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themonk:
Anyway i dont really blame them because we live in a society where all information about love climaxes in sex. When you hear or see a caption such as "Man proposes to girlfriend after 10 years of dating". Reactions to that caption will be "so he has been banging the kpekus for 10 years" or when you are male and you have a valuable relationship with a female the reaction will be like "so you have been friendzoned".
Sex is now seen as a necessary ingredient in any male-female relationship. This society construct makes people feel they should get the gold medal (sex) whenever they have any interaction with the opposite sex. Its now a state of mind.

Spot On!

Spaxon:
For how long will u continue deactivating?

Happy New Year!

How do u do?

LesbianBoy:
It was crystal palace that laid the template oga

Maybe but it's not a winning template if it doesn't yield the result.

Salah just had to score. The new Fab 4: Firminho, Salah, Mane & Ox have all scored.

FUTO...good one. A proud alumnus

I've been very impressed with Ndidi. On the evidence of this game, Leicester have someone to fill Kante's shoes

XVIER:
DSTV are frauds after subscribing today cos of champions league and EPL and NFPL. They just cleared the E-16 error showing on my TV since morning. Foolish people

Have you tried clearing it?

BiggyBanty:
u think u wise abi, u save the only conscious girl to avoid bloodstains on ur suit and car.
why didn't u thought of saving the unconscious ones who needs immediate attention.
pastor u are a Gospel Herdsmen.

It's either you didn't read or you lack comprehension

I now said we need to move them to hospital.I carried the 4 injured unconciuos children into my Suv,trew all my suits and loads out to accomodate their only concious sister and told the young pastor with me to drive them to hospital.

aieromon:
Pogback finally stepped up and showed class.

A three man midfield isn't too bad if Pogback is allowed to storm forward like he did tonight.

That's what I've been asking for. Man U is at her best when Pogba is unchained linking up the midfield and the attack

3 man midfield relieves him of his defensive duties so he can do what he does best

freebuddy:
Thank God I finally found the key of my bus.
Blind come in for Lingard.

Must we park bus, eh Mourinho?

I tire o

zion69:
Top football club Real Madrid were beaten blue and black yesterday following their loss to almighty Barcelona.

Now the photo below shows year 2000 squad of real Madrid and year 2017 squad.

Based on the performance of 2017 squad yesterday and year 2000 squad.. Who would you pick?

If it were the year 2000 squad Barcelona played yesterday, what do you think will be the out come?
USE the comment box below.

Credit : Zion Adebisi Blog


Source : http://zionadebisi.com/compare-this-real-madrid-squad-of-year-2000-and-2017-following-their-lost-to-barcelona-yesterday/

This is not the year 2000 squad

Spaxon:
I'm begining to adapt

Ok

How are you today? Any plans for this festive season

sirBLUNT:
there are 5 love languages which are:
1: ACT OF SERVICE:
2: WORDS OF AFFIRMATION
3: GIFT
4: QUALITY TIME
5: PHYSICAL TOUCH
which of the above is your love language? do u love GIFT is that how u feel loved?
do u always wants to spent QUALITY TIME wit boo is dat how u feel loved?
do u always wana hear that does positive n insipring words dat wil ginger u frm boo wen he says does words do u feel loved?
or do u always want hubby to help u in the kitchen instead of crossing legs n watching tv u knw giv u dat little helping hands to make the house chores wel dats ACTS OF SERVICE do u feel love dat way?
lastly does physical touches in the right places...cuddle up al nyt u dnt realy mind wel dats how u feel loved..
WHAT IS YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE?

Nice. One of my favorite subjects. I've always believed an understanding of temperament and primary love language will help any relationship blossom be it Parent/Child, Husband/Wife, Boss/Subordinate or just friends

Spaxon:
Cholerics are bossy
I don't like em a bit

Yeah, could be domineering and difficult to work with but they still have their good sides

Spaxon:
You're 100% introversive

Little Correction: Mel/Phleg or Phleg/Mel (like myself) are 100% introversive

Cholerics are outgoing & outspoken

Spaxon:
Lol...... I'm a threat o

I have a cousin that was like that. When the spirit would come upon her, we won't know what to do with her. OLX no dey that time we for don put am there

Thank God she has outgrown it - like Lahaye said weaknesses can be worked upon

Using my Bitcoin to chase altcoins

I can help think what would have been had I hodl my Bitcoin

Spaxon:
Regret giving myself to Alcohol......
Regret ever venturing into a Relationship...
Regret late night partying.....
Regret Rejecting my aunts invitation to spend the Holidays with her in Peru.
Regret ignoring people on social media....... ESP Nairaland (it's personal )......



I'm single and I hate it .............
So fucking hate it...........


That's all........

Hmmm...hopefully the lessons have been learnt

P.S. If you hate being single the chances are that you will settle for less i.e. @bolded will repeat itself

What about singlehood do you hate?

Spaxon:
San-Mel

Wow...your mood swing no go get part 2 o

Spaxon:
I'm very learned in that subject......

I read more of Tim LaHaye's books ...

9ce

So what's your temperament?

Modified: I just saw it in your comment above

BiafraBushBoy:
I saw a thread hit frontpage https://www.nairaland.com/4062678/deeper-life-bible-church-cult#60584621 and I decided to write this.

I have known Deeper Life Bible Church, and it is over twenty years. Tho I don’t often attend church services that much due to hustle on Sunday, but I have some Facts to make known to make.

Do you want to hear things that people won’t tell you about deeper life bible church? Sit tight and listen.

Pastor W.F. Kumuyi has corrected some of his mistakes in the past as regards doctrine

In a bid to maintain strict discipline during the early days of the church, a lot of strict doctrines were introduced. These doctrines didn’t come with consequences like people portrayed, but were just preventive measures to some common sins.
The television was banned, not because it was bad, but because it would give room for the devil to corrupt the mind.

“If your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off, and throw it away from you.” Matthew 5: 30.

Right now the Television is now used to transmit the pastor’s message all over the world. He realized that God gave humans the spirit of “FREE WILL” and he urged members to make use of it the right way.

Pastor Kumuyi doesn’t have a personal Bank Account

It might interest you to know that the General Overseer of Deeper Life Bible Church does not have his own personal bank account. He is under the church budget, and likewise other full-time pastors. He feeding, dressing, logistics is budgeted monthly by the church. He has no personal property, investments, and all he has is owned by the church.

One of the Criteria to become a full-time pastor is age
If you haven’t reached the age to retire from active government service, you can never become a full-time pastor in Deeper Life Bible church. Full-time pastors serve as State Coordinators, Regional Overseers, and of cause the General Overseer. Other positions are occupied by pastors who are still working and are not under the church financial budget.


Several Church Laws have been abolished by the General Overseer
In his recent messages, Pastor W.F. Kumuyi has preached against the enforcement of church laws that have no root in the Bible. Popular examples remain the Turban being worn in the church, the financial capabilities of a man before he gets married, and many other relating to technological advancements.
In many of his recent messages, he has preached against church leaders enforcing laws on members that would force them to drop their faith. His main focus was on the marriage committee of the church.

Holiness and Salvation is preached every Sunday
If you aren’t comfortable with someone preaching to you about Holiness, Salvation, Repentance, Restitution every Sunday, then don’t bother coming to church. That is the foundation of the church doctrine, and it will never change.

Deeper Life doesn’t sing and dance on Sundays because…
If you have been wondering why the church service on Sundays doesn’t come with dancing and singing, the answer is simple.
“It will weaken the body; make people fall asleep and tired when the real message about going to heaven is about being preached. We have a day to praise God for singing and praises, and that is during the Thursday revival service” Pastor W.F. Kumuyi explaining to BBC World.

Financial Prosperity is never the Topic of any Message
No pastor would come up the pulpit to preach about financial prosperity as a Sunday Message. The church focuses on “Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and every other thing shall be added unto you”

Tithes and offering are collected and sent to the headquarters
Once it gets to the Church headquarters, it is redistributed to various states for the maintenance of churches in the state. If any Church project needs to be carried out, the amount is split according to the capability of members of the churches inside the same country.
No matter how long it takes to get the donations, the church will never seek donations from outside the church. That was the reason it took the church 5 years to complete the headquarters at Gbagada.

Finally, Laying of hands is not allowed in the Church

Pastors pray from their pulpit and miracle happens. "It doesn't matter if you are close or not to a sick person. God is still in the habit of answering the prayers of the righteous" Pastor W.F. Kumuyi.

Ask me any question and I will give you unbiased answers.

Why is laying of hands not allowed when it's scriptural