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Science/Technology › Re: Breakthrough Batteries Last 20 Years, Charge 70 Percent In Two Minutes by paranorman(m): 7:39pm On Oct 18, 2014
Research and develpment..!our Gov is not even research friendly.
Science/Technology › Re: Post Any PC Trial Version Software, Then I Will Get You The Full/crack Version by paranorman(m): 10:00am On Oct 16, 2014
Windows 8.1 upgrage(to pro) licence key..
Science/Technology › Re: Post Any PC Trial Version Software, Then I Will Get You The Full/crack Version by paranorman(m): 9:58am On Oct 16, 2014
Can you crack fifa15 and office 13 already?!!!??!
Science/Technology › Re: Scientist Discover That Atheist Might Not Exist by paranorman(m): 9:20am On Oct 13, 2014
Fars as i am concerned, there is no believer.. Deep down the subconcious, you hold on to somethng. Sooner or later, you'r gonna believe. Its just might be too late..
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Is Wonderful!!! by paranorman(op): 8:28pm On Oct 03, 2014
Funpeter: True bro, NL has done more good than harm too me thou people might not want too admit it. As for me I visit NL more often than even FB and Twitter.




GOD BLESS THE CEO
GOD BLESS NAIJA
GOD BLESS NAIRALANDERS......
yeah bro.. God bless us all.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Is Wonderful!!! by paranorman(op): 8:01pm On Oct 03, 2014
fabiano09: cheap attempt at making frontpage Lol
hey pinky, are you pondering what i am ponderig?!
Hehehe..
Nairaland General › Nairaland Is Wonderful!!! by paranorman(op): 7:20pm On Oct 03, 2014
....Those times when you is idle, when you got nothing serious on your mind..

....So, i was in one of those times and i thought about Nairaland. Its another world enitrely, b'lieve tha'.

But first, lets give honor to its due:
*first, MY sweet God, without who 'm a thing of nought and...
*Y'all should give up-some e-aplause- for Seun, C.E.O, NL.

NL, better still, Seun, who i think might have had the heat on from concerned NLanders about the quality of the eintirety of NL. If only those lay folks know the length of codes written to give you users interaction with NL and NLanders, mayb you'd be thinkin differently. Mayb only geeksdo really appreciate geeks. wink cheesy
Seun Osewa, i appreciate you dude. I like ur hardwork but stil, we need'em critics to stay 'healthy' and keep us on we toes.
A question for you though: what's your 'Seun' prefix huh?!

NL is nothing without you Nlanders. You guys are a great people:

the e-tribal warlords, the bold ones who never relinquish* their swords to attack/defend. And those ones that goes to the extent of creating alter-egos, ur hate is inversely proportional to ur life-span o. You guys need to love more,


the professional scammers; who hv taken the art of deceit to another level, whose source of innovation in the act never dries, who always get inspiration from the devil.. Your rewards is in terabytes, karma is gonna come, and she aint gon be knockin.

The bloggers, who never gets tired of redirectin us, God bless your hustles.

The ever-loyal e-political supporters, you'r acknowledged. Pdp/apc has got tresures in you guys. One advice: keep gettin high on crack, aii'?


'Adventure' seekers, rumour mongers, peace ambaseddors, non-Nigerians on NL, the good, the bad, the ugly, the bold, the timid, the geeks, the married, the singles, the old, the young....
... cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
...you guys are great...!

You gotta admit it, NL had given some of us voices.. If not, people like AndyBlaze and Krall/Krall and Liability will never get to have the chances of having their fantasies in reality-creating funny threads. Those guys can lie! Choi!

And please Seun, can we get the dislike button? We gotta have it.

Peace.
Happy Indepedence people.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fought Because Of A Woman/man by paranorman(m): 9:06am On Sep 30, 2014
folameme: dnt think like dis bro,u should always fight for ur woman
nah.. I cant fight just because she fell in love with another man or so. Its her choice and i just dont like forcing things to work out.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fought Because Of A Woman/man by paranorman(m): 7:32pm On Sep 29, 2014
Vikkyk10: abi o,Christ Jesus paid it all.
big yeah!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Hate My Job by paranorman(m): 7:22pm On Sep 29, 2014
Arsenate: @debbie, yeah, my colleagues are predominantly females. I try as much as I can to keep to myself and not get involved in their gists but even that is misconstrued as arrogance.
thanks for your response. I'll try my best to enjoy my job.
thanks to y'all
i guess this just prove we all have our strengths and weaknesses. Different strokes for different folks.
Follow Deb's advy. But first, to enjoy ur job, you gotta enjoy urself. Get this conception of having crazy colleges. Instead, try to see any iota of positivity in 'em so matter ow pesky you thaink they are. And you gotta stop worryin about what this people think about you, as long as you are goodt to er'body, need care less'bout all dem annoyin talks..
My friend, you'r a man. Least thing you should care about is the worrry some folks give you. You got male folks dont ya, r personal persons? Guy, lock up.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fought Because Of A Woman/man by paranorman(m): 6:52pm On Sep 29, 2014
You need to come out clear defining 'fighting for a woman/man'.
I can stand by my woman and 'fight' for here if her rights get trampled upon or she gets cheated or someone tries to hurt/abuse her. This i'l will do with such great civility and wisdom.
I cant fight/go into heated argument with another man to the extent of word/physical abuse for a some girl just because she wanna abscond with another man or she suddenly falls for another man. Its her choice. I cant die for nobody, someone already done did it for me to live, abeg.
Science/Technology › Re: Earth's Water Older Than The Sun by paranorman(m): 5:48pm On Sep 28, 2014
And they just found this out?! Wel, the Bible already figured this all out. There's more to this water thing.
Politics › Re: Azeez Ashake Shot Dead In Isale-Eko by paranorman(m):
thwarrior72: When such people die, I don't have any atom of feeling or sympathy for them. Muslims in lagos should ask themselves some salient questions, why always them?,what did they see or gain in thugish life?. Why do they populate & make up 90% of tout and miscreant in lagos & SW?
i tot i was the only one that noticed this association of is**m with thug life. I was even thinkin of doin a project work on that..
Right post, wrong trend and time. Most people will misunderstand you and as already, they have!
TV/Movies › Re: The Best Cartoon(s) You've Watched?? by paranorman(m): 2:18pm On Sep 21, 2014
rocgirl: gringringrin
yeah! 'M tellin y'all!
TV/Movies › Re: The Best Cartoon(s) You've Watched?? by paranorman(m): 6:14pm On Sep 20, 2014
IfyAngela: I love hotel translyvania too smiley
stop mentioning me, k?!
Business › Re: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by paranorman(m): 9:39am On Sep 18, 2014
ZACHIE: Rubbish
NL is a go-to-resource centre by the serious and academic, Linda is just garbage.

After all the rubbishy hype, NL will get better and stronger down the line, Linda will be dead buried, and forgotten.

And, true, SEUN does not need to thrust his face in your face.

He is who he is, a nerd, a workaholic.....take it or prostrate to a moving trailer
me likey! Three gbosa for you: gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!!
Seriously, i aint like it when folks compare two entirely different platform on NL. I once visited her blog, 'twas light years behind NL!
They compare a complex simple-lookin forum like NL with a blog?! Most of 'em dont even know the length of diffrnt codes written to make NL what it is today -its sense and simplity, its friendly UI, its dynamism on desktop and mobile, gives we users 'e-voices', its continous improvements; NL is even data-friendly....!
Programming › Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by paranorman(m): 8:20pm On Sep 16, 2014
xterra2: I have given you all the information you need, pick your choice based on my EXPERT analysis wink[/size]
grand master, your emminence speak like someone who has bn programin since before Noah built the ark! smiley
teach me the art of programmin, i beg of you master. I promise you'l have all my allegiance; i pledge'em all! cheesy

i am currently learnin sometin on xhtml/css/php/javascript cos i think its a startin point before goin into programmin proper.

I can see you hate windows, wel sorta, unfortunately, i am a windows fanboy...

Which programmin language can i start with? tell grandmaster, tell me! I will hacken to ur e-voice. wink
Science/Technology › Re: The Top 10 Most Overrated“geniuses” by paranorman(m): 4:36pm On Sep 15, 2014
Blakjewelry: thinking of the best explanation to give. Using your example, in basic computer, your data exist in {00 01 10 11} but in quantum computer, your data is superimposed on each other {}. Thats why i said they are in dual state, so it is no longer a case of 00 01 10 11 as individual but as one.
i get it now. I'l read sometin up on that later. That (may) is (be) the future of computin
Science/Technology › Re: The Top 10 Most Overrated“geniuses” by paranorman(m): 11:37am On Sep 15, 2014
Blakjewelry: A normal computer process data in bits, in form of ones and zeros. that is their form of data processing can only exist in either ones or zeros. A quantum computer form of data procession exist in dual state. I.e it does not need to choose between ones and zeros, it pick the right ones or zeros.
would'v wrote 'wow', but honestly, i didnt get it like i would want to. i am tryin to picture ow it works. I am not as dumb as you think bro, i am tryin to interprete this to get it once and for all.
For example. If i wanna program the way my electric bulb illuminates at home using a 2 bits system, i can get 4 states:
-00, off.
-01, dim.
-10, bright
-11, very bright.

So, how will this quantum computer select the 1s and 0s here..?
Science/Technology › Re: The Top 10 Most Overrated“geniuses” by paranorman(m): 9:21am On Sep 15, 2014
I am only quite cool with one on ur list, the artist that drew things and people gave so much hype on!
Science/Technology › Re: The Top 10 Most Overrated“geniuses” by paranorman(m): 9:18am On Sep 15, 2014
Blakjewelry: Some of the names you mentioned of whom credit were not given are great minds with all due respect, but they were all pace setter and most of them were involve in basic science. When it come to advance science mostly about the universe, scientist like einstein, hawkings are gods. Some of the predictions of einstein requires super computer to test them, some prediction still hold till date i.e gravitational lensing and others still require more advance computer to test them.
By the way do you know america is building the first quantum computer that will be able to disable any form of security base on prediction of some of the genuis you called overrated?
whats a quantum computer? Answer me. I dont wanna use google. Make it simple too.
Science/Technology › Re: Defying The Laws Of Physics ; Immovable VS Irresistible Forces by paranorman(m): 9:04am On Sep 15, 2014
whatofyou: I think two things are bound to occur:

1) An explosive force, capable of destroying the two titans; or

2) A repulsive force, a kind of back-to-sender on the irresistible force, with none of the titans scorched.
i'l go with one. Buts its all abstract.
Romance › Re: My Brother Wants To Marry A Lady I Paid #200 To Sleep With In 2011(advice) by paranorman(m): 9:01am On Sep 15, 2014
Enasco1: pls wot does dx sentence meanhuh
sometimes, in communication, some statement mutully exhausts all possible info.
Science/Technology › Re: Finally! Scientists Prove There Is Life After Death (see How) by paranorman(m): 8:53am On Sep 15, 2014
Of course, there hv always bn life after death, even since the beginning of life itself; the begining of life here on earth. The paranormal is real you either belief or not belief but to ur own detriment. Anyway, this experiment is not substantiative enough
Science/Technology › Re: 4 Year Old Hacks FBI Site! by paranorman(m): 8:44am On Sep 15, 2014
A four years old hackin FBI computer? *scratches my head*
Romance › Re: My Brother Wants To Marry A Lady I Paid #200 To Sleep With In 2011(advice) by paranorman(m): 8:36am On Sep 15, 2014
Enasco1: U mean they shud ruin dia lives wt much cashshuh?
hehehe. R you bn sarcastic here or what? Nobody is talkin runing no life here.
Politics › Re: My Top Ten Nigeria Conspiracies by paranorman(m): 7:59pm On Sep 14, 2014
We need the old folks on the forum for lil' help here... As for me, was quite young to worry meself about some of this event, talkin'bout the Ghana-must-go saga and Abacha's death. All i think i got on Abacha was the relieve/celebration i saw in the old folks when Abacha died. The rest i read about. But i knew his tenor was marked my terror/fear.
Romance › Re: My Brother Wants To Marry A Lady I Paid #200 To Sleep With In 2011(advice) by paranorman(m):
I just couldnt judge her. She's human too. Only thing 'm concerned about is if she's turned a new leaf. Such is life. World is a small place. You girlie folks shouldnt ruin ur life for few straps of cash, u dont get luckie everytime; not everyone always get the luxury of another chance. Karma is so attractive, you just cant avoid her. I wish the girl in ur story luck but i feel for you coz its ur bro - blood's blood man. Peace.
Phones › Re: Microsoft To Dump Nokia And Windows Phone Brands by paranorman(m): 12:05pm On Sep 14, 2014
Bryan12: Why can't microsoft just focus on O.S and softwares?And leave mobile phone manufacturers to do their thing?
becos that the future of tech- mobility! You'v gt to be mobile. A time will come when everytin a desktop; every thingy thing, a mobile device will do!
Christianity Etc › Re: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by paranorman(m): 8:17pm On Sep 07, 2014
As a true xtain, i cannot judge here, Can i? Tsk, tsk tsk. Only God knows those who truly serves him. Thank God for the Holyspirit. If my Spirit doesnt agree with urs, then you'r a gonna too me. Every tree bears fruit you know; a mango's cant bear pine-apples; ow much more sons of men. Tsk, tsk, tsk.. Al i care about is making heaven and havin life immortal. So help me God..
Phones › Re: Fifa 15 Andriod by paranorman(m): 8:02pm On Sep 05, 2014
eemalex: Time to prepare my cracking kits.
after you crack am finish, no forget me o..
Romance › Re: My Gf Call Me 'sir' by paranorman(m): 5:29pm On Sep 03, 2014
grin grin grin
may be you are an "ancient of days!"

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