romeo:

Ohh boy!! ihe a bughi obere okwu

I ga ano ebea  fa atucha the whole girls ime, ebe ino na eme getleman,

Now Romeo my advise now in any girl biara na igbo thread from now on kporo ya ga tua ya ime. ya buru na okweghi  you can fax the sperm or even email it anyhow, iwe ewe la mu now.

Gini mere any girl Romeo tinyere aka fa a tuo ya ime, now atugo fa ify ime onwa isa.

Ikomi:



Every member of this thread should join me in asking Pres where is NnenneIgbo. 

I think its time I let u guys know whats been happening.

Romeo can u remember when NnenneIgbo and Pres (then Fromuk) were exchanging numbers and addresses, and we all wished them happy, happy.

Well I must let u all know now that Pres (then Fromuk) disappointed NnenneIgbo. 

The story goes thus:

After an exchange of phone numbers and addresses (between NnenneIgbo and Pres), a meeting was planned and of course I was invited as a neutral person to sit at the table, this all happened in London Starbucks coffee shop.

Guys Pres and NnenneIgbo didn't even allow me enjoy my aux croissant and tea, for them it was love at first site, they were laughing at every of each other's joke. Being my normal and positive person I said a prayer 4 both of them.

To cut long story short, Pres in his smart ways took one shot (if u all no what I mean). But this shot resulted in a pregnancy, which Pres still in his smart and crook filled ways denied. This act broke NnenneIgbo's heart (to put it mildly) so much, I have been pleading to Pres to go back and make amends with NnenneIgbo, but Pres would not, rather he said that why should he stick to a woman when there are so many on the net not to mention nairaland.

This single act of Pres has so devastated NnenneIgbo, that the beautiful young energetic lady, does not visit this thread anymore.

I hope every member of this thread would join me in telling Pres that his actions are very bad,  . Even if he would not apologise to NnenneIgbo, let him not do the same to any other girl on this thread.

Pres 

If it were in Afghanistan Pres. should have been sex starved for 10 years.
  But what happens to the baby? I hope Pres. will give child support?

romeo:

Nnenneigbo nkem ka presido churu ime? Ewu ata m igu n'isi

Romeo, o kwa inorona ebe ina ekpe na afa nna ndi ozo ejuputa na grazia.

I'm holding a bonch of flowers at my right hand, on my left hand I'm holding a bottle of Don Perignon Vintage 1994 to welcome her back.

With a warm party in my Loft.

hotfunmi:

Are you a pagan?

No, am not.

But prefare going to church than to read this post.

billgatexp:

i bet some people don't know the difference between a towel, muffler and stole.
u better check ur dicos,

incase u never know that na crested chelsea muffler all the way from uk,

chow

My Guy next time choose a clean and tidy environment to avoid unpleasant background. You and your partner are so cute but I hate the background of your picture. it looks dirty.

RedHotChic:

To all those that lost a loved one in this riot whether you are Hausa,Jos,Yoruba or ibo, accept my heartfelt sympathy and I will be seriously praying for you to get through this difficult period. Do accept my condolence and pray for better days ahead.



I see no changes all I see is [tribalist] faces
misplaced hate makes disgrace to [tribes][/i]



I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere
unless we share with each otherWe gotta start makin' changes
learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers
and that's how it's supposed to be


[b]

_{culled from 2pac shakur}

I will start going to church.

RichyBlacK:

@sistawoman,

I'm one of your fans!

Let those haters keep hating. Enjoy your Nigerian man! We Nigerian men all pray to have strong but peaceful women like you. Your response above is on point. The reason for the anger directed your way by the "aggrieved ones" is because you remain a shining example of the joys a woman can experience if she humbles herself, exorcises the feminazi demons in her, and works towards a unified goal with her Nigerian man.

I truly admire the way you've parried all these insults heaped at you by the "I hate Nigerian men but can't do without them" crowd. Thanks for being a good example to the rest of the, hopefully still salvageable, young Nigerian women on this forum.

Thank you!

you've spoken like a man, leave all these I love nigeria but can't wait to change passport.

I see no reason why SISTERSWOMAN's thread should yeild all these uncomplimentary remarks they're throwing on her, people have issues here. If one feel like making a thread to have fun busybodies will try to jump on her.

Tapiya:

Hello those ones that are posted in Other languages can we kind of get an interpretation please? since we no fit see them so we can laugh.

They're exclusively reserved only for Hebrew speakers

Living In The Same Single Room With Ur Wife And Ur Male Friend:please Advise!

Bros, you go dey for work place dey hear your wife moaning as she dey reach orgasm, who tell you sey they dey put goat and yam together?

Simi why are you not teaching again in nairaland I so much missed you lecture on sex issues.

No be korokoro the woman get una dey here dey talk magun.

Adanne you get the  thread  I made for you?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=198920.msg3123233#msg3123233

debosky:


@ ozi

Magun don dey cause wahala for a long long time oh! A man is being threatened with magun on another thread as we speak

Don't you think what she just got is STD, Magun sounds just superstitious to me and nothing but that.

Are you Ibo? or you can claim Ibo so that I can hand you over to deepzone she's Hot and need a man badly.

AMAKAONE:

na magun cause all this wahala?

My sister I can't just tell.

People have issue here.

See them comming out from their hidden hole.
So people like Funmi flirts too, wondering who's the Agbero boy she's dying for?

ChinenyeN:

Yes. That is what I'm familiar with. Our famly is from Ngwa and Alayi. No worries though maka na nna m gara Naija. Ajuru m ya ma o nwere ike izutara m Akwukwo Nso Igbo na Akwukwo Abu Igbo tutu ya aloo. In fact, mu na ya kwuru na izu uka nke gara aga. O si na o zuru ha. O loo, o ga enye m ha n'abuo ka m guo. Aga m eji Akwukwo Nso Igbo na Akwukwo Abu Igbo were muo Igbo Izugbe.

You're perfect in Igbo. keep it up.

I nearly fall for ground when I saw this:
  "E For Good If Sey Dey Use Police Salary To Settle Armed Robbers"

"If all Men Are Equal, you for no dey for this bus, bros make you no dey slack"

"A Stingy Richman Is Still A Poorman"

What about this:
"Those Who waits up on the Lord At the 11^th hour dies at 10:30"

ChinenyeN:

I have never heard Ukwe before. . . the one I know is[b] Uri. Igu Uri [/b] (To Sing a Song). I learn something new everyday.

Try learn central Igbo Uri is a dialect from Owerri and Mbaitolu Ikeduru. which also mean Egwu=song=music=dance.