₦airaland Forum

purem:
U tink say I no remember u

No b u cr8 1 hit thread on Dec 25 da broke my glass cup

..,ewoohhh,,lol,,but I apologize ni

purem:
Look at the number of people viewing this thread

Just anything concerning sex Nigerians no dey carry last.

For the sake of this week, create any thread about sex doll and meet ursef at FP automatic.

Just like I did bro#na de trending thing Ni

This my first post that hit FP

I don achieve this week

darlenese:
even if u can , u won't buy it!!!

I don't need it BAe,,My BAe is better than that#na 4 de introvert

Snow02:
people are actually going crazy over this cyborg pvssy that can electrocute you one day?? OK oo

Who said it can?

darlenese:
what's all thee noise about the sex doll sef, alot of Nigerians can't afford it, they won't even buy it even if they have the money .

abeg make we hear word

We can afford it

Elparaiso:
Of the dolls? Yes.

U hvnt had sex that's y

mikejj:
d gods of romance go tell me.dem never wake.

Till de wake nah

Lalasticlala

Tosyne2much

Seun

Mynd44

Sex doll 4 rent per night=500#

PM me

mikejj:
ehn i don catch you i go tell her.

U get her?

chynie:
And the battery quench during bj, and no light
The doll don cut off your d be that

U go to hospital ND snitch it

habsydiamond:
lolzzzzzz....o boy..eh......wetin does u naa

#sex doll

Kunkiddo:
I swear this will calm fuûk girls down...

800k no be 80# bro

With 800k you can Bleep 1600 times in Olosho

Use ur sense oh

habsydiamond:
dem don sharwama the keke driver brain....if dem don drink 50 naira shot dem no dey get sense again......yeye driver....I tank God g
for Ur life sha say he no use im own spoil Ur own.....

Asin,,at that moment it wasn't funny,,I thank God say de trailer driver no be all Ds trouble mskers

gonkin:
Its as true as reproduction

Here's the story

Report enter studio say the new Tecno store wey dey Okpe Road by that two storey building before Atufe Road,host thieves and men of the night. These guys come for operation sweep the store dry,wen one man go dey disturb deir movement nai dem escort the man go House and rape the Man wife for e present,then lock dem for House,as dem disarm dem. Na when operation wan start for the Man shop nai dem fall (shot) the Hausa Man wey dey guide the place die before them use deir time raid the shop for like 2 hours and sweep everything for the shop to square zero. Them pack Laptops,IPads,iPhones and other phones. Police don swing into action as dem promise to catch the guys wey involve soon. Our studio wish the dead security man farewell and hope he Rest In Peace. Amen

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Oya wey Dem cut de neck off?

mikejj:
yes na devil done upgrade him microsoft to windows 111.haha

Lol,,u now gt de BAe pregnant ND go 4 de other requirements

rebirthforgoody:
You are in a relationship with every female moniker in this forum bah

No nah,,is only u

Elparaiso:
That means nothing to me though.

So,,u r in support of it?

kennysam91:

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quote author=Oxster post=64259229] Good pm Nairalanders oh,,This is how I entered one keke like that,As we were going the Driver tried to over-take a trailer but failed,He tired again @ the middle of the over-taking when en Don reach the Front of the Trailer via de Driver nah so this my Bros talk#


This man,you no go respect yourself make I over-take you,Na when I go JAM YOU FIRST,YOU GO KNOW

KEKEHit Trailer,Omo some Drivers They smoke weed oH!!

M telling u bro

Alphasoar:
Not even wife oh . . .

Well . . . That's none of my business.

It's none of our business

Elparaiso:
They have a wife for that. I would prefer they explored whatever she doesn't want with a doll to them exploring with other women.

Hmm,,but dis doll stuff is also mastubation

Letzdothething:
Oh kid

Yes Granny

Good pm Nairalanders oh,,This is how I entered one keke like that,As we were going the Driver tried to over-take a trailer but failed,He tired again @ the middle of the over-taking when en Don reach the Front of the Trailer via de Driver nah so this my Bros talk#


This man,you no go respect yourself make I over-take you,Na when I go JAM YOU FIRST,YOU GO KNOW

KEKEHit Trailer,Omo some Drivers They smoke weed oH!!

mejai:
U almost beat me to dis

Go and buy brake hydraulic. Drink it 3times a day.

,,He will still ask you how

Letzdothething:
what/do you mean pls?

Ah mean this

Elparaiso:
Will the sex doll scream your name? Will it pull you closer? I would recommend it to married men looking to spice up their marriage.


But for singles, I won't.

So married men don't requires HOT SEX again?

Haddock:
Please, a kind word for someone humiliated at his last moment is preferable to a joke - that is if the story were true, though.

Hmm,,if is true like u said#all Ds bloggers

Letzdothething:
Many years ago I loved a girl so much but she broke my heart because she finished school before me and she moved on fast. Till this day I still get angry thinking about that because that's the only genuine love I ever had for a girl. Though she wants us back but I can't do it.

Today God blessed me with a job. I earn over 180k as a 25yrs old with a big company but I can't seem to love again. Any girl I date I get tired and am always bitter about love issue. I dump ed my last 2 girl friends for a flimsy excuse.

I can't continue like this. She's gone and I need to move on but I can't but I am so bothered.

What do I do? Anyone ever been in suct situation?

By pulling out the BRAKE PEDAL

Alphasoar:
Defending who, you said

Galfriend

Narldon:
Ok

You are evil and heartless

mikejj:
forget o that year nothing like relationship..na ur father go find wife for you.u go cum hear mazi kletus i have seen a ripe mango in your house.haha

Or equally a flower,,I wonder oh,,

No slay queens den nah,,not now self#11 old gal is already slaying

mikejj:

Kikikiki