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She be like person wey just smoke Igbo before that video. Actress

MrCork:
...u no we gonnnno fok so quit pretenddddin.....it's meannnnnto be!!

Werey

Falzdbadtguy:
oh dear.

Here i was about to take the next flight to Nigeria, guess i was wrong

Lol, you are funny falz

Falzdbadtguy:
So, how do i know if you are my soul mate if i can't see you?

I'm not looking for soulmate.

MrCork:
..u no I would love to fok.. correct?

Getawt!!!

Falzdbadtguy:
Are you on instagram> your profile pix isn't hot here!

I'm not, I don't like uploading my pix

Falzdbadtguy:
So, what do you do ? i see many guys have made a fuss over you

Just wanna try n understand what the fuss is about

I don't understand too.

MrCork:
... sweeeery.. serrrriosly we need to mate...am feeling Yor laps.. got me had earlier thou. We must discuss!!

You no be am

The snake big o

MrCork:
..ok..so u on nairaland in church... correct... sweeery, u going to hell(no oofeense)

we closed since 12

She get luck

MrCork:
......went to a disco parrrry last nite, drank 5 bottles of Corrrrecttion..woke up late & missed first service. I plannnnto replace my alarm clock thou

I'm still in Church, tired

Falzdbadtguy:
Do you stay in UK then?

No, I'm in PH

MrCork:
.. actually yes..I mistakenly cummmm on yorrr lap 3 weeks ago. It wazzz am accident thou..if u don't wantttto put it up..putttttit up for your country..Ghana!!!

I'm exhausted Corky, did you go to Church today?

MrCork:
..how?.... today is Sunday..did u gottttto church??...stop makin trouble n stop tryinna derail threads nah!!

How am I causing trouble?

Falzdbadtguy:
are you based in lagos?

Nah, why ask?

MrCork:
..will u replace that ugly parrrramofolikk picture on yorrr profile with the old one showering yorrrr nyansh n booooobsi plis...we hate that $hit !!

Perv, my laps dey give u erection abi? I won't put it

MrCork:
... sweeery..yorrr name sound like sweeet wine meannnin u must have a sweeeet voice n u must be lightskin becozzzz from yorrrr grammmer spelling, u definitely a wifey material unlike chicks like Oyindidi (village girl)...and guess wot, yorr eyes look like shooootin star travelling from London to Japan cozzzz any man will drink yorr bath water!!!(kaiii..see lyrics)

Cc

Note:
Falzdbatguy....son..pliss watch n learn lyrics on how to impress females.. I will help u!

Why not learn to stop mentioning me on all threads

sinaj:
lol

Happy sunday dear.

Same to you sweetheart...

I dey car dey wait for man, I think sey na women dey delay men

Glory be to God

sinaj:
This ur American Engrish sha.

Lemme cum nd go.

Karma haf catch up with

I think sey na only me notice

MrCork:
^^^this one is a racist!!

Corkyyyyy!!!!

Mtcheeew

And na that one dey bust their brain

FTrebirth:
very fat toto.

Lol, mouthed

Kondomatic:
What if his pocket is fat too?

I doubt, is pocket is as flat as pancake

MrCork, so you are a fat guy

No!!!!!!

MrCork:
... feelin??...so u been feeeelin me coz u in love.. corrrrect?...u think I don't no I love me?....u gots to try had((very had) to win my affection cosss I ain't cheap u no!!

What are you saying?

MrCork:
...if u ain't stingy wit yorrrr punnnny then how come I ain't hit it yet?....U R STINGY!!!

MrCork, I have this feeling that you're a vee