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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 12 Jobs That Make Your Girlfriend Promiscuous by panditocracy(m): 6:28pm On Jul 01, 2022
Nurses are number 1.

Dem dey f uck like mad for night shift shocked
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer This In Ten Seconds? by panditocracy(m): 6:48pm On Mar 28, 2017
moghulis:
[a×(a–1)]+(a–2), =a²–2
OR
(a×b)+(b–1) where b=a–1, =ab+b–1


Using a²–2, we have
3³–2= 9–2=...7
5²–2= 25–2=...23
7²–2= 49–2=...47
9²–2= 81–2=...79


Sogrin
10²–2= 100–2=...98
OR
USING ab+b–1
(10×9)+9–1,=90+9–1=...98grin
Romance / Re: Introducing Miss Jones. by panditocracy(m): 12:26am On Jan 17, 2017
Twale to my Igbo girls! Una sabi fwine.
Meanwhile, Igbo kwenugrin
Politics / Re: Chinedu Nebo: Nigeria Is Angry With Igbos' Growth, Development by panditocracy(m): 1:43am On Dec 06, 2016
ibkgab001:
Flat head
Conehead mumugrin

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu To Igbos: "Forget Biafra And Unite With Nigeria", Igbos Blast Him by panditocracy(m): 9:57pm On Dec 03, 2016
kingwax7007:
this one wey u carry the matter for head, I want to biliv say na 'showbiz' because wen shut hits the fan, I know go bail, just like ojukwu. cheesy grin cheesy

Apart from it being a very old English that I no more in use, it is used for machinery. And even, if it had to be a figure of speech, it is 100% wrong...

But I understand, once it is being used by the genius, KANU, on radio Biafra,it becomes a normal English language in Biafra. grin grin

Even in the zoo where we caged ur toothless nnamdi, he wld be regretting his unguarded utterances.... cheesy grin

Biafra or death, yet, the fool dey hope for bail...

Yeye ... Go inflate ur Igbos to accommodate more brain.... grin

Damn it boy, you are such a dummy!
So even after checking the meaning you still don't understand its usage.
halfwit it is very much correct.
It refers to the zoological republic(Nigeria) as an object of ridicule or derision. Get that into your coneheadgrin
Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu To Igbos: "Forget Biafra And Unite With Nigeria", Igbos Blast Him by panditocracy(m): 9:48pm On Dec 03, 2016
kingwax7007:
yeye boy, allow me to correct u again...

In this context, calling me an illiterate is the wrong choice of English language.... grin cheesy grin

I don't like it when a halfwit like you come in a public forum to display your stark illiteracy.
You should go to 2go and chat with your mates over there.
And again, please take your time and reread the garbage you are speaking.
“the wrong choice of English” and not “the wrong choice of English language”
afonja illiterate.
Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu To Igbos: "Forget Biafra And Unite With Nigeria", Igbos Blast Him by panditocracy(m): 8:18pm On Dec 03, 2016
kingwax7007:
lol...contraption na wetin bro? grin grin no make me laff,abeg..it doesn't even fit... Pls dnt cry cheesy cheesy

Afonja illiterate
Stop disgracing your Brown-roof Republicans here.gringringrin
Monkey go and check what “contraption” means.
Your schoolfees were all wasted for nothing. *spits*

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu To Igbos: "Forget Biafra And Unite With Nigeria", Igbos Blast Him by panditocracy(m): 7:59pm On Dec 03, 2016
kingwax7007:
RIP to ENGLISH LANGUAGE. No be only bale, na modric cheesy cheesy

What the guy wrote is 100 percent correct. You are the one who is illiterate.
afonja claiming sophistication. mtchew

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Celebrities / Re: Di'ja Shares Photo With Her Son by panditocracy(m): 12:49pm On Dec 03, 2016
Chinese son from a Chinese pada
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Reacts To Data Price Increase. See Reactions by panditocracy(m): 1:36pm On Nov 30, 2016
Kathmandu:
Op please type the comment and the reactions here


My images don't work again grin

gringringringrin
bwahahaha you no even wait make tomorrow reach. sharp girlgrin
Romance / Re: From PM To The Altar: Two Nairalanders Wed by panditocracy(m): 5:44am On Nov 30, 2016
Ask4Info:



You are so childish and incessitive. Your teeth aren't yellow but you looks VERY UGLY and DULL.

How old are you again?


lol so you had to go to my profile and you had to say the opposite of what you sawgrin

Anyways am sorry if I have offended you fer what I said but no matter how you see it, what I said is the truth.
The “checkmating” there is that she should help him maintain a good dental hygiene because a bad dental hygiene can crash a marriage.
If you think otherwise then try marrying someone who has bad teeth, coloured teeth or halitosis because those three are related to a man's penis being small.
You will thank me later fer this. ciao!
Romance / Re: From PM To The Altar: Two Nairalanders Wed by panditocracy(m): 10:49pm On Nov 29, 2016
chei your husband teeth don yellow finish
check weda him dey chop gworo and if so, checkmate him immediatuligringrin
Phones / Re: Nigerians Condemn FG Over Plan To Increase Data Tariff. by panditocracy(m): 10:42pm On Nov 29, 2016
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Phones / Re: Nigerians Condemn FG Over Plan To Increase Data Tariff. by panditocracy(m): 10:37pm On Nov 29, 2016
[quote author=oweman post=51495723][/quote]
your father yansh zombiecheesygringrin
Religion / Re: Don’t Blame Buhari For Hunger In Nigeria – Fr. Mbaka by panditocracy(m): 9:22pm On Nov 29, 2016
Kingsley1000:
amid all nigerian prophets ,mbaka is the only genuine one

guy go siddon
genuine for where?
people will be deceiving you with don't touch my anointed and do my prophet no harm.
black people's mentality
he didn't say anything when a seminarian was butchered in akegbeugwu by Fulani herdsmen but here he is talking rubbish. mtchewangry
Religion / Re: Don’t Blame Buhari For Hunger In Nigeria – Fr. Mbaka by panditocracy(m): 9:05pm On Nov 29, 2016
this mumu just they yab nonsense angryangry
Celebrities / Re: My daughter's beauty is something else - Maheeda gushes over daughter by panditocracy(m): 8:56pm On Nov 29, 2016
OKorowanta:
I swear di babe fine die.
If I see person dey fight her for road,I fit break bottle for the person head.
I nor care who dey right or wrong. grin

una no go kili pesin for nairalandgringringringrin
Webmasters / Re: This Young Man Quit Bank Contract Job to Become #1 Financial Blogger in 1 Year by panditocracy(m): 2:05am On Nov 29, 2016
me: 1,500,000? Come again, you say?
him: 1,500,000.
me: Iyei you say?
him: 1,500,000.
me: Blood of chisosshocked, again.
him: 1,500,000
me: hmmm jah Jehovah Emmanuel holy! Any spilit of poverty, fire fire pursue fire pursue fire pursue pursue pushoo pushoo pushoo...
Fashion / Re: Neurite Mendes Gets $25,000 And A Car As Miss Africa Winner (Pics) by panditocracy(m): 1:59am On Nov 29, 2016
Jesu kresti This girl fine wellu wellu Erm which country did you say she comes from again? Oh Angola! Abegi my pipu who knows the price for Angolan visa? Abi pesin fiti trek am from naija? Na beg I dey beg make pesin answer me sharp sharp
Education / Re: Teacher Thrown Into Prison For Flogging Student In Lagos by panditocracy(m): 6:03pm On Nov 28, 2016
Meanwhile the Igbo girl stormed the school with her Igbo brothers to beat up the yoloba teacher Adesina but the afonja yoloba coward sensed that they were going to tidy his fvck-up and so disappeared like a whirlwind.gringringrin

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Solomon, The Other Woman Toke Makinwa Talked About In Her Book by panditocracy(m): 5:43pm On Nov 28, 2016
The Anita girl is more beautifool
Skin is natural
Therefore I don't blame Majegrin

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Celebrities / Re: Obiagu Boys Gatecrashed Phynofest In Enugu (photos) by panditocracy(m): 8:16am On Nov 22, 2016
SycophanticGoat:


You're still stereotyping! So I ask, what makes you different from the few illiterate and un-exposed Anambra people? The fact is, it's only a combination of illiteracy and lack of exposure that makes some Anambra people to foolishly stereotype. Just like the two fools I tackled on here. Do you sense any form of exposure in one of them, while the other one isn't even an Igbo guy in my opinion.

Truth is, Imo people stereotype too. I've met two Imo girls (from NL tho) that the first thing I knew them with was stereotyping. They begin to generalize because of a few Anambra people they've come across and once I start telling them what I've experienced from some Imo people too (which I didn't go about spilling it to their faces immediately I met them), they then learn to shut it.

Never really been much around Enugu, Abia and Ebonyi people to know how they fare in the aspects of stereotyping, so I can't really say. But I believe that it's a general Nigerian disease which the Igbo man foolishly inherited and decided to exhibit it among his brothers and sisters.

Yoruba, Hausa, Fulani, SS and NC people stereotype too but they never do that in regards to their tribal people unlike we Igbos do. Right now, you're proving to me that whichever state you're from, your state people do the same because you are displaying it boldly after accusing Anambra people of it.

Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Obiagu Boys Gatecrashed Phynofest In Enugu (photos) by panditocracy(m): 7:34am On Nov 22, 2016
SycophanticGoat:


Bro, you're generalizing about Anambra people, forgetting I'm from there too. I love my Igbo people (I respect other tribes tho) and that's why I decided to spill out the truth here. Would've appreciated it if you said some rather than how you put it. Let's not also forget that a large number of Anambra people are hardworking; judging by their numbers in market places. Please desist from this kind of stereotyping (why would you claim that most Anambra people are into ritual and drug peddling when in actual sense, these people have huge number of people dominating BBA, AutoParts, Mandealers, Balogun, etc) because in all, you will end up making people like me feel stupid.

Sorry if I made you look stupid. There's is no denying the fact that they have produced people who are very good but why should they stereotype other Igbo's from other states as though they are saints themselves or aren't you aware of the stereotypes. They call Imo people snakes and there women prostitutes, they call Ebonyi people timid and hausa-like, they call Abia people short and killers and finally they call Enugu people lazy and okpa eaters. These are people well known for ritual killing, drug peddling and fake drug production. These same people almost killed Dora akunyili when she was battling their fake drugs production there in upper iweka.
A foreign news I saw on channels TV had that 30 drug traffickers were court in Malaysia and all of them, from a to z were anambra people.
So tell me why someone who is putting on a dirty cloth shd be bold going about, telling other persons to wash their own clothes

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Celebrities / Re: Obiagu Boys Gatecrashed Phynofest In Enugu (photos) by panditocracy(m): 1:56am On Nov 22, 2016
SycophanticGoat:


You should be talking to those mofos always busy with insulting other states. What I said is a fact. My mum's cousin has said it to my hearing. He claimed that Ebonyi people don't behave like Igbos. Then I begin to wonder why he feels he's more Igbo than people from Ebonyi state. I'm an Igbo man from Ibenabo Village, Oraukwu Town, Idenmili North LGA. Born and raised in Lagos, attended Ahmadu Bello University for 5 years, served in Gboko, Benue state for a year. Yet I can't speak Yoruba, Hausa nor Tiv. But I speak Igbo (my dialect) fluently.

You'd definitely doubt that I'm an Igbo man from Anambra but will believe that some useless fools that bring division between we Igbos are the real Igbos right?

Guy no be small thing o
I have not seen more boastful people than them.
Now I don't have anything against someone being a braggart
Where I pick offense is when they start belittling other Igbos from other states.
This is the same reason most of them are leaving their state, doing blood money rituals, peddling drugs and so on.
But you ask yourself why won't that be the case when you observe how they behave in their state. Every time they will be scuffling for the richest man title, the person with the costliest cars, the person who has the best house.
You will see a mom telling her own son that he will be here while his mates overtake him. Not only that, she will continue by saying don't you see the jeep Emeka bought for his own mother, don't you see the house he has built. She will even go further by saying to her son that he should get out of their house if he can't buy a jeep for her and build a house for her like Emeka did to his own mother. Tell me why such pressure on a son by his mother won't make the son consider the shortcut to becoming rich like Emeka. undecided

The neighbourhood where I used to visit, if any small thing happen you will see them measuring shoulders. A woman, because her son got rich through drug peddling in Malaysia told her neighbour then that all her sons can't stand or talk when Chuka her rich son is talking. These are both Anambra people taking shots at each other. The woman she said this to cried all night that very day. This made her to leave that neighbourhood for good.
Now fast forward, barely a year after the incident, the rich son of this woman who bragged got imprisoned in Malaysia of which the news broke out in the neighbourhood. The woman died after some months when no news of the son was heard as to whether he's still alive or not. Meanwhile the other woman is faring pretty well now where she rented a shop in Abuja. Her children help her when they can and fortunately they have a place they can call theirs. They had the last laugh while the other woman that insulted her has perished from the face of the earth.

Never will I look down on anybody from any state.The people in Ebony are 100% Igbo as myself and likewise those in Abia, Imo, etc.

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Celebrities / Re: Obiagu Boys Gatecrashed Phynofest In Enugu (photos) by panditocracy(m): 2:00pm On Nov 21, 2016
You guys are juz so pathetic
Phyno was born and bred in Enugu. Everything about him is Enugu except his lineage.
When you want to talk about somebody, talk about where they made it in life.
We know Black Americans are from Africa but we still call them Black Americans because that is where their identity was molded to life. Zinedine Zidane is from Africa but we will always remember him as someone from France.
Finally before I leave y'all, I am from Enugu but that man who sang ije enu , I'll oyi, igede in the person of Celestine Ukwu of blessed memory will always be an anambra man despite the fact that his origin is Enugu. Yes you heard me right; he is from Enugu but every bit of him is Anambra, he grew up there ,sang in their dialect.
You don't see Enugu, Abia,Imo and Ebonyi doing all this supremacy stuff. It is only Anambra.
Go and check the people pushing drugs, virtually all of 'em are from Anambra but because they are drug pushers you guys won't claim them no more. it is just so pathetic my brothers... just so...huh what is there to say again. undecided

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Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of Akin & His Igbo Fiancée by panditocracy(m): 10:48pm On Nov 13, 2016
oboy3:
I say this with all seriousness

it pains me,Yoruba women are an endangered specie,nobody sees them worthy for marriage

Even almajiri self dey dodge them,that tells you about them

please and please Igbomen,consider Yoruba babes nah,bikozie nu

please please please stop it I'm gonna pee myselfcheesygringringrin

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Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of Akin & His Igbo Fiancée by panditocracy(m): 10:44pm On Nov 13, 2016
peacereign:


igbo men fight desert encroachment. Desert encroachment is wen an afonja starts deforestation in an otherwise fertile land.

u marry beauty but produce beast, that is desert encroachment. it must be stopped.

hahahaha... @desert encroachment
laugh don kill me finish.
the Yoruba guys know what is chasing them away from their women.cheesycheesycheesy IT IS JUST LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN IN THE DARK FOR A VERY LONG TIME SEEING LIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME. OF COURSE HE WILL DO EVERYTHING TO GET TO THE LIGHT WHICH IS THE RADIANCE OF IGBO GIRLS.

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