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If I open up mouth talk say mah babe fine pass am,some people go fit just chop me off #Nne imaka shaa

Ladies that's 4 you

izaray:
mThen must you drop a coment You just got me laughing unneccessary in my office, dat everyone is asking questions Come take ur time op

Ok Ma

AishaBuhari:
He's was coined out from Nairaland's Dictionary

A word that doesn't exist??
Lol,You just loosed the Case#Lawyer

4our:
bed is ugly


because I want to charge phone I will pay 600k wen I can buy extension for 1500

This one is not ready

Is not made for People like you,Okay??No geh Heart attack

JohnDuke101:
You don reach here?

,,,Am MTN,EVERYWHERE YOU GO

ikombe:
you smoking that ish again

The one you gave me nah

ScotFree:
I like this your off point my guy. Very funny. Lol

Lolss,,mehnn,,that post too long to read oh

nestic:
all for likes...iffah tear u hot slap

Interesting

nestic:
chaiii...see waist over 2million naira gone...its not my pursion

YES,its not your PURSION,is your PORTION

kebiArts:
baba na b so oh...

No worry,,just kip on advertising your Artwork,u got a good talent

When your Village people speaks upon Ur Dick#This r results we gets

kebiArts:
baba..we can talk business privately... where u based tho

Mehnn,,No need,,Mah neighbor Is a good Artist,If I need portrait,I hav one to do that

Shhhh!!!you'r just seeking 4 attention ⚠

kebiArts:
baba patronise me jhoor...I will draw u n send u ur portrait anywhere u dy 4 dis naija

Would Love to,,But SCAM SCAM SCAM everywhere

Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car.

kebiArts:
yes sir...I did it.....

Kudos Bro,Contract fall on you IF you are actually saying the truth

RETIREDMUMU:
why u dey flaunt dirty room nao


we know u have 1980 tv, just stay low nao

Mtcheew#Bleep off

For Real??Mehnn,,Take Heart@de Victim

Abeg I no near tha thing again oh

Are you sure you did that?

Naija don spoil Finish

Next post Please

We don't even know when bloggers are Lying again

BLACKCHARGER:
why u dey repeat thread

https://www.nairaland.com/1532526/experience-weed

I won enta front page

Aahh,,Nairaland,How come this came to the front page

My Experience With Weed

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occasionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.

Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:

Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was surprised when he gave me 900 as change. I couldn't believe weed was that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo

I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.

By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given Usain bolt a run for his money on that day).

On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.

I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

Like,If you didnt give a Bleep!

Who killed Abacha

Baba....if you put am ngida Nah you sabi oh

Dasherz:
payback cos a girl rejected ya ass when you were broke? guy there are many ways to payback 24/7

So tell me another way if not de embarrassment