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Pepsi101:
This man is a Wankstar

I tire for the guy.

adekalumichael:
Nice one OP, she really needs the advice to avoid story that touches when it is time for delivery.

Wish her safe delivery.

Same here.

Fatheroo! Married man who travels UK offering door-to-door sperm delivery service from a white van... has 65 children and hopes to reach 100


Clive, 62, a former maths teacher, from Burton, Staffordshire, delivers sperm
He does not charge and says he does it to see the smile of his recipient's faces
On arrival at his destination, he fills a syringe with his 'product' before carrying it to the house, keeping it warm in the crock of his arm


Many sperm donors choose to keep their identity a secret.

But not Clive, a former maths teacher who has fathered 65 children - and aims to soon hit 100.

Like most white van drivers, Clive is a delivery man. But the nature of his packages are somewhat out of the ordinary, reports The Sun.

The married 62-year-old delivers sperm - his own - to willing recipients free of charge.

He happily gives up whole days to drive from his family home in Burton, Staffordshire, to wherever he is needed.

On arrival, Clive parks in a nearby street before climbing into the back of his van.

There he fills a syringe with his product before clambering out and ringing on the recipient's doorbell.

A tip, he says, is to keep the donation in the crock of your arm so as to keep it warm.

He then usually engages his recipient in a few second of idle chit chat before jumping back in his van.

Often, he says, they are nervous, and this helps to put them at ease.

'I know this is probably unusual but for me, by doing it in the van there is far less involvement, less emotional attachment,' he says.

Since his adventures in donation began he has fathered 65 - with another 14 on their way.

His goal, he says, is to hit 100.

The ex-teacher's home life is remarkably normal. He has three children with his wife and nine grandchildren.

Clive, one of four donors featured in a new documentary by Channel 4, Super Sperm Donors, tries to keep his distance, both physically and emotionally.

Her often engages in some lighthearted email dialogue before the handover but tries to keep face-to-face transactions short and to the point.

However, because Clive is not offering his sperm via a Government-approved Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority-licensed clinic he is at risk of being deemed a legal parent.

Interestingly, he believes his van will mitigate any claims he is anything more than a simple donor.

Clive told The Sun: 'I also know, technically, if any of the ladies ever wanted to report me to the Child Support Agency in the future, they could nail me for 18 years for child payments.
'This has never happened but it is another reason why I use my van.'

But why go to the risk of fathering so many, for such little gain?

'I am so proud to have fathered 79 children. I love the joy it brings,' he says. 'So many people say, 'Thank you so much, Clive, you really have changed our lives'.

Clive took the dive and became a sperm donor in 2013.

But the idea first sparked in his head as long as a decade ago when he read the stories of others.

He visited a clinic but they refused his sperm on the grounds he was too old to donate.

At 62, Clive is well above the suggested age of 35 (when sperm count often begins to drop).

His response was to place an advert of Facebook in which he was clear about his lifestyle - he enjoys mountain biking - and medical condition (he has no long term problems).

He also provides paperwork of STI checks for anyone who asks.

In response to his social media ad Clive was inundated with responses from female recipients.

He says: 'About two thirds of the people I have helped are same-sex couples. The others are heterosexual couples and a few are single ladies.'

Source:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5755681/Married-man-offers-door-door-sperm-delivery-service-65-children-hopes-reach-100

It is no more news that the popular naija blogger Linda Ikeji will soon be a mother.
Just recently, a picture of her showing her protruded tummy resurfaced on the social media which received trolls from friends and fans.
Some greeted this as the best news the millionaire blogger would ever share about herself. This news never left the Marvins boss, Don Jazzy out, as he took to his twitter handle to make it straight to the public that he wasn't responsible.

Some fans have been asking about who this faceless husband of the Imo born 38 years blogger is and why he has since not been made known to the public despite the blogger's aptness in blogging about others relationship.

In line with this news of Linda Ikeji's pregnancy, here are nine(9) helpful things Linda Ikeji should do now that she is an expecting mother:

1) Attend Regular Antenatal: Linda Ikeji should ensure that she keeps to her antenatal appointment and yield to every piece of advice given to her by the doctors. She knows how uneasy it is to carry a child at her age, like she stated in her reply to the news of her pregnancy that she loves children; she needs to guide this pregnancy jealously.

2) Avoid Too Much Publicity: Many miscarriages have been reported lately of an OAP who lost her baby. I think as you have been secret about this pregnancy before now, it will be right in my opinion that you should avoid exposing the innocent unborn child to powers of the darkness( though Africans believe this so called powers exist). Aside that, jumping from one outing or the other in the name of showing off should be put till after the child is delivered.

3) Watch What You Consume: As a pregnant woman, you have to consider strictly what goes in there. This period is not the time you flex all the sharwama, suya etc. Contact doctors and dietricians about how your menus per day, week and month should be. Too much of food could make the baby too big which may result to CS.

4) Avoid Keeping the Advise Box Open Always: At a stage like this in life, especially someone of your caliber, several advices from friends and folks will be gushing into the box, it is not all advice that one should listen or take serious at this time. Keeping the advice box open all the time has destroyed many homes, it could also result into a premature birth. Watch whose advice you let into the box or you consider!

5)Watch Your Spending: Many close friends know how happy you are presently, they might want to take advantage of this by recommending baby materials. Dear, this is the time your close friends will be visiting several online shopping malls, e-commerce just to drain your pocket. Watch how you spend!

6)Reduce Work Hour and Delegate: Blogging has been a career you so much love, but you need to reduce the hour you spend in front of computer. If possible, delegate some of your tasks to competent hands among your staff. This gestation period is for few months so you need to do everything possible to stay healthy and stressless.

7) Regular Exercise Research has shown it that pregnant women who exercise have less back pain, more energy, a better body image,and, post-delivery, a faster return to their pre-pregnancy shape. Please ensure you check properly with your medical expert to know which exercise will be better for you.

Stay Connected With Your Hubby: Sexologists found out that couple who copulates when expecting a baby usually gives birth safely. Linda Ikeji should avoid living separate during this period; cuddling with her hubby sends great signal through hormones to the foetus. An African adage says one who sleeps with the foetus is who the baby will resemble after delivery.

9) Be Prayerful: This is not being religious, even evil people pray as well. Prayer they say is the masterkey. Proper prayer prevents unplanned problems. But that those not mean contracting this to prayer contractors who will look for every advantage to make quick cash. Mary the mother of Jesus delivered without going to pray at any mountain likewise Elizabeth the mother of John the Baptist.

J0nyb0y:
Try any of these at your own risk oh... Na Naija we dey

Lolz...but Naija is full of such perils that rolls the cash in.

adekalumichael:
Already turning from event to comedy and now to business.

Lolz, funny thinga happen on the street of Naija everyday. Each week each story.

IGP Ibrahim Idris kpotum's viral video of him not being able to read and pronounce correctly his written speech on Monday to commission the Police Technical Intelligence unit in Kano has since created a lot of concern to scholars in the country and in diaspora.

Some quarters believed that the video was doctored after which another version of the same event resurfaced recently with critics pointing out several disparities about the same event with several clips.

Nevertheless, with the issue still hot attracting daily downloads, views, which automatically means a lot of traffic and business on this humorous video.

Here are six(6) quick cash business a non lazy Nigerian youth can make with this same rumoured IGP viral video.

1) Cartoon clip: One can make either static cartoon or animated cartoon of this video. To achieve this, if you don't have the skill, you can check upwork, fiverr, freelance to see good hands to help you out for this. You can make some cash from it by posting on some blogs in case you don't have one. You can also contact media publication houses about your work for both static and animated.

2) Script Playing: If you are skillful in putting few ideas about acting, you can put this to work here. The idea is just to create something funny out of this that people can start downloading online. Post it on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter etc. The more downloads the more your cash; but you must know about making money through this means or you can outsource to freelancers who can help you out at a cheaper rate.

3) T-Shirt and souvenirs: If you know who owns an online store, you can liaise with such person after you transmission the transmitter on a good T-shirt with funny addups. Make few numbers you can afford and you will see how people will start placing order. You can add wrist band, key holder etc. to this. You may doubt this approach but if you can give it a benefit of doubt you will wonder how season and events drive sales in Nigeria.

4) Music it: No matter how Nigeria economy may be, we are among the race that appreciate music especially for the fun of it. Musician who only repeats two words in a track makes money in this country, let alone you that can make rhymes mixed with a good sound. Check in a good studio and you will see how wonderful this idea will help you.

5) Blog it: There are still many debate going on about this video, as a skillful blogger, you can bring out several topics from this saga ranging from rhetorics to scholarly opinions. You must be good using keywords and SEO to attract organic traffic; those who make money through blogging won't find this difficult.

6)Translation Clip: You will agree with me that aside the Queen's language we use as official language, Pidgin is gaining more ground among our languages. This video can be edited and translated in pigdin voice over. Approach video editors or sound managers, you won't be let down. Adding funny memes in between will also bring out the hilarious side of your video. If this is well packaged, you can sell it to someone running a youtube channel of funny videos. Google them online and contact them about your proposal; this will safe you more stress than trying to set up a youtube channel of your own. Please, don't send your work to anyone online, they can steal your idea and package it better than you have done.


Disclaimer: This article is the author's view for personal consumption and it is in no way to guarantee you of any return if you scrupulously follow any of the steps herein discussed. It is not in any way to disrespect the Police Force or the IGP, it is solely based on the viral video circulated in the media of which we upheld it is not the authentic video as the Police claimed.
The author is therefore vindicated from any legal punishment attached to the circulated video as an individual except same is meted to everyone who downloaded or commented about it on other media.

I believe we have tour experts who can get a good estimate about this.

Ojuri20:
I'm more concern about your signature, kindly enlighten me more on it

Bro, it is my little way of helping SME investors like me with info on trusted investments. For the mean time, we utilised a whatapp group chat till we launch the website for this purpose.

Our objective is to review online money making sites through analysis and predict scams, legit, illegit biz. With the spate of ponzi schemes like MMM, Swiss Gold etc. many millions of naira have been lost by gullible investors. Our aim is to eliminate or reduce this act using a forum like ours and to promote solely profitable business to restore trust in the hearts of fellow young SME investors in the country and diaspora.

Send me a mail through my siggy or profile, I will see how to add you to the group.

WendySalisu:
My Dear don't even bother about it, the best place for you to lodge is in your house right in front of your TV, and while you are getting comfortable in your lodge, get yourself some popcorn and drinks and maybe some tissue just in case it gets very emotional. This is because you won't even get close to the street of the event let alone the venue. And even if you want insist on going, flying to London right now will cost a fortune and you will spend close to N 2 million . If you have the money why not, but if you don't and you really want to go, you can just get a quick loan of up to N 2.5 million from Page Financials and you can spread your payment up to 12 months, just confirm that you are a salary earner and you live in Lagos and you are well on your way to the wedding to bring us good tidings.

Thanks for your comment. I have got a figure out here: A whooping sum of N2 million. This is excluding hotel and others.

It is no more news that Meghan Markle will be wedding her heartthrob Prince Harry come this Saturday.
The ceremony takes place at noon local time (7 a.m. ET) on Saturday as reported by CNN and will be televised live.

The wedding which is tagged "The Royal Wedding" will be attended by notable persons as Meghan will be walked down the aisle by The Prince of Wales, Charles.

The cost implication for a Nigerian who wish to witness the occasion which would be taking place at the Quire of St George's Chapel may be up to a state's allocation, I stand to be corrected.

Nairalanders, can you come up with an estimation for someone who wish to leave Nigeria today including all trips and lodging expenses?

Registering a domain can be simple but if it goes wrong you’ve got chaos.com: The key steps and costs to setting up your own website

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Domain names enable us to create personalised emails and websites, but if the technology crashes it can be both inconvenient – and costly.

Just such a crisis has hit thousands of customers of web-hosting provider Easily. An ‘upgrade’ caused chaos with many people temporarily locked out of their websites and unable to access emails.

The problems at Easily highlight how vulnerable many people are in the internet age, reliant on technology for day-to-day business and leisure needs.

Internet domain providers are often eager to take advantage of consumer ignorance and tech fears, overcharging for a service not always up to scratch.

Mark Anders works for digital development agency MB Interactive. He says: ‘Some providers happily leave customers in the dark. They look upon website technology as a foreign language no one should understand but themselves. The idea is to ensure customers are reliant on their help.

‘If you are investing in a domain name and want to run your own website then you need to feel comfortable with the process. You do not need to understand all that technical jargon but it can be important to have a real person available at the end of a phone to provide help with queries or problems.’

The first step is to find an available domain – a word that can be used for a personalised email address or website. This involves buying from a name registrar. There are dozens from which to choose – including 123 Reg, GoDaddy, Google Domains, Easyspace, Hover, Namecheap, NetNames, Porkbun and Tsohost.

The cost of a name with a British ‘.uk’ suffix usually starts from about £10 a year, but it can be £20 or more for a memorable name or domain with a US ‘.com’ suffix.

It is important to take your time and also enjoy the experience – picking an imaginative domain name can be fun.

But you also need to consider whether you will want the registrar to offer a web-hosting service if you plan to use the domain for a website. Often website design support is offered as part of a package. It may also include storage space used for emails or website capacity. This cost is usually on top of that for the domain name – perhaps £10 a month.

It is important you feel comfortable that what is offered matches up to your needs – and is affordable. But opting for the cheapest is a false economy if it fails to offer what you want.

Anders, whose firm is based in St Albans, Hertfordshire, says: ‘Consider your priorities. Some may prefer the security of an outfit such as Google – because if that fails the whole system comes crashing down.’

He adds: ‘Others might be more interested in the personal touch. Providers such as Tsohost have a good name for providing assistance.’

The key steps (and the costs) behind your site

REGISTRATION

The use of a domain name requires you to rent it. This can be done through a number of name registration companies, usually costing £10 or more a year. It is important to re-register ‘ownership’ when a rental agreement comes to an end to avoid losing it.

HOSTING

If you want to set up a website or need somewhere to store your emails, you will require a host to look after it. Most domain registrars offer this service. Depending on space required – for photos or video clips – expect to pay between £5 and £30 a month.

WEBSITE BUILD

Templates and online tools are often offered by a web service provider that enable you to build a website. They often come as part of a domain-hosting deal. You can also pay a specialist to design and build a website for a one-off £500 to avoid monthly fees.

INTERNET SUPPORT

When buying a package consider phone support – even if it costs extra. Also consider bolt-on options such as email storage, the ability to transfer a domain name and being able to use a website to sell online. This adds at least £10 a year to your overall costs.

As reported on: [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/bills/article-5723229/Registering-domain-simple-goes-wrong-youve-got-www-chaos-com.html
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Nice one back up with hardwork.

Sustainability has always been the disease of wealth. Being rich is not as demanding as remaining rich or wealthy.

Nice milestone achievement for them; education gives you more choices in life yet doesn't determine who makes it in life.

The top 100 world richest men hardly have good grades. These great champs will still be employed by people who had lower grades than they.

I salute their doggedness and focus in attaining this level.

Nice one here sir.

Hope you can also help us who are far away with tutorial videos? I wish to attend but so engaged now.

Thanks.

This is applaudable for the company. Especially this unveiling coming after "headies 2018".
Nigeria is a busy market for any great investors and the people are ignorant of it.
Meanwhile, foreigners are taking the advantage right before the citizens. They use our own products, refine them and sell to us at a higher price...what we call branding or packaging.