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Aderola15:
A musician? As in all those live band pipu , oya comman marry me free of charge.

Lol. Tanchu Sir. She's 13+.

So, you're even going to church for business purpose abi... WehdonSir

They wee give you guys food there na, abi dey wee nor share rice nii?

Life band ke? Not at all. I am a 21st century kindda musician. Tim Godfrey, Detrick Haddon and Travis Greene kindda music. Praise Jesus (in Pastor Chris voice)

Give her dry garri, it will ease her a Lil

Baby money must come in oh, omo ati iyawo ma jeun Na

I don't know oh, na all these porche churches, them no dey share rice make them shawarma or pizza jare

MzLarem:
Lol...on top wetin... moreover that's in real life now.

Sometimes there are little traits from our offline personality manifesting online

Maxi112:
dude was reading all kinds of book to please a woman.


who does that?

He is a newbie bro. He doesn't know shìt!

ConcNiggress56:
no.. we won a soul to the kingdom

Yeah, tell me about it. I hope you wouldn't win all his money over too

Maxi112:
Poor boy, 4 guys they share olosho with you and here you are complaining of why girls cheat?



why do I have this feeling that she cheated on the other guys with you.

Rabbi has spoken


Op your girl cheated cus shizza hoe

ConcNiggress56:
aww.. so sweet of you dear.

the Shepherd's flock, Ikeja (not far from sheraton and landmark hotel). call bro temitope on +234 810 635 2546 for directions

They don dey gain members

MzLarem:
That's what they said

Mehn, remind me to start "fearing" you from now

Aderola15:
11 keh? Kilode? What time is the service gonna end biko?


No drug oooo, I don't know what's responsible for the stomach upset, don't lemme comman be playing doctorRola with her head. Just made her this chamomile tea and giving her gists ( that one sef is enuf drug ).

I am actually going to perform in a church anniversary. I am a musician. Be like say na 2pm them go close i fit commot before then sef. I dey H

Lol.. Doctor rola. Wehdone ma. How old is she?

MzLarem:
I can relate, in this case I'm the girl

So you have the traits of Margaret Tasha?

ConcNiggress56:
you should be careful before God slaps your face with halogen..

it organised the programme fr her members. who says they are using it for evangelism?

Halogen ko, florescent ni

Churches and their hideous tactics to gain members are not new to the public. Tell me they wouldn't give a short exhortation before/after the check ups.

Aderola15:
Kikikikiki

Chatting in church? No oooo

My lil sis started purging and as a good big sis na, I volunteered to stay back and keep an eye on her.

You?

Aderola15:
Berra

Owo lo n fi do something ooooo *In Mr. Coker's voice*

lol

Naughty geh.

In church now?

Aguyhasnoname:
Her head is shaped like a #70 bread

Bros you don chop bread so tey you don kram how 70 naira bread be like... 300 naira bread fall on you.

Aderola15:
Cash, Ghana must go. Owo blow .

Lol. Wait till our wedding day na, una go leave the dance floor for me.

Lol, well I can't argue about that.

Ghana must go keh? Moti je gbesey

Aderola15:
Done

I love parties oooooo . An Ibadan girl that hates party, is that one an Ibadan girl?

So how do I pay bride price?

Cheque? Money gram, bank transfer, WUT?

Don't tell me you can't dance oh As in twerk and all that?

Aderola15:
Lol. Seer nii

Oya spray me money, have started dancing.

Halleluyahhhh

I wanna see that face joor. Oyah change dp

So you like parties? Typical IB lady

WAECFlyer:
This is dope

Aderola15:
Lol. I'm serious jhor.

Of course nii, lemme goan tie my gele sef.

You going too, yeah?

I know I am serious too. Oyah Lemmie see it

Oni gele yii, skentele, ejo ma

Errrrr.... Yeah I am going. Praise Jesus

Aderola15:
Iyen na nice, e mi gan ma wa okunrin imiran lo.

Yeah but my page is as boring as anything, no post sef.

Good morning and a happy first Sunday to you.

Yeah, lie lie somebody.

Good morning ma'am.
Happy first Sunday to you too. Hope you going to church?

Orgostinah:
Biko somebori shu slap senses back into that mans' head
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Leaner

Aderola15:
Ahnahn! Can't sumbori be tired in peace again, daddy junior?

Loool. That's the spirit, that's the spirit papii.

Mummy Junior. Shey kin ma wo obirin imiran ni?

You on IG?

Orgostinah:
I'm so arresting the case with you

What?!

MzLarem:
Okay 90% of the time
We seem always right cos you guys leaves the avenue for that. For instance, an issue comes up and you choose to keep quiet about and give attitude instead of trashing it out, that way you make us seem right.

Keep quiet about an issue? Hell no, if you do something wrong I will let you know immediately and show you y displeasure.

Well, I know a friend who doesn't tell his girlfriend about her offenses he rather just keep mute because she is the Margaret Tasha type. I use to date that kindda lady so I know how it feels.

Aderola15:
You are free to stay away after letting me know I've done something wrong but you don't want to talk about it atm because you might go overboard with your words, that's allowed. But you just shutting me out without having any idea of what I must have done wrong... Choiiiiiii


Recession nii ooo

Of Cuz you should have known what you did wrong. You didn't let me do... So I am angry

Come on, there is no recession in your case. Olowogbogboro has got you cover

MzLarem:
Because we are always right

Always right Uh?
Bae, you can't be always right while your man is always wrong. It is not suppose to work out that way

Aderola15:
.

For every reaction of mine, there must have been an action. I don't like unnecessary dramas but if you start, I'm equal to the task and I might even beat you at your own game.

So the only solution is I stay away until we both cool off but you don't want that either

Aderola15:
Iyaff stopped smiling

Why?

Aderola15:
Don't worry, I wee make my papii an exception.

When will you change your dp by the way? Missed that pretty smile of yours

Aderola15:
I love provoking stammers

Aderola15:
Lmao @fowl. Why do I think you are going through that right now... . I honestly feel unwanted, like my absence doesn't mean shii to you ( there are other girls to fill in my space abi). If you stop talking to me because you're mad at me for some reasons, Omo you're putting a very terrible strain on our relationship and it might lead to a breakup.

The only reason why I won't let you know once you wrong me and sort our shii out is if it happens in a public place, I wee jejely let us get home before I start.