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thornapple:
. Explain more.

I give up... see u in ya next topic, mhiz thornapple.

piperson:
sanitary pad is now #700
girls have resorted to handkerchief and 80leaves note book

lmao

guess what?

thornapple:
I don't know what you mean by snap pix. Maybe it'll move seun if i tag him.

I meant snake picture

thornapple:
Lol, if you don't share it i'll call lalasticlala to help take it to front page.

lmao... you got it all wrong mhiz... this kinda topic doesn't move lala...if you can link cucumber with Snake pix, then, you would get his undivided attention.

Iamthoney:
Wetin u dey yarn bro? the nigga should just pack and leave when the season is over. He should go try his luck elsewhere or better still retire from the game for he has lost touch with the game. Wait till you hear his post match comment. Imagine the man saying Kante chose Chelsea over Arsenal because of money. In this modern age who wouldn't do the same? As long as he still manages Arsenal, the team will keep producing same result. I hope you heard the commentator's statement concerning our board and their ambition?

the dude isn't planning to retire from arsenal anytime soon, saw one post from goal.com where he was insinuating such...we still have more years to hustle for top 4...it's just pathetic.

thornapple:
Hahahahaha, oya add it yourself.
You failed to share my topic.

modify the content of ur topic then, maybe, I will share.

femi4:
That's what happen when you go for MMM players. They are injury prone

lol

thornapple:
Hahahahahaha,
you are so funny.
but seriously you have a point cos that use has a stress relieving function.
I actually didn't leave it out completely. It was the first thing i mentioned.

Lol, I saw it but I wasn't satisfied...that particular use deserves it's own number if not, we no go gree... u are marginalizing that particular use even though it's the most crucial for for set of people.

Segadem:
mtceeeeew as u get a draw with lowly rated Watford last week?

baba chill, Chelsea has won and Hope you guys lift the trophy because the team really worked for it and they deserve it...wenger with his over sabi managerial skills was never meant to near the trophy...we will keep fighting for top 4 as usually until the man deeps his hands into his pockets and spend the money that arsenal has.

thornapple:
ozoebuka1 here is my next topic, hope you share it.

Also Sincere4u, wherever you are hiding. Don't worry, i've kept a whip for you. Will sentence you before teaching you the lesson of your life. Coward!.

Lol... the uses u listed above ain't complete until u add the popular use of cucumber amongst women...if u know what I mean...

otijah2:
Oga shut up, did u see William, Ake, Mikel, ivanovic, Fab, etc there?
If these guys were on the pitch mmmmm.

Meanwhile ozil, Sanchez and walcott have been doing well before Ramsey came back so go sidon one place, before we..

lmao, your analysis choke seriously...all those guys u mentioned are they injured or what the club couldn't deal with them and they were set aside because u guys have much options to choose from... walcot, and Sanchez aren't midfielders for crying out loud!!!

yedidiah:
I get you sir. But I still can't identify the key player that is missing or recently got injured. You know Arsenal rotate it'd squad alot so you can't really pinpoint the missing link in the midfield or maybe I am the one missing it here. Please help me.

But for the game, we should win. We have only lost once in the last 14 meeting with Arsenal and have only conceded 5times in those meetings.

Granit Xhaka is currently suspended for his stupid and unnecessary foul against Burnley, while Santi Cazorla, Aaron Ramsey and Mohamed Elneny are all out with injury. if Chelsea is having same injury problem arsenal is having in the midfield, their best option would have been to get a draw from arsenal.

Lucaz:


story for the Gods... na Chelsea tell Wenger to exchange blow collect match ban?

na Chelsea tell Wenger make him no buy player?

na Chelsea tell Wenger make him do rubbish formation?

dude you ain't making sense, try again next time.

yo the one who's lost bro. I've provided you with facts why Chelsea should win but that doesn't mean they must win...if they refuse to capitalise on their advantage, they could still miss the opportunity and settle for a draw or even a loss.

yedidiah:
No sir! Carzola has been injured like forever now. Ramsey is no longer a starter for Arsenal even when fit. Walcott is starting, Giroud and Welbeck are on the bench. Who is the key player that is missing for Arsenal?

We only have two known strikers against Arsenal with 4. Our second striker doesn't even start. You can predict Chelsea's starting 11 and 3subs in each game.

We have used the fewest squad in the league this season sir.

you really sound funny with your. analysis, I'm talking about the depth of our squad and you're talking about our striking force...just look at arsenal's midfield and tell ursef the truth, bro. Coupled with wengers match ban, Chelsea has. every reason to win the game.

yedidiah:
come on guy! no excuses. Player for player, Arsenal have a better squad than Chelsea and most teams in the league. You can do the comparison. Check player for player in each position and see.

Stop lying to yourself just to boast your .ego....you and I know that injury has affected arsenal squad.

if Chelsea doesn't beat arsenal today, then Chelsea is not worthy to be epl champion because looking at arsenal squad, you can testify that injury is really biting us hard...hoping arsenal wins By the way.

Nbote:
Even illiterate dey join to mock IPOB.. With dis ur grammar I can't blame ur ppl for believing U have dead..

I just tire for you too bro. Don't mock people unnecessarily when you ain't good yourself.

thornapple:
lol,
cool down, more topics on the way.
My choice of topic was influenced by what i read shortly after registration.

it's all good.

oluwafreshkid:
To justify my phobia, i'll believe there's no money there.
if they show me, i'll say it is fake and if they give me some to hold and feel, i'll take it and leave!

you dull bro.. no insult intended.... like the humor though

PiccoloBrunelli:
He won't get a job until he knows the difference between I'm and Am



So this guy quoted me and said this. But what can I say? He tried sha. He spelt "illiterate" correctly. I'm impressed. But there's an "h" you missed in "noting". It's spelt "nothing". Then that comma after "generation" is misplaced. Totally unnecessary. Use a full stop instead and then spell "You" with a capital letter "Y". Oya insult me a 2nd time but this time do it flawlessly. OK? That's my boy.

I have one thing to say to you and it goes thus...

HateU2:
he's even a pastor now in winners . Stuffs like this channel mind about religion

lmao...

watzz:
A friend of mine about to go for his service for the coming batch and I want Lagos for some personal reasons. I understand the fact that he can use the medical report as a factor but what other means or things can he do to get my preferred state?

kindly help a brother.

look at your post and decide for yourself if you are asking for your friend or. for yourself.

HateU2:
Back in secondary school, my maths teacher

the math would be forming born again By now...lol

thornapple:
There was this uncle that had been making sexual advances to me for quite a while. It got to a point i reported it to his wife but she seemed helpless herself not to talk of confronting him.
He was my father's business partner and often came to our house.
There was this day he came around and my parents and siblings weren't around.
He was actually been expected as there were files my younger brother was supposed to hand over to him as instructed by Dad.
As is usual with him, my brother soon left to play ball with his friends leaving our gate unlocked.
I was watching African magic before the lights went out so i laid on the settee for my siesta.
Woke to the creaking sound of our front door. As i opened my eyes i saw the figure of a man walking straight into our living room. Jumped to my feet in shock only to realize it was my Dad's friend.
Initially thought it was a robber or something so i felt quite relieved.
Knowing what he came for i offered him a seat as i got up to go get the files. He was already seated as i turned to leave but then i returned to pick my phone in order to call my brother in case i couldn't locate the files in his room.
By the time i got back i noticed he was back on his feet.
Not suspecting anything i persuaded him to exercise patience that i won't be long and hurried off with my phone.
Locating the file didn't take much time but as i turned to leave i saw the man now Manning the door to my brother's room.
I had never felt so shocked in my life before.
The man started asking me for just few minutes with him.
I had never done this before, getting deflowered by a married man right in my father's house was unthinkable.
I threatened to scream and draw the attention of my brother but he told me he saw my brother playing with his friends in the neighborhood on his way.
I was thinking really fast but as i did, he brought out his joystick and started stroking it gently as he stepped into the room.
That was the clue i needed to know what to do.
I turned on the video recording app in my phone as he begged.
It was my very first time of seeing an adult "thing" in my life.
At a point he started making towards me so i told him what i just did.
As scared as i was i asked him to let me go else he won't get away with it.
To my relief he turned sober and begged me to delete the video.
I gave him my word i would gladly delete it once it was safe to do so.
He listened and we both stepped out with him leading the way since he was closer to the door.
Once at the gate i turned on my phone to delete it but he wanted to delete it himself to be sure so i handed him the phone.
The moment he was done he quickly returned my phone and hurried off.
Without any video evidence i still reported the incidence to my mom and that was the last i ever saw of him till date.


So Ladies in the house share yours as i just did.

you registered on 31st January 2017 and on February 1st 2017 the only topic you could think of is "rape matter It is well.

oh God!!!

EgusiSoup:
Proud Igbo woman.

The Igbo race is proud of you Beyonce.

Yorubas has think they can claim you from us by publishing fake news.

A proud Mbaise woman.

hahaha, I couldn't help but to quote u...laugh wan kill me.

Eastwest:
ozoebuka this is why we will shut down lagos and most part of Nigeria on monday 6th, february 2017. enough is enough

That's nice but I will always be sincere even to my enemy.... I will not advise anyone I know, friend or foe to partake in that exercise...don't get me wrong, the idea to protest is the best option but in Nigeria here I doubt so...on that day, people will be killed and many will be arrested and all these people will termed "miscreants" and I wouldn't want anyone I know to fall under that category... Nigerian state at this moment is not worth anybody's life but I guess "some people must be sacrificed for the gods to be appeased" be watchful on that day, my candid advice.

he's had overdose of the power. thank God he grew tired of it.

I will simply go to the bank and demand that the bank manager should kuku kill me!!!

only a fool waits to be told of his predicament even it is glaring...I'm outta here mhen!!!

steal 1 billion and get 100 million bail... the biz is very lucrative in Nigeria...Lol.