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Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola In Commissioner Dayo Adeneye (D1) Office by oyinbayode(m): 1:08pm On Oct 21, 2016

Owk.. . Next undecided

Celebrities › Re: Ruth Kadiri's Armpit Hair Sets Fans' Tongue Wagging (Photos) by oyinbayode(m): 2:53pm On Oct 11, 2016

Hahahaha

Christianity Etc › Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by oyinbayode(m): 2:16pm On Sep 22, 2016

I dont think you really knew God..... nd if you did, you are not the first to fall.... .. .. using logical reasonings in the search for my God can make a man lost completely

Hardmirror.... . He really loves you.. Come back home..... Repent

Christianity Etc › Re: "Pentecostal Pastors Are Marketers": Oladele Ogundipe Genesis by oyinbayode(m): 1:46pm On Sep 16, 2016

Hmmmmm... ... embarassed

Phones › Re: Help! MY Lenovo A319 Fell Into Water. by oyinbayode(m): 7:17pm On Nov 17, 2015

please share us the imei of yur lenovo a319♡♡♡

Politics › Re: Heavy Standoff Between Policemen And Pro-biafra Protesters In Port-harcourt.pics by oyinbayode(m): 1:58pm On Nov 10, 2015

f**k 'em all........
m all about ma paper........dis biafra tin z getting outta hand

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole's Chief-of-staff, Patrick Obahiagbon Stoned By Angry Protesters by oyinbayode(m): 1:44pm On Nov 10, 2015

pyyxxaro:
Am just here to read comments

Sipping kerosene Juice and Unripe Cassava

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Politics › Re: Ten Most Powerful People In Nigeria 2015 by oyinbayode(m): 9:40pm On Oct 12, 2015

waoh.......so nice

Crime › Re: Dr. Deji Adejobi - An OAU-Ife Lecturer - Shot Dead By Suspected Assassins by oyinbayode(m): 9:39pm On Jul 15, 2015

i was here

Fashion › Re: Queeneth Awukam Emerges As Cross River Most Beautiful Girl 2015 by oyinbayode(m): 9:34pm On Jul 15, 2015

she no even fyn reach ma sister sef undecided

Phones › Re: 5 Signs That You Are A Smartphone Addict by oyinbayode(m): 11:19am On Jul 12, 2015

God forgive me ai m guilty of all dose....listed above wen ll i be the FTC Nah......

Education › Re: See The Big Snake Killed At Dramatic Art Department, OAU (pics) by oyinbayode(m): 12:31pm On Jul 08, 2015

Abi nah

Politics › Re: Cool But Funny Pics Of Gov. Amaechi At Igwuruta by oyinbayode(m): 1:46pm On Mar 27, 2015

he z got a beautiful wife though........................................... grin

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Politics › Re: We’ll Return Nigeria’s $15m Soon – S-africa by oyinbayode(m): 8:52am On Oct 15, 2014

w. t. f] :-Xw. t. f]

Education › Re: Nigerian Words You Thought Were English by oyinbayode(m): 9:09pm On Oct 13, 2014

[b][/b][color=#550000][/color]e eva tell us say his nose no gbadun grin

Nairaland General › Re: No by oyinbayode(m): 9:05pm On Oct 13, 2014

constance500:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it
comes to child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range
of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you
were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your
wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess
your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make
you expose those who committed the
crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in
your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an
advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose
balance and your head will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of
the other slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,
DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go
home and U will say it's in my pocket
ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good
upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land,
regardless of how caring your mother
was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....
I know U're laughing unless U're not a
Yoruba

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Tiwa Savage: Who Is Hotter & Classier? by oyinbayode(m): 9:00pm On Oct 13, 2014

nyc one bro

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