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adetoroamos:
not that ugly Op bitch

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I'm not a woman but I have a story about a friend of mine. We have often made fun of him for having a comically large penis and this is just when flaccid none of us have seen it hard. I know theres not a relationship between size when soft and size when hard but when soft hes bigger than most hard guys and its not like it gets smaller. Anyway we are all chilling at his collage house where he live with 2 of my other friends. we haven't seen him all night hes been in his room with a girl. about a half hour into my arrival I hear a scream and the girl runs out of his room towards the bathroom. we all run into his room and hes covered in blood. about 15 mins later theres a knock at the door its an ambulance. The girl had phoned it from the bathroom. they go in are with her for about 10 mins before they escort her out covered in a blanket (we threw her in her clothes but she didnt get dressed. The ambulance guy looks at my friend and askes if hes at least going to come with her. My friend (being kind of an asshole ) says "no chance". The ambulance guy scoffed at him and walked of. Turned out they where having sex or at east trying to she was lowering her self onto him and slipped he went all the way in and tore something up pretty bad. We never heard from her again that was allot of blood the threw out his sheets. .......... they where really nice sheets.

Bashspeaks:
The function really matter in choosing a device,3310 Is a phone of the past

PenisCaP:
" night vigil"...
That kind vigil is always top notch

PenisCaP:
Why are u tired this morning
As if u danced shocki in d night.
Oya confess!!!

PenisCaP:
Hmm U NO GET STRENGHT THISS MORNING? .
ayam suspecting u...

PenisCaP:
U have a very dirty mind...
My id means PEN IS CAPTAIN

PenisCaP:

PenisCaP:
Nayioma