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comm'on baby, lemme see what's underneth. .

ma binu simi  

make we go chase dat guy comot, abi? no wahala. .



will u go skinny-dipping with me?

oh ma bad. .

loyal to who?

maybe. .



will u go to the museum with me?

ok. .how body?

i nosay UgoTalk

knock knock knock

nope. .hug a transformer instead. .



will u jump out of a moving car?

^^u don miss road. .



will u jump in the ocean and never look back?

hahahahaaaaa. .lwkmd!


ok ok, i'll attend a party with u. .make sure u wear the short red dress tho. .



will u gimme a goodnight kiss?

u no no b4?

hmm. .shopping. .as long as ur own cash dey ur pocket. .



will u stop fighting with me?

ofcourse i b guy na. .just being naughty


salon ke? and wait for hours while u get ur hair done? naa. .



will u go 2 a dance class with me?

yup. .as long as u feed me d suya. .



will u exchange clothes with me?

only if we get to sit side by side. .



will u drink some wine with me?

where b dat?



will you jump off a cliff with me?

sick n twisted

That's pretty obvious  

what d 4k 

who b dis

u scare me

body dey kampe

how ya doin

only if u go first. .



will you allow me to paint your face in funny colours?

haba! i only just met u now. .



will u go swimming with the sharks with me?  

"achievement" is a difficult word to start a sentence with. .@whitey. .we fit go rob d bank together?

fighting ke? ok, what's it going to take for you to forgive me?

me thinks you're cute

not really a fan of his. .



will u go to a Colbie Caillat concert with me?

she must beHungry

smart-a$$ girls sometimes turn out to be quite the opposite. .

right and wrong: no clear distinction between the two. .