₦airaland Forum

OlufemiOAP:
go to firstbank 2mrrw and use it to collect money

The illiterate of the 21st century is not he who can not read or write but rather he who can not learn, unlearn and re-learn. Happy Sunday

Mynd44:
Part of an exam is the ability to read instructions.

Answer ONLY English is part of exam. If they tell you to not write on the first page and you do, it makes you lose points for not following instructions.

If you are told to answer only English, does it not make sense. To ignore Agric, Arts, Arabic, Maths and whatever other junk they add?

Bia nyi... I've been looking for you... Why are non Christians allowed to comment on a Christian thread and non Muslim not allowed to comment on a Muslim thread?

Send your donation. Stop making noise

OlufemiOAP:
It all started with gospel artiste infusing hip hop into music. Ayefele for example, Even Tope Alabi she recomposed Lepa gau back then in 2002 if y'all remember. The then gospel artiatestarted it so no need to fuss

It is première Gaou and not lepa gau

Why are non Christians allow to comment on a Christian thread and non Muslim not allowed to comment on a Muslim thread?
Buhari's Nepotism has infested Nairaland.

tballeyy:
yes oo uwan teacher, pls teach me, teacher Oko.

I was referring to click bait not d pix of wizzy and TIWA.
Lazy youth commenting without comprehending

tballeyy:
why won't they make heaven? because they be their bother's skippers. Who u help?

Do you hv prblm with comprehension? Go bk and read my comments again.

I prophecy as led by the Holy Spirit and declare to you on this Lord's day that, the one food not meant for you to eat like Adam and Eve ate and changed the course of human history, may you *Never* eat it. That particular food that you will eat like Esau who sold his birthright and alter the eternal plans of God for his life and his descendants, may you *Never* eat it. That one food that you will eat like the young prophet ate and his budding and glorious ministry ended abruptly, may you *Never* eat such in the Mighty Name of Jesus. May the devil not capitalise on your eating habits to alter God's eternal plan and purpose for your life. May every spiritual, physical, emotional, psychological hunger be divinely satisfied in the Anointed Name of Jesus Christ! Enjoy God's presence where there is Life and pleasures forever! Happy Sunday. Halleluyah!!!

OP, I swear u no go make heaven

D guy of course. You think every Nigerian is Buhari (Dull)

Someone asked "what about Buhari" ?

patchsk:
Listen to that song closely...

....na Pounds and dollars me and my guys dey take shower
Oh...... Chisossss!


Thank me later...

I see... Let me thank you NOW

patchsk:
Jeesuuuus!

What?

[quote author= post=67831396].......one of the sane minds!

Let's support our President and other people should support whoever they want to support also.
It's a free world.

Everyone's vote will count at the polling unit!

Chikena!![/quote]Paddy MI!

jessikoholic:
Hoi polloi not new to me. Use it to insult my friends in my sec sch days. Lol!

Hmmmmm....

[quote author= post=67830964]Good morning![/quote]
Have a great day ahead, amingo

[quote author= post=67825191]Hmmmmmmm......

I can relate.
I got 'here' just a couple of weeks ago, and there is NO BASIS FOR COMPARISON absolutely!!

Let's keep praying, hoping and 'voting for the right person' for Nigeria to move forward.

A very beautiful and organized society here.
And this is what is achievable in my darling country if not for these corrupt poliTHIEFcians.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA!![/quote]" stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result" you can't be supporting Buhari in every thread and still hope for a better Nigeria.

Emmacolinho:
Oya wanlenle where you dey ooo

I dey for house

[quote author= post=67825191]Hmmmmmmm......

I can relate, [b]got 'here' just a couple of weeks ago, [/b]and there is NO BASIS FOR COMPARISON absolutely!!

Let's keep praying, hoping and 'voting for the right person' for Nigeria to move forward.

A very beautiful and organized society here.
And this is what is achievable in my darling country if not for these corrupt poliTHIEFcians.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA!![/quote]At d Bolden, you just got where?

[quote author= post=67825248]Baba De Baba....[/quote]Guy, must u comment on all thread?

sonmvayina:
Thank you,... You have given me a good idea.. I am going to turn this into a blockbuster movie... Hollywood here I come...

Good luck Bro.

I buy moto I dey travel go obodo oyinbo
Na Private Jet remain for me Baba you know
Okwudili biko bia na eba take e photo
E no easy to dey chill with Governor Ambode
Na Father figure the Governor e be to me oh
Since I lost my dad na him e don adopt me oh
I say gone are the days wey owu dey hugi me
Right about now all the Chiks dey sit down with me
I thank Jehova Agu n’eche mba akanchawa oh
(akanchawa)
Na Pounds and dollars me and my guys dey take shower
Oh (akanchawa)

SANTIGUADORA, hoi polloi

"David your food is getting cold", Sarah called, as her six year old son was glued to his Bible.
She snatched the Bible from him angrily.

"I've told you I'm late for work!" What are you looking for? For the past week you've been inseparable from this Bible," Sarah said as she helped her son to adjust his school uniform.

"Mom, I can't seem to find my answer , perhaps you can help me." David said.
"Okay but eat first and we can talk in the car." she replied.

On the way to school he asked "Mum, may I ask my question now? "
"Of course ",Sarah replied.
"Mum, are there two Jesuses?"

"What did you say?"
"Are there two Jesuses?", he repeated.
"Who taught you this heresy?", Sarah asked angrily. David knew his mum's temper and started shaking.

"Our new teacher taught us that... " Sarah interrupted
"So, your new teacher has been feeding you this nonsense!, David said, "No he said....." "Shut up!!" Sarah interjected"

"I will go and see him myself! I'd rather go to work late than allow this heresy to continue."

When they got to the school, Sarah walked straight to the headteacher's office and demanded that the teacher be sacked because the teacher was leading the children astray with heresies so the teacher was summoned to the office but he denied ever telling the children that there were two Jesuses.

So David, now in tears, was summoned and asked:

"Why do you think there are two Jesuses? "
Still crying he said:

"Our teacher told us that Jesus is our father and his children behave exactly like him. He said Jesus does not steal, lie, fight or stay away from church and his children are the same."
"Okay, that's true but that is not enough reason for you to believe that there are two Jesuses ", the headmistress said, wiping David's face. David continued:

"My mum says she is Jesus' daughter, she keeps singing: "I am a child of God", but mum still fights. I saw her take daddy's money last month and when daddy asked her, she lied about it. Also we have not been to church for about five months. Just this morning, she fought with daddy and was very rude to him so I've been thinking that Mummy's Jesus is a different Jesus from my teacher's Jesus; that's why I kept searching my Bible to see if I would find my mummy's Jesus in there.......

By this time, Sarah was in tears and both the headmistress and David's teacher were looking down in embarrassment!

Sarah was so ashamed that she could not look into her son's eyes........

Does your character and behaviour make people question whether you serve a different Jesus?

Are You an example of Christ?
Think about this and share.

aAK1:
u miss the point. the bible itself warns us of false prophets. so in this kingdom we have plenty of the bad and if i say my spirit agrees with this one its none of your business. work in the light that you have received

Why don't you go back and read what you first posted... 'The Only pastor your spirit agrees with" even the devil did not only recognized Jesus alone... Jesus I know, Paul I know

Princeboca12:
Brother, there are still genuine churches around you. Ask the holy spirit for the gift of discerning of spirits. God bless you!

Seconded!!

olawamide042:
Looking at the Pictures moves me to tears..I am happy for them....I once witnessed a real life Miracle back then when Churches were still Churches....

Churches are still churches! The fact that we hv wolf in sheep clothing does not mean there are no good ones

aAK1:
the only pastor my heart truly agrees with

Stop been myopic pls...
If you don't know what to say just praise God and move on....
A kingdom divided against itself can't stand.... Even d devil can't speak against the acts and men of God like some Christians do.

AngelicBeing:
Oyedepos financial heavens is always opened per second per second, there is a mystery at work in his life that several preachers don't have, I don't think tithes and offerings alone can do all this

I was in a prayer meeting this afternoon when the pastor asked us to pray for financial blessings.. I got mad cos since I discovered this little secrets from bishop Oyedepo's teaching in August 2010,i hv never prayed for financial blessing. I practice the Covenant of prosperity and I get blessed

Baba Iyabo

Hmmm..... Following