U wud c dem calling u for affidavit wen u er around d court. I did mine on tuesday nd d strike started on monday

Dekatron:
ah ah, guy, dem curse u not to answer?? ishit only israel? ehn?
(kiddin)

oga philips,wetin i sabi b say it doesnt mean. . since na dem post it. and since its the original u downloaded, no qualms. . neva mind the color


ayaf miss u o,philly

u knw isreal get xperrirnce nd i no wanna ans finish naa and be fucking abused.

iamphilips:
pls,......i stamped only one affidavit.........and it was the old one......i stamped it in lagos but it has akure above it......the paper in black n white sha.....can i still use it??

Tags isrealboy.
Bro abeg ans dis guy.

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Bleshh:
AMEN

FUTA IYAFF MAD!!

na so we c am oo. Attention pls.
Am honoured to be d one to welcome u to d 216th page of dis thread. It hasnt been easy bt we tank God for helping us this far. Abeg shey anybody get worisj number make we no wetin do am wey e no com work again??

israelboy1:
d original copy is for u oooh.....no go give dem d original copy oooh

so na fotocopy i go giv dem bt i go show dem original?

israelboy1:
the school needs the original affidavit.......cos u would be asked to arrange ur document in four different places.....(which is one original and two or three photocopies)...dat was wat dey did last yr......so ur affidavit won't be a photocopy....bt it will be original


i am so sorry for passing dis info late......bt u can still go back to d high court and restamp d rest....if u were been given recepit, dey won't collect money, if not.....end if
lolzzzzz...una go knw d meaning to all dose wey never sabi programming


i stand to be corrected sha......bt dats hw it was been done last yr

i hope its not same procedure dis year ooo cos dey didnt tell us to download 4 cps ooo nd i wud naaa go and pat anoda 5h. Na fotocopy sure pass

israelboy1:
i also used print out sha......jst make sure dere is no alteration for d result.....cos d skul will definitely make deir own research too.......

Well, i don't knw maybe dis year would carry out wat happened to dose freshers of last year.....dey collected ordinary print out from dem....nd dose wu already hv deir own statement/certificate...dey collected dat from dem too......


Bt to be on safer side......go for ur certificate

collect original certificate or d fotocopy?? Cos i payed 7k and went through stress to get d certificate oo. And also i hav a smaal issh ooo. Ma surname was spelt as onabanyo instead of onabanjo and i uploaded it like dat. Bt i already hav an affidavit for it bt i cudnt upload it wit ma documents

MSGAMBLE9:
bro, u mean u av ur waec cert.? pls, wen(yrs) did wrote urs

june 2013 . It comes out after a year . So i got it last year

MSGAMBLE9:
And also, i only av waec result print out(2014)..i don't know if futa go accept am for reg as original cert is yet to reach schl, + d schl tey far

Tags isrealboy.
Abeg shey he go fit use print out? me i used ma certificate sha. Bt i tink u shud get ur statement of result if ur certificate aint ready so u wont need to go back home oo

israelboy1:
during my own time, dat was wat i wrote.....

I hope u all went to d court with like 4 copies of the original affidavit sha?

y is it meant to be 4cps And is it right to write ma jamb reg noo?

MSGAMBLE9:
Pls, there is a line in affidavit form asking for 'Matric no', pls hw do i go abt that

i dunno ooo bt i stuipidly wrote ma jamb reg no dere.

MSGAMBLE9:
Na only security man i meet in ife dis morning

mayb u shud wait nd do it in sch then

MSGAMBLE9:
Pls, was any1 here able to sign his affidavit in court yesterday? hw..cos here in ife, na story bad belle security dey tell sey dem dey for strke that i shld go home

nawa ooo. Did mine at lag. Didnt u c those than help pple to do affidavit dere nii. Pay them nd dey wud help u to go and sign it

iamphilips:
Check list notification: mosquito net, sweater for cold,manual blender,pressing iron, stove, soapbox, towel, bedspread, blanket, detergent, tomato paste, hanger, disinfectant. Pls add urs so that we can knw what we are missing. Lets help each other.

lamp,toothpaste,notebooks,cloths ,brush,atm card, etc bt most importantly dont forget any of ur DOCUMENTs and ur BIBLE or QURAN

Dekatron:
oga, story dey. i for open thread about it self. . . lemme settle,i go talk

no yawa. Sha summarize am if u wan type d story.

Sayorjully:
u no sleep

choi.. Wish kind sleep be dat one wey i go neva wake by 6 naaa. Wen no b say persn enta coma. Hope say u no go dey oversleep for sch like dis??

Yah. I welcome u all to page 215. Countdown to resumption:2days to go.
Tags worisj
Guy u don dey slack for work oooo. Make i go type ur query letter.

This page is moving slow. U was expectin to meet it in page 216 dis mowin. Na query leta i ggo give all dis E-warriors wey dey do nite duty.

Gooodmorning guy nd ladies.