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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 10:23am On Sep 12, 2015
airmark:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Semovita or semolina, no wonder. brain no dey him head. Only semo powder. Pataki you wicked.
https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vrohZGNM1rbw6bto1_500.gif
LOL! Ori Ramudeen ti condense tey-tey.

Bayern dey host Augsburg today this afternoon. Shey Alagolo still dey on that hin useless red card fine? Anyways Augsburg na yeye team. Those ones have a record of L-D-L so far in that useless league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 10:14am On Sep 12, 2015
Two things we need for this game:

1. Utmost concentration and mental alertness from each player on the field.

2. A strong attacking bite from those selected to lead our attack today.

COYG!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 10:09am On Sep 12, 2015
sinizia:
Fellani to strike? Kai, Pant-hanke and Eleffeminate will parrie here today o if God is not on our side. Gaal it will never be well with you. sad angry
06.30am in the morning, you woke up to start cussing van Gaal? grin Dem don admit you for hospital? I told you people, you will resume your lamentations very soon. I never expected it would be this early. If Liverpool should beat una for house today! una go hear am walai talai! Even though I will not be online till later tonight, I am sure boyz go descend on the manure thread heavily.

Plastic fan! Continue cussing Mr. Plato!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 6:27pm On Sep 11, 2015
raumdeuter:
Afofun gbemu ni e. Different players on the field have different skills.

Attackers are expected to beat people, Defenders are expected not to get beaten. Thats basic football

nutmegging Ronaldo is not a big deal, Jonzing Altidore a part time footballer nutmegging David Luiz is a big bleeping deal

Ori e kan tobi for nothing ni. O ye ki awon iya osoronga ma fi shey apoti ni grin grin grin
Ode ni e. Agbari e jo! cheesy

If attackers are expected to beat people, they are equally expected not to be beaten. That is something they train every player. Every player on the field can get nutmegged! Alago was hopelessly disgraced and started acting like a warapa patient.

When ya mates were busy playing football, you were busy playing 10-10 with Awo girls.

Weyrey oko ayamatanga! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 5:01pm On Sep 11, 2015
airmark:
That's why mumu raumdeuter worships messi morning and night. I wont be surprised if he replaces Jesus name with Messi's in his prayers. That dribble against boatank is a shame that Jerome brought to his family and generations to come. Anywhere they mention boateng, football lovers will recollect that moment of rolling on the floor like warapa patient.
Hahaha! Ramudeen, come and hear tori oh!


Dem say Alago is a warapa patient! grin grin grin Giri mu weyrey. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:49pm On Sep 11, 2015
Where is that olodo Ramudeen? He should come and tell me what Ronaldo was doing here? Maybe he was striking as expected where he got nutmegged by Alves. grin Is Dani Alves a striker? Who Wants To Be A Stupidinaire question for Ramudeen. grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-G6CCpOUc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:41pm On Sep 11, 2015
raumdeuter:
Oponu aiyerada ni e

A striker skill is not to prevent being dribbled but to dribble people while a defenders job is the other way round

That Ronaldo a striker gets nutmegged is no bid deal like saying a defender cant dribble past a player

I dont even know which Soka forest they got you from.

Fufu lo kun agbari e
Gbenu rirun e sohun my friend.

Omugo oshi ni e. Every player gets nutmegged whether you are a defender, striker or whatever. How difficult is that for you to understand? Or in your silly brain only defenders are expected to get nutmegged? You have never seen defenders nutmegging strikers? Afoju, afofun! grin

You enjoy this your several omugo arguments here and there.

Semo lo kun agbari e.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:20pm On Sep 11, 2015
raumdeuter:
You are a mumu. Is Ronaldo a defender? or Luiz is now ROnaldo that ordinary Altidore dey nutmeg am

Altidore wont even make Nigerian team
Is Ronaldo not a football player? Afoju, did not read where I said every player gets nutmegged?

Alago that was shipped out of ManShitty is what you are defending here on your mumu-rich thread. Ajeku of EPL. No wonder, Bendtner has made your team his regular ashaawo customer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:10pm On Sep 11, 2015
airmark:
So he did nt make a single successful pass at sunderland, right? So how did he get this pass accuracy in his last season?
You are wasting your time with Ramudeen. Every player gets nutmegged. Even C. Ronaldo has been nutmegged before.

What I don't get is what a defender prostrate when he was not touched. Is Messi carrying Holy Ghost anointing ni?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:02pm On Sep 11, 2015
Funny. So even the highest goal scorer for England is not a world class player in his own team coogar?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 3:54pm On Sep 11, 2015
raumdeuter:
Gbe enu e soun

Na fufu full your skull
LOL! Ode! You don wake-up for America abi? After dem don hammer your empty skull well well for that Manure thread yesterday. grin

Next time you will keep your trolling limit to shekpe thread. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 2:50pm On Sep 11, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
Coming from someone whose team's highest goalscorer is Own goal?? Baba i hail o....
Your Rooney aka England's highest goal scorer has the same goal record as our injured Welbeck so far this season in the EPL. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 2:41pm On Sep 11, 2015
Scummies will not let me rest.

DDG signed - so what? Does that ensure manure comes out top at the end of the season? grin We are watching. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 1:53pm On Sep 11, 2015
patrickmuf:
*In Ed's voice, is it your money?
Even if he stays for a season, all that we've proven is that we can't be bullied by the teams your useless club worships...More clean sheets loading....
e dey pain them o... Gaga
Clean sheets only to barely end up 4th on the league table huh?

Continue! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 1:52pm On Sep 11, 2015
coogar:
elfeminine and pataki should be placed on suicide watch with immediate effect. cheesy

de gea signs a new 4-year contract? i thought these guys were saying de gea was held against his will
and he would be unhappy at united. that kraut known as raumdeuter also said madrid would be back
in january. i am finally convinced LVG/woodward deliberately trolled real madrid. they had no intention
of selling him, they just wanted florentino perez to look like a complete fool.
Keep gloating! I don't blawdy care where DDG ends up. grin End of last season, even with DDG, you still ended up 4th on the table. So who really cares? cheesy cool

Shekpe fans were making fun of our lovely and gallant Petr Cech, with knowledge that they had Courtois. Courtois today is sidelined with a two months knee injury. grin Nothing in football is stable or permanent especially with Goalkeepers. Lets see if RM will still not come for DDG next year. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 1:44pm On Sep 11, 2015
pickabeau1:
Google Walcott and football brain

That should be clear
My friend keep quiet. You might as well tell me to google ''PickAbrain and football brain.'' Tell us why Walcott should not be called a striker, he is telling me to google Walcott and football brain.

What a shame.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 12:40pm On Sep 11, 2015
patrickmuf:
They should be placed on suicide watch... Lol
Bad news for the haters and low life trolls
On top wetin? DDG signing, chopping awoof money and still going to back Spain next year?

Issokay oh! Make una continue. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 12:37pm On Sep 11, 2015
^^^Scummies, una wan start trolling abi? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 12:25pm On Sep 11, 2015
parrotibaba:
@Elf n Pataki y'all can now drown in a bathtub grin grin



DDG signs new 4 year deal
Congrats to him. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki:
pickabeau1:
Pity Hansen copped out - old age

http://www.theweek.co.uk/football/59501/hansen-says-walcott-football-brain-jibe-is-his-one-regret

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/theo-walcott-has-no-football-brain-says-chris-waddle-6735482.html
What is the meaning of this? I asked you for your opinion, you are posting a news article of 2010. After trawling the internet (googling), this is all you can find?

From the first link you posted, this is what Hansen said:

"Four years ago, I said that Theo Walcott did not have a 'football brain', without realising that my comments would be misinterpreted to such an extent," he said. "The meaning of my observation was not as brutal as it may have come across, but nonetheless, I was critical of Walcott's ability and I am pleased to say that Theo has proved me wrong one million per cent.

"He is a proper player and I have to admit that my comments about him were the only time that I have ever been happy to be wrong."
Apparently, you were too lazy to read the article, you just googled the internet and started posting weblinks. The second weblink you posted from Chris Waddle (2010), who rated Adam Johnson better than Walcott. undecided Seriously?! Where is the so-called Adam Johnson today? Playing for Sunderland. And you expect me to take you serious?

Now try again. Tell me why Walcott should not be called a striker in your own view.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 11:49am On Sep 11, 2015
pickabeau1:
He still lacks the basic rudiments of playing football
Which are?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Pataki: 11:48am On Sep 11, 2015
Chestar5:
shocked.... Okay tell me its a joke.... Begovic pls don't fall my hand cry

The devil you know(courtois) is better than d angel u don't know well (begovic)... Hmmmnnn embarassed
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3229945/Chelsea-woes-worsen-Thibaut-Courtois-expected-TWO-MONTHS.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 11:45am On Sep 11, 2015
pickabeau1:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Why should Walcott not be called a striker?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 11:01am On Sep 11, 2015
^^^At least Wenger has said it several times, if we can solve the problem internally, why should we go and look for the solution externally? More so, the exceptional quality are very scarce to get these days.

Tempted to replace Giroud with Walcott as the CF. But playing against Stokes, we sure need the aerial strength which Giroud is very good at. So I support your team choice selection.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 10:41am On Sep 11, 2015
sinizia:
You can't post what the frustrated Assnal fans are spewing because you want to cover y'all rickety azzes and not expose your gayners club to ridicule and contempt. You are playing it safe on the outside but wailing inside like the Wailing Wailers. gringrin

What I posted was a "planned" protest. It didn't hold doesn't mean Wenger is not sinking Assnal faster than Titanic. gringrin


Consolation trophies. Upon the crap spoons y'all won and our missing out on UCL football, we're still better off than Gayners in all angles - financially, recognition and value. Our worst moment is a dream for Assnal. In our lowest of lows under Moyes, we still raped Gayners home and away. gringrin
Did you post what your players were saying about van Gaal here? Rather to comfort your sorrows, you were busy posting about what a ''few'' deluded Arsenal fans were tweeting about Wenger. grin Not once nor twice!

Football (or should I say una agony) go start from tomorrow. And we shall be here to post and cherish the lamentations of you manure fans over and over again. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 10:20am On Sep 11, 2015
sinizia:
You need your advice more than you need common sense. Between you, Elfeminate and I, who comes to other people's thread to wail about their problems? I don't even know my way to gayners thread because the road to there is as rusty as Gayners trophy cabinet. grin It's you and Elfeminate that carry our problems on your heads like roadside hawkers all day, everyday. I worry about my team all the time, criticize my players all the time; but the way you drag Man Utd issues with us, makes me think Wenger has frustrated your life more than enough that you are stylishly begging to join us. gringrin Also, what you read about are rumors. Just gossips from hating Assnal vermin-esque medias. Nothing to back up your twaddles.


Do you expect Dailymail to quote all the tweets of frustrated Gayners fans? Do you want the pitiable tweets from the frustrated gayners to crash their website? huh You sef pity them na. sad Besides, they quoted FEW tweets in tandem with gayners trophy haul in over 10 years now - FEW. LMAO!! gringrin
My discussion here pertains to your players and coach. Not what your deluded fans out there thinks of their coach or whatever. How many times have you been posting about what some so-called Arsenal fans are purportedly saying or doing about Wenger even when it is not true?

The other time you posted that there was a protest at the Emirates stadium when there was nothing of such. Keeping on reading title headlines without taking time to read the content and verify if it is true or not. grin You will be flogged with the truth even on your own thread! cheesy The news article you quoted is not even DailyMail but rather DailyStar. You need glasses ehn? Another glorified anti-Arsenal junksite. Not different from goal.com

Talking of ''few'', when was the last time you won anything tangible as a club? Carling Cup abi? grin And you have spent over £250m to win nothing substantial since then. And yet you dare to mention Arsenal fans are frustrated? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Pataki: 9:57am On Sep 11, 2015
Tval:
Courtois could be out for at least two months.
shocked shocked shocked


Whattapun?


September 19th on my mind! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:52am On Sep 11, 2015
sinizia:
Grasping at imaginary straws, innit? gringrin


Must there be a video of people protesting before there would be a protest? The protest against Buhari's appointments so far was done on the streets? Was their videos showing people protesting? Or you deliberately ignored the few Tweets used as an example to show Wenger is no different from NPL coaches with his shoddy transfer decisions? Keep living in fool's paradise. gringrin
Give yourself a functional brain. You are not even worried about your own players confronting your coach about his coaching tactics. Internal wrangling within your camp; players not eating with staff members in the dining area, but rather being secluded from other people. Amongst several other issues your mugu united club is entangled with.

Yet you are worried about ''few tweets'' (as you stated it) from some deluded fans (not even players) from Arsenal towards Wenger.

I can also create a news article based on the few random forum members on the Arsenal board here who are Wenger bashing machines and claim that ''Arsenal fans want Wenger Out''.

Sinister aka Mr. Busybody. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 9:41am On Sep 11, 2015
proudlysports:
I'm not even sure Wenger rates him as an option. This is what AW said about our striking options:

“It is about the efficiency and the quality of our game, we can score goals and I am not worried about that. We have Alexis, we have Giroud and we have Walcott. It is a massive opportunity for them of course.”

And yes ofcourse we will score goals. That's besides the point. We struggled massively last season when Giroud was injured/off form. I thought AW would have learnt from that and brought in someone with similar style. Yet here we are hoping and praying OG (Olivier Giroud, not Own Goal tongue) doesn't get injured and stays fit
The wonderful thing about this Arsenal team is that you never know who is going to step up their game. When van Persie left, Ramsey started scoring goals like as if he was playing 'set'. When Debuchy got injured, Hector stepped up his game. When our DM was in total confusion, a Francis Coquelin was retrieved from his loaned club and he stepped up his game.

The opportunity will surely come for Campbell. It is left to him if he can step up to the game when it presents itself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:21am On Sep 11, 2015
sinizia:
Great news. It'll solve our goal-keeping predicament for good, while making sure those greedy elfs, Madrid get to pay over the odds for him should the ungrateful DDG decides to join them next summer. And most importantly, it'll give Pant-hankie and Elfeminate sleepless nights as their lofty dreams of seeing DDG sold turns to nightmare for them. Trolls carrying our matter for head like Gala sellers while their fellow gayners are calling for the sack of Les Miserable - AssIN Wenger. gringrin

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/462879/Arsenal-fans-furious-with-Arsene-Wenger
This is the second time you are displaying this ignorant foolishness. Where is the weblink\video to show some Arsenal fans were furious with Wenger? Rather the video attached to that news report was even appreciating Wenger. Dailystar is none different from goal.com.

Apparently, you just read title headlines without bothering to read its content and objectively make your deductions from it. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 12:50am On Sep 11, 2015
I am sure I am the one who gave Boateng the name Alagolo on this board.

He is the most useless defender I have ever seen. His football intelligence is zilch. If he is not conceeding cheap penalties, he is busy chopping red card, or foolishly romancing the grass showing off his prostrating skills.

Your opponent did not touch you, yet you are prostrating for him. Jesu sunkun!

No wonder that useless entity was rejected from the EPL. Came into that useless monotonous league called "BurnThisLeagueDown" and his complicated football foolishness has elevated to a new level.

Tell me, which team in the EPL has so far conceeded the fastest goal within the first 10 seconds of starting a game? Na "set" dem dey play for that useless league? But trust Alago to always keep breaking new records in his foolish defending.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Pataki: 7:21pm On Sep 10, 2015
I knew it was that Mourinho's daughter you were gonna troll with, when the spambot got you. grin

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