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sukkot:
lmao yeah i know cuz i was about to send you a message and found out you were gone. a day before me and you had a conversation about how you will hire househelp to cook and i told you it will be easy to poison someone like you if you hire househelp to cook ? well the next day a topic appeared on frontpage where a housegirl had poisoned the food of her boss she was cooking for. i tried sending the post to you and it said your account was deactivated lol

gberra:
We are all strangers only kind hearts create friendship

---Daddy

sukkot:
hahaha deactivating ? why the drastic step ? when after like 3 days you will be bored and return again. trust me it happens all the time. you can take a break but no need to take drastic steps like deactivating lol

robosky02:
I see you

gberra:
Don't be shy

-- Daddy

robosky02:
hi

gberra:
Come to daddy

sukkot:
wow. interesting. looks like they have been together for a while. nice

sukkot:
which obe be chuku again ? how many pikin this woman get with nyesom ?

id911:
Thank you Sir. Working on that

sukkot:
belle ke ? she 45. menopause done kick in mayne

id911:
I'm very confused. I don't know what to do but I need advice from nairalanders, serious one on how to navigate safely through this stormy waters.

I'm in my early thirties, unfortunately not working at the moment but still searching and believing I'll get one soon. I had an accommodation problem and someone who is like an aunt offered I stay in her house until I can sort myself out. I didn't have any other alternative still don't have at the moment so agreed and moved in due to my situation. She's a close family friend. Her mom was my late mom's best friend.

She's married with two kids and her husband is a state agent; he works with one of the Federal Security Agencies. Please I don't want to be specific. The husband is far way from us here in Lagos and comes home once in a while so it's always two of us especially when the kids have gone to school.

She wants me to sleep with her and has been disturbing a hell out of me. I've tried to let her know why this isn't possible since she's married but it's like I'm talking to a stone. She practically naked herself recently and held unto me but I used an extremely diplomatic tone and much pleading before she could let go of me. But she told me I must look for her soon; don't know what that means.

I never have a thought of sleeping with any married woman because I don't just think It's a right thing
to do. Me self wey no gukuma get time for single ladies na married woman come dey disturb person. Me don tire for this kind thing o

cc: Lalasticlala, farano, Rocktation. Pls assist, i no dey come romance section often but i need more people to advice me pls

sukkot:
she is starting to look like nyesom. that means his dna is creating antigens in her. meaning they have yanshed so many times that she is starting to look like him. when you sleep with a person long enough they start looking like you.

sukkot:
i been aittttt. tryna survive in this cold harsh world lol. ermmm i am actually from Lagos state. my family goes back to lagos state for the past 400 years

Kathmandu:
How are you sweet


I can't get ur number again to chat u up

sukkot:
oh really ? so she is just in love with nyesom the man ? or maybe she likes the power ? lol

BeeBeeOoh:
Auntie! Auntie!! Weldone oh

sukkot:
hehe liberated indeed. where am i from ? i lay claim to the whole planet, not just one area of it. i am a planetarian. my father owns the whole planet. today i fit claim to be swiss. tomorow i fit be from peru. depends how i dey feel on that day. today i feel like i am from ghana

sukkot:
this one na gold digger. wetin she dey find with nyesom. and what the hell kinda name is nyesom ?

Afonjashapmouth:
:ooh ur daughter no tell u say we follow go Night "vegil" not "vigil" so i never sleep mehn... infact i need body pain drugs ... abi u get any maam

BeeBeeOoh:
Please, do you mind telling bus what is Chuking?? Thanks

sukkot:
hmm me i no dey among ooo. me i be oppressed just like una. i be common man. oyinbo dey call us plebeian

sukkot:
ahhh i salute my sister. the oyel pipo

sukkot:
you no be yoruba you no be igbo. na which one you be na ? abi you be aboki ? fire water na ogogoro.

Afonjashapmouth:
na ur daughter i dey use am follow video call maaam Landlady Inlaw maam

sukkot:
hmmmm with correct akpu washed down with fire water. maybe even ofe onugbu or ofe nsala

sukkot:
correct shaki and ranbadout and pomo and abodi with ewedu

Afonjashapmouth:
my phone no gree charge ni maam.... hold on make i go call vulcanizer oooh sorry plumber ahhhh rewire sha abi