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Hannibal:
You were paying ransom at the age of 12??
Come on people. . . . . . .Was it that bad or just guilty conscience??
When i was young. . . . . nearly everyone in ma posse had one little girl around the corner we bonded with.
Parents even encourage boy-girl bonding then because they couldn't handle 2 boys pitting wits together.
I was too troublesome to be left with an accomplice.

It was always fun if they came into your territory or your went into theirs. Not doing it around the corner.

eldee:
Childhood crushes are the best jare
Reunited crushes are fantastic . . . and they always turn out sexier than you expected
You easily get free access in the name of 'catching up'

Exactly, both parties do not need to talk too much. Just scope, eye each other, talk for a short while and the rest is settled outside the circumference of human eyes.

Hannibal:
At this rate, i think i will have to start a "PATAKI MUST MARRY THIS YEAR" protest. . . .
Blimey. . . . Amsterdam was the wrong place for u. . . . You shlda gone to Vatican City when u left Naija.
Canceling chics up n down the globe. . . . .This is not fair!!!
I shall make it ma prayer point that u have 7 ravishing daughters. . . . .Karma must participate in this.

Vatican City? I am finished. 7 seven ravishing daughters!!!! The more the merrier!!!!

In fact this city is not helping matters at all. As for marrying, hmmmmmmmmmmm!

You never know whether it is one of the childhood crushes, that the marriage project will emanate from.

But you lead the way first bro.

Queenisha:
@ poster,they are single mothers
You are a[b] single [/b] man
so what's the problem?

He wants a brand new tear rubber chic. Not

Hannibal:
Blimey. . . . . . . . . . . . . That is a very compromising position to nick any dude regardless of the age.
Jeeez!!!!!!!!!I am sure u musta blushed like a redneck!!!!
Eldee and Nancy under the duvet doing things n thangz. . . .
Ya lies woulda been so hollow, the people that nicked u woulda laughed like crazy!!!

Childhood crushes are so sweet. Especially if you had fun back on those days. I got a message on facebook from one of my childhood crushes. Not seen her since childhood days.

When I saw her profile pics, I was speechless. Immediately I had to reply her message instantly getting her mobile contacts for further progression. Who says childhood crushes are not sweet.

eldee:
It was the only activity boys and girls could share . . .
Although . . . I swear, all we did snuggle up under the duvet and I tot I was enjoying myself

I remember I got caught once
Come to think of it, no one had ever told me it was wrong
But see the way I was sweating and composing useless lies like 'we were sleeping', 'she fell down'

The simple rule was never get caught.

Chat2MeBac:
Pataki, so u one ah them boys who was "forced ripe"? , yo have vice ah yo ass, wh? You should be learning your alphabets, instead you looking into girls eyes,

Alphabets was an herculean task for me then. Having crushes was the simplest thingy to do.

eldee:
Mummy and Daddy was a really interesting game ooh

Yeah it was. Another one was hide and seek. We tell the girls to go and hide anywhere inside the house, we already know where they would hide, then we would sneek on them and grab them essentially as desired.

So whichever girl we had crushes on, we simply invited them to our house, and we play hide and seek or mummy and daddy.

Queenisha:
Tufia
I knew that pataki was rotten right from infancy
playing mommy and daddy.
I didn't even know I had a private part till 11.

11 years old you knew you had a Private part When did you start using it then? [s]I never had knowledge of my privates till yesterday. [/s]

So no guy held you close to himself while you were in your early years? You really missed oh.

Hannibal:
Daddy and Mummy??
What does that entail, Playa Pataki(PP)??

It is simple. It simply means you and her, get your duvet cover and act as daddy and mummy. She then wakes up, carry her doll with her Osupa and back her doll because the doll (baby) is crying. And the man acts as the father, kissing the dolly and the mummy.

So you never did that too? You missed oh.

Hannibal:
I have always known u are a PLAYER.
Identifying beauty at a tender age of 3?? ??
Ya player of the month status might just extend to August.

Yeah right!!!

It was just simply kiddies thingy. Although I once tried mummy and daddy in the bedroom with one my moms friend daughter. We just basically laughed over it though.

Anytime we see eachother now, we just simple laugh over it. But no chemistry at all.

Chat2MeBac:
I will go get J girl for u jor, She is my partner in Nl crime dread



ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
You guys and this playa thingy, see your sef

Where is J-girl please? I was supposed to see her last month, she ran away.

Chat2MeBac:
Oh!! I see, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, No problem o, I will want to go visit Ajanlekoko Educational Center when I visit Naija( Hannibal take note o), ,

@topic
I also had a crush on one of my Peace corp, Volunteers, He had this "Justin Timberlake" kind of look, The girls used to tease me ''L and Mr.Beck kissing in a tree , fill in the rest jor,

Volunteer officer? Probably it was me. I was once a volunteer officer.

@ Topic,

My childhood crush was while I was in primary school. Never knew I could identify beauty right from my tender age.


Not seen her in years now.

Thanks for the information.

I have never bothered to know other kind of passports except the Diplomatic passport, which I am seriously gunning for.

Marriage comes first for me.

@ Cristalz,

I have heard you. Funny my posts there has been deleted off.



@ Topic,
Let it be natural.

Hannibal:
Like all players do. . . . .

However, some chics are donkey stubborn . . . . You crink em good and they won't leave u be.
No matter what u do, they feign they don't see the EXIT sign.
To make matters worse, they use tears as emotional blackmail. . . . .

Very true man!

Women are the best in emotional captivation for a mans heart. It is best to widen the gap, and give no room for emotional sentiments from a woman, that way you do be safe.

StephenP:
If she hears nothing from you, she could think it's all good. Remember, "no news is good news"

No no no!

No news means something is cooking underground.

Can someone please tell me what is wrong with what Michel has said? 16 - 24, what is wrong with that? In the early 80's how many teams took part in the championship?

@ Poster,

If you really want to know whether a bird was yours, let it go. . . . . If it comes back to you, then it is truly yours. If it does not come back, it never was yours.

How you choose to interprete what I have stated above is at your own discretion.

Good luck.

@ Topic,

What I do best, I leave the communication gap wide open. I stop communicating. With time she will get weary of the relationship and move on with her life.

It has always worked best for me.

Usher ft Beyounce, Lil Wayne - Make Love in this Club (Remix)

No woman is any mans property, until the wedding ring comes into her hand. He is free to label her as ''his girl''.

@ Poster,

Move on guy. Single girls have not finished, even if they have finished presently, extras' have been ordered.

Once heard this line before . . . . never kissed an asthmatic patient before, so I precisely do not know.

RedHotChic:
What is goal receiver? Have you forgotten that Mutiu adepoju was the head master like michael ballack? I also wonder why nobody is voting Yekini after all he did for Nigeria. Emmanuel Amunike may also be a contender.

So you know about footie.

My greatest Nigeria soccer star goes to KANU. He has performed what several other Nigerian players cannot do.

Congrats Aisha.

May you continually wax stronger and stronger.

Wish you all the best.

Hermy, you no dey tire?

Pity today is friday night, I should be out for the evening.

Make him happy and make his day memorable.

davidylan:
I've kept quiet for so long until you crossed the rubicon.

Ngwah this noise maker . . . all the 5 years you spent in school how many chics did you date with all your internet bravado?

Let me count them for you - big fat ZERO

You can decieve the others here with your noise making not me, at least you can only slap what you have no be so?

1. I hope Queenisha is carefully watching the proceedings from this bum.

2. Do you want to disgrace yourself now? Should I come out and start making mention of how you disgraced with Tolu your only acclaimed girlfriend which you started toasting after starting your NYSC? Can you please remind me of who is dating her now? You this idiotic goat!

Queenisha:
pataki your question must have been so silly that I didn't bother

Silly it is indeed. Some women and their evading tactics.

If them throwey you JAMB question, wey you no sabi, na so you go claim sey e dey silly abi?

Lady J:
mennnnn its obvious you're just a toddler still suckling on your feeding bottle

grow up man ,because insults wont solve anything,d earlier u start thinking like a real man,and stop acting like a child who still attends d kindergarten d better for u

i don't care if u insult me form now till tomorrow ,because we all r used to your childish behaviour on d net,grow up

Jenny you are back at it again?

Just when you were telling me to take it slow with that kindergarten boy this afternoon, you are busy spoiling for a fight right now?

Oya, e don do you ok?