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Wonder shall never end.....hoodlums don gather mind or...mayb dea are affliated with boko haram

ALKARULEZZ:
DELTA STATE UNIVERSITY
ABRAKA, NIGERIA
SPECIAL EDITION

Official Bulletin

NOTICE TO ALL DELSU STUDENTS
Following the directive of the management of the Delta State University that lectures should commence on Monday 12th Jan 2015, students are hereby informed that lectures would commence in all departments on Monday 12th Jan, 2015.

To ensure compliance, lecturers have been directed to give out assignments and conduct tests for their students between Tuesday 13th and Friday 16th Jan 2015. Any student who fails to comply with the above directive does so at his or her academic peril.

Please, ensure compliance..
End!

Please coordinators of different departments should disseminate this vital information.

Cc
Morkavictor
Epaul
Akposy
Pabloairmar

story for sango

ALKARULEZ615:
d great baba..... Ayiri inlaw like U

hahahahahah I pway oh

ALKARULEZ615:
lol baba mi..... Na u me take am resemble na

How ur end?

fine oh...na u me dea look up to na

ALKARULEZ615:
Weed

Baba...u jur dea everywhere...u b MTN oh

D people thAt have organised to impeach him are all traitors...dea are d people behind d boko haram insurgency...#shekina

TunjiMsp:
Nigerians will always come first, since paying tithe here is a way Of purifying their stolen money

do not judge man.....are u God?

Umughene:
I opened delsuonline.com,nd d portal 4 payment of acceptance fee is opened,does this mean payment of acceptance fee has started.plzzz i nid info

NO....calm down

DehtahGeh:
seriously?

yes of course

I was in church yesterday,actually twas d first Sunday so also it had been schedule as our thanks giving day,ppl came out to give thanks to d lord with lots of testimonial,among all d testimony given,I noticed some funny ones.....they are:
1. I was driving motor before but now am driving car
2.I was in a commercial bus nd d seat collapsed,many ppl were injured but I came out sound
3.I am a year older today so as my grand mom hu is about 130years...shuuuu
Can't just remember d rest of Dem......would love to see urs.

Chiboks gal.....osoufia in London....university graduate.....landlord daughter....dea are countless

dechandel: I will be ready in a minute

When i haven't even made a clear choice on what to wear.

hmmmmmm really?

ALKARULEZ615: Racism is when u wash ur white shirt b4 d black one

lol

Racism is wen u prefer light skin gal Dan dark gal

D sex has been reigning since 1507....

ALKARULEZ615: .

Lol....u harsh oh

emmyskies: Find both interesting. Both should be sweet to do. It is to the glory of GOD you praise and worship. It is not to yourself you praise and worship, but you should enjoy doing both including prayer to the glory of GOD

hmmmm......nice anyway

Kefetjey: pls is pre degree form out?

wait till December

ALKARULEZ615: over 2.5 package

normally na

ALKARULEZ615: baba u nor dey sleep? U stil jack reach 6am...u harsh pon d mara o

Jack ke... I b Micheal Jackson junior brother?

we go Peel dier back steady

ALKARULEZ615: brotherly... me jur taya o... I was lyk "shuuo!" wen I heard it o

Na Oghene protection win am dis period ooo

yes oh.....seriously I was like better shuuu oh...because d tin surprise me gan.... how person wey just finish exam which day go just kick geepee tank like dat

nofij: Pdite

nawa oh wen dat one apen name...shuuuu

which do u prefer while in church.... praise or worship.....which one do u find interesting dat got u into d spirit.... for me I would go for worship....I don't know about u

hmmmmmm

ALKARULEZ615: xplanation...rily?

Yes oh

ALKARULEZ615: fixed

And drop ur GP abeg

#team_1st Class

Pabloairmar, Astronautog and d odas wud bear me witness

wats happening here....I need an explanation

Iceg: jst admitted to study med and surg.....great delsu...tnk u lord

nice one bro

ALKARULEZ615: u harsh o

lol

Na her mata... being d richest or not won't stop ebola in d territory

sexyfunkky: U didn't tell me thanks abi?

wat about me?

ALKARULEZ615: lol...are u kidding me?

d funniest joke earth had even heard of.....