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Literature / Re: She Is Me, By Osas Igho Donsimonii.com by Parollawd(m): 9:28am On Mar 03, 2018
*Still on flashback*
Continuation from the previous chapter.
Waking up was really easy and quick,I didn't need to wake up to the sound of the alarm clock.
I looked at my cell phone which read 6:00am,I hurriedly rushed into the bathroom,after my really quick shower, I literally sprinted to my bed putting my towel in place, I mean it's not everyday a
person looses her chil d.
I looked through my wardrobe carefully not to wake up Gabriella and my Mum with my loud ruffling sounds. I finally picked a floral dress and a black coloured flat shoe to match,tied my hair in a high pony tail making sure not to reveal it's messiness.
I glanced at our old wall clock one more time and heaved a sign of relief when it read 7:00am. Looking at my mum's sleepy feature, tears rushed down from my eyes remembering my little Daniella. I haven't seen her for almost four months now,I know that she is obviously OK but I still had my fair chance of worrying about my little princess.
My eyes became blurry due to the amount of tears I had in them. I wiped it immediately not to ruin my makeup free face. I left a note on the coffee table telling mum I left already.
I collected my bag,the newspaper for the address of course but not forgetting to peck my little Gabby on her lips before dashing off.
_______
It took me about three hours before getting to the sight i'm in right now. I stared at the mansion while confusedly looking at the newspaper.
"Isn't this the right place" I murmured to my self getting a little bit frustrated. I mean I tried five houses before getting to this place. The houses around this estate are really too big for their own good,they screamed 'luxury'.
The smallest house here would be the duplex opposite the mansion i'm in right now all so big with vibrant colours and magnificent gates,I was almost drooling. Lost in dream world I didn't even realise the gate of the house slightly opening with an elderly woman popping her head through it.
"Hello there kind miss" she greeted spreading her contagious smile because I found my self smiling too.
"Good morning ma'am" I greeted back.
"I don't think I know you much my child,if I do please forgive my rude behaviour" she remarked trying to adjust her glasses to the tip of her nose to have a much better view of me.
"No ma'am you don't, please is this the residence of 'the Andersons'?" I shyly asked handing her the already rumpled newspaper.
"Yes my child,it's indeed here" she replied in an amused way,then clicked her fingers and smiled. "ohh did you perhaps come here for an interview?" She chuckled.
"Yes ma'am,so when does it start?" I asked feeling a bit uneasy.
"I'm sorry my dear no one lives here dear-"
" what do you mean no one lives here"I butted in trying to suppress my emotions.
"Well you see my dear,Mr Anderson had a bit of a business emergency to attend to so they decided to move in to London" she said with pity already taking in my sadden face..



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https://www.donsimonii.com/search/label/SHE%20IS%20ME?
Literature / Re: Crushed by Parollawd(m): 9:26am On Mar 03, 2018
CRUSHED Waking up to the sound of my alarm clock wasn't one of my favorite things to do. It was 5:30am already and I felt like I only closed my eyes for an hour. I looked out my window for a while, as this was my morning routine. Rolled over to the other side of my bed to check my phone for any calls or texts from you know wh o. None. I got off the bed to the bathroom, quickly took my bath, did my make up and was ready for work.

The office isn't far from my house. Just four blocks away so I didn't take my car. I worked as a janitor. Its been a year since I got the job.

Mom had been working her ass out to make ends meet in the family,Dad on the other hand was not helping matters. He would steal money from mom and go to gamble it all away. Sometimes, I wished that he had died a long time ago, but I didn't want my mother to loose the love of her life. No matter how hurt he made her feel, she had never stopped loving him. I pray he realizes that before it's too late.

I decided to help mom out with the financial status of the family. I pay for my brothers (George and Alberto) fees in school, I make sure that I send money for food stuffs before the end of every month. It isn't easy but I do my best to make sure that my family remains happy and satisfied.

"Good Morning pretty Elle" Billy greets politely like he always does.

I smile "morning Billy, you sleep well?" I responded.

"I sure did" he tells me while running off past me.

I smile again. Shaking my head. He's always in a hurry to nothing.

I got into the janitor's room, got changed into my uniform giving myself a little pep talk. I put my hair in a pony tail. Picked up my brush, mop and dust pan then headed to clean the reception.

"Good morning Rosie" I greeted the receptionist.

"Morning dear, uh.. You heard about our new boss?" She says dropping her pen like she'd just remembered something important to do.

Anytime I feel like snooping, I just go over to Rosie's table. Trust me when I say, women are the best story tellers.

"New boss? Nope. But please, do tell" I try not to sound savage.

"Well, Of course!. He is pretty young to be a boss. I mean where'd they even find him?" She looks at me expecting me to answer her question.

"Oh Rosie, I have no idea. Uhm... can we talk later? I need to go clean the boardroom." I tell her with a smile trying so hard not to look disrespectful.

"Okay dear." She said responding to my smile.

Its a wonder how smiles are contagious but that doesn't work on me.

I hated cleaning the boardroom. It's got lots of chairs and that does not make my job easy in any way.

I was almost done until I felt a presence in the room and when I turned, you wouldn't believe who it was. Luke??!!!

What in God's name is he doing here?? This must be a dream! It had to!!

I was about to loose my balance if it wasn't for the chair behind me.

"Hi, we meet again" he says with his incredible thick British accent and a smile.

He's got dimples.. Lawd! This man was like a Greek statue. His jawlines so perfect, his broad shoulders fitting into his suit. No no.. I need to stop these stupid thoughts. I barely know him.

"I guess so, good morning. But what are you doing here? I haven't seen you around as a worker. Do you work here?" I ask walking over to my materials trying not to fidget.

"I work here now, yes. As your boss" he says with a smile again.

Was he trying to flirt? Why is he smiling so much? And hell no!! Why does he have to work here? The least thing I wanted in this world was for any guy to know where I work and what I worked as.

"Okay good. Gotta go though. Bye" I walked away as fast as I could without looking back.

"Wait." He ordered

I froze then slowly turned to see him walking towards me.

"You forgot your mop" he said handing the little devilish object to me.

"Oh..." I laugh nervously

"Silly me, I'm sorry about that. Thank you" I said before leaving him standing there.

This isn't going to end well. I watch this in the movies. Your new boss who you kinda know and starts hitting on you. Threatening to fire you if you don't do whatever it is he wants you to do. And then you'd turn out to be a sex slave! Eeeek! No freaking way! I need to start searching for a new job. And quick before he tries any funny business.

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Celebrities / Wizkid Gets A Goat, How Much Will It Swallow For Him by Parollawd(m): 10:58pm On Feb 28, 2018
Nigerian Starboy wizkid took to Instagram today to unveil a baby goat as his new pet, this has drawn s much reactions from his fans and haters alike.
Anyways we at www.donsimonii.com thinks that Starboy must have gotten a goat maybe because he has been singing isi ewu on manya and hence will eventually use the goat for pepper soup or he just wants an animal that will join the money swallowing trends like that of the snake that swallowed 36 million or the monkey that ran away with 70 million
Note this post was created for fun, so what's your take, why did Starboy buy a goat, let us know

Source :http://www.donsimonii.com/2018/02/singer-wizkid-gets-goat-how-much-will.html?m=1

Celebrities / Why I Spent 9 Years In The University - Nigerian Comedian Ay by Parollawd(m): 1:39pm On Feb 28, 2018
Many may not know, and some would wonder why the popular and the recent best comedian spent 9 years in the University instead of the normal 4 years. However the comedian himself has shed light on the issue, unveiling the cause for spending mor than the due period in his tertiary education stage o life.
According to him.
" In December 1999 when my dad passed, It was difficult to take over his position as the first son. It became even more difficult when my mum decided to join him in no time.
Embracing the reponsibilities of taking care of my four sisters and two baby brothers wasn't the best message to preach to a waiting landlord whose rent must be paid in due time. The combination of being a big brother and father came with a price that kept me in Delta State University for 9 years as a student.
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Apart from the non-negotiable Christian upbringing from my parents, my dad always drilled me, and made me tough. He taught me how to be a strong independent youngman. How to carry my siblings along as a leader of purpose. Though it wasn't an easy journey for me or any of my younger ones, as we all struggled together. But hope was like the sun, which casts the shadows of our burden behind us.
I never stopped dreaming that one day our story would change and take each and everyone of us towards the direction of success. Apart from thanking God for all He has done for me as successful comedian, this is just my way of also saying "I AM PROUD" of my baby brothers @lanremakun of Lanre Makun Events and @yomicasual (the Fashion Designer) for embracing and indulging the paths that is beginning to position them as individual brands in their respective endeavours.
Above all, you guys must bear in mind that the only way to continue the journey to success, is to remain focused.
Humility is the true key to succeed in life. Eradicate every form of arrogance and self-indulging trap that will halt your blessings from God. See you at the top. "

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tobi Apologises To Cee-C, Tells Why He Put Her Up For Eviction by Parollawd(m): 1:35pm On Feb 27, 2018
BABANGBALI:
did you wash the March?
I was washing it in my house.... Till Nepa took the flight
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tobi Apologises To Cee-C, Tells Why He Put Her Up For Eviction by Parollawd(m): 9:06am On Feb 27, 2018
BABANGBALI:
I was very happy last Sunday when Manchester United beated Chelsea



I was happy for the beatinged too

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Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 8:00pm On Feb 24, 2018
PSTEMMA1960:
then she should locate the nearest brothel close to her, with serious commitment in oloshoism between now and 2020 she should be able to buy one for herself..


Wawu... U say na commitment... Lwkmd
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 7:08pm On Feb 24, 2018
durubennie:
Who b dis retard?
IPhone 8 for ur smelling dark pussy
Tufiakwa
I go use like 20k buy flowermill for calabar
I go buy the whole oppo way dey dere buy the bouncers change go still remain angry


Lwkmd
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 12:56pm On Feb 24, 2018
luwabrooklyn:
why will I give u an iPhone and bleep just u when I could get an X for myself and bleep all of u


Fym.... Sharp guy
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 12:56pm On Feb 24, 2018
PSTEMMA1960:
;Dif she is still a virgin let her contact cinderella, some ladies are auctioning thier virginty for a million dollars..


Very true... But this one is definitely not a virgin...
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 9:40pm On Feb 23, 2018
PSTEMMA1960:
to marry for my state it's nt even up to 20k, so why should i then buy an iphone for half a million naira for an olosho that is full of s.t.d.s and s.t.i.

Wawu.. Lwkmd
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 9:39pm On Feb 23, 2018
Collinsnice:
It’s better than this crap
What do kids know apart from pushing tyres
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 3:59pm On Feb 23, 2018
Collinsnice:
Take this poo to ftp?

I'm sure your type prefers the BBNAIJA and shii on fp
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 3:59pm On Feb 23, 2018
Collinsnice:
Take this poo to ftp?

I'm sure your type prefers the BBNAIJA and shii on fp
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 1:44pm On Feb 23, 2018
Lalasticlala, Seun, mynd44 front page Pls
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 1:43pm On Feb 23, 2018
GudluckIBB:


bro iphone8 no be here
by the way were she day when that french tourist day spend money on naija girls


The thing weak me...
This gal Hoeloshorism no be for here
Celebrities / Re: My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 1:04pm On Feb 23, 2018
GudluckIBB:


this one weak me

Oya find her username for Facebook na... Make u help her ministry.. Lwkmd
Celebrities / My Pu**y Is Yours, Get Me An Iphone 8+,teen Declares On Facebook by Parollawd(m): 12:57pm On Feb 23, 2018
People may call her all sorts of nasty names, however she doesn't care. All she wants is able men who could buy her iphone 8+, then get down with her.
According to her post on facebook, "itz slay princess jane" had said the key to opening her laps is just iphone 8+ , and she will be sexually available for such customer anytime .Apparently, she could be serious , of course everyone desires the luxurious product to upgrade standard. (see Screenshots below)


Source: http://www.donsimonii.com/2018/02/slay-princess-vows-to-lay-with-anyone.html?m=1#more

Celebrities / Speculated Sex Partners Debunk The Story About 10k Sexual Disagreement by Parollawd(m): 9:01am On Feb 22, 2018
Few days ago, two young teens actually leaked out their sexual misdeed apparently due to non-agreement according to the story shared, you can read the previous post Here https://www.nairaland.com/4357674/n10k-sex-partners-expose-themselves
The guy in question has however debunked the reality of the story saying "It was a prank" , hence its just to draw people's attention and for popularity in the famous group on facebook named New cuties facebook famous arena (Ncffa). So it was revealed that it was never real in the first place , the lady reportedly met with the guy in the scene literally to prank the group members, probably just for fun like people do. Screenshots proof was also presented just to convince people that the sex story posted was planned between the two.

By the way, this should serve as a lesson to other people who pull big pranks like this on Facebook, see Screenshots below
Source: http://www.donsimonii.com/2018/02/speculated-sex-partners-debunk-story.html?m=1

Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Come For Twitter User Who Promised To Give All Retweeters 10euros by Parollawd(m): 12:20am On Feb 08, 2018
Fweshspice:
person no fit follow una play again grin




Money is involved o... Lwkmd
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Tree Carving Of Oba Of Benin By Ibukun Emmanuel (Pictures) by Parollawd(m): 8:50pm On Feb 07, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:
People are sending cars to other planets and these ones are still carving trees.

This talk weak me... Choi

By the way, visit www.donsimonii.com today for your stories, articles and gists
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Replies Fan Who Said He Acts Like Jesus by Parollawd(m): 5:08pm On Feb 06, 2018
sensecementary:
[right]CLICK TO SUPPORT THIS ARTIST BELIEVE ME IT WILL ATTRACT THE THE HEAVENLY BLESSINGS the artist we've all being waiting for that can win Grammy internationally for Nigeria Has Emerge what are we waiting for lets increase his chances of winning massively by just clicking to watch his video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAQYHcEz94
CLICK TO SUPPORT THIS ARTIST BELIEVE ME IT WILL ATTRACT THE THE HEAVENLY BLESSINGS sincerely Nigeria is guaranteed through this wonderful song from Vera she's Already eyeing the Grammy with this hit song what are we waiting for lets increase her chances of winning massively by clicking to watch her video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NstZ5-ZGai0


I like your faith
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Replies Fan Who Said He Acts Like Jesus by Parollawd(m): 1:59pm On Feb 06, 2018
NIGHTFOX:
People and their numerous problem..

Lmfao
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Replies Fan Who Said He Acts Like Jesus by Parollawd(m): 8:26am On Feb 06, 2018
Lalasticlala, Seun, mynd44 front page Pls smiley
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Replies Fan Who Said He Acts Like Jesus by Parollawd(m): 8:25am On Feb 06, 2018
The guy Para ni sha grin grin grin
taylor88:
Lol
Celebrities / Frank Edwards Replies Fan Who Said He Acts Like Jesus by Parollawd(m): 8:19am On Feb 06, 2018
This is no new gist tho, but i decided to post it to educate and remind some peeps that God created us in his own image. Now to the gist
Well miracle rain singer, Frank Edwards posted a picture and one of his fans who was maybe looking to cause some online reaction decide to comment "sorry but why are you trying to look like you are God". The singer saw this and posted an epic reply "i am not trying to look like Jesus, I am like Jesus"
CHECK THE SCREENSHOTS BELOW



Source: http://www.donsimonii.com/2018/02/frank-edwards-replies-fan-who-said-he.html?m=1

Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Parollawd(m): 8:17am On Feb 06, 2018
grin grin ;
ayungmony15:
WHO TOLD YOU E-EXAM HAS PAST QUESTIONS sad

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