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bellabae:
Seriously Wow I'll love to get this.. Anyone know where I can buy it?

underbridge oshodi

mai only qxn iz? cn it stop or cease time nd also cn it go back in time? if nt,it still performs same function wif mai $56 wristwatch

EroticAngelina:
Oluwa christi!! God, why didnt u give me such curves

but this is too much. I doubt any man will be able to handle her.

babe...too much of evrytyn nah diabetes oooo!! buh i bet ur figure aint badt either

Mhizkel:
U can't judge a person xcept u truly know them!

nt sure abt dt......i cn describe u in less than 450words by chatting wit u

Filashade:
Never!!!

Yes I do admit it looks nice (when ur young) but when ur old u will hate it.

I don't want one. I like my chocolate skin looking clear. I don't want no harsh things on my skin thanks.

Na the honest truth I dey talk.

very crystar clear lyk d Biblical 'teke teke mene' dt u *sum txt missing*....dts nyc.....d blood of Jesus on ur lips iz 'popping' oooo@d.p

Mhizkel:
That's a movie

wts for d goose iz also good for d gander...say tyn applies sumtymz(in mst cases).....

missdebs:
wow so f***ing true

a beautiful smile u gat der@d.p

Filashade:
I know so many people with Tattoos who are good people.

Me myself though I wouldnt want one. Coz the way it will look when ur old and the wrinkles and everything.

Ehhhnn.

Me I no want.

nt sure if u r totally honest wif dt comment.....oya tlk true nw!!

Mhizkel:
U can't judge a book by its cover...

buh u cn tell d end part of a nollywood movie from its 'TITLE'........i.e 'MAD-LOVE' featuring ini edo n jim iyke...'INSANE LOVE'...featuring RMD n omotola.....

hmmmm...i see PDP fingerprint all over dz

abeg ooo,iz dt a lamboughini i see in d background

hmmmmm...dz az an APC handwriting all over it........#####climbs-pawpaw-tree-to-read-pplz-comments#####

there are oooo,jsh dt mst of dm r currently bin admitted at various hostipals accross d country..after suffering frm severe heart_breakz!!

1da wat pregnancy sex iz lyk.....#jsh saying

kika23:
I testify to these points...... Hallelujah

Number 1 and 6......

y do i tink u do number 6 in number 1 condition....

i fit bet say nah d same farmland dm harvest doz carrots frm d previous thread....wc kynyam bii dz....tufiakpa!!

nawa oooo,dm no dy sell C.D for where hm dy do PPA nii.....

dz is wt iz calld d 80 _ 20 rule in relationship.......

In evry relationship u cn neva get 100%.....dt brings us to d above said rule....

The 80% u get frm ur previous existing relationship feels inferior wen sum1 cums along n offers u sumtyn enticing(lyk more attention,gifts) wc iz jsh 20%......truth iz u neva know d value of dt 80% till its gone....
Gals plz wiseup,dt a guy introduces u to his frdz n family(includin mum n dad) doznt mean hes d one for u,or hes serious...from ur qxnz,it seems d new guy is askin u for sex.....dont give in cos dts wt he as bin after ryt frm d beginning...pls do nt mistake 'attention' for 'love'...'GUYS' can bii vry despirate weneva dy want sumtyn,nd 1ce dy get it...dts all.....
In conclusion,plz stick to ur 1st love,make him see reasons yl u he shud bii a lil bit more into u dan his work...in all honesty,dt new guy dnt love u!!

U cn c 'WHY DID I GET MARRIED 1 $ 2' for further clarification!! #lumia

dz guy jsh dy use him weaponry nyhw,nahwa ooo

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moral lesson:guys,God 1st,workhard,prayhard...nd ofcos,marriage aint a bed of roses,u gat bii prepared.....

eewww!! wey i don dy crush on waje since,so nah single mama i dy crush on....chai!! buh still,she nt badt..luvin her d more sha!!

nawa ooo,too badt sum guys tink wif wtz inbtw der legs instead of der head....

deskossy:
yea i could see that..I'm just indulging him..he should have just ask for your number directly after d first intro..that was what i was pointing out to him..then he started talking abt jackets..wtf!

u such a pain,bro.....{y i askd for her fb id instead of her num wz jsh to ascertain if dt indeed wz her pic....at least her fb id wud av shown me a series of her pictures....dz h*es aint loyal,bro..u kw dt..mst of dm on dz forum use lotta fake pic}...wz jsh takin a swipe @ u...apologies if ny of it had spite u...peace!!

deskossy:
.hehe..this kid tho!i will be in 9ja this summer,but its quite sad u won't be allowed in a club i attend, sorry bro ..and the shoes.u want that too?..jacket, glasses, shoes...what else?

deskossy:
funny u seeing label,i guess i won't only be sending u d original jacket but original glasses too,since u can't see with d window glass u have on!

u gat nyc diss_punchlines...i lyk dt.......too badt u no dy naija{judging frm mai 'glasses',d evironz,nt sure mayb nah fotoshop}..i for lyk jsh square up wif u for club sumtym to jsh......diss u!! ......change dm shoes in ur nxt d.p bro(dont bother checkin mine in mai d.p).....

deskossy:
oh this kid is taking it personal talking about jacket..alright let me help u,i will send u d original when u finish ur I.T

u kw wt bit*h...tlk is cheap..except if money is a topic..as per d jacket,i cn see still c d label on it,make sure it dnt falloff,so u cn return it to d store

things we do for love

daimsy:
See sucide mission part 2.

so sowie to ask u dz ooo,aunty..shey u get chestpain nii@d.p....'he-big' ooo

deskossy:
u for talk that one since nah instead of fooling urself. ..but ur startup line was not bad but afterwards u started sounding childish

nigga.....tnk God its a tuesday,i dnt rply polite_insults on such days...............nyc jacket u gat der!! i bet d original costs a fortune...

Lala247:
Lol abeg leave me jare

dnt mind me jare....nywz 'oro pupo kii kun agbon'(plenty words no fit fill basket).....to cut d long story short...i wud mind avin ur facebook id for a start.....(no lemme sing 'woju' oo)

Lala247:
Lol u just dey take song woo me abi

dnt mind me,'lala'...ur name sounds lyk a 'luallby' to mai ears,its stuck in mai head lyk a 'replay'*******he get as d name jsh dy 'do me','lala swit','lala nice'..(i don fget d nxt word).'lala odikwa tyt'....

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u gat to bliv me wen i say dz,'no meat tastes better dan 'd ear'"...(i neva chop am bfor oo)
do u 1da y dats where mosquitos 1st visit