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christmas is still a few weeks away. .but i want u

feisty little miss. .

"fast" is my middle name. .

haba! it's not like u aint old enuf now. .then how do u know it's d same cooldude?

you're so naughty

so u sef dey enta d thread. .u.r tori dey dia?

na d same cooldude who used to be on the "Sex Diary" thread?

o fe jegba

need some spankin'

na ur old flame?

back at ya

wia else do ya think. .YIM. .

^^^^thanks jare. .me sef laff tire

gbadun or not. .we really should get a room. .

you're here again?

iwo lo mo

it's ok. .this u.r signature. .na wa o

Kunbee:
I no get

chicken!



A guy goes to a pharmacist and says, "Listen, these
two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and
they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to
get me going all night? It's going to be one hell of a
party."
The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with
an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is very
potent. Drink only one ounce of it and I guarantee
that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let
me know about it."

The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the
pharmacist notices the same guy waiting by the door of
the drugstore. The pharmacist says, "What are you
doing here so early? How was your weekend?"

The guy replies, "Quick, open the store! I need Blue
Ice (a pain muscle reliever).

The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing
all weekend, says, "Are you crazy? You can't put that
on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive!"

The guy says, "It's not for my penis, it's for my
arm."

The pharmacist says, "What? What happened?"

Guy replies, "Well… I drank the whole bottle of your
potion. "

The pharmacist says, "And…"

The guy replies, "The girls never showed up!"

nice 2 hear u talk about love. .ever been in love?

Kunbee:
You try

oya u. .throw ur own. .

Blessings of God plenty 4 my life. .

Dclique:
Lmao. You are as high as a kite.

yup!



Backseat cook

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful, Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful, Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

one, two, three. .i've lost count. .

soldiers in iraq are having it rough meeen. .i'd rather be at home in the arms of my woman. .

soko we can smoke, while we're gettin' it on. .

name d time n date abeg. .make i come carry u. .

Dclique:
Good to see you forgot bout the party.

still at the back of my mind

for sure, just pray say make u no show my doorstep o. .make i change ur mind about being a "wimp". .

Kunbee:
I am bored

hmm. .got a lotta ways to cheer u up, but u might freak out. .

so, u enjoy jokes?

you think i'm a wimp? see me see trouble. .

Kunbee:
He is insane

It takes one to recognize the other. .

perhaps you can tell me what you're still doing up past your bedtime. .