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CelebritiesRe: Olamide Badoo Renews Endorsement Deal With Etisalat (pics ) by oyindare(m): 4:30pm On Jun 23, 2015
Story for the gods.....oooooooiioiiiiii
PoliticsRe: War At Benue State House Of Assembly As Lawmakers Exchange Blows by oyindare(m): 4:28pm On Jun 23, 2015
Blow don turn war abi? tongue tongue tongue undecided undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Its Official! Wizkid Announces Glo Endorsement Deal {PHOTOS} by oyindare(m): 4:25pm On Jun 23, 2015
So ?make I no eat fufu again abi tongue
RomanceRe: Should She Tell Her Fiance About Her Sex Video by oyindare(m):
Kill the guy now.... undecidedcos that is what is on your mind ur friend no try at all....but seriously I dont think there is any sex tape with the guy....omo FP for the first time...life sweet ooooooo dey come still still call me for a job interview same day.....I don get the job be that...my sister if the guy no do again me I go ooooooo no be video we dey watch am together nigeria home video dey sweet well well
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Steps-Out In Bum Shorts by oyindare(m): 2:14pm On Jun 23, 2015
Hahahhahahahahahahahaahahagags
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Jedi Ayo Proposes To Girlfriend (photos) by oyindare(m): 2:13pm On Jun 23, 2015
Omo na joke ooooooo
CelebritiesRe: What Would You Do If A Police Woman Sat On Your Range Rover Like This? Lol by oyindare(m): 12:51pm On Jun 23, 2015
ramdris:
Would just let her be cos it obvious she is frustrated and I would not want any accidental discharge...after all na just sitting she do...

But wait a minute! That looks like my car! OMG shocked. My driver has mess up again? He is gone this time angry..

The poster above me should please call the Ade to get his mama off my car!.

**brings out I-phone 6 gold and dial drivers number** angry
ade talk say make u try call am say na so him mama dey do and say he be like say u don go do something very bad for that area for her to do that....
CrimeRe: DELSU Student Commits Suicide After Her Fiance Dumped Her After 7 Years by oyindare(m): 12:41pm On Jun 23, 2015
Ifebazz:
Cos you dated a girl /guy for ten years doesn't need translate into marriage. You guys just grow weird ideas about relationships and all that. Have you ever thought about marrying someone out of pity? Maybe that's the kind of life you want to live, but not everyone. Read of girls who opted out of wedding on wedding day so....kini big deal?
bro no be so ooooo bt life more important than any relationship think about her parent too
PoliticsRe: Man Drowns Friend For Refusing To Join His Cult Group In Lagos ( Pictures ) by oyindare(m): 12:31pm On Jun 23, 2015
That is the power of bad friend..but show me ur friend I will tell u who u are
PoliticsRe: Man Drowns Friend For Refusing To Join His Cult Group In Lagos ( Pictures ) by oyindare(m): 12:29pm On Jun 23, 2015
EbubeOnoh:
Cultism is a dangerous game. I was once a cultist there is no gain there please don't join. I'm advicing any intending or aspiring person or persons please say no to Cultism
bro u can lie u cultist u get the mind?bro na joke oooooo
CelebritiesRe: What Would You Do If A Police Woman Sat On Your Range Rover Like This? Lol by oyindare(m): 12:26pm On Jun 23, 2015
Omo men u sure say no be ade mama be that?omg na her make I call the ade now now grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Conversation Between Lady & Guy That Broke Her Girlfriend's Heart by oyindare(m): 12:23pm On Jun 23, 2015
Omo men grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Finds Snake In Lagos Hotel (photos). by oyindare(m): 12:21pm On Jun 23, 2015
Why add ur pic join the post na?u for hold the snake make we know say na u kill am...u better go cook sweet meat
CrimeRe: DELSU Student Commits Suicide After Her Fiance Dumped Her After 7 Years by oyindare(m): 12:18pm On Jun 23, 2015
[quote author=Banter1 post=35061934]some guys are extremely very very wicked 7yrs of courtship? The thunder that will fire that guy still they inside Deep freezer.[/qiuote ] hahahhaha just talk say the guy go die by fire why add thunder join na little gas go kill the guy
CrimeRe: DELSU Student Commits Suicide After Her Fiance Dumped Her After 7 Years by oyindare(m): 12:15pm On Jun 23, 2015
eleojo23:
Why would I? I am not gay!
are u sure?co cos the way u dey talk shows say my bro u be gay oooo..
EducationRe: What An American Twitted About Nigeria, Is It True? by oyindare(m): 12:13pm On Jun 23, 2015
So na new thing?
CrimeRe: DELSU Student Commits Suicide After Her Fiance Dumped Her After 7 Years by oyindare(m): 12:10pm On Jun 23, 2015
eleojo23:
The first reaction is for one to call her a fool for killing herself over a relationship break up. But it can really be painful to get dumped after 7 years. 7 good years!
She might have invested a lot into the relationship hoping that it would end up at the alter only for everything to be rubbished by that phone call. It can really be a hard blow on anyone especially in our society where there is so much pressure to 'settle down'.
What she needed at that moment was someone to help her put things in perspective, to let her know that all wasn't over for her and that she could still move on and have a happy life. That her life and happiness was not tied to or dependent on anyone.

I condemn the action of the guy. Though the details of the story are sketchy, I assume that he must have given her the impression that he was going to marry her only for him to rise up one day and call it quits.
To the men folk, if you do not intend to marry a lady, make it clear from the beginning so that you don't send the wrong message and raise her hopes.
It is wicked to lead someone on only for you to abandon the person at the middle of the road.
can u kill yourself because of a man? Make sure u answer my question oooi
Jokes EtcRe: Women! !!!! by oyindare(op): 10:39am On Jun 23, 2015
tjark1:
GUY, IF NA U, U FOR FIT READ THIS KIND POST?

ANYWAY, I GUESS IT'S FUNNY... SO cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

#SOLIDARITY undecided
you no try oooo
Jokes EtcWomen! !!!! by oyindare(op): 10:32am On Jun 23, 2015
The games women play when your zipper is open1 day agoI thought I would spend this week just chilling out, reminiscing about the games men and women play. But first, women! Women play games in love and relationships. As a man, you need to be at your best to figure out when the game starts, the kind of game and the rules of the game.First, a jokeA man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady walked up to him and said, ‘Your barracks door is open.’ He did not understand her, so he went on his way looking puzzled. When he was done shopping, a man came up and said, ‘Your fly is open.’ He zipped up and finished his shopping.At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was who told him about his ‘barracks door.’ He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when he reached the counter he said, ‘When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?’ The lady (naturally the smarter sex) thought for a moment and said, ‘No, no, I didn’t. All I saw was a disabled soldier sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.’The first timeOf course, she did not plan to spend the night but she did! What was strange, however, was that she asked to have a shower and wash her knickers. She left the knickers on the window sill to dry and came to bed naked. To a man, this means open house and an invitation to the house warming party! But, you still have to ask nicely or you would be denied.However, if, for example, you refuse to take the bait and force her to make another move, this is what she would do. She would curl up and pretend to sleep.Then, sometime during the night, she would turn over and accidentally put her leg across your legs and her knee in your groin. A little later, her hand will slam across your chest, waking you up. An apology will follow but, of course, she now has your attention.From stroking your chest, she would move lower to the soldier now standing at attention. The games women play!Another jokeA man accidentally bumped his elbow into the breast of a woman. He apologised, saying, ‘I hope your heart is as soft as your breast.’ She looked him over and replied, ‘Well, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I am in room 302.’The moveEarly on in the relationship, the girlfriend of one of my mates came to stay for the weekend. We noticed that she ‘forgot’ her pair of slippers and makeup bag when she left. Guess what? It was a prelude, as the next time she came, she brought a suitcase and never left. She moved in permanently, taking over the cooking, the washing, gave regular sex and ran his entire life. The games women play!The marriageAfter the marriage, my friend’s girlfriend started making demands on him, stopped washing his clothes, got a cook instead of cooking for him and didn’t really put out regularly again.All the ‘love’ appeared to become stale quite quickly after the marriage. The game is not funny if, after a few months of the marriage, you discover that your ‘wife’ is pregnant for her ex-boyfriend. But perhaps it’s better now than after 14 grown children who all belong to the ex!The final jokeA woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she left him. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. She then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.He came home and read it. After some silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, singing and dancing while he did.He grabbed his phone and dialled a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting with someone. “Hey babe, I’m just changing clothes, then will join you,” he said. “As for my wife, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around and left. It was wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier.”Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed to read what her husband had written.Through teary eyes, she read: “I could see your feet, you silly woman. I am going out to buy bread.”Women play games and cannot stop digging holes for you to jump into. They test your faithfulness and commitment all the time: using lies, tricks, crocodile tears and emotional baggage to take you on a trip.Once your guard is down and your soldier has been beaten into submission, they start to wear trousers around the house.NB: This is just light relief to make you laugh and reduce your blood pressure. But, please, do not stop taking your medication even if your blood pressure is normal
PoliticsRe: The South West Wants To Start Another Civil War by oyindare(m): 8:36pm On Jun 20, 2015
ruggedboy01:
shut the fvck and get off my mention

Nonentity
PoliticsRe: The South West Wants To Start Another Civil War by oyindare(m): 6:53pm On Jun 20, 2015
ruggedboy01:
Pmb is taking this too far......
Hmmmmm! War is coming
to ur papa house abi ?part two fool
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Navy Being Trained On How To Shoot (photo) by oyindare(m): 3:08pm On Jun 20, 2015
dayo23:
sad
nothing to protect their ears
FamilyRe: Is Mother In Law Making Moves On Him Or Does He Have A Dirty Mind? by oyindare(m): 11:25am On Jun 20, 2015
Your friend or you grin
CelebritiesRe: Asa And Darey Art Alade In The Studio (pics) by oyindare(m): 10:00am On Jun 20, 2015
googlepikin:
asa is a name of a bird in the East, and she come look like a tweeny bird.
not in the East but the west
BusinessRe: Palm Oil....what A Lucrative Business by oyindare(op): 9:22am On Jun 18, 2015
oyindare:
Agriculture is the back bone of human survival - it has been sustaining mankind over the ages. Without it, there will be no food to eat and no raw materials for our different industrial use. Through agriculture we can produce enough food for yourselves and to others who will readily buy from us and make us rich.
It is so sad to see how people these days are becoming more of consumers rather than producers. Everyone just like to relax on the beach all the time taking sun bath while crunching on glasses of exotic wine. No one wants to go out there to do productive farming that ensures continued provision of foods and other valuable sources that sustains life of human and animals.....Nigeria-Red-Palm-Oil
Red Palm Oil
and I am going to show


you exactly how to do it. It's not difficult at all; in fact it is one of the easiest business you can do in Nigeria and make quick money within four months. I happen to know places in Nigeria where you can get this product at cheap prices and place where you can sell it at good price, I am going to make everything clear to you on this post...

What is Red Palm Oil? Red palm oil is natural oil extract from palm three fruit. You and I knows the importance of red palm oil in Nigeria. No home that doesn't cook with it and no tribe or religion that forbids it. It is generally accepted and widely used, not only in Nigeria but around the world.

Using palm oil for cooking has greater health benefits over the vegetable oil as it is said to have high concentration of vitamin E in the finest proportion. Your body tends to get better health benefits as a result of the vitamin E present in the red palm oil rather than taking a commercial vitamin E capsule. It is also rich in carotene and possess strong healing power.

Why Trade on Red Palm Oil

Palm oil is one of the commodity constantly in high demand in Nigeria. There is never a time it wouldn't be a hot cake in the market and it is consumed at the same rate as rice and garri. Palm oil is currently sold in Lagos and other major cities across the country at N6,000 for 25liters but if you go to the farm areas where it is produced in quantity, you can get the same 25liters at N4,000.

There are even a time of the year you may get this product at N2,500 - N3,000 per 25litres. If you can get it in quantity during the time of surplus and store it for some months, you will sell at 100% profit. It is usually surplus around December to April and sells at the highest around July to September.

If you invest N500,000 and wait for 4 months, you will be making profit of another N500,000 without any substantial effort. That is a good deal by all standard and the more money you invest, the more profit you make.

If you decides to trade all season, that will even be better. All you need to do is to find out where it's being processed in much quantity and buy at cheap price from there, transport it to the city and sell at good price, repeat your journey as often as you can and make money all year round.


So, how do you trade on this commodity and make money?

1. Secure a Shop - You will need a shop or any safe place for storage. If you have your own house, that will be nice, just dedicate one room for the storage. However, it will be better if you can rent a shop specifically for it preferably near the market....for more info call 08066219966
guys know that every successful person started out as an amateur. ....
BusinessRe: Palm Oil....what A Lucrative Business by oyindare(op): 9:20am On Jun 18, 2015
millhouse:
Niice
thanks
BusinessRe: Palm Oil....what A Lucrative Business by oyindare(op): 9:19am On Jun 18, 2015
gunners160:
Pls,enlighteen me more about this palm oil bizness.How to store and preserve it,where to get it at a cheaper rate,where should my shop or store be located,how much is needed for capital and a lot more. .. I am indeed intrested in the bizness
try and call me
EventsRe: Pastor And Family Poisoned In Abia, Buried Amid Tears (Photo) by oyindare(m): 1:06pm On Jun 15, 2015
Fizboy:
And they say God exists.. Why didn't he protect his so called servant?. Some fanatics will still come and say "we should still give glory to God in all things" rubbish!!!!.. Rip anyway
you must be a big fool....
InvestmentRe: Palm Oil....what A Business by oyindare(op): 12:55pm On Jun 15, 2015
DahTol:
What a beautiful and life changing article, thank you very much...Am into it already sincerely is true... Bt i av little challenge in d area of marketing especially on how to penetrate Lagos.. How can u help me oooooohuh??
first were are u and secondlyl do not be scared call me
BusinessPalm Oil....what A Lucrative Business by oyindare(op): 10:17am On Jun 15, 2015
Agriculture is the back bone of human survival - it has been sustaining mankind over the ages. Without it, there will be no food to eat and no raw materials for our different industrial use. Through agriculture we can produce enough food for yourselves and to others who will readily buy from us and make us rich.
It is so sad to see how people these days are becoming more of consumers rather than producers. Everyone just like to relax on the beach all the time taking sun bath while crunching on glasses of exotic wine. No one wants to go out there to do productive farming that ensures continued provision of foods and other valuable sources that sustains life of human and animals.....Nigeria-Red-Palm-Oil
Red Palm Oil
and I am going to show


you exactly how to do it. It's not difficult at all; in fact it is one of the easiest business you can do in Nigeria and make quick money within four months. I happen to know places in Nigeria where you can get this product at cheap prices and place where you can sell it at good price, I am going to make everything clear to you on this post...

What is Red Palm Oil? Red palm oil is natural oil extract from palm three fruit. You and I knows the importance of red palm oil in Nigeria. No home that doesn't cook with it and no tribe or religion that forbids it. It is generally accepted and widely used, not only in Nigeria but around the world.

Using palm oil for cooking has greater health benefits over the vegetable oil as it is said to have high concentration of vitamin E in the finest proportion. Your body tends to get better health benefits as a result of the vitamin E present in the red palm oil rather than taking a commercial vitamin E capsule. It is also rich in carotene and possess strong healing power.

Why Trade on Red Palm Oil

Palm oil is one of the commodity constantly in high demand in Nigeria. There is never a time it wouldn't be a hot cake in the market and it is consumed at the same rate as rice and garri. Palm oil is currently sold in Lagos and other major cities across the country at N6,000 for 25liters but if you go to the farm areas where it is produced in quantity, you can get the same 25liters at N4,000.

There are even a time of the year you may get this product at N2,500 - N3,000 per 25litres. If you can get it in quantity during the time of surplus and store it for some months, you will sell at 100% profit. It is usually surplus around December to April and sells at the highest around July to September.

If you invest N500,000 and wait for 4 months, you will be making profit of another N500,000 without any substantial effort. That is a good deal by all standard and the more money you invest, the more profit you make.

If you decides to trade all season, that will even be better. All you need to do is to find out where it's being processed in much quantity and buy at cheap price from there, transport it to the city and sell at good price, repeat your journey as often as you can and make money all year round.


So, how do you trade on this commodity and make money?

1. Secure a Shop - You will need a shop or any safe place for storage. If you have your own house, that will be nice, just dedicate one room for the storage. However, it will be better if you can rent a shop specifically for it preferably near the market....for more info call 08066219966

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