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Science/Technology › Re: 25 Most Notorious Hacker To Ever Get Caught by paranorman(m): 12:06pm On Jul 12, 2014
I just love computers..! One day, i'l become a computer god!
Romance › Re: My Married Ex Wants To Compensate Me by paranorman(m):
Eya.. Pele.. I understand your Ex's reason for wanting to compensate you. Prob he's gotten remorseful and wants to set things right. I think you just forgive him and move on; if thats what he really wants and nothing more from you, forgive him.. About the money part, i say no. U are worth more than that and believe me, ur man will come knockin at the door of ur heart and will love u genuinely*. Stick to ur self esteem and nver let one Ex wash dem down the drain... Ur man will come. Just be good.
Programming › Re: Grab Over 500 Free Programming Books From This Link Below by paranorman(m): 8:07pm On Jul 07, 2014
digitalafrica: Depending on the link you click, some you can read online and some will open in a pdf file and you can instantly download.
thanks.. I appreciate this. I hope its as you wrote here sha. Because my experience have made me not to trust this kinda sites so i kinda trust anything on torrent. 'least, its realiable. I try it when i get on my PC. Ow realiable is the site?
Programming › Re: Grab Over 500 Free Programming Books From This Link Below by paranorman(m): 7:56pm On Jul 07, 2014
digitalafrica: I understand sir, but it's not.
okay.. So ow do one download his choice e-book?
Family › Re: Why Do Toddlers Wear Their Footwears On The Wrong Legs? by paranorman(m): 7:48pm On Jul 07, 2014
Itrs normal.. To me, they seem not to care about it. They dont care about many things; no self-awareness and this is what makes dem cute.. cheesy
Programming › Re: Grab Over 500 Free Programming Books From This Link Below by paranorman(m): 7:41pm On Jul 07, 2014
I hope its not this sites that endlessly redirects you; asks you to download a app or trick you into downloading it.. Can be annoying man..
Adverts › Re: I Will Design Your Company Logo - Free. by paranorman(m): 7:12pm On Jul 07, 2014
[quote author=Polaris1][/quote]great! U're appreciated, big time.. Cool.
But can you please separate the logos, i wanna have'em separately not together.. Besides, i like the first one..
Programming › Re: Confussed by paranorman(m): 12:25pm On Jul 07, 2014
Its not a bad thing for you wanting a more payin line in IT but if i were a prospective employer recruitin for a position at I.T level, i wouldnt employ you. Why? You have no life goal! You just want a job line where you cn stack cash. Again, its not a bad thing in itself. Bill gate didnt start this way. Steve Jobs didnt start this way. There's difference between being rich and successful, success definitely brings wealth.
So my friend, sit right, find ur quiet time , ponder and wonder at what u really want for urself; find ur rhythm, if u're confused ask God if u r a believer. Discover urself dude! Goodie luckie
Adverts › Re: I Will Design Your Company Logo - Free. by paranorman(m): 8:10pm On Jul 06, 2014
ALX Corps..
Developes software, services and harware for solutions and convinience across business, education, leisure/enterntainment platforms.
Nairaland General › Re: How Did You Come About Your Monicker? by paranorman(m):
I love science and the paranormal. Good o' days when the tv movie series 'x-files' was shown... FBI Agent Mulder and Scully. X-files was about paranormal activities and i kinda liked the word 'paranormal', so i changed the 'l' innit to 'n' and whoooollaaaa! Swooosh! 'paranorman' came to life! Bn using this nick right from my sec school days and through out my uni days.. Was shocked when i saw the anima' movie 'paranorman'- was like, "hey, thats mine!" :@
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Arrested For Murder - PDP by paranorman(m): 10:16am On Jul 04, 2014
berem: Tinubu will only be arrested in your dreams!

For una mind....if I hear......


angry angry
just noticed a while now thats 'tas always you against some NLs esp on matters of APC/PDP.. I find ur personality interesting.. May i know you? *no strings attached*
Romance › Re: Which Is The Best Way To Share A Bed With Your Partner???(photo) by paranorman(m): 10:10am On Jul 04, 2014
datalossvictim1: G but E Preferably smiley
selfish gal
Politics › Re: Tinubu Adds N250 Million CONSAT to his falling Empire by paranorman(m): 10:00am On Jul 04, 2014
[quote author=madam_oringo]Again 99.9% of the posters above are ibos! All the negative posters are 99.99% ibos yet Tinubu was never a governor in Iboland! You never laid a dime of your ibo taxes to him, but guess who is crying the most? Ibos! This shows that ibos are cursed with mega problems. The remaining ones have been bought with money to keep cursing out their fathers and generations by pointing to another man when their entire generations will never have 0.1 Tinubu! Check what losers! PDP is paying money to ibos to come online and lay the groundwork for the hatred that will be an excuse for their next massacre, all for N 5 per post per day? Tinubu meanwhile rides on like a colossus, imagine his many people he will need to employ to manage the consat TV company? There will be many indigent ibos who will be crawling on their flat chest and scrawny appendages writing "I beg to apply letters" and he will still pity them and give them a small job or contract so that starvation does not unleash another epidemic on ibos.

To ibos, they'd rather have DSTV or some foreign company colonize Nigeria because they are slaves of money and lazy bastards! Well Tinubu may you live long and fulfill the best plans God will have you fulfil. May you leave 1000 Yorubas who will be in the mould of Chief Awolowo with the grit of Tinubu to survive modern day Nigeria! May your enemies never amount to anything in this life, all ibos who hate you shall be your slaves and slaves of your own people! Ibos say amen! Like their leader died a failed man and politician, so win they also die and wither but may it be worse for them for they shall see water and good in this same Nigeria but will not be able to get a drop to cool their dry, hot and parched tongues! Amen.[/quote]o boy! Omo mehn, eleyi gidi gan ni..! This one too much na.
Madam, tk it easy, its not worth it o jare.
Politics › Re: Founder Of Boko Haram Is A Member Of The Opposition - FFK by paranorman(m): 8:01pm On Jun 30, 2014
History have consistently proved it that a rolling stone gathers no mass. So what'l happen to FFK when the status quo changes if probably APC wins the election 2015? Decamp once again? I dont hate him nei do i care what he say or does, but i think a man should have integrity and eshew evil.
Politics › Re: Iraq/syria ISIS ISLAMISTS - Islamic State Of Maghreb Will Include NIGERIA! by paranorman(m): 7:53pm On Jun 30, 2014
Why cant some people express their views wthout insultin other party?! Shymexx, i think u should just chill out. Let go so you wont help no one in derialing this thread. I am no good at international politics but i ike it when i see intelligent arguments. So y'all world news followers should come here and argue ur brains out- this i enjoy!
Phones › Re: No Root Firewall The Saviour Of Android Data Draining by paranorman(m): 7:35pm On Jun 30, 2014
Blackchampion: http://files.globalapk.com/download2276.html
gettin error message. Link wont load through.
Phones › Re: No Root Firewall The Saviour Of Android Data Draining by paranorman(m): 4:00pm On Jun 30, 2014
lawrenceunaa: The no root firewall android app prevents apps from accessing the internet without the user's authorization. you need no to restrict background all u need is to open the firewall and red-tick the apps to be restricted. screen shots below
Where cn I download it from? Post links pls
Phones › Re: Google Kills Off Quickoffice by paranorman(m):
Competition makes the markets go 'crazy'. Wel for me, the only reason i use a nokia lumia windows phone is coz of its office feature bn that its classic, and the official feel of the phone to me... Love andriod coz its open, lots of tweeks and tricks. IOS is so closed; the phones feels to me like i am bn traped- hate bn 'imprisoned' mehn.
Romance › Re: Guys Be Careful, That Girlfriend Of Yours Could Be A Very Cheap Lady by paranorman(m): 11:57am On Jun 29, 2014
Op my guy, howfar na?
Noticed all ur threads are always about relationship issues; good boy-bad girl stuffs. Girls can be bad, boys too. Truly, there are lotta fishes in the sea, not all are edible and not all creatures in the sea are fishes. Boys can be cameleon, women can be snakes. So chill, live happy and get women off ur mind! Fear dem not, respect dem, but handle dem with ur brains.. Thats all.
Romance › Re: Sandra, A Gurl I Wrongly Met. by paranorman(m): 1:33pm On Jun 28, 2014
oshyno: Women !! I dey fear who no fear them. Those species are from anoda planet. My ex told me to my face he can't do without me without knowing dat d guy she secretely date had called me dat he has found a wife. Lo n behold it was my babe. As she was saying all those love love shieet I just dey look am. Told her what of IK(not real name) she was shocked. I just laughed and said chai una second name shud be Linus. She went numb.

They want fast life.Left me bcuz d guy na Jandi. Chai . Finding a way to come back now sef. Me I don BALE tey tey
bale tey tey?! cheesy nna mehn, if na me i go Usian Bolt o..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobberman's 2013 - 100 Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria. by paranorman(m): 12:42pm On Jan 10, 2014
Some those firms listed here only got name, workin condi so poor..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: KPMG Nigeria Graduate Tax Recruitment by paranorman(m): 7:23pm On Jan 08, 2014
Funpeter: Paranorma i sight you with sniper wey GEJ dey use also omoT.
i see u with binoculars.. You are on my snipper list o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: KPMG Nigeria Graduate Tax Recruitment by paranorman(m): 7:22pm On Jan 08, 2014
KaceeDcontrol: What is the subject of the mail? ''TAX'' alone or ''TAX Application- TRPS 0017''?
op, answer this na
Business › Re: Who Manages Money Better: Men Or Women? by paranorman(m): 7:05pm On Jan 08, 2014
Keepin all other factors constant.... from experience, women are better at managin their own purse very wel... But if its not their money, dey become pests; all dey would want to do is spend, spend, spend!!! But it also depends on the persectives.. Generally on a business level, men are better.. Considerin home finances, women are a lot better.. Thats why its always good for a man to have a thrifty woman as a wife; one who believes in investment, profit den expenditure... cheesy with such woman, a man can build an empire!
Business › Re: Who Manages Money Better: Men Or Women? by paranorman(m): 7:05pm On Jan 08, 2014
Well, from experience, women are better at managin their own purse very wel... But if its not their money, dey become pests; all dey would want to do is spend, spend, spend!!!
Phones › Re: Vivo Xplay 3S: World's First 2K Display Smartphone by paranorman(m): 11:38am On Jan 08, 2014
Nigerian market sha.. They dudes just think they can make anytin and sell dem in Nigeria... Nonsense.. 500+ dollars? Even if na 3gig ram nko? Even if na snapvulture self, Nigeria shouldnt ba dumpin ground! And all those companies wey dey cheat Nigerians outta their hard earned cash, wait till i becom the president o, i go show una pepper! So help me God.. :p
Politics › Re: Aviation Minister Scrambles To Cover Up Certificate Forgery Scandal by paranorman(op): 7:02pm On Jan 07, 2014
Funpeter: me gan sight you in 3D.
i see you.. With sniper
Nairaland General › Satanic Temple Unveils Design For 7-foot Statue In Oklahoma by paranorman(op): 6:52pm On Jan 07, 2014
A satanic group unveiled designs Monday for a 7-foot-tall statue of Satan it wants to put at the Oklahoma state Capitol, where a Ten Commandments monument was placed in 2012.

The New York-based Satanic Temple formally submitted its application to a panel that oversees the Capitol grounds, including an artist’s rendering that depicts Satan as Baphomet, a goat-headed figure with horns, wings and a long beard that’s often used as a symbol of the occult. In the rendering, Satan is sitting in a pentagram-adorned throne with smiling children next to him.

“The monument has been designed to reflect the views of Satanists in Oklahoma City and beyond,” temple spokesman Lucien Greaves said in a statement. “The statue will also have a functional purpose as a chair where people of all ages may sit on the lap of Satan for inspiration and contemplation.”

The Satanic Temple maintains that the Oklahoma Legislature’s decision to authorize a privately funded Ten Commandments monument at the Capitol opened the door for its statue. The Ten Commandments monument was placed on the north steps of the building in 2012, and the Oklahoma chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union has sued to have it removed.

Similar requests for monuments have been made by a Hindu leader in Nevada, an animal rights group and the satirical Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
In response, the Oklahoma Capitol Preservation Commission recently placed a moratorium on considering any new requests.

“Anybody can still make their request, but we’ll hold off on considering them until the lawsuit is adjudicated,” commission Chairman Trait Thompson said.
The push by the Satanic Temple has rankled elected leaders in this conservative state known as the buckle of the Bible Belt, who say such a proposal would never be approved by the commission.

“I think you’ve got to remember where you are. This is Oklahoma, the middle of the heartland,” said Rep. Don Armes, R-Faxon. “I think we need to be tolerant of people who think different than us, but this is Oklahoma, and that’s not going to fly here.”

While Greaves acknowledges the Satanic Temple’s effort is in part to highlight what it says is hypocrisy of state leaders in Oklahoma, he says the group is serious about having a monument placed there.

The group already has raised nearly half of the $20,000 it says it needs to build the monument.

“We plan on moving forward one way or another,” Greaves said.
Another Oklahoma legislator, Rep. Earl Sears, called the group’s effort “an insult to the good people of the state.”

“I do not see Satanism as a religion, and they have no place at the state Capitol,” said Sears, R-Bartlesville.

On its website, the Satanic Temple explains that it “seeks to separate Religion from Superstition by acknowledging religious belief as a metaphorical framework with which we construct a narrative context for our goals and works.

“Satan stands as the ultimate icon for the selfless revolt against tyranny, free & rational inquiry, and the responsible pursuit of happiness,” the website says....

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/01/06/satanist-group-unveils-design-7-foot-goat-headed-demon-statue-for-oklahoma/

Politics › Re: Aviation Minister Scrambles To Cover Up Certificate Forgery Scandal by paranorman(op): 5:37pm On Jan 07, 2014
obinoral: Nowhere to hide ma.
guy, i see you..!
Politics › Re: Aviation Minister Scrambles To Cover Up Certificate Forgery Scandal by paranorman(op): 3:31pm On Jan 07, 2014
Politics › Aviation Minister Scrambles To Cover Up Certificate Forgery Scandal by paranorman(op): 3:30pm On Jan 07, 2014
PREMIUM TIMES

Embattled Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah, and her associates have spent the last several hours scrambling to clean up the minister’s biographies on the Internet, following allegations that she lied about her academic qualifications, PREMIUM TIMES can report today.

News website, SaharaReporters,had Monday quoted authorities at St. Paul’s College, where Mrs. Oduah claimed she studied for Bachelor and Masters degrees, as saying they did not award her an MBA at anytime as the university does not even have a graduate school or graduate programme.

The minister is yet to respond to the allegations. Efforts by PREMIUM TIMES to get her to comment for this story were unsuccessful.

Joe Obi, her special assistant on media, did not answer or return calls.

Yakubu Datti, the spokesperson of the aviation agencies, who usually speak for her, said he was not aware of the allegation against the minister, and that he would revert after consulting the minister. He is yet to do so as at the time of publishing this.

However, this newspaper has observed an attempt by the minister and her aides to revise her profiles on the web with a view to cleaning up any reference to St. Paul’s College in her history.
Already, Mrs. Oduah’s biography on the website of the Ministry of Aviation has been revised, with references to St. Paul’s College now wiped out.

Stella Oduah's new bio without a university:

“Oduah-Ogiemwonyi received her Bachelors and Masters Degree (in Accounting and Business Administration respectively) in the United States,” the new profile said of Mrs. Oduah’s education, without any reference to the university she attended.

The Wikipedia page of the minister has also been hurriedly edited, and it now has no reference to the university Mrs. Oduah attended.

All links and reference materials on the Wikipedia page capable of linking the minister to the university that has disowned her have also been deleted.

Even the minister’s personal website has been reviewed to remove any reference to St. Paul’s College.

While the links leading to Mrs. Oduah’s foundation and photographs remain active, the other principal link, which should lead to her history page, has been deactivated.

It’s unclear whether it was being edited at the backend when PREMIUM TIMES visited the site.
Mrs. Oduah had in a resume she presented to the Senate as a ministerial nominee in 2011 indicated that she obtained a Master’s degree in Business Administration (MBA) from St. Paul’s College Lawrenceville, Virginia, United States.But SaharaReporters quoted the President of the college as saying his university had never in its 125-year history had a graduate school or graduate program.

The Provost Vice President of Academic Affairs, and the Vice President of Institutional Development said in response to the website’s inquiries, “We don’t offer any graduate programs here.”

The school’s website also indicates clearly that Saint Paul’s College awards only baccalaureate [bachelor’s] degrees.

It is not clear yet whether the minister received an undergraduate degree from the college as she claimed.

SaharaReporters said Dr. Claud Flythe, the college’s current president was unable to confirm that claim because the college had been closed since June 2013 after it lost accreditation.

Mrs. Oduah had since October being enmeshed in a a N255million armoured cars scandal in which she was accused of compelling an agency under her supervision, the Nigeria Civil Aviation Authority, NCAA, to buy her two exotic bullet cars at clearly inflated prices.

The purchase of the cars generated outrage for weeks because its cost was inflated, and it was neither listed in the government-approved budget nor did it comply with the Nigeria’s public procurement law.

The House of Representatives has since asked President Goodluck Jonathan to sack the minister but the president has failed to act.

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/152824-aviation-minister-stella-oduah-scrambles-cover-certificate-forgery-scandal.html

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