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bigkesh:
Shey u no stand 8 years without a trophy?

Don't mention my name when you are talking of that your useless relegation contending club. You are one point above relegation contestants, yet you are talking of Arsenal going without trophy for 8 years. In our years of no trophy, did we ever near relegation contention?

Just enjoy your Specialist in Chelsea-Sacking rather than mentioning my handle.

diggz:
@ lala see what I got from espn....

Pep Guardiola is a fraud. Bayern would be mad to give him a third season. That's two years in a row that his team get their rear ends handed to them in the semifinal, 3-10 on aggregate, are you kidding me?

Who cares if he won the Bundesliga? It's kinda hard not to win the Bundesliga, to be honest, when you manage Bayern. Every single guy who has managed the club in the past 19 years has won the title, except for Jurgen Klinsmann. This is a league where the second-place club is freaking Wolfsburg, a team with Bas Dost and Nicklas Bendtner sharing time up front.

It's a one-team league, especially now that Borussia Dortmund have imploded, and the only team is the one Pep is lucky enough to coach.

And guess what? It's getting worse. Bayern won the Treble before Pep's arrival. In his first season, they got the Double. This year it's just that measly German championship. Next season? Logical progression suggests it will be a big fat zero if they stick with Pep and his nonsense.

High line? Pressing? Weirdo formations with a jockey-sized fullback like Rafinha at center-half? Come on now. How about working on some defending so two otherwise fine centre-backs like Jerome Boateng and Mehdi Benatia aren't made to look like statues frozen in time?

Don't be fooled by this guy. Sure, Pep won some domestic and European silverware at Barcelona, but that was because he inherited a great team. After all, Frank Rijkaard won plenty at Barca as well, with some of the same players. What happened to him? His last gig was managing Saudi Arabia, who sacked him in 2013.

Ultimately, Pep is exposed because, simply put, he can beat up bad teams but struggles against good ones. Want proof? Witness his record against the teams currently in second to sixth place right now in the Bundesliga: Wolfsburg, Borussia Monchengladbach, Bayer Leverkusen, Augsburg and Schalke. Played 10, won 3, drew 3, lost 4, scored 10, conceded 12. A losing record.

Enough of the hype. Enough of the outdated tiki-taka. This emperor has no clothes.

That's fine. Defeat has consequences and they range from criticism to a boot to the backside.

Except once the air clears, you need to take a step back and ask yourself on what basis you should judge a manager.

The cliché that "results are everything" is downright foolish. Results, particularly in a low-scoring game such as football, are a function of many things, including chance and probability. This is especially true in knockout competitions.

Chei! I haff die oh!

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Cc: Raumdeuter und Alinco-40 Food don done oh!

bigkesh:
Some people can't stand Failure unlike Pataki and co

Are you OK at all?

So Manure dey look like typical mumu while even a relegation contending club dey sack their all time best coach in their useless history.

LVG is the man!

raumdeuter:
Any team that didnt take their 3 points from Mourinho would be regretting now

Actually Chelsea can now make top 4 and that makes me sad

Top 4 this season? with whom? Only with Pep Guardiola is that possible No team is regretting is it. Practically almost every team that Chelsea has managed to defeat this season are sitting over and above Chelsea.

Maybe a top 6 is slightly possible for Chelsea. Further to that, at least they will not enter relegation this season.

Chelsea management played into his hands. I was seriously praying that he does not get sacked and rather he sinks Chelsea into relegation.

Now the excuses will start pouring in.

AdeLaNa1:
And if u know dat i know dat u know dat ur precious Arsenal has never won a UCL trophy in the entirety of ur clubs existence, den no use those ur clownish fingers quote me again.

3 UCL to 0 UCL!! We no be ur mate!! Nope! Not even close....

3 UCL only to be kicked out by mere ordinary teams like Wolfsburg and PSV. The same Wolfsburg we demolished during our pre-season. Shay shame no dey catch you ni? Chelsea aka Premier league relegation contenders came out of their group as tops. As hopeless as those ones are!

Better go and face your Denish counterpart. Second tier European team wan dey form 'Andrew the Giant.'

In fact sef, your 3 UCL don automatically qualify you for EUROPA finals you hear? Congratulations!

Even the afojus of this world know the burnthisleaguedown is outrightly useless.

No competition, no vibrancy, NOTHING.

Little wonder Pep wants to opt out asap.

Hopeless and useless one-team league.

AdeLaNa1:
And if u and ur fellow clowns actually looked at that pic with ur eyes open, u'd notice Chamberlain standing nxt to Gibbs. That's why i said Chamberlain instead of Gibbs. But i decided not to modify the post just for the fun of seeing u and ur people unravel like a bunch of virgins on their periods....

Go find ya mate with dem Liverpool and Shitty Spurs. If your team is not Barca, Chelshit, ManShitty, Bayern, Juventus, PSV, Wolfsburg, Madrid, etc, don't open that your filosohfee mouth to talk to me abeg.

Sparkling water no be the same mate as pure water guy.

iPopAlomo:
Day... I realised Sodiq... aka Sode... is 19 years old... that's the day i stopped exchanging words with him...

Now watch the boy display inferiority complex... you're behind a keyboard... you can say anything... right... Sodiq...?! Omo Alhaji...?!

Are you serious? That boy needs to brush up his English. That is the major irritant that puts me off about him.

AdeLaNa1:
Nope!
But hope u still remember this one?? Chamberlain's face says it all
https://i.imgur.com/q5heh2j.jpg

You see yourself? Gibbs don turn to Chamberlain abi? I no kuku blame you. I don warn you to keep away from this thread. You carry agidi for head like a surulere goat with horns. Your EUROPA mates no dey this thread.

LOL. Ordinary police has not even arrested him, this fat black pig is already jabo-ing.

All of you goats that were eating yam recklessly during that corrupt doofus (GEJ) regime, you will all vomit it out. The houses you bought in Dubai and SA will be accounted for.

Awon ole jati-jati.

Beaf aka Pastor Reno aka Wendel Simlin you think Nigerians have forgotten so soon your foolishness and how you doctored a MS Word document trying to implicate Sanusi as Boko Haram sponsor?

Your end will not be a palatable one! You son of lucifer!

Whatever floats your boat BabaSala or whatever that guy calls himself.

You might as well start sucking your own air from Jona's arse..... ashiwere....

What an ediotic tweet. And this is what they call intelligent response?

Both Femi and Kemi are two certified weyreys that in a normal society should be seriously locked away in a mental hospital.

Two mad attention seeking people trying to talk to themselves.

Cramjones aka Femi, fara buruku bale. Your own time of being bundled away like the useless criminal that you truly are is indeed coming.

We will be here to raise an outrage on your behalf.

You this Asinwin somebody!

If all the Premier league teams work together, we can send Chelsea into the Championship zone.

Like I told a shekpe fan some days ago on the Manure thread, the only way for Chelsea to play in the UEFA Champions league next season was if Chelsea enters into Europa league. But unfortunately, illuck smiled on Chelsea, they qualified into the knockout stage.

Now Mourinho feels betrayed by his players. He feels he made them bigger than they are from last season. Hahaha! He goes ahead to be blaming ballboys again. Always looking for a scapegoat to hide away the fraud that he truly is!

I won't be surprised if Baba Olowo is already considering selling Chelsea off with this nuisance of a deluded guttermouth coach he has. They both complement each other though. Same as their fans especially on this board.

Chelsea's top four fight gone - Mourinho.

pamcode:
See all them haters thunder fire una. I dey vex this nite nothing less than 3pts can satisfy me

Has anyone sighted this Shekpe fan tonight? Make he no be say, he don go 'pokunso' oh!

How can a Chelsea fan sincerely believe they will defeat Leicester? The only team that has defeated them this season is ARSENAL.

Ibime:
Reeeeeeeeemyyyyy!!!!

Bros, you dey cum?

So this is the shekpe team that is aiming for top six?

Aiye she Chelsea!

Azpi has been responsible for both goals Chelsea conceded tonight.

And this is the same Chelsea that wants to defeat PSG?

Deluded classless team, coach, playerz and fanz.

E be like say Moaninghoe go 'pokunso' tonight!

Mahrezzzzz

Airmark how far? Where is that Mourinholic? I kuku warned you this afternoon.

See as how Moaninghoe run quick inside dressing room like say shyte dey worry am for anus.

E ni a ba wi fun, Oba je ko gboran.

45 minutes plus, zero shots on target by Chelsea!

What a shame!

Chelsea will enter Championship next season.

O sure ju.

Make I dey enjoy this sweet match dey go.

Shekpe fanz dreaming of beating Leicester tonight?