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HOT NEWS!!!

D 2ND BATCH IS OUT...

Yea ....d 2nd batch of Qualified Candidates who sat 4 d just concluded Akpors Digital Institute post-utme examination is out

add me on 2go 4 more info @ "ALKARULEZ"

lol........ *winks* @y'all

.....LIL'SLICK....LIP'STICK.....LIL'STICK........LIP'SLICK.......... i dey look u wid ma right eye o...............

Arsenal draw 2day sha....... proof of ENDTYM FINZ......

oluwaugo: all work and no play makes Akposy a dull boi...
4get delsu 4 now and enjoy urself.

lol....i no sure say akpors dey watch ball

Pabloairmar: Lol..i knw say nah dis thread mk u knw wetin DSTV mean@patience

dis na numba 2 ooo.......i just dey look u.....d next tym u go beef me 4 dis thread ehn....i go humble ur career.....

nofij: U don dey answer precious nw abi? no worry i still dey look u wit my back nose

lol...lyk cwiously Precious na ma 2nd name o.........

@i don 4get who ask d questn

NA ONLY PREDEGREE FEES DEY D SKUL PORTAL NOW....... Dey'v not updated d acceptance ish...

Pokemon43: abi oooo see as sir alex ferguson retirement leave my club devastated so tae dem don dey play lyk eyimba den moyes come go buy felliani e e come bench nani giggs no wan retire.i don even loose confidence;(

yea....e go reach 6 seasons b4 una pick-up.....just endure dis tym wit man.u ehn.....me sef don endure wit Arsenal reach.......it is our season of harvest....UP GUNNERS!!!

Pokemon43: i yaff which of d cartoons u for see am.gumball or ben 10 omniverse?u funny do u watch junior hidden camera on kidsco nd clinic matters on vox nd african magic?i laugh cos dem too funny.

u be real DSTV encyclopedia ooo........ So i don get rival 4 DSTV mata...... Hmmmmmm

HOT NEWS!!!!

ASUU finally calls off strike.......

**watching it live on Cartoon Network**

@Mz_Precy....so u dey follow me share name abi.....ma name na Precious too o......

@Lilslick, nofij and d lyks: why una blood too dey hot for new babes nah.....loretta, ena, eucharia, pokemon, janeclara etc neva do una abi....na ma 1 and only Precious una wan enta abi......ma grandpapa head nor go allow una thief ma wife o....

...@DELSU: plz admit fine girls dis year o........make delsu no for cast enta boys college o....abeg o

ARSENAL vs WEST BROM on ma mind.........

Akposy where u@

Pokemon43: Pls ooo guys help me my dad wants to pay one guy in delsu to give me medicine.nd i strongly think dis guy is fake.how will i verify dat an admission is real as in,in d school list?cos av heard of cases even in uniben where they fake admission nd d student spends some yrs nd does not graduate eventually

how much is he demanding for?....its fake if its not on jamb website

kenshin17: Yes am an indigene and i made it my 1st choice.

ur hope full ground remain b dat o

kenshin17: my jamb-229,post ume=61,aggregate=59.1,course=medical biochemistry,cut off=49.
what are my chances of admission? And can i see a whole list of d admitted people on a list on site or in the school notice board.

y do u wana see it? U wan sue delsu 2 court if dem don admit candidates wid lower aggregates?.....but if u rily wana see it...jex go 2 d admission office wit a referral letter 4rm any of d stakeholders in delse e.g. VC, DVC, snr lecturer etc.....dey'd sure allow u 2 see d hardcopy of d admission list......are u a 1st choicer, hot indigen?

...jex_passing...

@Nofij: any info bou d ACCEPTANCE ish?

@Pabloaimar: if u know wetin i don pass tru 4 admission hand, u go quarrel me say i neva jubilate reach.....e nor easy ooo!!

@Aderemi: na so o

@Pokemon: AMEN ooooo

@Akposy: add me make we discus dat issue na....

WHATSAPP == 08107814276
2GO == ALKARULEZ

special shout-out 2 all d ARSENAL FANS on dis thread........i hope say una see dat OZIL goal sha.....d goal sweet nor be small

'em AWT!!

lolz....see as admission list turn all dis urhobo, isoko, ukwale, benin ijaw, itsekiri etc men and women to born-again......na wa o

i jex fank d Lord say ma name dey 1st batch sha....if not i for don lose focus....

anyhwsha....i jex say make i holla una....sake of say Arsenal stil dey top EPL table......

how sunday weekend flexing tinz na?....

UNA DOH OH!!

WHATSAPP ===>> 08107814276

2GO ===>> ALKARULEZ

[quoteauthor=mrvocalprowess]Lol!! 2nd?? And he belivd?? Hahahahaha!! Laff don tear my pants!!! Sum pple can b soooo funny!! Anytym u see dat lecturer,giv am beta slap !!! Lol[/quote]lolz.....so u want make d dude tear dat lecturer hot slap ba.....u badt o

[quote
author=kenshin17]what shall i do? I checked delsu website and i was
shown(no record for this applicant).

Can i see the full list with all the names b/c a lecturer told my father
that i came 2nd in my dep,but site says otherwise. I got 59.1 and my
cut off is 49(medical biochemistry.so what next?[/quote]no be only 2nd..na 1st........guy i don see plenty juju marks aspirants 4 dat ya dept....i don see 74, 66 and 60......how come u be 2nd......abeg no let lecturer deceive u o.....jex kip ya hopes alive sha.........2nd batch loading....

gtogbes: hey guys heard ASUU strike is dead . i dont know if its true but i just have to dance skelewu first before they change their minds. morning naira landers

i rily am hoping so ooo

@nofij and dakings20....

Na only Oghene know wetin i do d both of una oooo

i no even know wetin 2 do 2 una mata now....make i consult ma madam at d top 1st (loretta)

**spits profusely**

ASUU na....make una call off dis strike na.....unto Independence Gift package finz.......

CLEARANCE and ACCEPTANCE FINZ ON MA CHURCH MIND

nofij: Medical Biochemistry sire...u don get room?

i neva get room sir.....u get 4me?

nofij: Wich pd list abeg? I cant c anytin on d skul website

brotherly....i taya o.........which course delsu jug u 4 1st batch?

Euchairia: Law aggregate 62

ar u Eucharia.....d famous nollywood actress?

dakings20: guys hv gat a place 2 stay makin sense hostel 65k. Wata,toilet,wardrope and kitchen. Compound big die.

e near campus 3?

lorettafrancis: I dey miss u too patienceswidy,no mind bad belle akposy,if e pain am much,make im go lick toothpaste I dey miss u too patienceswidy,no mind bad belle akposy,if e pain am much,make im go lick toothpaste

hehehehehehehehehehe....laff wan off ma boxers oooo.....@Akpors: e pain u ba?......

i nor knw say ma swthrt sabi put pple for dir place ooo.... **thumbs-up dearie**

@Akposy: quick gain admission na....make we quick go book apartment down.....cos no tym 2 check tym o.....so dat bad belle people lyk nofij and dakings no go rent d whole beta aparments wey dey abk b4 we show......

@dakings: ur head nor size ur neck 4 dat ya rum-mate oo

dakings20: na 6 em paz o,and em dey luk4 rum mate kwa.

*Arsenal fan
*economics education
* rich man pikin
* God-fearing
* em no too lyk fud
* na intecore i7 laptop em get wit modem and printer plus photocopier.
Buh d tin wey go buz ur bobble wey go make u like m paz b say em na i*m*b*e*c*i*l*e and homo+na 28yrs old o. U nid em contact or hw fa...

**falls from pammy tree**

dakings20: out of all dat fin u mentn hw many u paz? Buh finali i get person way paz 6 sha. Em name commot 4 1st list edu eco.

abeg mention d 6 wey he get

y2k62: I go give u one from Nollywood

laffin in arabic

I NID RUM-MATE ooooo

REQUIREMENTS
* must be an Arsenal fan
* studying economics or economics education
* rich man pikin
* good cook
* God-fearing
* pesin wey nor too lyk fud
* must av a rich GF
* must possess a tricore laptop wit modem and printer plus photocopier
* business-oriented and industrous
* wat else ooooooo........i don 4get

if u possess d Qs above....add muah on 2go... @ "ALKARULEZ"

Y'all can now add me on ma new 2go account as human being pikin no know d former one password na....sake of say men thief ma fone...plus d sim don loss tey tey...

Ma new 2go I.D = "ALKARULEZ"

HAPPY SUNDAY.......
MAN UTD vs MAN CITY loadinq...

Akposy: Na u be her spokeman? Dat una luv today fite 2moro concern una two.
U no no say u n loretta na end tym pple...lol

height of jealousy.... #smh#