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Batch B calling, just got a call from my supervisor telling me that I have been cleared. Gosh what a feeling.

WinnieDPooh: Ok sweery there is no light now when the light is on later i will bring the HD to your place so that we can view it together.

Job

Situation report;- to all BSU student, this is to inform y'all that the senate of the school have done justice to our result and probably by next week, departments will start sending their list to the DSA for onward movement to NYSC. Fingers crossed we will make it.

You people keep forgetting that stella damasus is no saint, so why treat her this way. Remember most people have done things worse than what she did. Though I was disappointed with what she did but I still love her.

WinnieDPooh: Sweery you didnt do anything bad ok i was just viewing you from my HD...

Ok, but I don't only ike you viewing me from your HD, but to bring your HD to me so dat we can view it together.

WinnieDPooh: Hmnn Pablo aimar

Did I do anything bad?

Hello y'all, how has your day been, hope y'all are enjoying the weather? This weather is simply just for sex $ sleep. Very cold $ I love it this way.

WinnieDPooh: And by the way An0nimous sweery i need you close to my bed asap my Baby is not around

So just because I went out to take care of our future, you have decided to cheat on me, why? #crying my eyeballs out#

WinnieDPooh: Oooohhh the rain was so heavy, the weather is so cold i'm just alone on my bed.,..now i wish he was right here arrrrrrhhhhhhh

You don't have to scream for it anymore, I said I'm sorry for leaving you all alone at home. I thought it won't rain, anyway there's always a next time.

Morning everyone, how was your night, hope y'all enjoyed every bit of it? Well... Thank GOD for the gift of life. To all graduates of BSU, you should not be bothered about jamb number as long as you have your jamb slip that carries your jamb registration number. And pls do submit that number to the person responsible for it @ your department for onward movement to DSA.
Batch B 2013 noni

Helenqollinz: Gud mornin o all my darlings dm.Pablo,hw fa?

Hello, how are u today, I just called my source in the DSA $ I was told that the compilation of batch B mobilisation list has begun $ they are awaiting the list from various departments, I was even told that they intend to send over the list to NYSC HQ in abuja on or before wednesday of next week. That's the latest news I've got today.

WinnieDPooh: Now playing Dance floor by 2Face... meehn this music is so onpoint Tubaba is the best musician Nigeria has i dont think he will ever fade his songs enters the soul

Ever heard of the word "classic", that's what you can use to describe it. Play african queen an you will get peolple still nodding to the lyrics of the song. That's what classic music it.

Charles Shaw: What course did u study Bruv??
RELIGION AS OPIUM OF THE MASSES is Marxist.
It is known to us in PoliticalScience as Marxism.

I studied biz mgt in school but took a course in sociology dept as an elective in my first year, but I have my younger bro that studied sociology in school, so dats where the whole marxism stuff emanated in our house.

Hello everyone, I hope y'all are doing fine, I've not contributed anything today because I was busy amending a relationship that's on the verge of total collapse, feeling so fly as I had a wonderful time with that special someone close to my heart. Batch B 2013 tins on point.

An0nimus: Simple question Charles: Are you a Christian?

If its because of what charles said that you are asking if he is a Christian, then you must hear this.... What he said about "religion is the opium of the masses", all sociologist normally say such things. Its what they learnt in school. I believe the course is simply "sociology of religion". Ask any sociologist he will clarify you.

Alenkakent: Sheit, I'm so damn worried abt this mobilizatn iss. I've met all d requirements but how wld I b sure if I'd be mobilized for batch B? And if I will, how will I be sure that OAU senate wld approve results in time? My heart be like "go ahead and start buyin NYSC camping materials but" my head be like,"u gotta be sure first." (HEAD BLOWS OFF)

You just have to take tins easy, there is still time to buy your camping materials, probably middle of next month NYSC mobilisation list will be pasted in schools partaking in the exercise, that's when you will know if you are going for the exercise or not. God willing ur name be included this means u still got one full month to buy your stuffs.

Aiyaaaa, I pity congo, well make dem no vex with us as no be our fault, we bin want take am easy with dem but as cote d'ivoire come beat us. $ dat loss be our first in two years. Dats why we carry vex play this match. My congolese brethren make una no vex.

m'corazon:
hehehehe,no wahala,make i begin plan as i go tk fry garri wey i go carry go camp abeg

You too funny, I mean... Seriously, you want carry garri go NYSC camp? Mehn, na you go be the first corper to do such tin o.

Charles Shaw: including face Like Bance.
Abeg wich gurl be dat?
Is she a member of this house?

Is she a Playgirl?
iHope it's not who am thinking??

Guyn you no get conscience at all, with all these people body parts wey I put together describe person you still dey add bance face? Haaa!!! olorun maje, if na girl carry such scary face, no be demon be dat?. And if she de this house, dem for don close this thread since.

How can you have head like GERVINHO, lips like JOSEPH YOBO, eyes like SEGUN ARINZE, ear like MERLIN $still claim to be sexy.

Helenqollinz: @Pablo,tnks dear 4 d info.Our names will b on d list in Jesus name but Pablo,when do they intend pastin d list nd results at least so dat one can know his/her stand.

Pasting of result is according to the depts but the pasting of the mobilisation list is universal, check the NYSC time-table. You will see the date when it will be pasted. I believe its next month 16th or so...

Afternoon mate, for students from BSU makurdi, just got an information from a reliable source from the office of the DSA. Saying that "as from next week monday, various departments will start sending their candidates to them for mobilisation cos in two weeks time they will submit the master list to NYSC in abuja."

doushyie: so wetin u kon do? i guess na nite dis 1 shelle?

Na my pillow I squeeze last night o as e don late to call someone to cool me off

Uniquexty: u ehe. U wan tell me say, u look them pass? U c ur cousin dey bang wuman, konji no hold u? U even find sleep dey sleep? Ah ah, my brother.... Na graduates dey dix room o. Do u mind telling us exactly what happened? While we await the arrival of the time table.

Yes, konji hold me but I no be the type wey dey like group sex, colleagues, e no easy to see tin like dat $ no get one to cool u down. Though I have been in dat kind of scene b4 but it was during day time $ I did what I have to do. By going out $ get a girl to cure the konji for me

Good morning house mates, how was your night, hope y'all slept well? I really envy you guys cos as for me I didn't, a cousin of mine came to my room by then I was fast asleep, he came along with his girl, b4 I could know it, he woke me up from my sleep $ demanded for a pack of condom from me. I was so surprise when I saw him using it on his girl on the floor of my room that I had to excuse them, I slept in our couch in the sitting room but its not as thesame as my loving bed. All this scenario took place in the early hours of 1 a:m

Helenqollinz: Gud mrnin house mates.Pablo,any info yet?

Nah, but we are expecting something today, fingers crossed it happens.

doushyie: Abeg banga na sure soup oh it purgeth not try it out in a warri buka dey serve it in a local pot wit correct sea & land creatures....oops saliavatin
@ Charles hw u go wt ur absu waka?

*already having watery mouth*

doushyie: Abeg banga na sure soup oh it purgeth not try it out in a warri buka dey serve it in a local pot wit correct sea & land creatures....oops saliavatin
@ Charles hw u go wt ur absu waka?

*already haing watery mouth*

Charles Shaw: Ok o!
iKnow u gat fwenz working there but iCan feel u applying discreetion in all u gat to say but is all Good

Discretion, How? Pls brief me about what u think I am doing

Charles Shaw: Correct Man.
Maybe wen i get to camp i'll v a taste of Banga soup frm mami.
But 4 nw, na my GARRI sure pass

Na for camp you want taste banga soup? Why you no try any ijaw, itshekiri, ikwale people wey get bukka. Cos I doubt if dem go dey mammy o

Charles Shaw: Boss please share with us sum of d things u'v heard, Am all ears Biko.
Do they do 'BUSH THINGS' ?

Yeah, but not in the bush o, like I said the bush tins is for camp where security are tight but outside camp... U go fear na.


Jokes apart, te state is very nice

Charles Shaw: Boss please share with us sum of d things u'v heard, Am all ears Biko.
Do they do 'BUSH THINGS' ?

Lolz, dats not what I'm hearing, what I heard was that the state is very nice $ also those serving there testified that tins there are good, even the flexing life in the town as well. Well... The bush tins is just for camp where security are tight. And finally, I have friends working in that town.