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Religion / Re: I Pray To Die Same Day With My Wife Says E.A Adeboye by Paradoxical(m): 2:05pm On Jul 16, 2023
So this is love! Paranranran🎺🎷🎻🎹
Politics / Re: If A Presidential Candidate Wins The Majority Of The Votes But Doesn't Have 25% by Paradoxical(m): 1:02pm On Feb 24, 2023
If you are in a class as a student where you offer 24 subjects, the pass mark is 50 and you want to lead your class. You scored an average of 90 in 20 subjects and the rest below 50. Now, another classmate of yours scored 50 in all the subjects. Now, what do you think has happend? 😏
O ti fail niyen now

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Politics / Re: Governor Oyetola Pencils 50 Lawyers. APC, Adeleke Trade Words by Paradoxical(m): 8:26am On Jul 20, 2022
Dindinrin!
He wants to wast the little remaining money he stole. Owo wo'gbo.
Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: Sokoto Mob Killed Her Before Over 100 Security Agents - Father by Paradoxical(m): 11:53am On May 18, 2022
It was gathered that she ran into the security base and the security guards released her as they were overpowered.��
In other words, they pushed her out from hiding to the mobs because they were all on the same page.�
God is watching!

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Politics / Re: Fayemi Declares For 2023 Presidency, Promises Good Governance (Full Speech) by Paradoxical(m): 5:24pm On May 04, 2022
My own worry na d way bandits tek dey demand for 100 million naira on every victim like say na 2k and one party dey demand for d same amount for their presidential form too..

Banditory everywhere.
Romance / Re: What Was The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl After You Asked Her Out? by Paradoxical(m): 11:57am On Mar 21, 2022
Hmmmmm. My own na brother zoning oo. grin
That statement used to be very unpleasant to my hearing.
Anytime i heard " you are like a brother to me" my heart go dey beat like lister gen, my body go come dey hot anyhow.
But after some time, she was dating a neighbor and I began to thank God it never worked after seeing her level of greed.
I now became her benefactor one day she's was stranded with no show of interest any longer and she's always quick to tell people I was at fault, I didn't press hard. He is a very good man........bla bla bla
But, ko kan aye undecided

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Ukrainian And Russian Officials Meeting In Belarus by Paradoxical(m): 5:01pm On Feb 28, 2022
Kingpin1000:
And no Pastor saw this...
One pastor actually did but he was not taken seriously because he was an African. His name is prophet T. B Joshua. Search for the video. You will see it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (3 - 2) On 4th December 2021 by Paradoxical(m): 3:19pm On Dec 04, 2021
Seankhalifa:
If man City top epl.. na wahala be dat ohh
That team on top of the EPL table is not always funny I swear

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Kwande, Benue. Kill 5, Injure Others (Graphic Photos) by Paradoxical(m): 9:20pm On Mar 04, 2020
tsephanyah:
Thought and prayers. RIP

RUGA is the solution

Since the return to democracy in 1999, Nigeria has been grappling with diverse security challenges, chief among them are insurgency, election violence, kidnapping and most recently, the herder-farmer conflicts among others. The north central states of Benue, Plateau and Nasarawa and other states have experienced conflicts that led to thousands of deaths and displacements as a result of clashes between pastoralists (herders) and local farmers in several communities. In January 2018 alone, Amnesty International reports indicate that 168 people were killed as a result of herdsmen-farmer clashes.1

Struggle over grazing land and scarce resources have over the years resulted in perennial and growing violent conflicts in terms of frequency, intensity and geographic scope. Underpinning the escalation in frequency of conflicts in Nigeria is a confluence of environmental and demographic forces, especially desertification caused by climate change and population explosion. Expectedly, with the depletion of arable land for subsistence farming largely as a result of increasing urbanisation and the adverse effect of climate change, especially along the Lake Chad basin, there is increased struggle between herdsmen and farmers – leading to violent confrontations and conflicts, deaths and forced displacement, as well as the destruction of agriculture and livestock.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 20th October 2019 by Paradoxical(m): 5:59pm On Oct 20, 2019
crazygod:
I think everybody now sees that without Salah, Liverpool is almost average. Salah sucks all the pressure of defense of the opponent.
fat lie! Where was Salah at champions league semi-final against Barcelona?

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Crime / Re: Female Kidnapper Stripped Unclad In Lagos (photos) by Paradoxical(m): 7:20am On Mar 16, 2016
baebae:
even if you want to beat the criminals why must they be stripped off their clothes..??, its very uncalled for
..... Wetin u want again? Abi make dem dey romance am? U say make we no dey kill dem again, dey just give am small beating and hand am ova to your people so dat she go know how e be after dey don free am as usual. U still dey................ Mcteeeeeeeeew!
Politics / Re: Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi Confirmed As A Minister by Paradoxical(m): 4:30pm On Oct 29, 2015
Gbaaaam! Lo ba tan undecidedGbaaaam! Lo ba tan! Haters oya make una hug transformer.

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Education / Re: 35 Candidates Miss UNILORIN Post-utme Over Indecent Dressing by Paradoxical(m): 11:47pm On Aug 19, 2015
Iamsynord:
Dat is Unilorin ,a School where members of the opposite sex must not be caught at night together ,next thing na to expel
It would have been better if you shut your mouth than spitting rubbish.
I was there for complete 5yrs and I read at night with anybody I liked in classes all through. If you are not up to something else that will make you to be hiding yourself in the darkness, you have no problem. "Probitas doctrina" that's our slogan. Meaning diligence in learning and character. That is what we stand for.
Politics / Re: It Was Sacrilegious For APC Governors To Boycott Ooni’s Burial – Afenifere by Paradoxical(m): 4:39pm On Aug 17, 2015
Uhnnnn! If I hear. Do we want everybody to respect the departure of a man who treated the sacred places of Yoruba land like stores where his corrupt political party members could just enter and acquire powers to gather fortune? No be here.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 16th August 2015 by Paradoxical(m): 8:31pm On Aug 16, 2015
waoooo! what a great day i had. best match of the week.

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