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[quote author=Okija_juju]So in abroad its now called 'Beaten' not 'bitten'?!

Abeg which abroad are you in?!







_{Nna men!! Nigeria is really slacking o!! Our grammar is not Y2K'13 compliant..} [/quote]You want to correct me, while your post history indicates multiple charges of disgraceful English writing.
[quote author=Okija_juju]

Why should he resign because on an accident?!

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So because his aides had to help him down the steps of an aircraft, he must step down?! What if he is now parmanently crippled from the accident?!
[/quote]Another Nigerian Olodo.

coogar: and we both know the minimum wage in the UK is more than £5 per hour. janitors in clubs earn between £8 to £15 per hour depending on the classiness of the club. a real hardworker can put in 60 hours per week(excluding weekends)

even at the lowest end - he makes about £480 per week, at the high end, he makes close to £900 a week. how's he not better than the ones robbing people with guns or whöring themselves to pot-bellied chiefs?

Not forgetting the one pound, two pounds tips he occasionally gets from overly drunk club peeps.

Chrisbenogor: Thats one part of everything me I disagree with sha, working in Nigeria is very "peculiar" if you know what I mean it is only in Nigeria that the supply of water for dispensers or simple cleaning of a working premises has a lot more to it than meets the eye.

I would not give it up for anything though, aside from this thread being amusing (the back and forth yabis )I see that all sides look at the issue from different angles. Depending on where a person stands he or she would perceive that one is better than the other. My limit gats be 6 months even though that lagos airport is still terribly annoying

Everyone has their own preferences. When I visited Nigeria, I had people telling me they cannot relocate abroad. Simply because they are used to the lifestyle of people like Afam doing boy-boy at their beck-n-call.

Take a random sample of the working elite on the Politics board, you would discover the sheer illiteracy ravaging that country. I landed in Nigeria and custom/immigration officer was asking me, what I brought for him?

What I cannot stand stand further is when a mushin-olosha tout like Afam who has been beaten by a million mosquitoes yesterday night will come here and tell me he is living a better life in Nigeria.

jennykadry: Lol@pataki and Afam

I no go put mouth for una matter cos you's are amongst the few on this forum I have respect for, however I have to agree with pataki that Nigeria is a shoit hole.

Afam is my boy. I am teaching him a whole lot of stuff these days. I love spanking his dull igbo skulls. When you have people like Afam in Nigeria making mouth on the internet, I am coming to a full knowledge that your statement that people abroad can actually and conveniently wipe out most Nigerians who claim to be the working elite is true.

Afam4eva: No one is claiming Nigeria to be heaven on earth. On the contrary, you're right. It is a shit hole but i find it distasteful when people who spray perfumes for a living in LOndon like Pataki and Coogar start putting Nigerians down.

Look at this NEPA diseased boy! Your bunch of richest men in Nigeria are thieves and government looters who would naturally be in jail if they were living in sane environment.

Don't put your frustrated ravaged Nigerian life on people abroad - direct it to your mannerless leaders who have foolishly made a perfume sprayer in London far more better than a bank manager in Nigeria.

Afam4eva: Very typical of Londoners. Did your manners fall off the London bridge. I won't be surprised if you're coogar's assistant as the royal maid to the royal papers where you change pampers for your daily bread.

My friend worry not about my manners. Last time I checked that Nigeria is still a mannerless country. No wonder your mannerless leaders steal you to poverty.

Answer my question: are you humble enough to admit that Nigeria is a shytehole at the moment?!

In a sane country, this driver would have been subjected to mental health check. Unfortunately, GEJ's administration does not care about Nigerians and it is not ready to curb the excesses of the police force which is under its control.

This driver has simply just been a suicide prone person. Shame that another life is lost needlessly in Nigeria due to the corrupt state of the society.

Afam4eva: How did i ever guess that you lived in London. Looking at Coogar, Shymmex and yourself, we can see the kind of people that London is breeding. I guess it runs through. You LOndon folks have to learn to be humble. Humility will take you far in life.

My friend, SHATTAPP!!

What kind of animal has Nigeria bred you into? Oh oh, simply because I severally school you on your moderator's job in the Politics board, implies I ain't humble?

Imagine this troglodyte telling me about humility? If you were humble enough, you would rather admit Nigeria is a shytehole at the moment. Where has your pride in Nigeria taken you thus far??

adaobi123: My honey is coming. I've informed him.

Bring him here to face the Achilles of Nairaland.

OMO IBO: Cougar, I'm happy with the cabana in the country side. Fresh air with lots of greeneries.

Pataki, I'm hooking myself up with one of your sisters. Dem wan kill me with ikokore.

Aha! You are banging one of my ijebu sisters - you will have to come and prostrate for me very soon! Even me, as an Egba/Ijebu boy does not like ikokore, omo ibo is now chopping it free.

OMO IBO: Lol @ pataki and cougar.
Yep, I returned.

Pataki, I understand you are from abeokuta. You can stop by sango ota when next you are in town. You can see me, your arch enemy and then seun.

LOL! Makes it easier to knock some good sense into that nkwobi head!

Hope naija babes never finish your life for Sango Ota!

collynzo2: The Nigerian Embassy officials who frustrated that girl to the extent of wanting ro burn her passports are 'Nigerians in diaspora', aren't they?

No they are Nigerians in Nigeria. You see, this is why Jenny is right. Some of you peeps need re-education.

So OMO OBO is back in Nigeria?

Arsenate: Why should anyone be jealous of toilet washers, plate washers, mortuary attendants..huuhh lol

I hope this is a joke!

coogar: i sent him out to buy me some recharge cards.....

bellong: The principal problem of Nigeria still remain Nigerians.

The custom officer who molested travellers at the airport is a Nigerian. The police collecting bribe on the street and killing those who refused to pay is a Nigerian. The permanent secretary of a ministry who sits on government contract and collude with minister to divert fund is a Nigerian.

The civil servant who demands a tip before doing the job he is paid for is a Nigerian. The mechanic who cheats a car owner in order to get more money from him is a Nigerian. Students that are supposed to be studying to become better in solving problems in their country but are busy finding a way of short-changing the system are Nigerians. Pastors sweet-talking their congregation to collect the members' hard earned money are Nigerians... Bankers diverting customers' money are Nigerians.

In all the above listed, I have not mentioned the evils of government because the government of any country is a reflection of the followers.

We need a value re-orientation in the country to kill this get-rich syndrome that has eaten deep into the heart of everybody including religious houses.

Only Nigerians can save themselves from themselves.

Thank you, very well written. I remember earlier this year when I decided it was time to visit Nigeria after few years of staying abroad, I boarded a BA to Nigeria.

When we finally left Heathrow for Lagos, trust some Nigerians to be Nigerians. They started arguing and debating about Nigeria. The argument got so intense, two dudes practically removed their shirt inside the plane with only their singlets on and were sweating profusely arguing and shouting energetically about Nigeria (the pros and cons).

I don't hate Nigerians in Nigeria, and neither do I hate Nigerians abroad. But the reality is that we Nigerians are the own architect of our destruction. We know the right thing to do, but wanton greediness and selfishness is killing us all.

NIN vs NID again?

Where is that blockhead called Afam?

[quote author=Itoroetti ]Why are u all sectional apc fanatic not dispute the fact he has so far raised?
Why abused his person?
Lest I forgot ,some of u are replica of tinubu.[/quote]When people like you come on this forum and type this nauseating and appalling English sentences, it seriously indicates that you were an utter failure whilst in school (assuming you are already a graduate).

Is this the kind of pathetic English you speak with your parents, family, colleagues, friends and community? Why would one bother having any form of intellectual political discourse with brain dead dolts, who cannot even string out a simple correct English sentence!

Sorry mate, please go back to school. Oh bummer! ASUU is on strike! APC must have caused it!!!

Sincere 9gerian: @Seanet02..,that your long epistle is only announcing the construction of a paltry 10MW power plant. Even the 10MW plant serves only state govt facilities and some street lights.

Added to your cry baby skills, is your penchant to lie and firm grasp of low comprehension skills. No wonder you were an utter failure in your medical line of study.



Did your empty head skip this part of the article?

“In Lagos State today, industrialisation and general improvement in income and living conditions have resulted in increased demand for electricity. Recent date reveals that the power requirements of Lagos today is estimated at about 10,000-12,000 MW. This is in sharp contrast to the less than 1,000MW available to Lagos State from the national grid.

An elated Governor Fashola further informed that this was the third Independent power plant following the 270MW at Egbin, and the 12.5MW at Iju that the Lagos State Government is undertaking.''

Now tell us, why the Paraga Despicable Party (PDP) has been an utter disappointment to Lagos State in terms of power generation? It is utter foolishness and gross irresponsibility that GEJ's government that assured Nigerians of at least 13,000MW power generation by 2013, are no where to be found.

Can we trust this party (PDP) that is even teaching the devil how to spin lies?!

Double post.

1025: no normal person is a member of pdp and that is why you can't see them feel anything like shame. they are just moving corpses. no shame, no respect, no nothing. in pdp u will see a 100 old man sleeping with his son's wife. there u will see old fat criminal and there u will see white hair thieves. there also, u will see women who are more criminal minded than their fellow widows. there, wrong english no make any difference. there, u will see men whose wives fight in public but as vegetables, they say nothing. in pdp, u will see boko haram members, militants, children husbands who are 189 years. in all these, no shame.
the uselessness and madness in this devilish party is what is controlling nigeria as a whole.
we lack shame as a ppl and it is very very very very and very bad.
andy uba was caught in usa under obasanjo for money laundry and in a normal society, such imbe no get say in the polity again but here, what do u get, obasanjo(randy old man/...), bode george(ex...)alams(ex...) tony annenih(notorious ...) bamanga tukur(federal .... father of ...) all are the kingmakers and role models.
my brothers and sisters, when thieves and randy old men are your role models/mentors, no be evil forest u dey go?

Can we trust this paraga despicable party (PDP)?!

I remember when Odulele in London was accused of handling a child, his church kept mute about it for weeks. Kept making church members believe Odulele was on vacation till the horrible news became public.

It beholds on this COZA thingy to come out and say openly that their pastor is not involved in screwing a church member. Hiding behind glorious words does not remove the blemish that the body of Christ is being tainted with, by this irritating allegation.

VoteOutPDPJona: MOLESTATION OF THE CONSTITUTION? SINCERELY, HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE A SCENARIO WHERE ONLY FIVE HOUSE MEMBERS ATTEMPTED TO IMPEACH THE SPEAKER OF A 31-MEMBER HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY, COVERTLY BACKED BY THE JONATHANS?

OR RATHER PRESIDENT JONATHAN REFUSING TO REINSTATE FORMER APPEAL COURT PRESIDENT (AYO SALAMI) AGAINST NJC RECOMMENDATION?

Are you minding that skunk? The disgraceful cry baby slave never sees anything wrong with his master.

Or how does one explain the moooronic president saying he does not give a damn about the constitution that directs him to formally make an asset declaration?!

This madness stops by 2015.

This resident cry baby does not cease to amaze me.

If it is not Tinubu that is disturbing him, it is Amaechi.

You really think giving a bad name to these people will put GEJ in good light? You must be exceedingly drunk from Otuoke river.

If you suspect irregularities with Amaechi, take this matter to court.

Ever since my eyes have opened to the madness of Nigerian churches and their so-called leaders, I have made a personal resolution never to attend any Nigerian church again.

Quite interesting though, one of Pastor Biodun's PA is my good friend on facebook. Everytime a photo of him is tagged on facebook from this COZA thingy, it is always to show how well dressed he is. Does this church make room for charity or salvation programmes in their society? Or it is all about wealth wealth and more selfish wealth?

Churches in Nigeria totally stink! If a Nigerian is involved, I am more wary.

taiocol: any tin sahara is fake.

Really? When Jonathan increased the price of fuel before any of u Nigerians woke up to hear it, Saharareporters broke that news.


When Patience was undergoing operation in Germany and Abati and the Presidency were openly lying to you, Sahararrporters reported it.


When GEJ's brother died, it is on video that even GEJ said he got the news first from Saharareporters.


Keep on deceiving yourself.

MAYOWAAK: YAHOO! YAHOO! PRESIDENT ON THE MOVE
few months ago, president Jonathan held a party on Ibadan-Lagos Express way celebrating the award of contract for the re-construction of the road. People were held in traffic for hours and it was like a carnival. Till today, there is no single tractor on Ibadan-Lagos express way. no work is going on any where and there is no sign that work may begin soon. In a similar vein, Many months before the carnival at Lagos-Ibadan express way, the president awarded the construction of the 2nd Niger bridge. It was celebrated and even added to one of many of president Jonathan's achievement, but today, there is no single brick at River Niger to signal the construction of the 2nd Niger bridge. There is not even a sign that work may begin soon. WHAT MARVELS ME IS HOW SOME NIGERIANS STILL TAKE GOODLUCK JONATHAN SERIOUSLY. I have long consoled myself and any time i watch president Jonathan make promises or claim any achievement, i just take it as if i am listening to "I go die", Basket mouth or AY the comedian. By that, i am not a victim of the yahoo! yahoo!

Yahoo yahoo government.

payless: I am thinking the same thing o! I have my house in Idi-Aba by Federal Medical Centre but I just refuse to complete it due to situation in Nigeria. I have to get it done if things continue like the way Amosun is going about business in Abeokuta.

Amosun is already busy dualising idi-aba axis. Already there is a road that leads from Kemta Housing Estate into Obantoko. With all these in place, it makes room for easy movement into Ibadan avoiding the hassles of Adatan/Asero axis.

You have a house in a prime location. Finish it up and let it out. You would be smiling to the bank soon.

Up APC!!!

[quote author=Naija_lastborn]you be Egba boy?[/quote]Born bred and buttered. Egba boy not claiming Lagos.

Amosun is really making me think of heading back to Abeokuta.

I even heard he banned all his special advisers and political appointees from showing off and behaving in disorderly fashion in Ogun State unlike what was obtainable during the PDP era in Ogun State.

Ogun standard all the way! Up APC!!!

Oju ti awon elegan.

Where are all those agbero musicians? All those bo-si-gban-gban ka jo??

dayokanu: Who am I seeing?

I see dead people

Look at this Fenerbache lineup lasan. I wonder why Arsenal bothered to show up

See Yobo. Yoboro Yobonson. Barbed wire Yobo, Yobo bus Stop. Girouds burial ground. The Kongo Shiner of Adaeze Igwe

See Demirel, Kadlec, Alves. ori iya mi oooooo, How dem allow all these players in one team? Na world war?

Raul Mereiless Again from Chelsea the same guy thats used to sodomising Arsenal. This cant be legal.

Sow, Achille Webooooo Mo daran When this guy dey jam for Mallorca Walcott still dey Jeleosimi Kindergarten

And Finally Kuyt. Like the Bible said. IT IS FINISHED

Shikena, Gaskiya, Allah Kiyaye. Suicide watch on Edoyannsh and Dobo

Werey boy. We defeacated again tonight in Turkey same way we defeacated at Allianz.