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How sad, I wish to know the cause of that fire so we can all take caution

I had a doppelganger when I was little, we were close friends but the resemblance faded away when we reached puberty

e be lyk say her ex been come house with lipstick for cloth one day

Him village people been dey tell am "you can do it"

It serves her right, what nonsense! As for me===>No boyfriend, no problem

Lol, just like seeing books with 'not for sale' in a bookshop. Where did he get the bags from sef

I remember when I was small I went to spend my holidays with my aunt and her hubby in the barracks, their neighbours wife was the soldier while the man teaches in one primary school. I remember one weekend she stayed out late and he locked her outside, she slept at our house that night, the next morning if you see the way she was kneeling and begging him ehn...
So seriously, guys shouldn't avoid her, it's just a profession and I don't think it would make her disrespectful to her husband or anything like that

They will just be spending extravagantly without any thought for the future, dem no know say one day one day, nobody would fall for their scams again. Oyibo people don dey wise up oh

See as I just stress my brain trying to decipher this nonsense

The funny thing is that after the poor masses have rallied and voted in "their president", they'll still be the first to start complaining. We living here in the north are seeing things oh, most core Hausa communities are living in abject poverty and derogatory conditions.

falcon01:
I swear, I opened my female friends Facebook bruh!!! Come and see Pakistani and Indian men dick pics. I swear they are more than 100.
You see texts like
"hey betiful"
Then 3 dirty dick pics**
Then
"Can u show bobs plis"
"Send yor vagene plis"

OMG! You're so on point, just post in an international group and the next thing you're getting messages and disgusting dick pics from random Indian and Pakistani guys with their bastardized English and they would be very polite as if they're asking for something important, always adding please at the end of each request.

Ah, they've sucked the living daylight out of the poor things

NobleAngell:
Chizoba is now Musa.

I know right?! I mean what's the essence of changing their names?

So you dey try tell us say na only one pair of socks you get abi? Make you open go fund me account so that we go contribute money make you buy more socks

festacman:
Our oyel money. Chai!

The worst thing be say we no dey even see the oil sef

Nikrose:
Gosh that guy is hot and handsome! Imagine having Young blood like him serving me
I wish I can have him too!

Anyways age is just a number, happy married life to them!

Ha aunty! hot and handsome? dat boy?! abi na different picture I dey see ni?
Anyway sha, they said beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

sukkot:
oh its a she ? thought she was a dude

OP why are you doing like dis na? Abi you're a Bobrisky?

shoprite:
"Remember what I said about killing you last? . . . I lied !"

Arnold Schwarzenegger==>John Matrix in Commando

tit:
The killers must be released

I hate this girl

A gentleman will see this topic and skip but 99.9% Nairaland guys will be rushing to come and see naked women, na God catch all of una.
OP good work.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Honestly The people are MAD. All of them are Insane!

I swear, so childish and immature

Look at the sort of embarrassing matter that was brought up on social media. Very disgusting and degrading.
As dem dey insult themselves so, how e dey do dem for body?
Which kind of country be dis sef?

Ofiadiegwu:
You're a guru. A movie man indeed

Lol na woman I be ooo, no change my sexuality for me

harmony75:
Maria makes me laugh � � � � how do you solve a problem like mariaaa how do you hold a moon beam in your hands.

Sound of music

Ofiadiegwu:
I don't know your lines.
Here are mine:
"......if it bleeds, we can kill it."
Which movie and by who?

Arnold Schwarzenegger, portraying Dutch in the Predator

1. Track him, find him, kill him.

2.Fool of a took! next time throw yourself in and rid us all of your stupidity.

3.They got a magnet plane?!

4.You have just been erased.

5.Do you own anything that doesn't have a skull on it?

6.This house is so full of people, it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone!

7.I can't stand that kid, he's a menance!

8.I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.

9.Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe.

10. I now pronounce you man and knife.

I didn't read it all but I think over the years, various people living in seaside villages across the world, mostly in Asia and South America have admitted to seeing mermaids and saying that they are as ugly as that sailor stated.

Pesin wey dey tiff clothe no wear clothe Shebi he went and sold his own clothes too...?

And the person videoing it couldn't do anything abi? Abeg gerrout

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