₦airaland Forum

Lord jiva: ebuka d zoo boy! U sure say u get liver 2 get bb wit me? No go let ur mouth put u 4 trouble o.

i don die! So, na bb wey dem dey take know dos wey get liver? in case u wan know, I no get bb but my swagg dey ping"copyright"lol.

let me think about it...?? mtchewwww!

Metaphycist: luk who sed we sud post smtin reasonable,he's already dancing in d groove.

mr. inspector general of nairaland, am sorry!!! am now being monitored, no be small thing ooh!smh!

Ojingbe93: Sme 1 just got ha admission to masscon she av 57...GOD help me o

Are u serious?

Lord jiva: @chianya... U ar vry lucky dat u ar nt where i am nw 4 i wud av gave u d beatin of ur lyf 4 i am old enuf 2 b ur fada n if na real ground we dey fear nor go let u luk in2 my eyez let alone insultin jus pray we dnt meet durin our clearance or we receivin classes 2geda.

hahahahaha... we are online and u cant beat anyone. thats one of the advantages of chatting online.. please chianya, you can give him one more insult because am right behind you.. winks. lolzz

hi everybody, if i tell u guys dat am not bored i must be lying to you all, please can u all start posting something reasonable? plzz.. if u dont have something helpful to post, you better keep your finger at ease! imao.

freecocoa: Is that your status update on 2go?

Google can answer that question.

phyllix: 4 ya lil mind nau ooo...u dun D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ drink small staut!na ur tym sha...enjoy!

you talk 2much why? you must be a female commentator or a reporter! imao

Amtired: Not that I did not check it, I did but what I'm saw was ''MALPRACTICE CASE''
I did not involve in any form of malpractices and I wasn't caught in any negativity..
The exam was very peaceful and easy, I finished 3 minutes earlier..
But now I'm seeing MALPRACTICE CASE..

When I get home, I'll post my user name and password thanks .

Dont freak out just yet maybe you scored very high and thats why they are displaying that on your result. if i were u i wil start talking to GOD in prayers.

viccipedia: oboy take it easy we are human beings oooo kai wat course r u going for?

lol, are you trying to beef me?

phyllix: -yes BOSS!!

hahahaha.. I would've kicked your asss if you didnt reply with -boss-!

Amtired: I can feel the joy and groove in this friendly thread, keep it up guys.. The thread is really coming back to life..
Guys I'm still seeking for the mercy of God,for UNIBEN to release my post ume result.. I want to be happy as you guys,.. for the past four days now I've not been able to organise myself..
I'm disturb psychological, I don't know what to do though I've been praying and also contacting people for help..
Please, if you know someone who can help me please link your brother please please and please for the sake of God..
Seeking for admission for 4 years is not a joke, I know what I've passed through..
My eyes don see and body don tell me..
I don't want to wast another year after doing so well in Jamb and post Jamb, please I really need your help..
This is my number 08084113424.. God bless YOU..

i just pray you doesnt fall into the hands of desperate guys that will just take advantage of you, reading your text, just told me how desperate you are.. take it easy.

Bubemi: Wat is dis 1 na sayin?? Msheeew!

why are u poking your nose about like a fat woman? hahahaha. am bored though!

phyllix: -hahahahaahahahaahaaa!!!!sme1 is vexing oooo!!!

am not envious but i just laid out my heart...get dat.

Bawss1: You are free to return to the stone age

i never asked for a suggestion.

A country with a northern monster! hahahaha dats a perfect title!

Gabriel_sylar: 1.Mr green white and the aso dwarfs 2.the land where u rather kill urself than commit suicide 3.firstlady and her fellow widows 4.ojukwu ;the man who died but left his manhood with us.

hey man you aint gonna kill me with laughter... imao

freecocoa: 2go ke?

Ah your business must be for secondary school kids.

funny though, buh you sound pathetic.

nigerians are endowed with divine wisdom mostly the igbos and am so much loving this!!!

is it fusion or fission please if i can still remember, fusion deals with the addition of two molecules just to form a heavy one with a libration alot of energy and fission is the breaking up of a huge molecule just to form a two smaller once which is also accompanied by a huge release of energy... please @poster clarify me.. am sorry if i made any mistake.thanks

these will be the title of my movies if i happen to be given a chance to produce 1. a country where d wicked preaches unity. 2. a country where the inmate deceive themselves with the phrase -unity in diversity-. 3. a country where the tribe that doesnt want the country to disintegrate are the onces causing disintegrate. 4. a country where only one tribe doesnt want a peaceful disintegration.. i know that these my titles are too long to be a title but i like it that way! am bored.

I'M just tired with these applications! after downloading this one 2day, 2morrow another 3 applications will land!! am just tired.

Lord jiva: Pharmacy candidates pls identify urself wit ur scores i got 72 in pume n 66 aggregate i knw by GOD grace i am holdin d key 2 d department

Guy whats ya problem? youve been mention that since!!! okay, let me tell u that pharmacy wouldnt be more than 6o they might even bring it down.. please stay calm! i dont mean any insult oo

Discussion forum guys... i love uniben because they do things mostly on merit... as i heard oo.. but in all i thank GOD as still wait for his another miracle, because he likes doing hard things! happy matric to all us.amen.

fair guys should vote for fair guy and black dudes should vote for black dude and u guys should just shove aside this gay of a thing!!! this is just for fun... get dat into ya heads!

am bored! but chillaz all da way!!!

Roland17: Am not disappointed my vote --i--h-l'- is not listed above, am not suprised either cos i don't think she would have loved that either, despite the aura of beauty she exumes physically and mentally...

am bored! but chillaz all da way!!!

they should just declare them -dead or alive- wanted and place a price on who ever will catch them because these guys are wicked! tomorrow now they will appear on tv and start to preach unity, prosperity and progress when they have taken it all to themselves! wicked monsterz!!!

reasons why confession of is a perfect idea1. when u want to sin and remember that u will confess that sin to somebody, u have no other option than to 4get about the sin. 2. May i remind u guys that , any sin u 4give in this world wil be 4given in heaven and any sin u didnt 4give in this world wont be 4given.... That is Gods word to his apostles and our apostles 2day are priests! 3. Every other church in this world that is not a catholic is like that prodigal son in da bible that left his fathers house the earlier they return, the better 4 them! Catholic wil never fall even if satan come out by himself and start to fight us because catholic was made by Jesus and he said that no power wil be able to defeat us! Thank God that am a catholic and its a pity that most of dont know how fortunate they are just because they are a catholic.

Go and sell da car and do something good with da money! stop those managements!

the last time i checked arsenal is still among da best clubs in europe but i assure all haterz dat we will be breaking walls this season!!! podoski and giroud are just the beginning of trophy in arsenal... i need a bet -arsenal will be ending their trophy drought this season- we are still da best club in england, we play real football, and we entertain our fans.. arsenal till i die!

There is a monster in a country called nigeria it was created in 20th century but it wont survive da 21 century and that monster is in da northern part of da country and these monsters are called anti-biafran! am bored.