₦airaland Forum

Lionbite:
Dude your pathetic life is touching.

If only likes for his post can bring him bk I will b doing that

De guy de tired me oh,,,Anyway,,,it shall b way

habsydiamond:
lolzz....some people go come dey find plastic bottles everywhere so tay people go dey think say dem don mad

I de tell you,,people wey go put Ds in practice full 4 ground,,hahaha,,later u go de see testimony de post

habsydiamond:
e no go want make him home break Na....

Same case goes to de gal,,,Mk she just kip quiet

habsydiamond:
no answer am jare.....anything outside original pussy Na masturbations means be all of them

Na en nah,,,masturbation no be #self Love/sex#

I no blame de op,..i blame thos people that will put it in practice,,,Devil just carry op de increase rate of wanking

habsydiamond:
that means she will have to leave with guilts all her life...if she doesn't tell him..do u think she will have peace of mind

Maybe she relate it to a close friend of hers,,,

U tink If de man is cheating that he we will talk?

I no blv that ur note joor,,,if u do how come u go de tink about artificial pussy?

coolestchris:
as we all know, our ladies have been very problematic to our sex life.
they charge us for having sex with them
they allow us cum into them which causes unwanted pregnancy
the problems associated with Today ladies is much, so I have devised a friendly way to have sex
items needed
1)medium plastic container of Pepsi/fanta/coke etc
2)nylon
3)foam
4)cellotape

do let's begin the preparation
cut the container from up to down depending on your stretched dick length
2)pad the inner cut container with foam to spread round the container internally
3)put a nylon through it from wide base to the narrow opening (were you drink from)
4)drag the nylon out a bit out from the narrow opening
Infact I done tire to write, google how to make artificial vagina on YouTube

with this we can reduce the pressure of sex on girls
we can stop sexually transmitted diseases
we can stop unwanted pregnancy


n. b
I have a girlfriend who likes sex and is free from disease, so I can afford not to indulge in having sex with homemade pvssy

Nawa ohhh,,I don de fear u ohh,,,u suppose be Sex engineer oh

habsydiamond:
That one Na mobile pussy u go dey carry am everywhere u go like MTN

I swear u be pervert ohhhh,,I just de fear u recently

habsydiamond:
now I get....wetin come be Ur advice for her...since u be my oga

To just kip quiet & probably don't try it again

Confessing will lead to another problem making it 2..so Mk she no just talk

habsydiamond:
so as to know if Na before she marry or Na after....B4 I go advice Na.....u sef be CID

Adultery nah wen person de on marriage nah

All this bois wey to de form like say de like to lick pussy,,abeg,,quote me,,I get job 4 Una,,,after sucking my BAe,,u LV us

I av vowed neva to lick any lady's clitoris, not even in my next life.
#still suffering 4rum last one i did

Wetun apon

habsydiamond:
when and how

Detective

stephenmorris:
who told you this

Doubtingoya try,am,,even de gea can't save you

Rolex67:
I dey tell you

But wait ohhh.,who is telling who nowAyam not understandnn

Rolex67:
I dey tell you

Kikikii

1. I can not kill my self
2. I can not come and kill my self
And most importantly...
3. I can not come and go and kill my self....

emmyquan:
.

Shit,,m telling u

Some people are hungry ehhh

Hmmm,,other commenters below,pls don't even try to dream or imagine of this ohh,,,ah aff said my own kwa

Op,you know you don't have the Right to post or tweet that on any higher superior conduct eg,Nigeria amry hqrt,Nigeria police force,#Sars and so on nd forth

godfatherx:
Atiku seems to be crossing all 't's and doting all 'i's towards 2019 elections.
If Twitter comments would make a good politician, the Nigerian Senate would have been the best in the world: Ben Bruce, Shehu Sanni, Bukola Saraki etc.

My problem with Atiku is that I can't trust him.
I trusted Buhari but his government disappoint me.
I just can't bring myself to trust Atiku enough to vote for him at all.

Asif your vote counts

Eteka1:
LETTER TO ATIKU...

BY A DISSATISFIED NIGERIAN...

CHURCHILL OKONKWO

You are a symbol of the past failures and the politically corrupt in Nigeria. With all due respect, therefore, I, on behalf of millions of Nigerians want to remind you that you should shut up when we are discussing anti-corruption challenges and the way forward.

I laughed cynically when I heard you brag that you would “shock everyone because you will fight corruption …if given the opportunity to preside over the affairs of the country.” You challenged Nigerians to either “come forward with a single shred of evidence of [your] misconduct while in office or keep quiet.” Crude arrogance! You subsequently bragged that your stupendous wealth was a result of your “resourcefulness and successful investments.”

What a lie! To use your own words, that display of arrogance was “morally offensive” to millions of Nigerians. Please, sir, accept my apologies, but the issue is not about your “entrepreneurial spirit” but whether you can corroborate the SOURCE of your investments and wealth. Sir, you are not more resourceful than millions of Nigerians, and thousands of investors with hard-earned and traceable source of wealth. So, sir, take your sermon of rooting out corruption in Nigeria to the sedimentary rocks in the valley of Adamawa Highlands. Tell us what happened to the N7.5 B failed Chochi Dam project which u brought the contractor and supervised the project. What happened to the Jada Federal Government communication project awarded by Obasanjo under ur supervision which N4.5 Billion went into a failed project. Tell Nigerians how u took a loan from Bank PHB in 1998 of N300M to run for Governorship of Adamawa, when u were controversially declared the winner and after becoming the VP the bank cancelled the loan. We have documented evidence of this loan, when you took this loan Bamanga Tukur was one of the richest people in the North East with two shipping vessels on the high seas, but just after 8 years as VP u not only became the richest in Adamawa and one of the richest in Nigeria but u built 158 mansions in the country and 42 mosques in Christian dominated areas of Adamawa State the sitting and construction of some of these mosques created several crisis killing thousands of people and dethroning a First Class king.

As a show of good faith, sir, can you please explain to Nigerians how a retired Customs officer and VP, you, got the millions of Dollars, without a bank loan, you paid to the American University in Washington DC for a direct license to use the franchise of the university? We know that your estimated $25 million worth of University (ABTI American University) in Yola was not just because you were resourceful.

What is the source of the inexplicable reason for your increased wealth after 8 years as VP? Accept my apologies sir, but can you explain to Nigerians the source of hundreds of multi-million Naira mansions, mostly built on what Nigerians believe to be proceeds of corruption? What of the $125m you diverted from the Petroleum Trust Development Fund (PTDF)? Can you please, sir; explain to Nigerians how you managed to command controlling shares in Bank PHB, controlling shares in Intel, and oil services companies operating in many African countries?

If you are as smart and intelligent as you want Nigerians to believe, then it will not be difficult to break down the source of your wealth. Believe me, there are millions of Nigerians out there that are more resourceful than you that will be turned into billionaires overnight if only you can show us your magic wand. So, without explaining the source of your wealth, it is an insult to ask us to provide evidence that you are chronically corrupt. The burden of proof is on you, sir.

How can Nigeria move forward, when we are hamstrung by symbols of past failures, like you Atiku? Let me remind those still living in the graveyards of yesteryears of what you sir, represents. Your mere presence in Nigerian politics reminds us of the era of fire-breathing monsters that plundered the national wealth. Sir, your administration with Obasanjo represents a government of the ugly and predators. Under you, and Obasanjo, corruption was so sweet and so exquisite that the political class fell over themselves to worship the mini gods in Aso Rock.

Accept my apologies, sir, but Nigerians have not forgotten that under you and Obasanjo, our yesteryears were locust-infested. When you fought corruption with Obasanjo, we had wretched criminals that grew the size of their stomachs and pockets from “Turn Around Maintenance” of our refineries and under-selling of government entities to cronies. Under you, and Obasanjo, we had ministers and thieves that were busy acquiring properties worth billions while our infrastructures decayed.

Sir, you are a woodpecker that feed on the pantry of the poor, but found a way to avoid having boils in your mouth. The same mouth you are now using to insult us and bragging about how clean you are in amassing wealth in the midst of poverty in your backyard.

Atiku, sir, your ambition, therefore, deserves to be killed now. It is time for you to retire from public life, disappear from Twitter, political screens, and sight somewhere far away. Sir, when you drive around the hills and valleys of Adamawa Highland, are you not worried about the difference between your fortunes and that of the poor masses you represented?

Nigerians believe that corruption is a bigger threat than insecurity in your backyard in Northeastern Nigeria. Fighting corruption in good faith will heal the wounds of millions of Nigerians adversely affected over many decades. Unfortunately, sir, until you explain to us how you amassed your wealth, you are not the right man to lead Nigeria.

The stories surrounding the cancellation, the legality or illegality of the contract between Intels and its subsidiaries with Nigerian Port Authority (NPA) is an indication that your greed is finally catching up with you. For me, that deal is like the rest of the dubious investments you are now flaunting, all of which is a textbook example of how crooked bureaucrats like you amass wealth through cronyism and graft.

So, accept my apologies. You, like your boy the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, represent the dangerously corrupt political elites in Nigeria. As you make an attempt at the Nigerian Presidency for the umpteenth time, know it that your reckless shame has expired. The period from 1999 to 2017 is gone, even though the mess you and Obasanjo left behind is still hunting Nigerians.

Sir, I love you, but, until we begin to challenge serving and former civil servants and public office holders like you that cannot explain how they acquired so much wealth, we cannot really claim to be fighting corruption. Shed some light on the source of every Kobo of your shadowed investments and businesses and shame the people you refer to as “political enemies”.

While I wait for your explanation, know it that I will be the first to raise my hand and campaign for you if you will satisfactorily demonstrate the source of your wealth the way you explain to a 3-year old that 1 + 1 = 2. I say this with as a much respect as I can muster, hoping that you will disgrace me with verifiable proof.

Until you do that, sir, you should shut up and bow your head in shame, if there is still any left, when Nigerians are talking about the serious business of fighting corruption.

You can email Churchill at churchill.okonkwo@gmail.com or follow him on Twitter @churchillnnobi.

Churchill,,freestyle dah tin bro

If you are opportune like them you gonna do what de did

Hmm I believe tho

jericco1:
fear Edo girls o

Lolsss,,I fear bro

tochivitus:
op wetin u self they do online by that kind time,? u never Che chon chin

I no b hen nah,, I de sleep late

mistel:
not all but on the average, more!

Concur

habsydiamond:
accepted...I go soon get u too

Ghost mode

habsydiamond:
I don hear u....

Kikikiki,,he concur ds tym around

habsydiamond:
lolzzz....u be God......abi u be im P.A

Lol,,I told u already,,,argue & doubt with your phone,,I hv spoken

habsydiamond:
we no dey spend seed money again ooo Na paper money we dey spend nao

4 dat,,I hv speaken...Your sins are not forgiven,,Argue wit your phone

habsydiamond:
lolzzz.....I go send u seeds tomorrow...shey maize seeds dey ok sha...abi na millet u want ni

Dont tell me dat u r still old-fashioned..,hvnt u heard of money seed?