adetoroamos:
I dey church now reading ur nonsense, the usher think am writing something down to my phone note

Hmmm... Think say na only me ooo

Baba God dey patient oooo

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
OOOH! So this thread is meant for guys to come in to view their fellow man's D? Kinda gay if u ask me. The op is really slow.

नहीं
nahin to gay my dear

....
Look at wat Buhari has turned Nigeria to

Destiny I guess

Nwanyiawkaetiti.... Wat u looking for on this thread?

Hope this life of a police is not airforce1 cos the writing pattern is the same

He walked in the house only to find his wife angry, deflated, moody, irritable, frowning and with a long face.

"Hey love" he greeted her as he placed the newspaper on the table.

"Hey" she said with a dull tone. She was struggling to remove her shoes.

"You've just arrived?" He asked her as he went to the kitchen to drink a glass of water.

"Yes" she answered.

"The kids?" he asked.

"They are upstairs. Changing clothes and taking a bath" she answered as she stood up dragging her feet to place her shoes at the corner near the door.

"Are you OK?" He asked her.

"Yes" she answered.

"No you're not. You don't sound and look OK. Come on. Talk to me?" He asked as he moved closer to her.

"Aah! You and your many questions. Can't you just let me be? I have had a really bad day and I am not in the mood" she said.

He looked at her as she walked past him and went to the kitchen where she banged things in the sink.

"What are you doing? You want to start cooking?" He asked her as he followed her.

"What does it look like I am doing? Some of your questions are childish. Too much" she told him.

"Don't start cooking now. Come. Let's go to the bedroom" he requested, grabbing her hand.

"It's late. I need to start cooking or the kids will sleep late. I have no time" she declined.

"Just come. Please" he pleaded.

"If it's sex. I am not in the mood" she told him off as she reached in the kitchen cabinet to pick up a packet of rice.

"My love. Please" he pleaded reaching out for her hand.

She gave him her hand. He held her by the waist as they climbed up the staircase.

They entered inside the bedroom. He closed the bedroom door.

"Will you join me for a moment of worship? Let's kneel and worship God for a few minutes" he requested.

They both knelt on the floor and started to worship. He started singing and she joined him.

They broke out into whispers to God. She started crying as she fixed her eyes on Jesus. She shook her head side to side, clapping, lifting hands, deep in worship.

"Honey, talk to God about what happened today. Tell Him about your long day" he whispered to her.

Her lips moved. No sound from her lips. Eyes closed. Tears flowing down her cheeks.

A smile returned back to her face.

She held his hands and prayed.

"Thank You my Heavenly Father for Your throne of grace and mercy, for lifting up my burdens, for being my rock. Thank You for giving me such an amazing husband who reminds me of worship when life's issues overwhelm me, who points me back to You when I am busy focusing on the meaningless struggles of earthly life, my career and the hustle and bustle that can easily distract. This is what I love to do, to lift up Your name no matter how good or bad my day is. And as I worship You, I feel better, You lift up my countenance, I gain back strength, I smile again, You sort things out. I will not worry. Forgive me for how I treated my husband earlier when all he was trying to do is to care for me. In Jesus' name we pray. Amen" she prayed.

"Amen" he concluded the prayer with her.

He kissed her forehead.

"You look and sound much better. I forgive you Darling. Life has it's ups and downs. You may not feel like talking to me sometimes, but please, talk to God. Let everything else wait, talk to God. Don't be so busy living life when worship awaits you" he told her.

She moved closer to him and kissed his lips passionately.

They sat on the bedroom floor, his back leaning on the bed, she leaning on him as they kissed some more.

They cuddled. There.

She opened up to him and told him all the struggles she had during the day. How she got into a misunderstanding with mother, how things didn't go as planned, the pressure at work, the car accident she had driving home, the amount of duties in need of her attention at home.

She felt safe in his arms. Laughing. Smiling.

"OK Honey, let's go cook. I will help you cook" he told her.

They got up.

Walked downstairs to the kitchen.

They made jokes and sung as they cooked.

Their children watched mom and dad in a good mood and joined them.

Dinner was ready much faster and it was more fun making it.

They ate as a family.

Went to bed peaceful and happy ready for a new day.

Worship is powerful. Lifting up the Lord, does wonders in you. Pause for a while. Take a moment to worship. You will be better, your marriage and home will be touched by God.

Focus on the God who doesn't change, not your temporary situations.

This is very inspiring for couples
Cc: Lalasticlala, mynd44

donstan18:
You mistakenly slept with two men, asin you were jejely walking on your own and sperm mistakenly and accidentally crossed the fence and jammed your pussy and mistakenly took your pant off!..... What a mistakenly fvck!!

Well, you came to the best and right place.

Just bring the pictures of those three men you slept with, drop them on a table and start singing 'tumbom, tumbom. Bascalaba, tumbom, tumbom, bascalaba, alaba alaba kpoi kpoi,' . one of the pictures will shake and you'll surely know the person responsible.


Nonsense!

Donstan18!!!
I don die.

Thegeneralqueen:
They look cute together but shading daddy freeze Ain't necessary

How did he shade baby freeze here?
OP, u better mind ur self

Lifeofpolice1:
abi
I can write better than this ooh

U try my Bro.
Just messing around

Lifeofpolice1:
C moi problème

Oui au non

C'est non

Ur French eh....

JasonScolari:
And this bullshit is gradually trending.... Enugu, Kaduna and now Ibadan.




Nairaland feminist association, I hope you guys are seeing things for yourselves? Continue to watch, we go see for Shiloh 2022.

Wetin bring shiloh for this matter now?

Likes attracts likes

What are you doing with love with empty wallet?
Wait they are coming for you..... Theupsetgirl!!!

fulaniHERDSman:
hell roof high's hands clearly spotted

U must be a seer

Can't wait ooo

misreal:
Buhari should learn from this....

Seconded!!!



But he should do that from Daura.

He walked in the house only to find his wife angry, deflated, moody, irritable, frowning and with a long face.

"Hey love" he greeted her as he placed the newspaper on the table.

"Hey" she said with a dull tone. She was struggling to remove her shoes.

"You've just arrived?" He asked her as he went to the kitchen to drink a glass of water.

"Yes" she answered.

"The kids?" he asked.

"They are upstairs. Changing clothes and taking a bath" she answered as she stood up dragging her feet to place her shoes at the corner near the door.

"Are you OK?" He asked her.

"Yes" she answered.

"No you're not. You don't sound and look OK. Come on. Talk to me?" He asked as he moved closer to her.

"Aah! You and your many questions. Can't you just let me be? I have had a really bad day and I am not in the mood" she said.

He looked at her as she walked past him and went to the kitchen where she banged things in the sink.

"What are you doing? You want to start cooking?" He asked her as he followed her.

"What does it look like I am doing? Some of your questions are childish. Too much" she told him.

"Don't start cooking now. Come. Let's go to the bedroom" he requested, grabbing her hand.

"It's late. I need to start cooking or the kids will sleep late. I have no time" she declined.

"Just come. Please" he pleaded.

"If it's sex. I am not in the mood" she told him off as she reached in the kitchen cabinet to pick up a packet of rice.

"My love. Please" he pleaded reaching out for her hand.

She gave him her hand. He held her by the waist as they climbed up the staircase.

They entered inside the bedroom. He closed the bedroom door.

"Will you join me for a moment of worship? Let's kneel and worship God for a few minutes" he requested.

They both knelt on the floor and started to worship. He started singing and she joined him.

They broke out into whispers to God. She started crying as she fixed her eyes on Jesus. She shook her head side to side, clapping, lifting hands, deep in worship.

"Honey, talk to God about what happened today. Tell Him about your long day" he whispered to her.

Her lips moved. No sound from her lips. Eyes closed. Tears flowing down her cheeks.

A smile returned back to her face.

She held his hands and prayed.

"Thank You my Heavenly Father for Your throne of grace and mercy, for lifting up my burdens, for being my rock. Thank You for giving me such an amazing husband who reminds me of worship when life's issues overwhelm me, who points me back to You when I am busy focusing on the meaningless struggles of earthly life, my career and the hustle and bustle that can easily distract. This is what I love to do, to lift up Your name no matter how good or bad my day is. And as I worship You, I feel better, You lift up my countenance, I gain back strength, I smile again, You sort things out. I will not worry. Forgive me for how I treated my husband earlier when all he was trying to do is to care for me. In Jesus' name we pray. Amen" she prayed.

"Amen" he concluded the prayer with her.

He kissed her forehead.

"You look and sound much better. I forgive you Darling. Life has it's ups and downs. You may not feel like talking to me sometimes, but please, talk to God. Let everything else wait, talk to God. Don't be so busy living life when worship awaits you" he told her.

She moved closer to him and kissed his lips passionately.

They sat on the bedroom floor, his back leaning on the bed, she leaning on him as they kissed some more.

They cuddled. There.

She opened up to him and told him all the struggles she had during the day. How she got into a misunderstanding with mother, how things didn't go as planned, the pressure at work, the car accident she had driving home, the amount of duties in need of her attention at home.

She felt safe in his arms. Laughing. Smiling.

"OK Honey, let's go cook. I will help you cook" he told her.

They got up.

Walked downstairs to the kitchen.

They made jokes and sung as they cooked.

Their children watched mom and dad in a good mood and joined them.

Dinner was ready much faster and it was more fun making it.

They ate as a family.

Went to bed peaceful and happy ready for a new day.

Worship is powerful. Lifting up the Lord, does wonders in you. Pause for a while. Take a moment to worship. You will be better, your marriage and home will be touched by God.

Focus on the God who doesn't change, not your temporary situations.

This is very inspiring for couples.

Looking for the nearest NCAN office to register my name.

Wetin for when that lizard of Ubima(Ameachi) will give birth before I'll comment.

lyrical:
which people are playing Arsenal today?

Eyimba

He who walk with the wise will be wise.....

Hope his followers becomes millionaire too?

Looking for the nearest NCAN office to register my name.
If you know you know.

Well articulated sanator Shehu Sani..
That midget from Kaduna should be held responsible

Sarang:
cool


Please see my signature

Still waiting to see "check my signature"

FrenchWay:
...
This could be the most ugly celebrity in Nigeria, this Bambam.

After Toke Makinwa, she takes my number two spot.

See forehead like Goruba.

Haba! Dan Allah mon ami.... Tu est vraiment merchant.

MaziOmenuko:
Sorryoo, I thought Cameroun was a franco-phone nation? What are they doing in the common wealth games?

Google is ur friend bro

OP, u r high on Osogbo weed dis morning!
I can bet you ve never heard any sermon from winners chapel before hence ur myopic judgement

Toks06:

You n who prayed? I'm sure you're not talking about the God of heaven.. Even your Allah will disappoint you in 2019

His allah is even disappointed and tired of buhari