Business › Re: CBN New Forex Rate Policy Announced by papayeye: 3:01pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Me i go school small, and wetin i dey see na no change at all, except dat one wen dem don reduce dem tight tight hand. Apart from dat one, na APC business as usual. |
Politics › Re: Different Protesting Groups At PDP Headquarters In Abuja. Photos by papayeye: 2:58pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Diz one no be fight. If you wan see real fight, make una wait till APC primary for Edo state. Na der you go see all the bad boiz for naija. You go see d ones wen dem dey wear black shirt, d ones wen dem dey wear red, one wen dey do hair like chicken, and even d one wen dey claim yellow cloth. Na der you go see AK47, Kalashnikov, akara bomb and even rocket go dey fly. Dat one na wetin we wen figjt for civil war, dey call world war 3. |
Politics › Re: ND Avengers Disarm Soldiers In Gbaraintoru, Give Them Message For Shell. by papayeye: 10:25am On Jun 15, 2016 |
Na lie. As far as e no dey Avengers computer, den E no B Avengers. Abeg, make una stop to dey lie lie for dem head. Shey, una no ear dem warning. Shakey Shakey Head. |
Politics › Re: School Feeding Programme: FG Did Not Ask States For Money – Presidency by papayeye: 9:54am On Jun 15, 2016 |
I ear sey na Ogi and Akara nei the children go dey chop for 70naira. Na eim b say we go dey train Akara pikin. Na Yeye de worry diz goverment |
Politics › Re: Two Nimbo Women Go Mad Over Attack Trauma (picture) by papayeye: 8:58am On Jun 15, 2016 |
Chai, this our president no get heart at all. Na so ein dey send eim brodas to polash eim enemies. E no good O. God dey. |
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms Over Varying Fuel Pump Price- Mega Filling Station Owners by papayeye: 8:53am On Jun 15, 2016 |
But this goverment dey mess up big tyme O. An 4 anoda talkie talkie, people wen dey claim president mouth, dey yarn about change, change. |
Business › Re: CBN To Officially Devalue Naira Today by papayeye: 5:45am On Jun 15, 2016 |
Na so una talk last time. |
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms Over Varying Fuel Pump Price- Mega Filling Station Owners by papayeye: 12:19am On Jun 15, 2016 |
Make diz guys arrange demsefes well O. Make dem no act part 2 of dat kin film again. D one wen dem do us last time, I still dey recover from am abeg, make dem jus park well, go arrange demsefes. And dat yeye boy wen dem dey call Kachikwu, wetin dey worry am 4 head. Na so so scatter scatter and mago mago ya eim dey do. Make ein stop all diz ruff play O. E no good at all. |
Politics › Boko Haram Attacks Kautuva Village, Near Chibok, Kills Villagers(update) by papayeye(op): 10:43pm On Jun 14, 2016*. Modified: 5:43am On Jun 15, 2016 |
*Local security sources say militants staged dawn assault in Borno province, army does not confirm allegations At least four people have been killed in a Tuesday attack by Boko Haram insurgents in a community near Nigeria's Chibok town where over 200 schoolgirls were abducted two years ago, local security personnel have said. A group of Boko Haram encircled Kautuva village, south of Maiduguri, Borno's provincial capital and center of the nearly six-year insurgency, Samaila Musa, a security volunteer in Chibok told Anadolu Agency. "Boko Haram surrounded Kautava shortly after the Muslim early morning prayers. They set fire to people's houses and started shooting the villagers as they were fleeing. Four residents were shot dead by Boko Haram and thereafter [they kidnapped] three women," he said by phone. He said survivors who fled to neighboring towns raised the alarm. There was no immediate reaction from the military. Army spokesman, Colonel Sani Usman, did not respond to requests by Anadolu Agency for confirmation. Nigeria’s military has claimed a recent clampdown on the insurgents' main stronghold has weakened the activities of Boko Haram but this latest alleged attack appears to cast doubts on the claims. http://aa.com.tr/en/africa/report-emerges-of-new-boko-haram-attack-in-nigeria/589781In a move to demonstrate that they are still a potent force, Boko Haram jihadists have attacked a village near Chibok, killed at least four villagers and kidnapped three women. The attack was staged at dawn on Tuesday. Chibok was where the group snatched more than 200 girls two years ago, residents and survivors said. Boko Haram fighters attacked the Kautuva village at dawn, set houses ablaze and fired on residents, according to villagers and a member of a vigilante group working with the army. “Some of us were lucky to survive and ran to Chibok,” said a man who gave his name as Ali Pagu. Another resident said the jihadists had kidnapped three women. Kautuva lies near Chibok, a town from where Boko Haram seized 276 girls from a school in April 2014, part of a seven-year-old insurgency to set up an Islamic state in the north. It has left some 15,000 people dead and more than 2 million displaced. In May, authorities said a first of the missing Chibok girls had been found, and President Muhammadu Buhari vowed to rescue the rest of them. Dozens of the girls escaped in the initial melee in 2014 but more than 200 remained missing. Parents accused former president Goodluck Jonathan, Nigeria’s leader at the time of the kidnappings, of not doing enough to track down the girls and bring them home. Boko Haram, which last year pledged loyalty to the radical group Islamic State, has kidnapped hundreds of men, women and children in their campaign to carve out an Islamist caliphate. Under Buhari’s command and aided by Nigeria’s neighbors, the army has recaptured most territory once lost to Boko Haram, but the group still regularly stages suicide bombings. www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/06/15/boko-haram-strikes-near-chibok-kidnaps-3-women/ |
Christianity Etc › Re: Supo Ayokunle Emerges As New CAN President by papayeye: 5:03pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Yepa. CAN don finish. Yoruba pastors no sabi manage money. Na so so owambe party, CAN go dey do now. Chai, Naija don spoil. |
Politics › Dialogue With Niger Delta Avengers, B’haram, Abdulsalami Tells FG by papayeye(op): 4:56pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Former Head of state, General Abdulsalami Abubakar, has joined the league of Nigerians that have called on the federal government to enter into dialogue with all aggrieved groups in the country, particularly the Niger Delta Avengers and the pro-Biafra groups. He also said that the talks between the federal government and representatives of the radical Muslim group, Boko Haram, should be reopened. Abdulsalami made the call in Minna on Tuesday when he received in audience the speaker of the Niger state House of Assembly and other legislators that called to congratulate him on his 74th birthday. The former Nigerian military ruler turned 74 on Monday June 13. According to him, ‘Lasting peace can return to the country with round table discussions and dialogue by government with various insurgency groups including the Niger Delta Avengers militants.’ MORE DETAILS LATER http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/06/14/dialogue-with-niger-delta-avengers-bharam-abdulsalami-tells-fg/ |
Politics › Re: Annkio Briggs, Denies Condemning Niger Delta Avengers by papayeye: 11:56am On Jun 14, 2016 |
TippyTop: Kudos to Anikio Briggs for setting the records straight. I've been to NDA website to read their mission statement, I agree with every word. The tactics of NDA may be unconventional, but we don’t live in a conventional country. E be like sey you wan make Nairaland give you Small holiday. You no know sey as you show say you dey gbadun those scatter scatter boiz, na kia kia diz people wen deir hand dey scratch dem for diz place, go take comot you. Or you be learner. |
Politics › Re: Annkio Briggs, Denies Condemning Niger Delta Avengers by papayeye: 11:52am On Jun 14, 2016 |
I 2 gbadun diz woman. She get sense, no B small. |
Celebrities › Re: OJB JEZREEL Just Passed Away ;11am ,14th June 2016 by papayeye: 11:26am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Abeg, if na play, make una stop am. |
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Avengers Gives Conditions For Talks With Nigerian Govt by papayeye: 10:47am On Jun 14, 2016 |
I tire 4 naijerians. Na 4 wich part of dem militants talk nei dem say dey wan stop scatter scatter. Dey only talk sey dem wan blow two ships, wen dem don already cite. Were goverment go find oyibo people wen go come from all the cowntry wen dey suck our oyel. Na so dem dey use our brain dey knack wall. Wetin b "Good condition for dialogue", wetin dat one mean. Naija people wen don tire for suffer suffer just dey rush dey happy. Na so dem go dey laff us for deir coven. Friday go show now, and diz scatter scatter boys go just do Rambo for our chips. Naija make una get sense 4 once in una life. |
Politics › Re: Why Military Under Jonathan Failed To Defeat Boko Haram – Former CDS by papayeye: 9:35am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Na yeye dey worry this General. E be like say D man don chop Aisha rice. But I no rilli see with my koro koro eyes, were d man use cement block knack Jonathan. D only tin wen I look for here Be sey na hawusa na spoil the fight against Boko Haram. |
Politics › Ngige Is A Potty Trained Minister: Reno Omokri by papayeye(op): 9:18am On Jun 14, 2016 |
NGIGE's DECREE “I hereby direct the suspension of the on-going retrenchment pending the outcome of the conciliatory meetings in the industry.”
“We will go a step further if they continue. We know what to do. After all, the banks have the licences given by the government. We know what to do. They need to comply.” FULL TEXT OF RENO OMOKRI's STATEMENT I mean, the government directing banks not to sack? Threatening to revoke their licenses? Are we not supposed to be a democratic country? The banks are downsizing because the economy is tanking. The way I see it, the only way the Federal Government can ‘direct’ private firms not to downsize is by fixing the economy! Those of us who have long memories will remember Mr. Ngige as a mild mannered once- upon-a-time political godson of Chris Uba, once a political titan in Anambra state. Mr. Ngige is famously remembered for sheepishly going to Okija shrine with his Bible at the behest of Uba to declare allegiance to his godfather. We remember him as the anodyne governor of Anambra who (per his own admission) was locked up in a toilet because he was considered a naughty boy by his benefactor and would have remained there were it not for the intervention of Nigeria’s then Vice President who ordered the then Inspector General of Police, Tafa Balogun, to rescue the kidnapped governor from his forced potty training! Now, a man who allowed himself to be consigned to a toilet is now brave enough to threaten others because his new godfather does the same. At this juncture, permit me to give a crash course in history for those who do not know the genesis of the current crisis in the banking sector. The previous administration, led by Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, had come up with the idea of a Treasury Single Account (TSA). The idea was to have a single account for the government (with a few exceptions) as a way of minimising the possibilities for fraud and to have a real time view of how much the government has in its kitty. Because of the delicate nature of the banking sector (any banking sector, not just the Nigerian banking sector), it was planned that the policy would be implemented in phases so that the sector does not experience a shock. But while it was still implementing the policy, that administration’s mandate ended and was not renewed and the succeeding administration led by President Muhammadu Buhari, in its own wisdom, decided to pull out ₦3 trillion (about $18 billion) from the Nigerian commercial banking sector in less than a year. The sudden loss of such huge funds threw the Nigerian financial sector (not just the banking industry) into a tailspin and the industry has not yet recovered and it is doubtful if it will recover anytime soon. Even in humans, it is not wise to suddenly withdraw a drug addict from his dependent drug in a ‘cold turkey’ manner. Such an act is inimical and could hurt the addict much more than it helps him and would cause withdrawal syndromes that may even lead to death, which is why drug rehabilitation centres recommend gradual withdrawal if the rehabilitation process is to be successful. What the Nigerian banking sector is going through is similar to sudden drug withdrawal and it needed to have been rehabilitated, not threatened. If you doubt me, Google the most common signs of drug withdrawal. The first sign Google will likely bring up for you is ‘shakiness’. Another sign is ‘depression’. A third sign is ‘fatigue’. Each of these three signs apply to Nigeria’s banking sector. It is very ‘shaky’ at the moment. Banking stocks are ‘depressed’ and there is a lot of ‘fatigue’ in the industry because funds are not as available as they used to be and shareholders are breathing down the neck of management to cut waste. The Federal Government cannot pull out ₦3 trillion from commercial banks to the Central Bank of Nigeria in the name of TSA, then get the CBN to employ the children of the party faithful and start shedding crocodile tears because banks are downsizing. What did they expect? And the thing is that the Buhari administration’s response to this incidence is upside down and bereft of any well thought out logic. Mr. Ngige does not want banks to sack employees and so he threatens to revoke their licenses should they do so. What is the most likely consequence if that happens? Wouldn’t that action lead to even more mass sacking? Now suppose you have a bank with a staff strength of 20,000 people and supposing that because of the down turn of the economy it decides to downsize by about 200 staff in order to remain profitable, now again, suppose that in response the Federal Government revokes its license. What would then be the fate of the 19,800 staff who are still in the bank’s employ? Can they have a job if the bank’s license is withdrawn? So in order to save 200 jobs, the government’s response is to threaten 19,800 jobs. How smart! The funny thing is that in the same week that Mr. Ngige issued his threats, it was revealed that the same Federal Government in whose name he is ‘directing’ banks not to sack staff is itself planning to downsize by disengaging officers and men of the immigration and prisons services. Is this not hypocrisy? Why doesn’t Mr. Ngige ‘direct’ President Buhari not to fire immigration/prison staff or face withdrawal of his license? President Buhari and his team would do well to recognise that governance is not only about demonstrating power and issuing threats as a strongman. An axe can cut a tree but it cannot shave your hair! Everyday, 18,000 new babies are born in Nigeria. This figure is much more than the number that is born in the whole of Western Europe in the same period. We need to start thinking intelligently on how to fix the economy so that our army of young people can start businesses and employ themselves. That should be the priority of this administration. If the Buhari led Federal Government does not fix Nigeria’s economy, it will not matter how much they threaten banks. Economies respond to sound policy not to threats! Where have nations that have threatened their workforce gone? We only need to look at Zimbabwe and Venezuela. Command and control works only in a barrack not in boardrooms! You cannot lock up ₦3 trillion in the vaults of the Central Bank of Nigeria in the name of TSA and wonder why your banking sector is collapsing. Money was not designed to sit in bank vaults. It should be invested! The present Nigerian Federal Government and the wicked servant in Jesus’ parable of the talents have one thing in common: Both of them hid their money in vaults instead of investing it! Nigeria has NO Labour laws that could lead to the license of any bank being revoked if they choose to downsize their staff strength in response to economic realities. The employment contract between a bank and its staff are governed by labour laws and where there is a dispute they take such disputes to the Industrial court. There are no provision in our laws for the Ministry of Labour to intervene in a labour dispute between a bank and its employee by revocation of its license. By law, banks are licensed or delicensed by the Central Bank of Nigeria. In this present case, the minister of Labour is overreaching himself and it is the duty of the opposition to call him out, especially when there is an obvious failure to supervise on the part of his boss. His threat is WRONG. This is a purely economic issue. The banks can no longer afford the same workforce as they had when the economy was booming. They are in business to make money. They are not in business to be nice. Nice banks finish last! As long as they follow the terms of the letter of employment contract they entered into with their staff, the minister has no locus to intervene in a contractual relationship between an employer and employee. If the government can order private firms not to sack their workers, what is next? Will they also order men not to divorce their wives? Where does it end? This game of shifting blame must end. The minister’s comments are not in isolation. The ruling All Progressive Congress has itself described the mass sacking in the banking sector as a conspiracy cooked up by the enemies of the Buhari administration in order to discredit the government! I kid you not. This statement was made to the media by the National Auditor of the party, Chief George Moghalu! Yes, it is a conspiracy. The enemies of the government are the very government itself that could not foresee the reasonable consequences of its own actions. I guess it is also a conspiracy that foreign airlines are leaving Nigeria. And oh, you know the continuous decline in the fortunes of the naira in the parallel and official markets? Well that is also a conspiracy. Perhaps the loss of the Peoples Democratic Party in the 2015 election was also a conspiracy to saddle the APC with an economy that is beyond its capacity to manage. You never know! The sooner this administration realises that it must deal with things as they are and not as it wishes they are, the better for Nigeria. As I had previously said, 18,000 babies are born everyday in Nigeria. This is coming at a time our economy is contracting (by 0.36% last quarter). Our government cannot afford another quarter of negative growth. We must do everything in our power to spur our economy. One of the things we need to do is attract foreign investors. And to do that we need to demonstrate a consistent behaviour that proves to the world that our government and its agencies will not impede on the free market economy that the private sector needs to thrive. Dr. Ngige’s behaviour does not send this message and though his official title is minister of Labour and Productivity, his words are leading and are likely to lead to more un-productivity for Nigeria’s labour force. Seeing as our own government is not helping the situation, we are left to say, may God help us! Reno Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Center in California, author of Shunpiking: No Shortcuts to God and Why Jesus Wept and the host of “Transformation with Reno Omokri”. http://opinion.premiumtimesng.com/2016/06/14/173348/ |
Politics › Re: I Am An Niger Delta Avenger by papayeye: 8:54am On Jun 14, 2016 |
You be militant, yepa, so na you dey cause all this scatter scatter for our cowntry. E no good O, I hear say we no get oil to sell again. Abeg, forgive our yeye president, d man no dey hear word. Ein ear no good. |
Politics › Re: Abia Govt Introduces Free Feeding In Primary Schools by papayeye(op): 7:58am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Ufranklin92: Ikpeazu na real he goat  Aba, wetin our govenor do you na. |
Politics › Re: Abia Govt Introduces Free Feeding In Primary Schools by papayeye(op): 7:52am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Ufranklin92: Ikpeazu na real he goat  Aba, wetin our govenor do you na. |
Politics › Abia Govt Introduces Free Feeding In Primary Schools by papayeye(op): 7:40am On Jun 14, 2016 |
ABIA State government has kicked off a free
primary schools lunch programme aimed at
giving the pupils free meal daily in all public
primary schools.
The programme, according to the government,
would help “meet the basic nutritional needs of
children and expand the opportunity to reach
their full potential and significantly enhance the
academic performance of the children.”
The programme is to feed a total number of 136,
258 pupils, who will consume 408, 774 fresh
eggs, 51, 09, 670 grammes of ofada rice and 68,
120, 000 grammes of beans, weekly.
Flagging off the first phase of the programme at
Ntigha primary school in Isiala Ngwa North
council, weekend, Governor Ikpeazu said the
initiative was borne out of a genuine desire to
invest in children who are the future leaders.
He said that he understood what it meant to go
to school on an empty stomach as well as the
pains some parents went through to provide
meals for their children, saying that under the
scheme, every pupil in Abia was sure of at least
one meal a day.
Ikpeazu lamented tons of food that end up in the
dust bin on daily basis by the affluent while some
children go hungry due to lack and stressed the
need to bridge the gap. He pledged to sustain the
programme. www.thebreakingtimes.com/abia-govt-introduces-free-feeding-in-primary-schools/ |
Politics › Re: A Genuine Call For A One Week Ceasefire Between Yorubas And Igbos On Nairaland by papayeye: 7:34am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Wich kin yeye talk be this. Were you see yoruba and igbo dey fight. Una too dey add sugar to una issue. Some people dey talk their mind, you say na fight. Oya check Nairaland now, how many people dey throw blow for Nairaland. Abeg, make this person go sleep jor. |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Denies Buying $15M Property In United kingdom by papayeye: 7:29am On Jun 14, 2016 |
The radio without battery oyibo man no get sense. Shey e no know sey oga jona no get house for abroad. Ein con go rush go marketsquare with this yeye story, wen one yoruba person give am. See how Yoruba don disgrace am now. Oyibo, naija APC people too dey lie, dey no send if e go hit them for eye, they just wan lie. |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Opens A Nairaland Account by papayeye: 10:37pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Chai, na so una dey lie. Wich kin account Buhari open. Person wen no even know how to control remote, go con dey knack Android. Abeg, make una go dey tell tales by moonlight. Na D mods and sai Buhari chanters go beg Tolu make dem use ein name dey play ball for Nairaland. Wen D tin go do summersault hit oga at the top for ein ear, make una no form Barnabas and Silas O. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Islamic Terrorism: One Reason I Want Trump To Win In November by papayeye: 9:00pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
I wan make Baba Trump win, so ein go kia kia sack this our kpalasa goverment. I don tire for Buhari an eim kolomentalistic goverment. IDEBADUTRUMP. |
Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke Reacts To Al Jazeera Report by papayeye: 8:03pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
menstrualpad: Keep opening monikers like doveda Who B Doveda. Abeg, no put me 4 yawa O. |
Politics › Contractors Back On Project Sites Nationwide – Lai Mohammed by papayeye(op): 8:02pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, on Monday in Uyo, said contractors had resumed work in not less than five major Federal Government road projects nationwide. The minister disclosed this at the South-South region town hall meeting hosted by his ministry to give account of stewardship of President Muhammadu Buhari-led administration to the people. Mohammed specifically said Julius Berger and RCC had returned to the Lagos-Ibadan expressway, while the CGC had started work on the Bode Sadu-Jebba Road and the Abuja-Lokoja Road. He said China Company, CCECC, had also been mobilised to the Kano-Maiduguri Road, while RCC again had resumed work at the Loko and Oweto Bridge linking Nasarawa and Benue States. The minister added that the second Niger Bridge was in the 2016 budget and work on the project would start soon. He noted that with the resumption of work at the sites, government had started putting Nigerians back to work, in fulfillment of its promise to create jobs. “As contractors are mobilised back to various road construction projects across the country, building and ancillary workers are returning to work in droves. Let me list some of the road construction works that have now resumed. “As more and more road construction works resume in the days ahead, thousands of Nigerians will also be returning to work,” the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) quoted the minister as saying at the town hall meeting. Mohammed said government had also commenced the process of recruiting and training 500,000 teachers, specifically targeting unemployed university graduates. He said the online recruitment, through the portal ‘npower.gov.ng’, came on stream at the weekend. He stated that an agreement had been signed to reposition the River Basin Development Authorities within the next 18-24 months. www.thenationonlineng.net/contractors-back-project-sites-nationwide-minister/
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Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke Reacts To Al Jazeera Report by papayeye: 7:56pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
menstrualpad: Tell mynd44 to stop jubilating You wan make I tell Hitler say make ein no send me go Autschwitz. O boy, I no dey O. I no wan make ein use me do God of War. Make we leave am for dem jor. |
Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke Reacts To Al Jazeera Report by papayeye: 7:34pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
How we sure say na mama Diezani nei get diz statement. Na so una go dey carry fake mouthaction from person wen no get am. But, I no fit lie, EFCC no get sense at all. How you go dey carry woman gold ring and chain, con dey prize am for Television. Dat one na very yeye yeye lie make dem do deir work kpata kpata before they go dey form tolongo 4 our television. All Diz Ayangba government pikin just no get sense, atall. |
Politics › Re: Biafra: Avengers Issues Last Warning To Seven Governors by papayeye: 2:28pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Avengers Reject Call From Ex-niger Delta Cohorts To Join In Government Talks by papayeye: 12:49pm On Jun 13, 2016 |
Deze Avengers wicked gon. Dey no just wan gree 4 Deze our Goverment. Wetin sef, sey na only una dey Niger Delta. Goverment bring 10 billion dollars, wan give una, FOC, una no gree, dey say dem go give una pipeline workchop, una no show dem face. Now wen dem don carry una big big men take beg una, una still dey form. Ok O, make una carry go. Na una show, so make una run am as D tin sweet una reach. |
Politics › Re: SPECIAL REPORT: How We Buried Igbo Agitators: SSS Operatives by papayeye(op): 11:33am On Jun 13, 2016 |
Scholes007: You talk like a child, a country is accused of killing people, putting them in 3 trucks and burying them in massive grave and you talk sh¡t. The same country is accused of killing and burying 300 of it's citizens in kaduna and you are taking like a kid. Abeg no mind me. Na bad joke comot from my mouth. I just wan use am take lighten the air, so people no go 2 vex dey type. Abeg 4give me, I no go type diz kin yeye talk again. Na ground I dey, take dey beg U. |