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Anything goes in this shithole

Anybody can become Nigeria president.


Even a statue. They will just package it with promises and lies 4 Nigerians.

A smart enemy will pretend to be weak in order to catch u anaware.
Bubu will start trowing parties on this while boko boys are stategizing on new attacks.

Quick to destroy peoples livelihood and business all for their selfish ends: sharing China loan. May God punish all of u and your descendants.

What's d meaning of half-brother? Is it thesame as step-brother?

Step anything to me is a diminishing term

For me to believe any pastor in Nigeria, he will have to predict ten games on bet9ja with correct scores.

No public holder in Nigeria can objectively justify his office with facts.

Its just Politics of personal enrichment.

The Vaccine is primarily meant to break our natural body resistance against future World controlling virus.

The opportunity came when covid was invented but they were sad they haven't finished testing it on all races DNA,stem cells, mutation before the stewpid Chinese doctor leaked d virus out

We should leave pastors to God but they don't leave out tithe and offerings for God.

Accountability should start from d church.Pastors don't want to be accountable to the people whom they live large on their money.


The people need to wake up. Only God can give lasting riches and eternal life.Most of your GOs and pastors have made covenant with d devil tru Marine spirits.

They will have d world and claim it's God's blessing but d Gates of hell is wide open for them.

A black man cannot govern himself!

The governors are only there for d pleasure of their offices.

Them make up all her body. Nothing natural not ever her crocodile smile.

The only profession for every dick and harry in Igboland is Law. Every father want his son to read Law just becos of their constant fight over little land.

They should go to the North and see vast land: untaped, unclaimed, unrestricted.

Promises from d pit of hell.


Jokers

She should tell her husband to WORK so that those babies they are welcoming wont be cursing them in future.

I use Leaves in cases of urgent ambush cos water or tissue aren't available and I can't use my important documents to wipe my ass.

Hope she no dey eat shit

Pilling up with last year unfulfilled ones.

Jokers

Nigerians took Hope as breakfast, Hope as Launch and you expect us to go through d night with Hope again...

Hope is a bad Supper errand boy.

Different speech... Different faces. Promises read from paper that will land inside dustbin after the movie.

The director would have said after the clip..
Director: oh boy! Wow! You did a great job! Make up artists, where are you?

Who cares. The presidency is a joke.An administration engulfed by an ardent conspiracy theory. We have been watching d movie since 2017 but it will end soon.
The worst administration in Nigeria history.

As a Senator, you are collecting millions for doing nothing and you are urging a man who struggle to eat one meal a day to create a better nation.

Bad old boys using agbada to corner Lagos money every year.

Wike is flying close to d Sun so that the North will see him but he will get burnt into ashes.

The eaters of these animals don enter proposed wahala come 2021

Baloney

Our government reason with their anus. When u want to tackle a problem, you first address the cause. What are the things causing disabilities. Apart from d biological causes, there are social and environmental causes. Then, you address how they are fearing.

The best he could do for d disabled is to organise a Trust Fund for them either from the proceed of lekki toll gate or other revenue. Then give every disabled person in Lagos Health Insurance.

These are what u channel your energy on if you really care for them.

Crude oil has never been favorable to our government. Either its high, low, soar, boom, they never deliver.
Government has not been able to effectively deliver just a single infrastructure to Nigerians over d past 20 years.

Nature helped u played a fast one on your traitors. Thank your chi.
Its just a case of Akara(beans ball) that enters Solid pap(eko),...

Why did he forge in the first place. When Oso was campaigning 4him in his first term, he said he misplaced them &his cousin later send it to him from US towards d eve of d election.
That was later confirmed to be fake but d corruption in d university system will always back any criminal once he can pay d price.
Even Fayose was padded into Poly Ibadan graduation list when d heat was much. Osiomole himself is holding a forged certificate. Even Tinubu hold a fake masters in Toronto university. Bubu himself has a fake waec. Most guys working in private firms and university hold fake results in order to suit d requirements of such.
Anything goes in Nigeria.

Cultists. Enjoying while it last.

Things are getting worse and our government want praises.

So bubu handlers expect us to praise him(them) for spoiling Nigeria everyday with their clueless ness.