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Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 6:49pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jayceon:
why SA businesses are in the jungle??

















Ehhhhh








To civilize primitive creatures,yep you stuck in 10000000000000BC lol
hahahahahahahaha gringringringrin .
Stop.haha just stop.is it that you think with that THING between your too LEFT legs or you type with your anus,which ever,it's ridiculous.



We have shopping malls far bigger than your "short rice" or whatever you call it.

Remember even in recession,we still are the boss in business.

Sniffy sniffy
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 6:37pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jayceon:
you mean like how human heads,tongues etc are in great demand in Makoko and Enugu? Help me out here I'm trying to think like subhuman west african creatures....wait a minute...tree-swinging apes don't think lool
i agree with you on this. Reason why your shaka brain-dead king advice your men to fight without shoes,or why would your zuma 'think' virgins are anti viral drugs?so my boy you see all your leaders have been apes since the advent of the boers,infact long before their arrival.
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 5:45pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jayceon:
so bruh you are calling innocent little who probably can't judge from right and wrong junkies?so according to you it's these girls' fault that they were kidnapped and forced to work as sex slaves?

AS I WAIT FOR EXCUSES....
hush baby...didn't mean to squash your emotions.

You mean kidnapped in their own country,hehehe.but you 'don' sniff?

The law of demand and supply.
We needed your cash,but all you demanded were drugs and more of it.so what to do??
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 5:31pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jayceon:
while you are still fantasizing about the impossible SA businesses are booming all over your terrorists infested jungle and africa as a whole, how many selfies did you take at Shopriye today?or did you escape the jungle?
i must commend your masters,they know exactly how to play their cards.when they discoverd that your HIV ravaged population had a negative growth,they had to run for their dear lives.hehe funny you.

Just name the business that are booming,and i would counter it with our own indigenous businesses making waves internationally.

But why would your companies run to a ''jungle''countryhuh
Shooting yourself on your manhood is the consequence of not......emm
btw:have you sniffed banggggged.?? ?
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 5:10pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jayceon:
you will have to be in numbers in order to colonize Africa ,you do breed like rats that i'll give you.the sad part is that when your women crap out more useless babies the Indonesian on the other side are reducing the population of gorillas,isn't SAA operating in Nigeria? That sound like colonization to me,your 'leaders' have been complaning saying that the white man left them early and that's why your 'giant of africa' looks like an outdoor toilet,they have been calling for re-colonization for a while now, let's hope their prayers are heard

I can see it hurts deep inside that SA does not recognize the 'role' you played during SA's hard times,stop crying boy I told you to logoff nairaland,you need to rest

We took your $9.3million from your pathetic government that was meant for the weapons to fight boko haram,the weapons were never delivered and we never payed your money back...so what are you gonna do about it suckers? Just because west african gorillas are abnormally big that does not mean we fear them,what are you gonna do now?you thinking of crying xenophobia?huahahaha

Fvcking kwerekweres
but we're currently eating your over $300milion,now that sounds to me more painful than the peanut ur nuckle head zuma seized.

Meanwhile,we are still on the case,your fraudulent mtn for years illegaly sent their profits to za. that too we will eat from.
In naija we call it #chop and clean mouth.

Note this:never qoute me without first sniffing something,or ble#ping some ''innocent virgs''.i just discorvered that it does great wonders to your brain.


One of the beauties of life is migration.reason why the boers are ur masters.if our teachers don't migrate to SA,sure she would have to fall under the hands of the boers a second time.but we nigerians reject that,we will deal with them cos no one hurts ourbrothers and goes free,even when our brothers tend to behave like nuckle heads.
HealthRe: HELP!! How Can I Get Rid Of The Keloid Scar On My Head? by pacretus(m): 4:56pm On Oct 19, 2016
Mztadhee:
Its been over three years that I got hit on a side of my head by a rolling fan. Even though I got the cut treated immediately at a clinic, the wound healed up to form an ugly keloid scar. I was advised to remove it surgically about a year ago, but it has regenerated into a bigger and awful scar. I have tried my hands on couple of cream, and have been injected on the scar spot once, but all seems not to be bringing forth the desired result..


Fellow Nairalanders, kindly offer appropriate tips to help remove this horrible keloid. Thanks.
try using salt on it.wet the salt a little and put on the surface,if it falls off use rope or a tape to tie it.

It will drain the water inside.then the spot will shrink.
Try it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 4:28pm On Oct 19, 2016
my apology to the southafricans here,we're brothers,we have nothing absolutely nothing to compete for,we are great you are great as well.we are the trigger of africa and you are the bullet,lets keep cool.

@jayceon hope you haven't gone comatose.

I'm done here.
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 4:18pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jayceon:
look at the garbage you type and you will see who is the fool here, I know this is a military thread but that does not mean I'm not allowed to post about the atrocities commited by your brothers when they are in foreign lands.....there is something very very wrong with your people bruh
thanks for admitting that you have been a fo*l all along.so sad you just realised it,but i understand,you probably thought you were raping a virgin or sniffing some substance.


Don't worry about my brothers doing business over there,they would stop when our teachers are done teaching your teens,that contrary to the belief of the leader zuma,virginity is the pride of we africans,and drugs are detrimental to a healthy living.
Why not accept the fact that your country is filled with junk!e citizens and stop blaming nigerians,eehn why? Son of a junk!e
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m):
Jayceon:
side effects of generator fumes in Makoko and Enugu


Mumugerians are the most deluded,backward,gullible creatures that ever walked the surface of the Earth that's why they celebrate escalators in 21st centuary....huahahaha

Hey ape!!!!! You are making me tired with your fantasies

Don't you have witches to burn?
Go out there and have fun

Aren't you supposed to be fighting your religious/tribal wars with your fellow countrymen? Lol
No no.i don't indulge in such low games,but my best game is shooting xenophobic f*ols like you.

You said we are poor ,but we have africas biggest economy.even in recession our economy still a double of yours.

We control africas entertainment industry.
We built nollywood while you wasted generation where busy hoping from tree to tree shooting birds.

Your citizens had to run to nigeria to seek spiritual solution to their HIV status.while on it they died and nothing happened.
We will colonise your southafrica very very soon,the process has already started.
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 3:41pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jayceon:
And a butthurt Gorilla comes to the rescue of his fellow 'industrious developers'......save your breath buddy.......

You can console yourself with the hogwash fantasy you just typed,there is nothing you can do at this moment, the bad reputation of your stinking/God-forsaken fourth world poo hole is well documented the world over.....damn you gorillas are now being deported by ethiopians?? Life must be tough in the jungle for one to think ethiopia of all countries is save to settle in. Your brothers are being executed in Indonesia,malaysia,etc they treat the banana peeling subhumans accordingly that side of the world

I wonder why your pathetic 'leaders' haven't labelled them 'xenophobic'.....ohhh wait....SA is not allowed to put apes in the cages where they belong,if we put gorillas in cages the jungle government will demand compensation,Badluck Jonathan was here a while back,he was shocked by the number of naaaaigerian chimpanzees in SA prisons

You spoke of handouts? Huahahahaha.....how much did the US government give your blood-sucking 'government' to eradicate poverty in your terrorists infested jungle again? How does it feel to be a charity case of the west? Emasculating isn't it?

Good luck trying to convince people that there are good naaaigerians...I have a chance of seeing a unicorn before I see such' some of your brothers try to act South African down here because they are ashamed of the hell they came from,but their ugly west african features always betray them....YOU CAN'T HIDE....huahahaha

Bruh just logoff nairaland for a day...you need a break
lol.what i saw in your post were symptoms of insanity.
We got ur ass fixed when your white masters were busy shooting you guys for a game.

Don't forget, your women demand,we supply.
Hope you know your status?hehe
HIV and CRIME infested country.
You bunch of lazy zulus will forever be inferior to we nigerians,yes we control africa,and very soon we shall colonize her including the mumu Crime infested nation.
Ooh our major hinderance would be your masters the boers who still control you dregs of africa.no no no america really doesn't give to the Govt.they only wanna play politics by giving aid to the less priviledged, affected by the war.so unlike the unfortunate,wasted generation of shaka the insane zulu.whose descandants are so dull to the extent of inviting nigerians to teach them.
Yes we also teach southafricans who have become too dull to learn.we had to do it to save the youths who were taught to rape virgins for protection against HIV and aids at the request of their leaders.
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 2:16pm On Oct 19, 2016
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 1:46pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jayceon:
The west african gorillas are at it again.......

The hawks (a South African special unit) caged wide nostrils,red-eyed,armpits-smelling,flat headed,banana peeling Nigerian chimpanzees. The three subhuman apes were caught this past Sunday trufficking girls as sex slaves,they are expected to face a R100-million fine and spend the rest of their cheap worthless lives in prison,their horrible names are not mentioned,west african gorrilla names are usually long so I understand why they are not mentioned


Death penalty is the answer,the cages we put them in have ran out of space now,#BRINGBACKDEATHPENALTY

NCAN (name-checking association of nigeria)
You have a task to fullfill

Below is the picture of the creatures

No one with half a brain would look these things in the eye and tell me that they are humans

To think we are forced to live with these things in our societies.......
those guys in the pic look so handsom and well built,if i were you, i would refrain from calling W.Africans(Nigerians) apes.because:
its only in southern africa(Za)
*a king thinks going to battle bare footed would guarantee victory.
*in 21 century,a head of state thinks virginity is the cure to HIV.
*people rape children to death.

Interestingly it was a southafrican woman who was kept in a zoo in france and used to entertain people.even after her death her genital and brain were still kept in a museum.

Even if all your men hate us,your women will forever love us.
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by pacretus(m): 12:10pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jayceon:
The west african gorillas are at it again.......

The hawks (a South African special unit) caged wide nostrils,red-eyed,armpits-smelling,flat headed,banana peeling Nigerian chimpanzees. The three subhuman apes were caught this past Sunday trufficking girls as sex slaves,they are expected to face a R100-million fine and spend the rest of their cheap worthless lives in prison,their horrible names are not mentioned,west african gorrilla names are usually long so I understand why they are not mentioned


Death penalty is the answer,the cages we put them in have ran out of space now,#BRINGBACKDEATHPENALTY

NCAN (name-checking association of nigeria)
You have a task to fullfill

Below is the picture of the creatures

No one with half a brain would look these things in the eye and tell me that they are humans

To think we are forced to live with these things in our societies.......
you've gone m a d.This guy needs a medal for all the poo in his anûs he's been typing.

What could be more stu pid than arguing with youself.why not apply the little sense left in you,by becoming more resourceful with the time you've got. your''beloved'' country needs creative minds not deluded ones.

Nigerians ain't lazy people,we believe in doing something to earn a living not some government handouts which only breeds lazy fellows.if your citizens weren't junkies,my brothers won't sell them drugs.it's a matter of demand and supply,and u would only grab my point if u were taught economics in school.



Weapons will only guaranty 50% victory in war.the rest is determined by you economy,and politics well played.
Whatever you boast of today were the creativity of your white masters.what progress have you made since ANC came to power.?
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 8:04pm On Oct 18, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Sure.. But it will be in the living room though tongue
no no, livn room not allowed,its only in the other roomgrin
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 9:46pm On Oct 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin I waaaaaant twin ooo... As long it's interracial wink
whatever ur need be,i garit.
Just say yes to me nd wonders will sara.

But do u lik albinos.?
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 9:44pm On Oct 17, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Hahaha.. Thank you sir cheesy
u're welcome chêri.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 8:44pm On Oct 17, 2016
Thunderdick:
yes... TOTOrials... I follow well
angry
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 8:42pm On Oct 17, 2016
Thunderdick:
well if u want to know... I fvck in d other room
who u epphuh


Who fu€k epphuh


Who thunder epphuh
Funny monicker
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 8:38pm On Oct 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Who is ejima? shocked
lol.twins in igbo.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 8:27pm On Oct 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin I juz dey laugh ooo.... Now, do i look a rib to u? grin


Baby girls are cute but boiz are the BEST wink
hehehe. Of course you're. a special one kind of,you will understand in the other room.

ok i think EJIMA would do,a boy and girl.i love babies sexlessly(boy or girl) grin
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 7:44pm On Oct 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin hahhahahahaha... Ur funny... But I love boiz... Especially if it's interracial wink
are u my missing ribhuh Na wetin i like u like?but girls rock boys ar equally da best.i love you i mean i love them both.typo
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 7:36pm On Oct 17, 2016
suzan404:
we dey pray for money
okay no worry baba God go pick una call.lol
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 6:25pm On Oct 17, 2016
Lawlahdey:
As for me sha, i dey everly study in the other room ntemi grin.... Pls, don't ask me what I study cheesy
waoo i admire ur quest for knowledge of how to free style in the other room. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 6:22pm On Oct 17, 2016
suzan404:
we nor dey allow visitors tongue
wetin una dey pray for or against.





Abeg i wan know.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 6:20pm On Oct 17, 2016
ojun50:
other room is were different frm of style is practised btw us.
i'm not understanding.huh please expantiate more.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 6:18pm On Oct 17, 2016
emitoz:
Someborry should please explain,







What's the other roomhuh undecided
that great room you hold secret,,to some it's for procreation.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 6:16pm On Oct 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Definitely I will be very busy making ma babies grin
you want try ¥oo me abi..u no know sey i love babies with great passion.mostly baby girls they're just too adorable.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 3:34pm On Oct 17, 2016
the other room sweet die tongue
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 3:32pm On Oct 17, 2016
obinna58:
eat banana and yogourt
hehehe see ur mouth.grin
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 3:26pm On Oct 17, 2016
trapqueen77 madcow photoshoot virginchaser. Oya tell us wetin u dey do for#theotherroom
RomanceRe: What Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 3:22pm On Oct 17, 2016
lalasticlala and mynd44 what do you do in the other room?
RomanceWhat Do You Do In The Other Room by pacretus(op): 3:19pm On Oct 17, 2016
we all know what buhari does in the other room.

I pray in the other room.
What about you?

#theotherroom

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