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MTNNGsimregistration

kindly call 08060429859

Some #kits are available 4 deployment
MTN180 office Asaba.

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SmileXtraone:
Perception is very important in life. I learnt the hard way. Once people perceive a person as corrupt whether or not it is true they will always see you that way. Same way if they perceive you as not corrupt. In esense protect and guard your positive reputation as much as possible.

British: Knicker
America: Short
Nigeria: Short Knicker

British: Ten pounds each
America: Ten dollars each
Nigeria: Ten Ten naira each

British: Tell me the reason
America: Tell me why
Nigeria: Tell me the reason why

Feel free to add yours

1 Ojota
Ojota used to be a military settlement in the late 18th century and soldiers practised their shooting there. The area had several gun firing spots and became known as “Oju Ota” in Yoruba which means “Bullet spots”. It later metamorphosed into Ojota which it is called now.

2. Abule Egba
This area is on the outskirts of Lagos and got its name from the early settlers who were Egba people from Abeokuta. The area was first called “Abule awon egba” in Yoruba, which means “Village of Egba people”. It later became “Abule Egba”.

3. Apongbon
Apongbon is one of Lagos’ most popular markets, and it’s also quite close to the popular Oke-Arin market. It got its name from the then acting governor of the Lagos colony, William McCoskry, who had a Red Beard. The Yorubas who couldn’t pronounce the colonial governor’s name decided to describe him by his red beard and started calling him *“Oyinbo to pon ni agbon”* (Apon l'agbon) meaning a red-bearded man. It later became Apongbon.

4. Magodo
Magodo is now a posh area, but in the past, it used to be sacred land. The residents had a lot of taboos and one of them was to avoid using mortars and pestles, “Ma gun odo” which means “Don’t pound it”. It later became Magodo

5. Epetedo
Epe is named after the early settlers who were Epe traders. The area became dominated by the Epes and they still trade there until today.

6. Ebute-Metta
Ebute-Metta is one of the earliest harbour docks where British ships berthed at. It was a hub for trade and commerce in colonial times. Ebute-Metta is a fusion of the words “Ebute” which means the seaside in Yoruba, and “Metta” which means three. The three shores are Iddo, Otto and Oko baba.

7. Broad street
Broad street used to be one of the longest and widest streets in the city. It got its name from its broadness. However, Broad Street was later changed to Yakubu Gowon Street but later changed back to Broad street when Gowon was accused of participating the coup that led to the death of Murtala Ramat Mohammed.

8. Agidingbi
The British Naval forces invaded Lagos in 1885 under the pretext of stopping slavery and human sacrifice. The noise their canon made was really loud, and the

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TotoNaRubber:
By 13th feb the 364 days primary market could go for 12%.

When fuel subsidy cost N600billion at 87naira per litre,it was corruption. Now, it's N2.95trillion at 145naira per litre there's no corruption. No protest, no outrage. Truth is, the Buhari effect on Nigerians is no longer ordinary, it is now spiritual!!!


Jonathan:
Petrol - #87 per Ltr.
Subsidy - #600 Billion
Nigerians - GEJ is a thief. GEJ MUST go!

Buhari:
Petrol - #145 per Ltr.
Subsidy - #2.95 Trillion
Nigerians - Buhari has integrity.
He's a honest man. He's fighting corruption.

Our Mumu is on "Microwave Mode" . e dey hot

In other countries your Mother's sister is your Aunt.

In Nigeria your Mother's sister is your Big Mummy.

Your Aunty here is your primary school class teacher.

Please i need a factory operator ( for a water factory) that lives around gbagada.

For an interview on thursday. The person should call this number 07064410406

Football new rules by IFAB.

1)No rebounds from penalties: If it hits the post or the goalkeeper saves and it comes back out to the forward, the game will be stopped, there will be no second chance.

2)Substituted players can leave the field anywhere: This is to stop time-wasting, when a player is taken off they will no longer have to leave the field at the halfway line and can leave the pitch at the nearest point.

3)No attacking players in the wall:
This rule prohibits attacking players standing in the wall when a free-kick is being taken, a tactic increasingly employed in recent years.

4)Coaches will receive cards:
Currently, coaches only receive verbal warnings for misconduct, but the change will see them receiving yellows and reds as players do.

5)Accidental handball goal won't stand: Goals scored which have hit a player's hand, deliberate or not, will no longer stand.


New rules effective from June 1, 2019

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Football new rules by IFAB.

1)No rebounds from penalties: If it hits the post or the goalkeeper saves and it comes back out to the forward, the game will be stopped, there will be no second chance.

2)Substituted players can leave the field anywhere: This is to stop time-wasting, when a player is taken off they will no longer have to leave the field at the halfway line and can leave the pitch at the nearest point.

3)No attacking players in the wall:
This rule prohibits attacking players standing in the wall when a free-kick is being taken, a tactic increasingly employed in recent years.

4)Coaches will receive cards:
Currently, coaches only receive verbal warnings for misconduct, but the change will see them receiving yellows and reds as players do.

5)Accidental handball goal won't stand: Goals scored which have hit a player's hand, deliberate or not, will no longer stand.


New rules effective from June 1, 2019

Telling someone “You’re shit” and “You ain’t shit” are both insults.
But “You are not shit” is a reassurance, “You’re not the shit” is an insult and “You’re the shit” is a compliment.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you English language.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Website and Graphic Designer

Location: Ikeja, Lagos

Job Descriptions
We at The Bridge Empire Consultancy (TBEC) are looking for a Website and Graphic Designer who can create and determine the layout, font color, font type, logos, pictures and other visual and verbal aspects of a website.
First, a Web graphic designer determines what the employer wants out of the product. This includes what message is being sent out and what audience is being targeted.
They then create sketches and samples of potential layouts for the website, before developing the finished product.
Main Job Responsibilities as our Website Designer
A web designer creates the look, layout, and features of a website.
Creating website designs
Once a website is created, a designer helps with maintenance and additions to the website
They work with development teams or managers for keeping the site up-to-date and prioritizing needs
Execute all visual design stages from concept to final hand-off to engineering
Create wire-frames, storyboards, user flows, process flows and site maps to communicate interaction and design ideas
Writing and editing content
Designing web-page layout
Determining technical requirements Updating websites
Updating websites
Creating backup files
Solving code problems
Meet with clients or the art director to determine the scope of a project
Determine the message the design should portray
Create images that identify a product or convey a message
Develop graphics for product illustrations, logos, and websites
Designing advertisements, annual reports, artwork, books and their covers, brochures, logos, magazine covers, signs, stickers, tee shirts, web pages and other branding and communication materials
Learning how to use a new software or program
Select colors, images, text style, and layout
Conceptualize visuals based on requirements
Understanding both graphic design and computer programming
Requirements
Degree in Computer Technology, Website design, Graphic design.
Over 2 years’ relevant experience in web and graphic design field.
Proven work experience as a Website designer and Graphic designer
Skills:
Composition
Computer programming and graphic design
Proficiency in HTML, CSS and JavaScript for rapid prototyping
Typography
Image editing
Web coding
Communication skills
Creativity and innovation
Ability to work on a team and individually


How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should submit their full Resume to: career@tbec.global
Or send to
13, Joseph Street,
Opebi Link Road,
Ikeja,
Lagos State.

For more information: please call: 2348062370415; (+234)14536540 or WhatsApp Line: +2348062370415