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Does MTN have separate data plan for SIV or are u just trying to advertise yourself that u just got a second-hand version of the phone?

Now I see why you're worried.

By the way, a taste of your Big Vajina might save the day...

I definitely agree with that of Kim K and her lover boy Kanye, but as for others, it's still a matter of debate

OMG!!!!!

Funniest comment so far.....rotlmao

Caracta: It is not even the colour...it is the shape of the head. If you are not fine, you are not fine, even if you change to rainbow

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If this is exactly how you got the email, then pls be careful cos I noticed some small typographical errors which a normal company of such magnitude would be very careful to avoid

galactico70: Any1 whu has mortal kombat 9 available for swap,pls reply me here or call me 08176452170

I've got MK9 and I'm ready to sell or swap it...

baibijay: Not judging, just saying a guy who knows his ways around ladies wouldn't
cluelessly run online while a lady is laying right beside him,

Communication involves asking her what is wrong, telling her that you
are disappointed though, telling her how you thought it would be,
understand her own side, accepting that even if she doesn't want sex it
doesn't warrant the distance.

You can search Google for 'communicating with a woman' since you have no
clue.

And did you just ask if I want a trial? Well, No, thanks. . .

If you are finding hard it to handle the lady there, you 'definitely'
cant handle me.....

1000 likes for this comment....the best yet

Interested

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interested...55k

O.michael.O:
lol. I can't use my money to buy something bitter!!

On a more serious note, most bitter things usually contain vitamins that are very beneficial to the body.

From your comments, there are two likely possibilities:

According to you: ...which I told her we should meet at my place on Sunday and since then she's almost killed me with billing

1. She probably must have seen things in your house to spur that greed in her. Believe me, I once had a girl like that.

2. She probably must have been pushed by friends or acquaintaces and might also want to get a quick bite at you before she runs off.

Finally, I think her attitude does not describe her as a virgin...oboy, that girl eye don tear!

I don't think he'd really value it cos he can afford much more

Thanks OP for the advice. Well noted

Jus what I need

Nope! Ȋ̝̊̅̄t̶̲̥̅̊ won't work.


...But seriously....
Did Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ have to come on nairaland just to ask this, when Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ could easily have tried Ȋ̝̊̅̄t̶̲̥̅̊ out ƒör yourself?

what games do you have and give their price range.

Women aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ just too complicated. If Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ Cƣƪ her, she'll say Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ bug her, if Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ don't she'll say Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ aint taking her seriously. Abeg OP, do am as e reach Ūя̲̅ belle, ¢α̣π'†̥ shout

The police in Sapele, yesterday, saved an hermaphrodite who is partly man and partly woman, from being lynched by a mob, when the figure suddenly showed up along New Ogorode road, by Total Filling Station, in Sapele.

An eye witness said the incident led to traffic jam along Sapele/Warri ever busy expressway and the New Ogorode road as commuters and drivers stopped to catch a glimpse.

When Vanguard visited the scene, the fellow was completely naked, with hair covering most part of the body and a mustached face like a man but with a pair of big size breasts dangling on the chest as well as female and male private parts side by side in the pubic area.

Shortly the crowd began to swell as more people trooped in to catch a glimpse until some attempted to lynch the fellow but for the timely intervention of the police who arrived the scene and whisked the fellow away in a police car.

At the Sapele Police Area Office where the fellow was taken, he identified himself as Pastor Henry Enuta but refused to disclose his mission nor why he was naked. All efforts to get words from him by newsmen failed as the fellow only occasionally shook his head regretably.

The DPO of the Sapele Police Station, CSP Kenneth Akubue confirmed the rescue of the fellow.

♍♈ brother, na U̶̲̥̅̊ spend the moni by yourself in the first place ‎​§☺ its your Call, do as U̶̲̥̅̊ pls.

Don't bug your head about anything as the man in question has neither been suspended nor removed from office. Even the claim that his wife went to Channels to make complaints has been rebuffed by Channels TV as not only untrue but misleading. Enjoy yourself with the '♍♈ oga on top' statement while U̶̲̥̅̊ still can

Dyt: We dey take am buy d1ldo cos una no dey satisfy us