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charix:
I used to secretly f u c k my elder sisters' friends when I was younger. My mother never suspected anything because they always came under the guise of visiting their friends. Tomi has elder sisters, I'm just saying.

Joygalore:
I thought you were her boyfriend

charix:
She's mixed-race, of course I would. She can give me beautiful children. You on the other hand'd give someone else Igbotic children. I'd baby-mama your friend in a heart beat then run away leaving her to take care of the kids alone.


Lol. You need to start paying these 'haters', in every stinging word lies truth and advice.


Sisi, I have a life in and out of nairaland. Allow me. I'm out with friends drinking in preparation to hit the club tonight. Don't spoil my day with your constant nagging.

ideee03:
u wicked oh

charix:
I'd pass on the offer. I know a million and one people already reside there ready to give harsher criticism than I can dream up.
Hopefully your new potential sugar daddy would acquire the number and hit you up. Nice to see you're making moves to expedite marriage since menopause waits for no woman.

charix:
Sorry, I know I'm very attractive and all but I only see you as a lost little sister who needs guidance.

Sarah Ofili on the hand... I'd get her one day.

Blesyneojb:
when will this 35 year old hag dating a 22 year old stop making me wanna puke?.....

ObiOmaMu:
So you omitted Laila abi?

ifyalways:
So, this is actually Muna?

In sorely disappointed. Happy belated birthday still and wish you all you dream of.

cvon:
Lol.... One copy for one country.... Sharing is caring

charix:
It's even obvious from then those udders had seen better days. Even your body is physically telling you the quest for fame is long outlived.

Lindx93:
U pple should leave Muna alone and let her be. U have provoked her enough abi Charix is even crushing on her sef.

charix:
Well if this year's party was a photo shoot it would've gotten enough credibility to make blog news. Instead you're here on a rundown forum which looks like an abandoned website disturbing our lives.

My friend, find a studio closeby and 'leak' nudes because right now nothing you try would ever bring you into the limelight.

charix:
Pushup bras are an a-cup girl's best friends.

homesteady:
I only know of during pregnancy, and I know you were not pregnant.
So What made yours to reduce?

homesteady:
But from this your recent pictures, the boobss look smaller na.
Do you have another picture were the boobs size is clearly shown?
Picture or it doesn't exist.

homesteady:
Ehe Ehe.... have you forgotten this your birthday in 2012?
[img]http://4.bp..com/-H457eo7oMAU/UJ0Jx3uQscI/AAAAAAAAPgU/-fR9YZQCuRY/s1600/jebbby.jpg[/img]

You had succulent and fleshy boobs before, what happened to them?

charix:
Don't make me do what I've in mind, you'd only cry your eyes out this friday night.

charix:
Don't make me do what I've in mind, you'd only cry your eyes out this friday night.

charix:
Don't make me do what I've in mind, you'd only cry your eyes out this friday night.

charix:
The past does not mean it never happened.


The mantra sang repeatedly by undateable women the world over. Its easier catching a young inexperienced man willing to tolerate their bullshit.


If I need to explain this to you then its obvious you need more time in the real world.

charix:
The past does not mean it never happened.


The mantra sang repeatedly by undateable women the world over. Its easier catching a young inexperienced man willing to tolerate their bullshit.


If I need to explain this to you then its obvious you need more time in the real world.

charix:
I've checked majore blogs and still not seen the birthday article anywhere. Bloggers didn't see potential in them? I told you they were boring.

charix:
Not in 2011 he wasn't. You've already forgotten he was 17 or younger at the time you both met.

charix:
1. My real world work requires constant online checkups. That's why I mostly have time to torment you here.

2. If you eventually make me lose my job na you go still suffer am because I'd've all the time and effort to think up ways to frustrate you.

3. At this point you must've become a recluse - you spend too much time responding to comments. Don't you've anyone to advice you social media is addictive?

4. Like the apc-led government, you're all talk no action.

charix:
You posted this old s h i t to me before. All these rants get to you, yes. There's no way you can change our opinions, they're helpful if you heed advice. You spend too much time on the internet, yes. You're unemployed, yes. You're a child rapist, yes. Right now, I'm more of a celebrity on nairaland than you are, yes. These words feel like sex - they hurt really bad but you keep running back, yes.

Munachi leave me alone, I need serious concentration at work. I've a deadline to meet.

charix:
You posted this old s h i t to me before. All these rants get to you, yes. There's no way you can change our opinions, they're helpful if you heed advice. You spend too much time on the internet, yes. You're unemployed, yes. You're a child rapist, yes. Right now, I'm more of a celebrity on nairaland than you are, yes. These words feel like sex - they hurt really bad but you keep running back, yes.

Munachi leave me alone, I need serious concentration at work. I've a deadline to meet.

naughtynaughty:
lmaoo..dis kain sweet gist bah, nah 2join u siddown nd grab my own popcorn o. Charix nd palminetapper carry on..d count is presently 100000 - 50

charix:
What were the ages you guys met again? Who was the legal adult? Developed countries would've put "her ex-royal highness" on a paedophile list by now.