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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mtn Unlimited Call Code by pastorsmiling(m): 3:59pm On Oct 28, 2015
It depends, you may not get unlimited calls but if you are activating it for the first time you may get unlimited but when you renew it, it becomes limited. And it normally changes, what you get this week may not be what you get next time you activate it.
Kindly dial *142# please read through the options available
Or you can dial *567#
Be guided.
Have a nice day bro.
CareerRe: Economists' Forum: (Students & Professionals) by pastorsmiling(m): 11:54am On Sep 09, 2015
According to prof S. Aluko define it as a common sense that is not common. That is you are using it and you don't know you are using it. For example a woman in the market who's an illiterate save money, order for goods, take stocks, engaged in business activities never understood she's applying economics .

Pastorsmiling define it as "life itself " meaning all our life is center towards economics. For example money, job, industry, entertainment etc. All works around economics.
Nairaland GeneralBuhari Should Extend Probe To The Private Sector by pastorsmiling(op): 12:09pm On Aug 27, 2015
Financial mismanagement and corruption has eaten deep to the fabrics of Nigeria systems to the extend that one plus one is no longer two but eleven. Our leaders in the position of authorities both in private and public sectors belief they are in position because they deserve to be there, not knowing that leadership is all about services to humanities. They embezzle public and private funds that comes their way all as a result of the fear of unknown every little projects is an Avenue for self agrandizement and looting, thereby render the economy in shamble.
In this dispensation of buhari also known as Mr NO nonsense all hands are now on deck but the private sector is stylishly excluded in this advent of probe.
We, the concern citizens thereby call on Mr president to also channel his tentacles not only in the public sector but also in the private sector because some of the bosses in this sector are worse than the politicians ranging from banking, telecommunication, manufacturing, mining, processing, etc. They also involved in monetary diversion, money laundering, lack of due process in awarding contracts, advance slavery of Nigerians (contract staff management) which is very common in Telecom and banking. Shady dealings, unsolicited products and services sold to their subscribers, unexplainable charges from banks and Telecom.
Enough is enough Nigeria is not for Chinese or for Indians, Nigeria is for Nigerians.
Nigerians are wise now we are using this medium to call on Mr president to see to the financial management systems in all the sectors of the economy if the country most move forward forthwith.
Most of the company bosses have numerous houses abroad, fleet of cars, etc . through illicit money gotten from innocent Nigerians.
We will not stop writing until we experience an holistic change in Nigeria systems, Americans and other advance countries are not better than us, together we shall achieve greatness.
My fellow nairalanders share your experience and encounter with this private sector bosses and their affluent lifestyles here for other to have more knowledge about their mismanagement.

PASTORSMILING
Cc: nobody
Iam for nobody
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recent Interviewee With Futureview...lets Meet Here by pastorsmiling(m): 4:52pm On Aug 24, 2015
I have not heard from them since then. It was a three man panel interview. can you send me your number? I may not rely you here again cos very busy now.
Thanks for your understanding.
traecey:
and deve not called u bk? was it a chat?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recent Interviewee With Futureview...lets Meet Here by pastorsmiling(m): 4:00pm On Aug 24, 2015
Two weeks ago
Nairaland
traecey:
mine was for an internship...when was ur interview?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recent Interviewee With Futureview...lets Meet Here by pastorsmiling(m): 5:15am On Aug 24, 2015
which position? Mine was for the post of executive assistant
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Business Development Officer Needed In De-tsb Integrated Nigeria Limited by pastorsmiling(op): 5:55pm On Aug 22, 2015
detsbintegratedng@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesBusiness Development Officer Needed In De-tsb Integrated Nigeria Limited by pastorsmiling(op):
BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT EXECUTIVE


DUTIES


-Develop business and marketing plans in coordination with Managing Director to achieve revenue goals.

-Assist in company’s branding and media communication activities such as press releases, advertisements, marketing collaterals, and
web site.

-Analyze the current and past budgets, expenses, sales, revenues and product deficiencies in order to provide recommendations for business growth and problem resolution.

-Research the market for identifying new business opportunities.


-Assist in sales and marketing


Respond to the client queries regarding the products in a timely fashion.

Develop business proposals for new and existing customers.

Develop creative strategies to retain the clients including interviewing them to take their feedback and incorporate it into the growth plan.

Prepare the annual marketing budget and track the expenses against the budget.

Develop in-depth knowledge about business development practices, marketing activities, prospective clients and industry trends.

Maintain a knowledge repository of clients, referrals, RFPs, prospects and presentations.

Develop strong customer relationships in order to generate high volume of prospective clients.

Manage customer calls and appointments effectively for new opportunities.

Participate in industry forums, client discussions, and conferences as a representative of the organization.

Determine cross-selling opportunities among different offices.

Supervise the client relationship management database and utilize it to manage customer contacts and mailing lists.

Hire, train and guide the marketing and business development associates.


REQUIREMENT


HND, BSC in any discipline , minimum of 1 year work experience in similar role


INTERESTED APPLICANTS SHOULD SEND C.V TO detsbintegratedng@gmail.com , kindly use the position as the subject of the mail
Application closes 28th August, 2015
Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted
BusinessMy Company Just Got TIN When Should I Start Paying Tax? by pastorsmiling(op): 6:28pm On Aug 21, 2015
My company is fully registered now as a limited liability company. No bank accounts yet, no revenue yet so when should I start paying tax, how much and how do I calculate the tax as well. I've started operation gradually and I've put all necessary things in place.
I will appreciate all your contributions.
Thank you.
BusinessRe: Please What Do I Need Want To Get My TIN In FIRS Office by pastorsmiling(op): 10:17pm On Aug 02, 2015
Thanks, do I need to go along with any letter? Do they collect money?
brodalikeme:
A copy of your certificate of incorporation. You will need to go to a zone of FIRS where your business address is registered to. Eg, if your business address reads Ikeja, you will need to go to the Ikeja zone of FIRS
BusinessPlease What Do I Need Want To Get My TIN In FIRS Office by pastorsmiling(op): 10:01pm On Aug 02, 2015
I have all my CAC documents ready.
Private limited registration. From my findings here some said one need to write a letter addressing to the federal inland revenue boss before getting the TIN.
Please I need assistance from you all. I will be going to their oniru office on Monday. Please share your experience. What and what do I need to take along?
Please I need the letter format and every other information as quickly as possible.
Thanks.
WebmastersI Need A Webmaster I Have Already Registered The Domain Name by pastorsmiling(op): 4:18pm On Jul 16, 2015
Please I need a website developer ASAP I have already registered the domain name.
I gave the job to someone here on nairaland he collected my money he didn't do the job all I get from him everyday is one story or the other I wonder why some guys are like this believing that collecting someone's money we take them anywhere I just don't want to curse anyone as a man of God. Heaven will take care of him except I didn't do the right thing.
Please note I am not paying until my job is done.
Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Lets Settle Our Differences, Igbo Group Tells Lagosians by pastorsmiling(m): 4:37pm On Jul 14, 2015
Na WA o, my people so what Bible says is perfectly true.
" at the end time brothers shall rise against brothers "
Please let's embrace peace and pray for the peace of Nigeria. We are all one, it is because of our stubbornness God changed our languages. We are all children of Adam and eve.
Let us respect our brothers, be it hausa, Ibo or Yoruba.
Muslims or Christians or otherwise.
May the good Lord help us all.
So many nairalanders are Christians so I urge you to practice what you preach let us live together.
Even if Biafra eventually succeed in their self determination Ibos cannot live alone you need yorubas and other tribes as well. So fighting over generational issues you no nothing about will cause a set back for you.
My take on Nigeria nation is that Ibos are ripe to lead Nigerians too, so the earlier they work with other tribes the better.
Yoruba too must not see themselves as the Supreme they need to embrace their brothers regardless of their flaws which I believe most Ibos no nothing about. It not all Ibos that are bad in fact majority are good people.
May God curse the enemies of this nation in Jesus name amen.
GOD bless you all.
CareerRe: My Experience With The Rude Female Employees At Visafone Office Today by pastorsmiling(m): 8:54am On Jul 04, 2015
@op, I perfectly understood your plight in this regard, as a customer service personnel I sincerely say sorry on their behalf not all of us are bad sir. Many of them don't really know customer is a king and the reason for their job is because of customers. Until companies in Nigeria know that customer service is a career not just ordinary job and should not be treated as business as usual we will not move forward. Sometimes when I'm attending to customers wat come out of them is thank God I'm talking to a man they feel free expressing their problems to me. The problem with most companies is that they only want to impress you by putting a fine and pretty lady in their help desk forgotten that 90% of customers are not interested in whatever person that attend to them wat matters to customers is how their problems will be resolve in the shortest period of time.
@op, once again, sorry for inconvenience.
Have a nice day sir.
FamilyRe: Separated From My Husband And He Is Keeping My Children From Me by pastorsmiling(m): 6:57pm On May 21, 2015
Op, So many people have advise you here today but I still believe the have not been convincing enough to me.
Pls I would like to ask you some few questions quickly.
1. What is cause of your separation?
2. Do you really love your husband and children as well?
3. Is your income more than that of your husband?
4.are you a christian? If yes have contact your pastor about what has been going on ?
5.have you talk to any of his close friends about what has been going on?
6.Is your marriage legitimate?
7.have prayed towards this lingering issues in your marriage?
8.To what extend have try to save your marriage?
9.are humble towards your husband and give him all the respect he deserve regardless of his financial status?
10.finally what account do you what to give to God as regards your marriage knowningfully well your can deceive men to take your side in this respect?
I'm sorry to ask you all this question but I believe they are bitter truth.
From your small illustration here I perceive you have the major blame here im sorry to say this but I believe strongly you can fix the marriage if you believe
Bible say all thing is possible to them that believe I'm sure you know by now marriage is not a bed of roses
If you eventually leave your husband you don't know the next man you will meet he can even be devil on disguise.
Pls my advise for you is to seek divine intervention cos GOd is ready to help you now that is why he has usher you here.
I can pray for you and give you some hint about marriage if you wish Pm me.
God bless you
It is not over until you win
BusinessRe: In Urgent Need Of Business Ideas For Rented Office Space!!! by pastorsmiling(m): 4:22pm On May 21, 2015
I suggest you guys should not rush into any business without proper consultation there is a lot of business he can venture into that will yield profit . it is better to start late and make gains than to start early and run into loss
I do consultation on business and write a feasibility plan you can contact me by pm me
Pls make sure you do a proper market analysis on any business you are about to invest your money
Remember WHAT IS WORTH DOING AT ALL IS WORTH DOING WELL
thank you and remain fruitful In your business
quote author=softwhispers post=33936416]Hello fellow NLs,
Here is the problem:
A friend inherited a sizeable sum of money and decided to "save" it by renting an office space in a bustling area in lkeja, Allen Avenue, to be specific.
The office space is standard and will be fitted with AC units. Total cost of securing and the space and giving it a face lift, was in excess of #1.5.
Now the rent is already counting (since March) and he is yet to start off.
Please, kindly drop suggestions in something profitable and standardized which he can start right away. He is business-inclined and would favor any legitimate business.
l have received very valuable advice from NL before and am confident this time wont be an exception.
Many thanks, in anticipation.[/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: CRAZY Things You Did While Hunting For Job After NYSC by pastorsmiling(m): 8:47pm On May 20, 2015
All we be well my bro!
They criticized me here when my online application for job reached 1100 some promise to assist me anyway but with God on our side we shall get there soon and we will come back here and testisfy to encourage others who are in our shoes.
ONE LOVE!
quote author=omenpetrol post=18271115]I finished NYSC on the 6th of July 2013 (batch b) and the journey afterwards has be tough

1. I wrote and aptitude test with Philips consulting for Heritage bank in April and passed, traveled from kwara where i was serving for interview only to be turned down because i hadn't yet completed my nysc and i had just 3 weeks left. (disappointment no 1)
2. wrote standard chartered online test twice and flopped. ((disappointment no 2)
3.Went to submit my Cv at enterprise bank at Wuse zone 5 the woman Rudely turned me down so i Gate crashed Enterprise bank test they balloted i didn't pick a number. ( disappointment no 3)
4. submitted my cv physically at unity bank they called for test i wasn't called i gate crashed but was not allowed to write. (disappointment number 4)
5. have been submitting my cvs both online and physically all around Abuja and networking with people i meet at test venues yet no breakthrough (you go to submit CV and security men would be feeling important) how sad
5. Posy gave me 100K to do forex trading (i demo traded successfully for a year and half) i have lost 40k in 2months.
6.have a test in Lagos next week. would use the opportunity to submit my CV at major banks hq

Its had been really though cos you need to handle alot of thoughts and you could lose you mind, infact sometimes i just wished i was a kid again.
i know mine is not the worst case but its bad. please share your stories lets encourage each other.[/quote]
WebmastersRe: I Need A Website ASAP by pastorsmiling(op): 4:05am On May 19, 2015
I need a simple corporate website for my new business .
Give me your price for design and hosting please.
Thanks,
drone99:
You have to be specific.

Do you need a corporate website, or an ecommerce website, or a blog?
WebmastersI Need A Website ASAP by pastorsmiling(op): 12:09pm On May 18, 2015
Please i need someone who can build and host website for me as quickly as possible with the best realistic price.
SPECs website with interactive database and email that i can update my self on a daily basis.
Thanks
PoliticsRe: Akpabio, Orji Lead PDP Senators-elect To Pro Saraki Meeting, APC Rattled! by pastorsmiling(m): 7:25am On May 15, 2015
The word yoruba does not mean a region or geographical location. YORUBA is a tribe ok
They are widely spread not only in south west
You can find them in SW, kogi,edo ,kwara, even in some part of Benin republic, Ghana, trinadad and tobago and also in Brazil
let me ask you this question, are saying bishop david olaniyi oyedepo is a fulani cos he also hailed from Kwara ? I think you already have the answer with you
This is not a tribal war just accept it as it is.
THANKS
CHANCEMAN:
If so why do you have an Emir in Kwara state and not an Oba? Why are the other local chiefs subservient to the Emir?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: . by pastorsmiling(m): 10:46am On May 08, 2015
My sis has sent her cv to you goes by the name adejoke xxxx
Kindly assist
Thanks God bless you
shlloymore:
Hi, everyone

Are you interested in Customer Service position.

Requirements
1. Minimum of First Degree
2. Good communication skills
3. Female
4. Not older than 24 years

Do send your resume to. taiwoajayi10@yahoo.com

Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: . by pastorsmiling(m): 10:45am On May 08, 2015
My sis has sent her cv to you goes by the adejoke xxxx
Kindly assist
Thanks God bless you
shlloymore:
Hi, everyone

Are you interested in Customer Service position.

Requirements
1. Minimum of First Degree
2. Good communication skills
3. Female
4. Not older than 24 years

Do send your resume to. taiwoajayi10@yahoo.com

Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Confirm This Invite From Addax If Legit by pastorsmiling(m): 10:41am On May 08, 2015
scam alert
koife:
I received this mail from addax coy. I actually applied to them some time ago, but you know how our nja job searcher fall victims to scammers. So I am asking for a background check. See message below;


Reminder: Employment Notifications from Addax Petroleum

May 6, 2015, 10:29 AM

From Addax Petroleum Company

 

 

Dear (my name)

            
                                    
                              NOTIFICATION FOR TRAINING PROGRAM

This is to remind you that we are still yet to receive any of the required documents as stated in the email sent to you since 19th of February,2015, we are hereby sending you the email again to remind you of the new extended deadline which is on the  9th of May, 2015  as failure will result to rejection of offer and cancellation of offer.


Since your application was screened and confirmed suitable for employment in our organization you are required to undergo our documentation process which is why we have requested you to send to us the below required documents on or before the deadline as stated above.

REQUIREMENTS

1.      Photocopies of Academic Certificate.
2.      HSE Competent 3 Certificates (Health Safety and Environment).
3.      2 copies of Sized Photo Passport.
4.      NEBOSH General Certificate OR Nebosh Cover Slip (National Examination Board of Occupational Safety & Health)


All the above requirements must be submitted to our office , courier or email :


On confirmation and scrutinization of the above required documents Addax Petroleum Development Company will  send  you the appointment letter which will confirm your appointment with our organization.


THE PROGRAM
The Addax Petroleum Development Company training program will last for 6months.
The CP/2 program is City and Guild accredited, and on the successful completion ,candidates shall be awarded the City and Guild of London Institute Certificate, in addition to the Addax Petroleum Development Company Certificate of attendance.



TRAINEE NUMBER
Your assigned Trainee Number for the 2015 Addax Petroleum Development Company training program is RS19049.

 

SALARY/BENEFIT
As per the company policy, you'll be eligible to receive the following beginning on your hire date/resumption date.

Salary:  Monthly starting salary of N300,000 (Three hundred thousand Naira monthly)
Training Bonus:  N30,000 (Thirty thousand Naira monthly).
Accommodation: Addax Petroleum Development Company provides free accommodation to all trainees/employee.

Complete details will be found in the appointment letter to be sent to you on confirmation of your documents.


RESUMPTION DATE
The resumption date for the Addax Petroleum Development Company training program is on the 29th of May, 2015.

 

COMPANY WEBSITE
Click here to go to our website 

            https://www.addaxpetroleum.com/


OFFICE ADDRESS
For any enquiries contact our hiring co-ordinator at our office below


Addax Petroleum Development Company
28 Adelaide Street,Phase
Victoria Island , Lagos State, Nigeria
Phone: 08102707059


We at Addax Petroleum Development Company hope that you'll accept this job offer by sending us all the mentioned requirements and look forward to welcoming you aboard.


Best Regards



Hiring Co-ordinator
Addax Petroleum Development Company
28 Adelaide Street,Phase
Victoria Island , Lagos State, Nigeria
Phone: 08102707059
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Michael Stevens Consulting Recruitment (14 Positions) by pastorsmiling(m): 6:27am On May 07, 2015
God bless you !
bilikisu02:
Michael Stevens Consulting – Our Client is a well known manufacturing brand and a market leader in the Information Technology industry in Nigeria.

We are recruiting for our clients to fill the following vacant positions:

1.) Channel Marketing/Outlet Manager – Port Harcourt

2.) Corporate Sales Manager – Lagos

3.) Corporate Sales Manager – Port Harcourt

4.) Corporate Sales Manager – Abuja

5.) Personal Assistant to the CEO – Lagos

6.) Group Finance Manager – Lagos

7.) COO/General Manager – Abuja

8.) Regional Sales Manager – Abuja

9.) Regional Sales Manager – Port Harcourt

10.) Regional Sales Manager – Lagos

11.) Human Resource Manager – Lagos

12.) Channel Marketing/Outlet Manager – Abuja

13.) Human Resource Manager – Abuja

14.) Channel Marketing/Outlet Manager – Lagos


Application Link

http://www.nigerialovejobs.com/michael-stevens-consulting-recruitment-14-positions/



Application Closing Date
10th May, 2015.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Most Important Step I Took After I Was Sacked From A Bank-to Sacked Bankers by pastorsmiling(m): 3:15pm On May 01, 2015
@op , thanks so much for this write up i think you hit the nail at the top
From your post i have been able to pick some partinent points from you.

Thanks GOD BLESS YOU!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Job Hunts Today Hit 1100times I Have Been Applying For Jobs In Nigeria by pastorsmiling(op): 10:34pm On Apr 24, 2015
OGA SEUN thanks for moving it to fp and thanks to everyone that comments GOD BLESS U ALL
pastorsmiling:
Today i hit 1100 applications for job in Nigeria. What is the wayforward?

This means i have applying for jobs everyday for the past three years
: mathematically,
365 × 3 = 1095

Where do i get it wrong ?

I have a second class upper, i always edit my cv to suit position i'm applying for, i am always online

I have prayed & fasted for 50days this year alone.

I always asked for help from well connected friends.

I follow up all my application sometimes i even cal HR of the company i'm to applying to.

I am an active member of nairaland and i also help my friends in terms of jobs and in the long run they will get job.

I am a staunch christian who has complete trust in God.

I have been to different deliverance programme. what is my problem?

Could it be that my time as not come?

I am simply tired and optimistic.

I take refuge in GOD i leave everything to you and to you alone be all the glory.

Let your will be done in my life

Let me bring my testimony to your children here in nairaland

Let me break this jinx of stagnation and barrier oh Lord

Let people celebrate with me

I BELIEVE WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

I ALWAYS CRY IN MY CLOSET BUT I WONT STOP THE JOB HUNT

ANOTHER CYCLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN


PLEASE ADVICE!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Job Hunts Today Hit 1100times I Have Been Applying For Jobs In Nigeria by pastorsmiling(op): 10:26pm On Apr 24, 2015
My bro i went to futa so i dont block if i had know how to block may this wont have happen to me sef u can say wateva you want bro cos you are not in my shoe
quote author=fxjones post=33074580]Did u block to get a 2:1 ? Let's start from there, I know of people who got their result using bribe, they never get a Job with it. Some do get a Job but they r never happy. Search itself.[/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Job Hunts Today Hit 1100times I Have Been Applying For Jobs In Nigeria by pastorsmiling(op): 10:19pm On Apr 24, 2015
THANKS
uboneak:
I think that is the difference in our societies. Here in UK, Even with a 3rd class (due to my last minute poor gambling on exams questions), I got a job in a multinational pharmaceutical just 4months after graduation last year. I had series of interviews even more than my mates with better. What helped was dat i had done a year placement (what you call industrial attachment in Nigeria) in a hospital after 2nd yr and so by graduation, i had a yr's experience. Moreover, my employers were looking for 3 main qualities. A bioscience degree holder, good communication skills and attention to details. I was able to demonstrate how i met all this in my cover letter, cv and the interview. While at uni, I worked part time in a call center so i had loads of good communication examples to give. I was able to use examples from my placement where i gave proper attention to details. This little skills helps be it from anywhere. I only pray the lord visits you soon though. It would be nice letting us know what your degree was on too..?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Job Hunts Today Hit 1100times I Have Been Applying For Jobs In Nigeria by pastorsmiling(op): 10:18pm On Apr 24, 2015
[Thanks so much i really appreciate u GOD BLESS YOUquote author=Gbengard post=33074322]OP The Lord will raise you up helper of destiny! No matter how bad the economy of our nation is you will succeed as from today on. The rest of your life will be the best as from today.... From this hour you found yourself in favor market and not labour market! From now on grace, mercy and favour will speak for IJN because that's what you need sir.
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Meanwhile my dear OP check your CV over and over again if someone haven't edit one of your hobbies to "masturbating".....
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Remain Bless till God is done with you[/quote]

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