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I got 2 cos i hav come across those question a long time ago from Encarta

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A man travelled to Europe and one day he came accross a lady,as they were making love,the girl started shouting "pusharder,pusharder" so the man started doing it with all his strength.

The following day he catch another girl and as he was powerfully banging her, she started shouting the same thing pusharder pusharder so he started pushing harder.

One day,this guy decided to visit the golf course all of a sudden he heard a shout pusharder pusharder so he was so confuse that he decided to ask what this pusharder is all about cos is like the language of this place. He was told that pusharder means "WRONG HOLE"

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Oh mine is seven inches long & 3 inches wide

I dont think John need to be blamed.he was hurt for wat ur friend Debbie said & that can hurt any man.how would he know the girl actually love him?Its the responsibility of the girl to prove to him that she realy love him.Every man needs love & appreciation.Ask others that condemn John if a guy say such thing to them if they will like it?

Tell ur friend to heal her relationship with John if she really love him & every tin will go well.It does not matter who actually come to each other,she can as well do it.

I remember the time i come accross a girl online,in the process of sending pictures she told me that i am rather to short for her i remember i ask her the measurement she use in measuring the height of a man but she could not answer tho i wasnt embarassed.Tho thats a diff case.

A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah ". The teacher: asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".