₦airaland Forum

Mimienudles:
go away joor

but y nah? where u want make i go nw,i no fit cmot for nairaland nah....'remember say,no bii u i carry cum,buh u i 'fit' carry go'

Mimienudles:
I'm single!

eyah...u r single!! wen u releasing an 'album'

Lala247:
I know the song, n i like sam smith too

it means u 'feeling d ni**a'......hope he dnt do a 'taio_cruz' for u (break your heart)...sha

ireneony:
when they buy a car

when they pay your school fees

when they give you salary every month

eehmm,excuse me...d post is #things guys do dt are damn cute n sexy...nd nt #tynz ATM do dt are damn cute nd sexy!!

Lala247:
Lol nice chat up line
Not heard that before

wow....its a nyc song..u try n listen to it....nd u go 'la la la la la'

nah sum ppeeps name bii dz ooo,yl sum bii busy finding ders on coke bottle

Chizzy20:
haba dis is too much nah.

babe,talk tru oooo......u dy envy d bride milkfactor.....

Lala247:
This is what happens
When u guys suppress ur sexual feelings and nature
..... See no self control lol that is truly disgusting .

Some nigerian guys bk home do dis kind of nonsense.

lala247.....viewing ur pic makes me kynda remember d song "naugthy boi ft sam smith" titled 'la la la la la'......

i go buy a Love Machine of mai exact size n name it after maisef for her "parpylo" ......shikena

nigga as much as u wanna visit all dz parts...try nd deviate d idea of kano at least for d moment

no 3...reminds me of 'channel 0'....wt a 1daful site to behold 'daughters of eve' early in d mawnin n evn in der hostels....

"hmmm,jsh for gags!!" .....
'''climbs a banana tree branch,sits down to start typing yl sipping olive oil and apu for lunch "''

Since its d season of "fe_buhari",jsh a few things i wud like to point out a couple of tynz i wud like to "change" as we enter(if buhari enters niyen oo) into a new dispensation.....

1) What ever help we can render,jush to help "ADEKUNLE CHUKWUMA CIROMA" pass WAEC.....(#d guy don dy write d exam since 1952....hhahahahh WAEC wicked oooo)
2) This is a very important notice to the makers of "ALWAYS" product....no illustration of how to use,where to put am,who dy put am....its confusing nah...(#so i advocate for a new advert,wif eida 'amber rose' or 'kim k' as brand ambassador,den dy show us where n how to use d product)..#jsh sayin...
3)"imperial Leather,Joy,Lux".......una advert of chasing bubbles or one fyn gal bathing wif her back to us ehnnn,...dt as to stop.....shey nah only back make we dy use d soap bathe wif nii..(so i suggest say an advert,wif nikki minaj as brand ambassador:make d camera show her fully as she dy bathe,nt only her back ooo).......
4)Finally(bfor i cumdwn frm d banana tree branch) i fink its high tym lagos state gov pulls down doz three baba wey dy say 'welcome to lagos',nothing makes one more secured than a fyn lady welcoming u home(lagos)....lyk a statue of 'kim k' unclad or 'amber rose' in a twerking position...........(hmmm,i don tire..mai 'olive oil' don finish)


feel free to add urs...#thing[i][/i]



{#pourin palmoil on sum nairalanders head, jsh to appease dm (lyk ogun),abeg no abuse me too much..#}