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Story for the gods.....oooooooiioiiiiii |
Blow don turn war abi? ![]() |
So ?make I no eat fufu again abi ![]() |
Kill the guy now.... cos that is what is on your mind ur friend no try at all....but seriously I dont think there is any sex tape with the guy....omo FP for the first time...life sweet ooooooo dey come still still call me for a job interview same day.....I don get the job be that...my sister if the guy no do again me I go ooooooo no be video we dey watch am together nigeria home video dey sweet well well |
Hahahhahahahahahahahaahahagags |
Omo na joke ooooooo |
ramdris:ade talk say make u try call am say na so him mama dey do and say he be like say u don go do something very bad for that area for her to do that.... |
Ifebazz:bro no be so ooooo bt life more important than any relationship think about her parent too |
That is the power of bad friend..but show me ur friend I will tell u who u are |
EbubeOnoh:bro u can lie u cultist u get the mind?bro na joke oooooo |
Omo men u sure say no be ade mama be that?omg na her make I call the ade now now ![]() |
Omo men ![]() |
Why add ur pic join the post na?u for hold the snake make we know say na u kill am...u better go cook sweet meat |
[quote author=Banter1 post=35061934]some guys are extremely very very wicked 7yrs of courtship? The thunder that will fire that guy still they inside Deep freezer.[/qiuote ] hahahhaha just talk say the guy go die by fire why add thunder join na little gas go kill the guy |
eleojo23:are u sure?co cos the way u dey talk shows say my bro u be gay oooo.. |
So na new thing? |
eleojo23:can u kill yourself because of a man? Make sure u answer my question oooi |
tjark1:you no try oooo |
The games women play when your zipper is open1 day agoI thought I would spend this week just chilling out, reminiscing about the games men and women play. But first, women! Women play games in love and relationships. As a man, you need to be at your best to figure out when the game starts, the kind of game and the rules of the game.First, a jokeA man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady walked up to him and said, ‘Your barracks door is open.’ He did not understand her, so he went on his way looking puzzled. When he was done shopping, a man came up and said, ‘Your fly is open.’ He zipped up and finished his shopping.At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was who told him about his ‘barracks door.’ He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when he reached the counter he said, ‘When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?’ The lady (naturally the smarter sex) thought for a moment and said, ‘No, no, I didn’t. All I saw was a disabled soldier sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.’The first timeOf course, she did not plan to spend the night but she did! What was strange, however, was that she asked to have a shower and wash her knickers. She left the knickers on the window sill to dry and came to bed naked. To a man, this means open house and an invitation to the house warming party! But, you still have to ask nicely or you would be denied.However, if, for example, you refuse to take the bait and force her to make another move, this is what she would do. She would curl up and pretend to sleep.Then, sometime during the night, she would turn over and accidentally put her leg across your legs and her knee in your groin. A little later, her hand will slam across your chest, waking you up. An apology will follow but, of course, she now has your attention.From stroking your chest, she would move lower to the soldier now standing at attention. The games women play!Another jokeA man accidentally bumped his elbow into the breast of a woman. He apologised, saying, ‘I hope your heart is as soft as your breast.’ She looked him over and replied, ‘Well, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I am in room 302.’The moveEarly on in the relationship, the girlfriend of one of my mates came to stay for the weekend. We noticed that she ‘forgot’ her pair of slippers and makeup bag when she left. Guess what? It was a prelude, as the next time she came, she brought a suitcase and never left. She moved in permanently, taking over the cooking, the washing, gave regular sex and ran his entire life. The games women play!The marriageAfter the marriage, my friend’s girlfriend started making demands on him, stopped washing his clothes, got a cook instead of cooking for him and didn’t really put out regularly again.All the ‘love’ appeared to become stale quite quickly after the marriage. The game is not funny if, after a few months of the marriage, you discover that your ‘wife’ is pregnant for her ex-boyfriend. But perhaps it’s better now than after 14 grown children who all belong to the ex!The final jokeA woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she left him. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. She then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.He came home and read it. After some silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, singing and dancing while he did.He grabbed his phone and dialled a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting with someone. “Hey babe, I’m just changing clothes, then will join you,” he said. “As for my wife, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around and left. It was wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier.”Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed to read what her husband had written.Through teary eyes, she read: “I could see your feet, you silly woman. I am going out to buy bread.”Women play games and cannot stop digging holes for you to jump into. They test your faithfulness and commitment all the time: using lies, tricks, crocodile tears and emotional baggage to take you on a trip.Once your guard is down and your soldier has been beaten into submission, they start to wear trousers around the house.NB: This is just light relief to make you laugh and reduce your blood pressure. But, please, do not stop taking your medication even if your blood pressure is normal |
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ruggedboy01:to ur papa house abi ?part two fool |
dayo23:nothing to protect their ears |
Your friend or you ![]() |
googlepikin:not in the East but the west |
oyindare:guys know that every successful person started out as an amateur. .... |
millhouse:thanks |
gunners160:try and call me |
Fizboy:you must be a big fool.... |
DahTol:first were are u and secondlyl do not be scared call me |
Agriculture is the back bone of human survival - it has been sustaining mankind over the ages. Without it, there will be no food to eat and no raw materials for our different industrial use. Through agriculture we can produce enough food for yourselves and to others who will readily buy from us and make us rich. It is so sad to see how people these days are becoming more of consumers rather than producers. Everyone just like to relax on the beach all the time taking sun bath while crunching on glasses of exotic wine. No one wants to go out there to do productive farming that ensures continued provision of foods and other valuable sources that sustains life of human and animals.....Nigeria-Red-Palm-Oil Red Palm Oil and I am going to show you exactly how to do it. It's not difficult at all; in fact it is one of the easiest business you can do in Nigeria and make quick money within four months. I happen to know places in Nigeria where you can get this product at cheap prices and place where you can sell it at good price, I am going to make everything clear to you on this post... What is Red Palm Oil? Red palm oil is natural oil extract from palm three fruit. You and I knows the importance of red palm oil in Nigeria. No home that doesn't cook with it and no tribe or religion that forbids it. It is generally accepted and widely used, not only in Nigeria but around the world. Using palm oil for cooking has greater health benefits over the vegetable oil as it is said to have high concentration of vitamin E in the finest proportion. Your body tends to get better health benefits as a result of the vitamin E present in the red palm oil rather than taking a commercial vitamin E capsule. It is also rich in carotene and possess strong healing power. Why Trade on Red Palm Oil Palm oil is one of the commodity constantly in high demand in Nigeria. There is never a time it wouldn't be a hot cake in the market and it is consumed at the same rate as rice and garri. Palm oil is currently sold in Lagos and other major cities across the country at N6,000 for 25liters but if you go to the farm areas where it is produced in quantity, you can get the same 25liters at N4,000. There are even a time of the year you may get this product at N2,500 - N3,000 per 25litres. If you can get it in quantity during the time of surplus and store it for some months, you will sell at 100% profit. It is usually surplus around December to April and sells at the highest around July to September. If you invest N500,000 and wait for 4 months, you will be making profit of another N500,000 without any substantial effort. That is a good deal by all standard and the more money you invest, the more profit you make. If you decides to trade all season, that will even be better. All you need to do is to find out where it's being processed in much quantity and buy at cheap price from there, transport it to the city and sell at good price, repeat your journey as often as you can and make money all year round. So, how do you trade on this commodity and make money? 1. Secure a Shop - You will need a shop or any safe place for storage. If you have your own house, that will be nice, just dedicate one room for the storage. However, it will be better if you can rent a shop specifically for it preferably near the market....for more info call 08066219966 |
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