₦airaland Forum

chucky234: The fact that you are preposterous is an open secret,your use of punctuation is pathetic and way too poor for someone who claimed to have spend his entire life abroad.
Your daft blank half-baked brain will never let you realise that not every parent(s) in Nigeria trade in firewoods to fend for their children,even my 5yr old daughter knows better.
I worked hard to give myself the best of secondary and tertiary education,today am a happy man and able to fend for my wife and kids without having to run to anyone for arm.
And you? Oh my bad, forgot you still live on pichants from your poor parents who had to wash dead bodies from one morgue to another in the UK to pay your bills,come back when you are a full grown man.

chucky234: Pundits? Your dumbness got me completely perturbed, what a retard.
You are prolly searching for tumoil on google or 1826 British primary dictionary, even with Queen Eliza's free education system you are still intellectually dumb.

debosky: I remember backing him early last season when some people believed we lost games whenever he started. What elders can see lying down children cannot see from the top of The Shard.

chucky234: Well I wasnt refering to turmoil either as turmoil stands for state of confusion or agitation.
Oga prof search for the word "tumoil" and not turmour or turmoil,trying hard to justify your average half-baked micky mouse brain.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Am trying hard with a mentally challenged wimp like U - Binsh please understand!

If sonning u was a sport then I'm Jordan, Vettel, Messi etc.

This isn't the first time I have sent u running for the hills and it wont be the last.

Go catch ur mates dullard, u're not game! [/color]

chucky234: Hahaha acted like a modern darkwin duck just as I expected, you prolly never come across the word " tumoil" in your entire pathetic diasporian life.
Brain tumour is the unusual growth cells within brain which causes brain cancer, well thats not what I meant when I said your zoombie neighbour is suffering from a rare brain tumoil.
Take that as assignment little man,come back when you find the meaning of brain tumoil.

chucky234: Grammar is the "simple act" of putting the right words in the right places,and you lack that as$hole.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U're the walking and phucking breathing reason why Imbreeding is frowned upon!

Am already getting tired of ur stale one liner 'Dad this dad that'. Arsenal must have had a profound influence on ur dead cells, Impøtent wag!

Do planet earth a favor today, grab an RPG and massacre ur entire lineage then do the necessary and end ur pathetic existence as well!

Anuofia![/color]

chucky234: And where is this documented deluded discombobulated chronic goon coming from, you are certainly suffering from a rare brain turmoi.
You claimed to be intelligent yet cant stitch few words together to construct a meaningful sentence,your use of punctuation is simply pathetic.
Go back to elementary school and learn the simple act of grammar, also dont forget to improve on your mechanical accuracy.
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Imagine person wey wash plates Madam Calabar buka for London dey form prof for NL sha, a what a certificated chronic goofy.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I reiterate again that u're a troll.

Skim tru the pages of this thread and tell me one sensible point u've opined. Anuofia na amuru ife!

I've given up my balling workout to spend the day and waste my precious Kilobytes on a troglodyte like u, so get ready to be mete the same treatment ur hypochondriac, schizophrenic, jizzwallet u call a Dad gets eachday - Heard the dude's a malignant corpse anyway.[/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U're a simpleton, why dont u try to read the original comment u quoted and stop been a tool!

The only time u make any semblance of sense is when u have ur cøck buried deep in ur Mother's cuñt. Unfortunately, I had my homies and rottweilers take turns to devour ur Momma to death, so we gon' have to try and live with ur stupendous idiocy, till u're euthanized ursef![/color]

chucky234: Your playboy swag no done wella, help am cook am more make him swag get steel. Too Queen Eliza marcoroni dey make those UK breed brain dey too watery and e dey affect their retaintive memory.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe...

If u like punch ur key board with the energy u use in boinking ur mum's Vagiña, it wont stop me from telling u that u're intelligible, plast ur face with Mayonaisse and make u walk the long walk of shame. You shall continue to be a source of scorn to ur cursed lineage.

Oloriburuku omo iya aje. [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Lets keep it rolling troll...

Shey na U be the only ninja abroad that wouldnt shut his gob?!

Na Ur type Village dey contribute money for to send abroad Just to be disappointed at how far those contributions woulda gone in setting up drainages.

Werey![/color]

coogar: someone posted this on another thread...



he went to naija & his welcome party ended up in him losing his bag @ abuja airport.




only for your people to steal his bag & sell him yoghurt that tastes like pap. nigeria - i hail thee.

armyofone: Pataki, my only problem is how you will chop the goat meat pepper soup I made for you.
Those hard Nigerian beef did real havoc lol. Next time let mail you some good spicy jalapeno jerky.
I hope you dey alright.
Please try the new Intelisonic , it's the way to go. Please NIN i'm not bragging o

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Fang Wasup? [/color]

El Guapo:

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe -- Is this what Living abroad does to mates? Spew tampons on a forum? Tryna catch attention? I'd rather stay Comfy in my hut and gulp down tequilas

You Logic is Nonconstructive and Invalid, dissing Nigeria without a sane yardstick.

So when would u travel Out, during those darn slave trade era? Lucky Dimwit [/color]

jennykadry: Cleaning without gloves? OMG. Honestly that country is finished

Afam4eva: At least it's good that you're proud of your trade as a corporate perfume sprayer aka Peke. Yes, we have our problems as NIgerians but a lot of Nigerians have become better off than they were some years back. Gone are the days when NIgerians used to have this respect from people who live abroad as they now have access to what these people have and a lot of these people are broke azz niggers eating from hand to mouth only to come back to Nigeria to show off their worn out baggy jeans and ogbanje necklace that they picked from the trash. Nigerians have gotten better. The only people you can make shakara for are people who live in Nigerian ghettos and the villages. Even a yam seller is richer than your broke azz. I know people who import yams from the north and sell in Lagos and are now millionaires. Instead of you and coogar to take the initiative to start importing yams from yobe, you're busy slaving away in the UK spraying perfumes for a living.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You're done?

Now go lick those skanky red arsè of that brunette feeding U wherever U are!

My Dad lives In Brussels and Mom stays here, I have every chance to move back to Belgium but I wouldnt - Cos my Idealogies doesnt run In sync with ur One digit IQ.

Nigeria is far from good, we all know that - Now spare us the spastic views or better still shut that gob if u got no solutions for her.[/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]And the solution is to flee? You traverse on a rather 'outdated' philosophy.

Men like Dangote, Uba, Ibru, Adenuga etc would sure love to slap those glands out of ur gob.

Every Nigerian have a wide chance to advance in life without travelling or banking on the govt, the hiccup is that ''Most Nigerians are Lazy to explore and have placed their fate on the government''

And to think Unemployment and Corruption also looms In Europe is modest enough to ward off ur Interest of dragging this nation's name to the mud.

Read these Up :
www.examiner.com/list/job-scarcity-for-eu-s-educated-youth

www.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2013/0709/From-Greece-to-Germany-Europeans-see-government-failing-on-corruption[/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Do u know how gossip Is best defined?

''When u talk about a Problem u're not part of and u've got no solution for''

The Western world are way ahead of Nigeria in every ratification and ramification. And for the fact that ill administrative offices has resorted to selfish outputs other than having the country's plight at heart shouldnt foment ur course to diss the Country and the People innit.

Yeah Ghana has Improved but are they better than Nigeria? Hell No, I can swear to the fact that Enugu, Ph, Calabar would give their Capital State Accra a run for its reputation.

Botswana, Cameroon, Senegal, Gabon, Uganda, Togo, Angola, Liberia etc are way behind this country that ve been unfortunate to be graced with mediocres as administrators.

Jenny is obviously having a buttpain or maybe would be in her periods, she should vent her grievances on the FG and not to generate a stark 'Fable' about Nigerians.[/color]

Chrisbenogor: Health
Thats a no brainer, healthcare abroad is waaaaayyyyy better than naija, it is also waaayyyyy more expensive, how much goes to health for the man abroad ( medical insurance) vs the man in naija who prolly had just malaria and got some malaria pills from the very posh pharmacy near his house I guess thats why life expectancy is low

collynzo2: And you think the solution you can offer that your friend is to ask him to run away from the country? At least he's doing his best to make the country better by running his business, employing people and all that. He has played his part. Running away is never the solution. Americans and Germans didn't build their countries by running away. Some of you never profer solutions, all you do is complain all the time or advise others to leave the country(hell hole as they call it).

coogar: by the time you deduct income tax, fuel for generator, borehole, lordmart generators, security, vigilante, hospital bills, car maintenance(due to bad roads & traffic), the man in nigeria is left with almost nothing.

then there are intangibles - pollution(sound, water and air), outbreak of any disease, menace of the underworld men, police harassment, job insecurity, low life expectancy. can you quantify those?

look into the eyes of the average nigerian(especially lagosians), it's always bloodshot! and i am not talking about the alcoholics and the weed smokers. i am talking about the regular people.

collynzo2: Come back and help effect the changes, posting pictures will not solve anything. How will Nigeria get better if the default solution on most people's mind is to run away from the country? The founding fathers of US and UK toiled to mark their countries what they are today. They didn't build their countries by running away to other nations.

jennykadry: @pataki and coogar

Please say no more. Where I work we have non "good" English speaking Filipino cleaners, these people with their terrible English earn 23 dollars per hour confirmed and they do an 8 hour shift. I dont have to tell you people about the cleaning job in obodo oyibo, its not naija dirty soak-away/toilet/ offices cleaning job, it's a white mans environment cleaning job where even I can afford to eat amala and ewedu inside their toilets.

Mortuary attendants Nko? The money they pay them is enough to buy nairaland. yet one eediot is busy talking trash whilst waiting for a relative to send him /her western union.

Let Nigeria offer cleaners 500 naira per hour and see If these lunatics won't rush the job. Goats