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Romance › Re: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady I Slept With On The First Date? I’m Confused by oyoni(m): 9:31am On Jun 21, 2018

Is it safe to marry a Man that fvcks a woman on their first date?

Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by oyoni(m): 9:46am On Jun 20, 2018

... Mary, now Annabel... mhmmm....

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Education › Life by oyoni(op): 12:25pm On Jun 18, 2018

“ There is not any present moment that is unconnected with some future one. The life of every man is a continued chain of incidents, each link of which hangs upon the former. The transition from cause to effect, from event to event, is often carried on by secret steps, which our foresight cannot divine, and our sagacity is unable to trace. Evil may at some future period bring forth good; and good may bring forth evil, both equally unexpected."
~ Joseph Addison

Business › Re: Describe Your Financial Status Using A Word. by oyoni(m): 10:45am On Jun 18, 2018

Broken

Politics › Re: Princess Oyenike Oyedele Roberts Contesting For President Of Nigeria (Photos) by oyoni(m): 10:15am On Jun 18, 2018

She wants to contest in diaspora?

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Romance › Re: SHOCKED! Is This Stupidity Or What? See Inside [PICTURE] by oyoni(m): 10:13am On Jun 18, 2018

iamharkinwaley:
You know ilegend am confuse , are you a male or female ? Your profile says female and one of your write up says the other.

BTW check my signature

I thought I was alone in this confusion.....

Romance › Re: Confession: How I FU++K My Class Mate Inside The Staffroom by oyoni(m): 6:17pm On Jun 15, 2018

This same story appeared under the title of "How I Fu++cked my dad's best friend " or " my best friend's dad" isn't it?

Fashion › Re: Bus Conductor Spotted Rocking His ''n41k'' Nigerian Jersey(photo) by oyoni(m): 9:37am On Jun 12, 2018

No joy....

Politics › Re: June 12: The Two Reasons Why Abiola Did Not Get The Seat..how True? by oyoni(m): 9:04am On Jun 12, 2018

Agritech:
The story says he sank a ship carrying 3 million bibles to Nigeria.

The questions are:

How come it never made news that a ship carrying millions of bible sank?

Why did the publisher of the book and the organization conveying the book to Nigeria keep quite?

Why did the company that owns the ship keep quite?

The country that the Sailor and other crew members came from, why didn't they say anything?

How come no notable Christian organization was aware that a ship carrying 3 million bible sank, if they were aware why did they keep quite?

What year did Abiola sink the Ship?

How was the Ship sunk by Abiola? did he torpedoed the ship? did Abiola have a warship? Did he collaborate with another country navy to do it? If he did which navy was suspected? At what water was the ship sunk?

How come it wasn't an election issue during 1993

Agritech... Too much sense will not kill you. #WiseQuestions

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Events › Re: Planning Your Wedding With Low Budget for Decor- Check In by oyoni(m): 7:51am On Jun 12, 2018

am sure you said low budget...

Webmasters › Re: ₦26 Trillion Net, Mark Zuckerberg And Wife Pictured On The Street Of California by oyoni(m): 1:22pm On Jun 10, 2018

somehow:
What have you done with the one he gave you?

Abeg o... Zuckerberg has not given me anything o, neither in secret nor Open....

Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by oyoni(m): 1:20pm On Jun 10, 2018

Jackossky:
Thanks. Should I say ma'am or sir?

Sir

Webmasters › Re: ₦26 Trillion Net, Mark Zuckerberg And Wife Pictured On The Street Of California by oyoni(m): 6:15am On Jun 10, 2018

henrymartins34:
See them chaii. God give me half of thair wealth. abeg sorry for me God

Is half not greed...? all I need is 100million that's all.

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Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by oyoni(m): 11:09pm On Jun 09, 2018

The veil from you lustful eyes and the boxers from your flexible waist... Brilliant work man.... keep it up 10/10 for you.

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Education › Re: 10 Reasons Why Nigerians FAIL In Their Scholarship Applications by oyoni(m): 11:12pm On Jun 08, 2018

Did someone forget to add that Being a Nigerian is also a factor...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Recruitment: North Gets 55.20%, South-45.2%, FCT-0.8% by oyoni(m): 6:38am On Jun 08, 2018

Fukafuka:
..... No ! It is the CENTER of Nigeria

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Recruitment: North Gets 55.20%, South-45.2%, FCT-0.8% by oyoni(m): 8:19am On Jun 07, 2018

Is FCT not the North?

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Celebrities › Re: How Wizkid Took Another Man's Girlfriend In Front Of The Boyfriend -Twitter User by oyoni(m): 9:41am On Jun 06, 2018

farano:
The guy na sharp guy jare. Both of them go share the money wizkid give her na

TOKYO

Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by oyoni(m): 8:45am On Jun 06, 2018

Dear Author Jackossky, This wahala you have started, come and end it....

Travel › Re: Bayelsa State International Airport Project On Amassoma/Tombia Street Continues by oyoni(m): 6:21am On Jun 06, 2018

oluwasegun007:
Is it actually international

Cargo airport o...

Travel › Re: Bayelsa State International Airport Project On Amassoma/Tombia Street Continues by oyoni(m): 1:07pm On Jun 05, 2018

Ibime:
What's the qualifying criteria for International?

I have been to International Airports smaller than this that host hundreds of thousands of International passengers per year.

They can call it what they want, the koko is whether there is demand from international passengers which I doubt.

It's actually a cargo airport..... OP please correct yourself.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram : You Want To Rest ? Who Will Take Over ? Military Replies Soldiers. by oyoni(m): 2:40pm On Jun 03, 2018

They should redeploy the JTF, Soldiers in the Niger Delta to the bokoharam areas... It's as simple as that.

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Romance › Re: ‘any Man Who Wants To Marry Me, That Cant Cook & Wipe Me Must Be Mad’- Lady Says by oyoni(m): 2:14pm On Jun 03, 2018

She said according to the will of Allah...? this one is a lost cause... she will soon be married off as third wife to one elderly Mallam like that...

Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by oyoni(m): 9:25pm On Jun 02, 2018

Delivered as promised... Now am hooked!!!! grin

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Family › Re: Confused Wife. by oyoni(m): 5:50pm On Jun 02, 2018

lalanice:
doesn't that just mean the marriage will last only as long a the woman is willing to take shit? And the day she says enough everything baje?!

Nope, It means that the woman has the ability to steer the ship of her marriage in any direction she pleases but for positive result she needs to apply wisdom as is required at every point in time.

Family › Re: Confused Wife. by oyoni(m): 4:06pm On Jun 02, 2018

Am not married neither am I a lady so not much help from me... but my Mom would say wisdom is profitable to direct and it is a woman that keeps/wrecks the home.

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Literature › Re: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by oyoni(m): 3:47pm On Jun 02, 2018

Jackossky:
Announcement!!!
Some seats are left unoccupied, pop corn seller is giving me that wicked look saying she hasn't sold enough, not enough people to buy...

Now, I am invoking these monickers to fill up the seats �

Update drops tonight, 8pm as usual, there is a pothole ahead, others should make sure their seatbelt is firmly rooted to their seat because I am about to tilt this story and race on two wheels.

Don't panic, Sola is on the wheels.

Cc:

Samwise001, constancebae, bluefish7, kinah, marvel15, Oga divepen, chaminee, Nickibeauty, purplepatch, diekololar, anyember, princessadeola, awwfar, favyo, petril, sunflow, centino, Avatarmode.

Coming with my own popcorn... I don't trust these popcorn sellers.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Gambling A Sin? by oyoni(m): 4:19pm On May 24, 2018

How is MMM gambling?

Education › Re: NDU Students Escaping From Amassoma Through Forest And River by oyoni(m): 9:57am On May 23, 2018

oluoni:
Look at this ignorant mofo when you don't pay attention to whats going on in the country na ogogoro una go dey drink upandan.

The country too big... am concerned with my locality. There's no need to get agitated if you don't have your facts right. Atleast it's ogogoro am drinking. I don't sniff shit and gutter water like you. I know an NGO that helps druggies like you, I can write a recommendation letter for you.

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