₦airaland Forum

Bleshh:
Fuçk....

WTF

m sooooo bored, dunno wah to do

start countibg d number of taxi wey dey pass road naa. Its fun oo

worisj:
225

chai na because say i dey wash ma cloth nd i dey arrange ma travellin bag make u first me ooo.

#226 .Less than 12hrs to go. Worisj hw market naa. I don take ur seat ooo. No vex ehn

MSGAMBLE9:
Nice one, the only dpartment that produce independent graduate (nt file carrying 'Job/employment seekers' for 9ja wey 'll know)..GREAT SAAT

na self employment sure pass ooo dis1 wey government no gree produce work

Horluwahighdee:
4 dat court affidavit cnt we sign one and mke photocopies ni?

na wetin i do be dat ooo dem com say dey hav to stamp each one of it, u wud download 1 and do fotocopy. Then get all d 4 signed and stamped

Sammydreezy:
Boards (keke napep),I mean FUTA's shuttle across the thread and alights at page 224.pays #20 to the shuttle driver and picks up mic from where blesh dropped it. *Clears throat* , tests mics and starts speech.
I use this medium to welcome all freshers to the new session.
We give thanks to the almighty,all-knowing and all-sufficient God for sparing our lifes till this moment.we thank him for singling us out for admission out of the millions of candidates that wrote utme and thousands that wrote FUTA's p.utme.
Great aficionado's of this reputable citadel of learning, I welcome u all with a heart-felt joy hapiness to FUTA.
On this note, as we resume, I beseech you all to embrace non violence, Godliness and diligence and not to be involved in activities which are unfruitful and time wasting.
NB: The only way we can make our parents be proud of us for the exhorbitant fee they paid to make us be better and the best in all ramification is to excel in terms of our academic performance.
Once again I welcome u all and I pray as we enroute FUTA from our different habitations and residential abode, may God grant us journey mercies and may we all meet in joy.
Greatest gbogbo, Greatest gbagba,greatest Futarian.
Welcome to the best university of Technology in Nigeria .
*drops mic* for blesh to take over.

Glory be to God for d good tinz he hath done. U said it all bro. We have to stay focused nd learn to be our brothers keeper

EldaTimba:
I have being trying since yesterday. My fear is this, today is the last day printing house will open this week. Tomorrow is a sunday and I am resuming monday. If the link doesn't open today, then I don enter one chance.

u shud hav done it earlier then, i did mine months back. Well u no enta one chane cos u can do it wen u get to sch

EldaTimba:
I've been trying to print my jamb admission letter since yesterday but the site is not opening. What can I do?

philips is also haaving same isssh. Guess d isssh is frm jamb. Wait for a while and try again

olaitan202:
I'm a male bro,It's the Futasug P R O that told me that.

told u wat?

simmieyoung:
2050

dem be thief ooo. I wud wait till it comes back to d normal 1550

simmieyoung:
On my way to schl via ojota park.

guy hw much is d transport fare

Horluwahighdee:
KK.i wl so is it dat i can gt it signed in school? tanx boss buh d number z nt cmplete o gimme ur facebook details mke i add u jawe

search owlumeday

Horluwahighdee:
kk. so tanx bro i wl ask mayb i cn gt d public rotary here in ib? so bro gimme ur digits jawe u mke sense die

0818903123. It wud be good if u can wait till we resume cos am hearing u hav to get 4cps of d affidavit signed and stamped nd i heard its cheaper in d SUB. Me sef wey don sign 1copy wud hav to get 3 more cps

Dekatron:
mehn i for dash u my supper. . . Only that i soaked(feel the eng na) garri. I dey rehearse for F.U.T.A .ni,bt sugbon i still use EJA KOTÉ (english na bashkardt)chop am. Lol. . . I proudly rep: ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING(the name na wash: ELECT ELECT,MTCHEEW). . ME, I NEVA GET PLACE TO STAY TILL I PAY AND GET HOSTEL O(except a kind girl,God bless her soul,wey accept me and said am welcome o). Guys,ion wanna stay with her so as not to look like a PERVERT(Like nairalanders will say: KONJI NA BAS.TARD).me,i no want temptation....do i stay with ha?



Tag: jdrake,seydam,seyirock,BLESHH&PHIL,owlumeday,highdy,et al. . Fmale: olareh,divsy,betty girl,et al. . . . I no dy joke o!!!!!!!!!

baba i hail u oo. No go waya d babe ooo make u no ggo enta GOBE

seyirock:
affidavit,statement of result nd attestation.

go get dem naaa.

olaitan202:
Information reaching me is that freshers that hasn't submit his/her acceptance form should not hesitate to submit it on monday.

wat acceptance form is dat u er talkin abt?

seyirock:
na my paper be d problem o.,l no want make dem show me pepper o.,me na mummy's boy o,l fit just stand for gate dey cry.

wish paper

MSGAMBLE9:
I rep JatIna street (Kanbi compound), great to know u're one of us(AKORAYEANS)..i rep fishry n aqua..wat ur department? AKO a gbe wa ooo.....!

wow we in same sch. Rep SAAT (Aph)

Maryllyn:
Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA)
9th January, 2014
SPECIAL RELEASE
SCREENING EXERCISE FOR NEW STUDENTS
It has come to the knowledge of the University
Management that some newly admitted students
undergoing screening exercise could not complete
their screening due to the inability to obtain affidavit
from the Court of Law as a result of the closure of
courts due to the ongoing strike by judicial workers
across the country.
In order to ensure the conclusion of the screening
exercise within the stipulated time, the affected
students are free to engage the services of NOTARY
PUBLIC/JUSTICE OF PEACE in lieu of Court of Law
so as to get their screening exercise completed
without delay.
Thank you.
Mr. Tokunbo Olakunle
For: Head, Information and Protocol Unit
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@ holuwahighdee. READ THIS !!!!!!!

Horluwahighdee:
buh if u cum late u go use ur body pay 4 it nw?! lady divsy i sight u o.hapi nw year

ma body keh. I be guy naaa. I no nid use ma body

Horluwahighdee:
bro wic court wl i go to? dm talk say court r n strike?wat man go do nw

go to a public rotary or a justice.

Horluwahighdee:
lols wu tld u dat!

its a known fact. No b secondary sch naaa

Welcome to page #223. Worisj wat is ur xcuse dis tym around ooo cos i don first u dis time ooo. A day to go. Hope u guyz er prepared.

Butter5ly:
osun state

go to ur local govt to collect it or visit osun state laison office in ur state. Do u reside in lag?

Horluwahighdee:
mine rmains local govt id nd signin of affidavit

get 4 cps of d cout affidavit signed and stamped in court cos we er earing different story

Dayzzy:
wat?...

na so we ear am

seguncool13:
I heard u only need 4 photocopies

yh 4cps bt dats xtra payment. I wud be doin it at d sub niyen

Hey guys just got d info on futa admission guide page on fb dat we wud need to download d affidavit and duplicate it to 4 and get it sign d 4 in d court. Bt d shit here now is dat i already stamped and signed only one copy. Na wa for dis sch ooo

Dayzzy:
aigoo!
hw csp take relate to archtctur...dis sch sf

dis guy don over watch chinese season film ooo.

seguncool13:
am already in akure o
am already in akure o

ehn dey chill till monday naaa

seyirock:
one thing or the other go delay me till tuesday .,hope am not too late?..abeg o.

as far as i knw, dem no dey catch late comer in higher institution.

simmieyoung:
my pdite friend paid 33k thats why am asking to confirm,anyways thanks.

everytin dat has to do wit pd is on d high side. Even dem sch fee is abt 150k