₦airaland Forum

Sparrow13: Am on my bed now, down with fever.

sorry abt dat but u for go church get healing na.

Lol. I'm guilty of all d prolonged service ish, I mean how do u expect me to b in church for 6 hours? I also check out sisters,even other people's wives. And yes I do pretend to speak in tongues sometimes. I like to sit by a pretty girl so yes I do have a problem when ushers tell me where to sit. I do sit down sometimes when others r asked to stand,I mean some of these people will tell people to stand for 20 minutes. What da heck, I haven't been to church in months.

Woke up to go to church today,had my shower,ironed my clothes. I don't know why but as I'm writing this I am laying in my bed writing this. Guess I was just too lazy to put on those clothes. What's ur reason for not going to church today?

Oyibo na una get dis hand o, in fact I remove cap for una. See as oyibo pple dey build stuff for their own pple to enjoy their money but for my africa, d blackman go do otumokpo so dat him brother go dey poor. Mtcheeew. My next life.......

@op, thank u for this. I am presently going through this, my car overheats anytime I am on the highway/freeway. I have changed d water pump,did engineering on d top,changed d top gasket, had my radiator serviced, I have done basically everything but still d car still overheats. Sometimes water will flow from d radiator and fill up d reservoir. I am confused as to what else could be the cause. Any hints? Thanks in advance.

When I listen to these politifians sometimes I always feel like slapping somebody. Oyegun or whoever u r, igbos r not interested in ur offer. Akpu otoko.

I am not suporting atiku or buhari but I've been asking myself, why does buhari want to rule nigeria again? This dude don contest for all presidential elections since obj's second term. After loosing, he goes to court. Mr buhari, u will still lose this one if apc make u their candidate. Nigerians r waiting for u. Shameless man. And for those pple that r even considering voting for this man, u all must have ur heads examined. Ndi uchu. SAY NO TO FORMER MILITARY HEADS OF STATE.

McWhillion: Silly post by a silly op for silly people who care to listen to silly things.

silly response to a silly post by a silly OP from a silly village hoping to make it to silly land which is called silly frontpage.

Though its wrong but in south africa 14year old girls already have a baby.

chuzor73: funny it all boils down 2 how we see d isreal/palestine war 2 me press most time blow it out of proportion.

the press enjoy bad news, sadly bcus the world buys bad news. I hate em.

Niigerians labelling any succesful african american a nigerian since 1800. Last bullet...abeg serena is not nigerian period. Stop deceiving urselves. Ndi wayo rice. Congrats my williams.

Remind me again, why do US have to explain themselves about Zmapp. They don't owe us anything, we must learn to solve our problem by ourselves. #Teamsaynotodependingonthewest.

My question b this, does he want to b begged to play for his country or he wants an apology to play for his country? If its d former,he can go helll,if its d later, does he deserve an apology?

No b say I dey support @op but I don c some dance steps for church wey don make me wonder. I don c men dancing like say dem dey do woman doggy style and I don c women dancing like say a man dey on top of them dey nack dem like nackson d nacker. I no even wan talk of d children and their dance moves. Naija churches sef.

Mikel wit d assist, costa scores, 6-3, game over. CFC for lyf.

This is definitely one of d best matches I've since for a long time. 5-3. Chelsea for lyf.

donroxy: Don't underrate yourself , Obama pikin is small .. CFC 4 life till you Nyansh Shekau's first daughter Up Blues !!

lolest, no b say I dey underrate myself but dat obama first daughter dey tickle my fancy. She dey make my heart go jigijigibambam like chelsea. D girl make sense die.

All my manure friends don waka leave my house, dem no gree watch again. Hahaha! D cast and crew of d true blue family don show dem. CFC till I nyash dat obama first daughter.

Well deserved, #teamCR7

Chai! D girl make sense oo. I wonder wat kenyan girl wey win bigbrother go talk for this one.

I like her lips, very kissable

Tval: Davido and Wizkid haven't spent more than 5 years in the music industry and see the numbers of fans they have garnered. Those two guys still have a very long way to go.

there fans r only from nigeria. People should stop comparing them with d trio of p square,2baba and dbanj. Damn it, p square no dey perform for inside hall again oo, na stadium those guys dey perform in now outside naija and d seats are always sold out. Put davido or wizkid for place wey b say na 3000 people e go accomodate for anywhere outside naija,I'm sure dem no go sell out d whole ticket. Flavour sef dey popular more than these guys outside naija.

hatux: I really agree with your number one, I thought I was gonna see the likes 'wizkid, davido and sorts...

people don't really know wizkid outside naija, in south africa for instance, they don't really know wizkid in d whole of southern africa. Davido is trying with skelewu and his collabo with mafikizolo. Wizkid, just like olamide might b kings in naija but they have not been generally known in southern africa. I can't say about other parts of africa. And p square should b number 1 from naija. These dudes r d most popular acts from naija. As for genevieve, what can I say? I love her die.if wishes were horses genevieve would b my wife.

Mine would b 30 bcus at dat age u don go tru all d schooling period,primary,secondary,university and d rest. U r not too young nor too old, u can bleep an 18 year old without them seeing u as too old and u can also bleep d 40+years old without them seeing u as a small boy. U r in ur prime. U can get married or not. In short u r ripe for everything.

@op, u still haven't told us how u got to d hot seat. First things first.

Unibenstudent: We thank god for fashola and his organized state, lagos was able to separate all the infected;thus reducing the fast spread; if u think am lying , go to Liberia and u will cry; clap for fashola who is a tool in the hands of the all mighty

so how was d spread of d virus contained? The magic word here is "HOW". U told us what fashola did. We r waiting for d "HOW" part. So "HOW" did he do it? How how?

Good one. Pls no tribalism here oo. Anambra adigo nma.

Only thing I can say is "comedy central". But peter obi and oshiomwole weren't campaigning during d flooding in edo and anambra. They were visiting d flood victims.

Robocop ni, ebolacop na, all na wash.

All na igbo girls, as igbo guys sharp na so our ladies sharp. Ride on sisters. I bet ndi ofe mmanu go still b tenants. If u quote me to talk trash, amadioha ga amagbu gi there.

Some people(blacks) surprise me sometimes. Op made a very good point here but as is always d case,some pple have turned it to something of an insult. A white person enters a restaurant,asks for water,he's given a water cup, he goes and fills d cup wit water even though there's soda there which u have to pay for if u take it, he leaves. A black person enters d same restaurant and asks for a water cup which he gets, goes to fill up wit water but on seeing d soda decides to fill his cup wit soda instead of d free water, he takes d soda but instead of paying for it he decides to play a fast one on d restaurant owners. Black people r destroyers by nature. U only have to live in d midst of blacks and whites to c d difference. The white man builds,d black man destroys.

I don't know what to say. This is one of those 50/50 things. So I comment my reserve.