AbuMikey:

Did the guy unzip his trousers?

question of the month

LewisO:

Patting with the topic, and am not talking to u either.

Take correction and shut ya' fvckin mouth, u re always blabbin rubbish

It's impossible for it to appear like this through the trouser fabric. This is certainly a private room thing and not on the dance floor.

LewisO:

Correction for what? U don't just get it. Who is blabbing rubbish? Tell ya fücking boyfriend that. Am hear to indulge in all kinds of gavage with a densely like u.

Dats ur headache, buh all I knw is, 'u shud shut ya mouth, d smell dat comes out of it is too bad.

kle4d:
It's sabbath day please.

& it shud be kept holy...

LewisO:

When can be sensible for one? How can u detect smelly mouth through typing?
I can see u are feeling much pain in the asss.

Are u a tramp?

U look @ u, 'little fool'. U dnt knw anytin so get lost.

lolz

Wuz d zIP down or d force shot it out

Mhizizzy:
Wuz d zIP down or d force shot it out

hahahaha,@Mhizizzy what do u mean by "d force shot it out"

Mhen when you look at that guy that is look at the girl under,the don high oriji dry smoke from his head

Mhen when you look at that guy that is look at the girl under,the don high oriji don smoke from his head

Mhen when you look at that guy that is look at the girl under,he don high oriji flame don dey come out from his head

Mhen when you look at that guy that is look at the girl under,he don high oriji flame don dey come out from his head

can't stop laughing reading all comments, anyway as a female a lady I sure would slap dat nigga,jack his dick up telling him to suck up the sperm he ejaculated on me

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Blogthug:
Let's say you were dancing to Skales "shake body" in a party and the guy you were dancing with suddenly "shook body" and does this, what would be your reaction, and guys, Have you been or almost been in this situation before?

Lol.....It can't happen,I dress modestly.

Na melted candle be dis wan abi wetin?

Mehn, thank God I didn't see d pictures d OP posted. would have spoiled my fast

reminiscing:

Lol.....It can't happen,I dress modestly.

the op is talking about d dancing not mode of dressing. if you are well endowed and u r dancing in a club with a guy, even if u r well dressed, d close proximity of d dancing coupled with the friction generated by d touching n rubbing of sensitive body parts can lead to an accidental discharge by d guy. d question is; what will be ur reaction?

Only a man dat suffers premature ejaculation will cum just by dancing with a woman.

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the op is talking about d dancing not mode of dressing. if you are well endowed and u r dancing in a club with a guy, even if u r well dressed, d close proximity of d dancing coupled with the friction generated by d touching n rubbing of sensitive body parts can lead to an accidental discharge by d guy. d question is; what will be ur reaction?[/quote



well,am not DAT endowed and I don't club.Is the guy a police to make an accidental discharge.Funny enough similar case happened to a girl friend of mine but in a BRT-like bus on our way back from a convention in Uyo.The whole bus was jampacked and there was dis guy behind her,she just felt the guys thing behind her,wen she turned to look at d guy he apologised but wen we came down from the bus the girl said she was feeling wet.when she checked,she was like wat is this? she was like,SPERM!!!!.... I really had a good laugh that night

rudebouy:
Only a man dat suffers premature ejaculation will cum just by dancing with a woman.

dude that's not true,depends on your mind,mood,environment. some girls will give you some crazy erotic dance that if you ain't careful no yawa be that. I've danced with ladies whereby I was at the back,me giving her this back style dance,holding her breast,switching to squeezing asss,rubbing my hands in her thighs,tell me how you no go cum,abeg some dance don turn Bleep except you guys ain't pulling out your genitals

haul:
dude that's not true,depends on your mind,mood,environment. some girls will give you some crazy erotic dance that if you ain't careful no yawa be that. I've danced with ladies whereby I was at the back,me giving her this back style dance,holding her breast,switching to squeezing asss,rubbing my hands in her thighs,tell me how you no go cum,abeg some dance don turn Bleep except you guys ain't pulling out your genitals

Bros, leave dat tin. All dis one you day talk na excuse. Der are only three things dat shd make a man cum: 1. penetration, 2. handjob, 3. Mouth Gig. Anytin outside dis three na premarture ejaculation no mata how u want explain am rish.

Well if u talk abt getting wet as in releasing some colorless fluid/semen I fit undastand dat one becos na normal konji effect be dat. But to cum, as in the cum way I know way get milky colour, forget! Dat na premarture ejaculation jare.

Why on earth will common smooching make a man cum if no be Premarture Ejaculation day worry am?

Abeg!

This is what happens
When u guys suppress ur sexual feelings and nature
..... See no self control lol that is truly disgusting .

Some nigerian guys bk home do dis kind of nonsense.

if the guy had relieved himself before going out,such a thing wouldnt have happened.
mod fp..

BaebieHot:
Kai Kai this is serious

babe wassup, nice dp....rilylyk wah am seeing. *wink*

Lala247:
This is what happens
When u guys suppress ur sexual feelings and nature
..... See no self control lol that is truly disgusting .

Some nigerian guys bk home do dis kind of nonsense.

lala247.....viewing ur pic makes me kynda remember d song "naugthy boi ft sam smith" titled 'la la la la la'......