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Lady J:
so pataki still dey corner babe




i tire oooooo,pataki here i was thinking you're a pastor

Tell me which Pastor does not like a good woman?

Now, abeg carry your wahala go oh. No confuse Spikey for me.

Geniall:
You are the mare, not I, milady. A mare so comely that nobles journey a long distance to gaze at its allure!

Pataki! Grrrr. . . . !

Geniall, lest two swords create a fire to the surrounding bush, I do pray your eyes stray away from the gaze to which you passionately speak of now.

The vineyard is already occupied!

Missy B:
Now dnt go der baby

You see yourself.

Lady J:
which babe is pataki trying to corner on this thread

No come pour sand sand for my garri here.

Gamine:
Sorry Geniall

i don't roll with Plan B's

Will you be my alternative A option?

spikedcylinder:
Geniall!!!!!
Dont you dare go frolicking yet. You are my PLAN B.
yer know. . .

Your standby generator?


Where is Missy B?

spikedcylinder:
Fornication I meant. Sowwy.
Yes oh, I am ever ready! Whats the password?

Shoot me an instant message or mail

spikedcylinder:
I don't care! I am all starry eyed already!

*sounding as coy as can be*
Get that room will you? I'm all for adultery!

Adultery or fornication?

I fear one pass the other oh. I have gotten the room. Are you ready to come? Let me know, then I can give you the password.

spikedcylinder:
Aww. . . my oh-so-kissable-lipped John, I have fallen in loff!

I am there to catch you when you fall, got the right arm to shoulder it all through

Are we getting a room or not?

spikedcylinder:
Ah, oga, this stage wey i reach, I need more than shoulder o. You know how long i've been berluddy single? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Hahahhaa,

Tell me all what you need, I am sure in my large heart, I can always make it happen all for you my Plain Jane.

Missy B:
Lmao. . .
pataki,yhu're fonnie. . .
spike,keep tryin till yhur good bcums best.
all i need is d 411

Fonnie? I am serious here.

Pitokwe:
i know say your guy bula la the kiki wel wel

What does this mean

Missy B:
Lmao. . real loff ke.
Lemme gyv yhu space to comminucate wit yhur newly found loff jare.
ciao!
spike baby spark him up a likkle jo.

Give Geniall a chance.

spikedcylinder:
Emi ke? Sapele? Mi o debe ri!


I do.

Thot you said you were Sapele Paki. Anyways. . . .

Do not worry, I be your shoulder you can always lean on. Once am satisfied with the kiss, we take it all the way!!! Can we now go and get a room?

Wanted to go out late at night, was too lazy to take a shower, ended-up watching a movie on TV, watching CNN, had no one to chat with on YIM, Skype, facebook and MSN everyone was already asleep.

Did a couple more of my reading, then forced myself to sleep.

spikedcylinder:
I'm not fair o! I be like sapele paki! Lol.

Aww. . . .since your lips are not worwor, I will gladly kiss you!

You are even a Sapele woman. . . . . I heard they are the sweetest of all.

So will you be my Plain Jane then?

Missy B:
Real loff
i'm gerrin jealous
.Dat guy is ma bruv in CHRIST naw.

Let it manifest first, before you give it a name.

What are you jealous of? What you already have or what you want to have the more? Hmmmmm!

Geniall, your bruva in CHRIST? The language bruva Geniall was speaking there, was not a Spirit Koko language.

Do not let real loff pass you by.

Missy B:
Na loff be this?

Better go and face Geniall.

spikedcylinder:
Of course I would believe anything you tell me. Afterall, you are pataki.
@ your question, now I AM SHY. *blush*

Why art thy shy . . . . O fairest of them ladies.

Now you getting me speechless Still waiting for the answer to my question though.

ijapa888:
My genotype is AS.
So, scientifically if i marry a lady who has thesame genotype as me i would eventually bear kids with the sickle cell anemia.
I've had to end three long relatioships because of my genotype.
I'm into another relationship and we've started talking serious but am scared of asking to know her genotype.
It's not funny being a sickle cell trait carrier but i wonder if theres any shortcut to overcoming this nightmare.
I want to go ahead and marry this new lady even if she is a carrier too.
I need assurance!

The ultimate assurance is not in what cyber-entities tell you here or anywhere else. You need to believe in yourself, and have a full self assurance that all will be well.

If not, you will keep living your life in misery, self pity and sorrow.

Cheers mate.

spikedcylinder:
Pataki, I slept over it and I have a question. Here it is:
I have worwor lips, you do to. What do you think the outcome of that kiss would be? wowority to the maxxxxx!!!

Just a simple kiss

I told you that I have worwor lips, you believed me. What if I had told you, I love you, you would believe me too? LMAO!!!!


Here is your question:
You have worwor lips, I do not have worwor lips. What do you think the outcome of that kiss would be?

Queenisha:
Thanks dear.
At least now I can freely say my kids when I talk.
I've had to keep that and I hated it because they're my world.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

How sweet.

Queenisha:
AJ and I have become a tag team at Nigerian village square.
her name is dew drops and I'm lateesha over there.

Cool. Thanks for the info.

OMO IBO:
who she is makes no difference. the bottom line is she lied about her kids and marital status

Are you MALE or FEMALE?

If Male, you are pathetic seriously.

@ Osisi,

Can you give me the contact forum to almondjoy.

That girl and her crazy wahala.

Queenisha:
This has been eating me up but I want to get it off my chest.
I gave the impression that I went home recently to get married.
I lied about the getting married part,I was in Nigeria alright.
I wanted to keep my family life private
I've been married a while to a wonderful man,the love of my life,the most romantic man ever and we are blessed with a few children.
Please find it in your hearts to forgive me especially my friends on this forum.I came clean offline to almondjoy whom I still communicate with in another forum and I wanted to set the records straight here.
But I will not tell you how long I've been married and how many kids we have.
I will still keep that part of me private.

I know I'm opening myself up for all sorts of name callings but I'm a big girl.I can take it.
The most important thing is that my conscience is finally clean.

Osisi, seriously why bother yourself.

Even your username is not a true representation of your name, so that is also a LIE. Who does not lie about his Username here? Prolly except SIENA.

So do you thingy girl. I have always known you were married right from the days of babyosisi, Shahan, Gwaine, welborn, TellyB days.

If not I would have toasted you since.

DeepZone:
"Better be stupid than a cheat"

Your stupidity must be PRICELESS!!!!!!

DeepZone:
I wouldn't do that unless I want you to die

One Advice: Get a real man, that will shag you as a real woman. Not silly men with emotions driven stupidity.

So do you have standby generators?

salsera:
PS
_{I didnt think you would end up with your ex anyway}

So Salsera, you are now a seer?

How are you doing BTW? Long time.

DeepZone:
Are you swearing under oath that you've not lost money to a woman that never loved you in the first place? i mean, are you swearing under oath in the court of law(Federal govt of Nigeria) that you've not been suckered by a woman before?

So you are the Court of Law? Give me a bible to make me swear.

DeepZone:
Are you even sure you are not being stupid in your present relationship? Everybody is prone to emotional stupidity and there is no known antidote for it. You've been warned. Women are way smarter than men.

Stupid with my present relationship? NAH. . . . I am way above all that mushy mushy fever emotions women successfully play on MEN. Yeah everyone is prone to emotional stupidity, but it takes guts and wits to handle what should be handled.

DeepZone:
So, what is your style? Do you subscribe to keeping standby generators or do you play it one at a time irrespective of what may happen in the long run?

Why you buvvered about my style? I subscribe to a guy using his head and not been driven by his stupid emotions.

DeepZone:
You guys should know that this has to do with emotion and it's not like getting a job. A guy can be in love with a woman so much that he will agree to be her 3rd best. It happens and lets not just pretend we live in a perfect world because we are online. Don't guys kill each other for one woman again? What is responsible for that?

Abject stupidity.

eldee:
@DeepZone
Any guy that accepts to be 2nd choice is just totally stupid

Succinctly stated.

Who am I to judge whether one is a Christian or not? All I know is on the judgment day, everyone shall give an account of how he/she has lived his/her life to God.

I have a life of purpose to live on earth, and I shall fulfill my purpose here on planet earth.

DeepZone:
Are you denying this one again? I hope you know that when I said, shoot it out, I don't literally mean with a gun.

I understand the context of shooting it out as you are trying to imply. Can you now address my statement?

DeepZone:
I know guys have a very huge ego that only a mac truck can demolish. They'd rather stay there and shoot it out than walk away.

Thank you for confirming that y'all keep stand By gen's.

Oh please spare me!

Which reasonable guy stays as the 2nd or 3rd guy substitute and expects to shoot it out. They mus be a living thrash.